Good Saturday morning!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

coffee

Sewer issues! Oh no, but that is where 45 the sewer hawg lives/

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

flush twice, then keep on flushing

Let the force be with them clear on the other side of Pluto and allow it to rotate around the sun ...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

With him in that dress, I need to pluck my eyes out.

Tomorrow is one year since Charlottesville attack on peaceful protesters by white supremacists.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Stay safe and stand up. Way to go

Joan Crawford, Waikiki, 1948.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I remember those big boards.

yep it's a farce... not a force.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

The same ones that want to go to the sun... at night so they won't burn up.

Sex is More Fulfilling With Emotional Connection

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Even better if you have a partner.

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

which one is yours

This fox is in the White House.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What, no meth scars?

Report this

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

You've got to be nuts.

Let me go!!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

he nose it's time to get out of there.

Think about it.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

It was magic, just bad magic.

Star date WTF, the team of Space Farce 1?

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Crew for the first solar landing.

Nothing wrong with sentence enhancers

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What's a cockwaffel?

Finally, they captured what weddings really are like.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Always prefered doing funerals over weddings. Better chance the funeral will stick.

Evolution of an excuse.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Next phase, orange clothes replace the orange tan.

The words of Alex Jones, sung in the style of Bon Iver.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

funny

Be the BLUE WAVE

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Vote, then drag like minded friends to the polls, never quit, never give up.

In the eye of the beholder

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

vibrating chair for an elephant.

How to spot a full blown idiot

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Hope he drives off the edge before he procreates

Not even once..,

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

rock on, he suse

I want to play a game...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

destroy 2 cities, hell they'll give me a medal.

I'm good at it

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

And I'm going to keep doing it till it is perfected.

Pig Latin!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

when pigs fly

Astrology...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Yield

They all look the same.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

almost lost my coffee

That's good!!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

burn baby burn!

I don't dislike babies, but YES.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

With a cat, you can let it go outside by itself for a while.

The work never ends.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

If I could remember the names I gave them at 3 am after a few.

Well, maybe 2:30.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

It's hard to quit when you just saw a meme to share.

It is peaceful.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Don't let the bastards get you down.

No, they won't believe it.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

sure you will missy.

I excel at sign language

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Thank the great pumpkin for giving me friends that will help me move the bodies.

When someone says you don't need that third slice of pizza

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I thought that was lil donnie's mom. the color is perfect.

Its the weekend

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

go Mona

Says it all!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

got to save this one to show my florist for the next funeral I don't go to.

Some people consider this church

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

thank you photo shop, this would have taken days in the old negative days.

A dose of wholesomeness because you heathens get outta control ;)

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

or a cup of coffee

A dose of wholesomeness because you heathens get outta control ;)

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Have a glass of milk and relax

A dose of wholesomeness because you heathens get outta control ;)

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Who? Me?

...,,,,,,,,,,,...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

strangest looking penis ever.

..............

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I can't unsee that, so I'll just gouge my eyes out.

And if you're into tail, hold the cock.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

it's right here

I’d help fund it if we can send all these bastards (and several more) to space for good

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

First trip to the sun coming up. I'll even chip in.

Resigns, goes to jail, chokes to death on a Big Mac...whatever

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Nothing wrong with trump that a good firing squad wouldn't cure. We need only look to his favorite country, Russia and Czar Nicolas.

Nice t-shirt!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Once again we have jokes about poor foreigners that don't read english being made fun of. What the hell it is funny even if she doesn't get it.

Saw this on Imgur - When all your vanilla frinds talk about what strange stuff they are in to and ...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Just remember what's perverted is what's perverted for you. To each his/her own.

Upside down fun

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

hard to flip my monitor.

Nerd humor...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I'll head for the main port and explore the exhaust port later.

It's my birthday today and I would love some Cat Memes.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

my fav

Remember when they had equal time laws and this was illegal?

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

They should all be prosecuted for illegal corporate campaign contributions in excess of the amount allowed.

