Be like the princess, little one.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

For some street musicians, that would be a huge improvement.

Really mom? Just really??

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Why?

Gonna need more than just luck, lol...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Best of luck, but it's Saturday, so you better get there before noon

Funny Friday!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

gOT TO KEEP THOSE MENTAL EXERCISES UP OR YOU'LL LOSE IT

Marjorie Taylor Greene Complains About Her $174,000 Congressional Salary Story by Jon Jackson ...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

She's come a long way

Another reason crows are cool.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

I watched as a crow very nearly got eaten by my cat, he retreated to the wire above the cat and began a loud report and pointing at my cat until the cat left the area. They are very smart.

One more day of work!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Funny and just as tasteful as always.

Man does not need gold, diamonds or yachts

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

some.

Florida Demanding Girls Report Menstrual Info to the State in Order to Play School Sports Florida...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Why is he so concerned with what goes on in little girls' pants?

Idaho Lawmaker Wants Children to Work for Those Free Lunches

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

In Idaho, when you hear free lunches, you think of Native Americans since more Native Americans are below the poverty line as a percentage than their white counterparts. Can you say racism? When I lived in that area, I was told that they didn't worry about civil rights because they didn't have any blacks, but they did have Indians.

Sorry for being a pig. The struggle is real!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

that's what happens when you put 38d tatas in 36c bras

Tastier too

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

It's tastier and more filling and no one looks at you strange if you go back for seconds.

The perfect treat for the season.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

They're all make believe so why not?

worth another post. Fox seems strangely silent on the War on Christmas this year.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

I believe the real winner has been Amazon.

Guess he never thought it thru

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Go for the gusto.

Why did Jerry Falwell Jr suddenly come to mind?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

She might need to slip a potato into the front of her suit to get his attention.

Silk Suggests New Theory on Diamond’s Death During Bizarre Return to Show

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

More Chickens for Col. Sanders talk.

It is a slow transition becoming a cyborg j/k.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

one step at a time

So in addition to their Satanic after school clubs the Satanic Temple has now opened its first ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Actually named Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic , they do good work. and $90 is a very good price.

Friday is almost here...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

have another drink and talk to the negotiator.

Macaroni aggressions!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

That description could apply to a lot of people

In a world full of Kardashians be a Gilda Radner!! Taken from someone else

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Always loved Gilda, gone too soon

Speechless at this point. When my pets mess up

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Pretty sure you're right.

I knew there was a reason I kept that game.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

If only that worked.

Well that explains Louisiana.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Had to make sure neither of them backed out before they got to the mosquito infested swamp.

But doesn't she win a prize or something?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Never swallow your bubble gum.

At least I made the effort!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

I was wondering if they were going to fund my 401(k) this year since they had such good profits from my work.

I’ll just keep your pizza warm for you…

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Then I'll eat it for you.

Storm coming.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

I love a good storm.

You can just tell, Popsicle DGAF

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Don't worry Popsicle,, he didn't see you.

Apparently this is old, but I hadn't seen it. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Mass hysteria best played to metal.

Can never be too careful...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Are you sure you want to ask that question.

At least he checked in to see.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

He could have hot fingers on that waffle iron.

No brush required.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

They all kind of make you think, good set.

The Hollies - Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress, live 1975… [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

You bring back good memories almost every day

Simple but true.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Truth

Religious memes

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Joel Osteen is the poster boy for what is wrong with religion

Well, that says alot, lol.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

and you had better believe it.

Pulling from my archives.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

We don't meet the IRS test, we don't have a dogma and we don't meet regularly.

Little slice and dice

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

really cutting.

Touch of romance for ya'll

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I had to do a triple take.

You know you are getting old when.....

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

When someone asks if I went anywhere, I name the stores.

For those of you that are not experiencing the freeze this is what it looks like.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

We've got about 3 inches on the ground here, just like clockwork, for the first of Feb.

People of a certain age…

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I just gave my son the three that my grandmother made

Yeah, which one?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Yes

And now you can have one built into your eyeglasses…

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

There were lots of things they got right and wrong about computer evolution.

Whaddya think??

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

mean.

Tryna think if this was a song in millennial movie…

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

A little Jerry Lee is kind of a right of passage.