Melania's parents became your fellow citizens yesterday. Let that sink in America.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I say deport Trump He was born in Scotland to an illegal immigrant mother. If he wasn't, he needs to provide his long form tax returns. I know it's mixed conspiracy theories, but with Trump it is hard to follow a tweet much less actual theories.

For fans of table top RPGs

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

has to be humanoid? asking for a friend.

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

silly, most think theirs is the only religions and all others are heretics.

Dont start crying

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Just hope you didn't share anything you aren't willing to do.

Next time shit rains down on you look to the sky.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Bubba's gonna be pissed you stole his design.

He went for Jared!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Who says there are no funny rape jokes?

Some text

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

And 2 of his 3 wives prove there are certain job no American will do.

Nothing to see here ?

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

color blindness is a gift from god, just like MS and AIDS.

Does that come with the special sauce?

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I didn't know McDonald was an Asian name.

Hope for things to come.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Can't happen soon enough

Didn't Ray-gun want a space force when he pulled the Star Wars program out of his hemorrhoid riddled...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Not only did he want a space force, he wanted offensive first strike weapons in space with plans to have some staffed in space.

You have a friend request waiting.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Don't do it, it's a fake profile.

It's time....

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Hang on tight, this ride is going to be rough.

Chewbacca fan

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

He thought she had wool socks before she shaved her legs.

Job description

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

The NG photog is not supposed to interfere with food chain events.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

not even going to tell her to stop playing with her weird pets.

Don't walk on my freshly mopped floor

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

smart cop.

Which One is The Truth?

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

He is the old man at the home that no one wants to visit or talk to because he never says the same thing twice the same way.

Compatriots From Hell

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

He looks better in an orange jumpsuit, matches his complexion

Baby Trump

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

If you can't own it or control it burn it down, oops there goes everything.

If You're Anti-Trump You're A Human!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Caring about other people is a strength, not a character flaw .

Wake UP! wAKE up!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

When they notice that their all expense paid trip is to a labor camp.

Feliz viernes, tambien..

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Oh, you tease me, please me.

try to unsee this

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

You will never see after sex pictures the same.

Gee, I wonder why Trump wants to do this??? [foxnews.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Feather your nest before you settle in.

Anyone Can Give You Attention and Complements

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

wouldn't have it any other way

If you're in there, you probably are.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

You bet your ass you're gone.

Cats. Amiright?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Just like a cat

Good old George.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I don't care

That is a shadow, for your information.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

One hell of a big shadow.

Happy Fri....

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Don't you hate when you think it's Friday, but Monday is only half over?

That's a bad habit.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

No that's a good habit, the smoking is just unhealthy. Dating nuns is OK so long as you don't get in the habit.

Leave your "God" out of it.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Those that aren't already out of office need to be shown the door, Vote this November.

They never learn, when you do drugs have a good co pilot!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Too soon, NOT.

Good strategy

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

If we pass the hat, we can even pay for it, you know how both of them love freebies.

Especially funny when arguing with Trump supporters.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

tilting against windmills

Don Jr. who?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

She takes facts and burns them.

Not just for blow jobs anymore...

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Only a short time until the midterms, vote early if you can and drag at least one other person with you.

We're holding all our hope in Mueller.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I don't even know where to start, so many ideas to digest.

Parking spot

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Gotta be fat guy, they need more relief, their fat is not going to come off in a few minutes of pushing.

.................

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

from the makers of the Jack-o-lope

Mawnin heathens!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

top of the morning to you also.

This spell might work!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Best to do this out of the earshot of others, some assholes have no sense of humor and might get you committed.

Now the song is stuck in your head too... ☂️

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Who's going to clean up the mess?

Don't be a dick

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I prefer to smile and nod, that way they don't know what's coming.

Emotional moments

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

think I found it

No box for me. ?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

different Kind of box, but

Can't bear the bullshit.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Hold my beer and watch this

I'm a man of wealth and taste

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Pleased to meet you, Hope you guessed my name.