Oohhh, scary!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

gone the way of the coal miner, out sourced to the machine.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Trump, New York, and cold water.... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

buckle up buttercup, it's about to get interesting.

Clever wordplay

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I see what you did there, very punny.

I love that stuff!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

wd 40 for things that don't move that should, duct tape for things that move that shouldn't

The stages of life...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Death is just natures way of telling you it is time to slow down.

A prankster to the end...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Spring load the lid.

Steering clear of that place...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Do NOT go to Kohl's.

A thought: I was wondering about Superman, the man of steel.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I think it would depend on how sensitive it was.

Megyn Kelly Pissed NFL Announcers Referred to Jill Biden as ‘Doctor’ In a fit of rage, Megyn ...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

If that's her best shot, she needs to sue the AP style book editors. How about all those self ordained Revs and Bishops on her side?

I'm sure that's saying a lot!

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Well at least we know he went to one class.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Social Security and why the GOP is going after it.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

I have to disagree, I believe it is because they enjoy the cruelty, remember the Enron Traders laughing about how they were screwing grandma while lining their own pockets, they were all republicans.

Nature with is own awesomeness

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Those can be pretty and mean if you get too close.

I have a Nikon P1000 now. Here are a few pictures.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Nice shots

An honest mistake...

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

I didn't know they made ball deodorant.

Trump Could Face Charges For Stormy Daniels Payments As Manhattan DA Reportedly Convenes Grand Jury

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Since he was an un indicted, unnamed co conspirator in Cohen's case, it is about freaking time.

First I ever heard of this plant.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

A member of the nightshade family, all parts of the plant are poisonous, I grew up with them.

The 4 women controlling the most powerful levers of government: 'We are the table' - CNNPolitics

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

CNN went out of my lineup when they announced their right wing jaunt.

‘Blink Twice if You Need Help, Senator!’ MSNBC’s Ayman Mocks Lindsey Graham Being All-In for ...

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Lindsey has no backbone, no morals, and no sense of the closet door being wide open.

Black Sabbath. - God Is Dead… [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Sabbath mas good party background music in the day, at least for me and my friends.

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

They're hearting us.

And...Russia will pay for it!

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

That man is dangerous.

Attention all you Walgreens shoppers.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2023:

Why tell the truth when you can blame it on the others?

Newly Discovered Fossil Reveals Hundreds of Teeth 'Never Seen Before in a Pterosaur': ...

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2023:

It seems like the more we find, the more we realize we were mistaken before.

Those are my eyes, dude!

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Prattle on, Dude!

Did the cat win?

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Not near enough protection.

smh Idaho Woman Details 19 Day Miscarriage [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Next they will come for the 19th amendment.

🤭🤭🤭 This guy totally loses his talking points when fact checked by Fox hosts.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Their what aboutism is laughable.

Would you want to live to be 500 years old?

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

I would not.

Flat earthers, et al…

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Love the new term fucknozzle

Office Zoom meeting hack

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Best thing about zoom meetings, that and no pants necessary.

Knowledge is power

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Some actually went to get the tape measure to test the theory

Go figure...

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Welcome to my world

In a big country…

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

I can drive for 10 hours and still be in the same state.

Cat fishing technology upgrade.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

I attended that last meeting way too many times.

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Knives out!

A new life hack

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

What if you lose you sense of smell?

Latest edition. You watched it?

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

NO

Short on cash? There are ways.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

You don't have to have a standard pole.

Thats some high powered THC.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

thankfully you were on the right end of it.

I think these boys just found each other.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2023:

Just limp to the bar.

Another of Trumpty Dumpty's Mob of Insurrection has been put into the slammer for almost seven ...

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

The sentences seem to be getting up there.

Not going to testify as to the accuracy, but it would be extremely fitting.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

My own response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-SSa-D1i-M

Can't wait!

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

She's kind of young for that isn't she?

This is so terrible, but so terribly funny.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

Repub values women are property and he pays someone to take care of property.

A potentially explosive tip.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

Trump may have a lot more to worry about

FEDERAL CANNABIS NEWS 1/27/2023 The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration's...

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

looks like backwards steps all around

He knows how

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

He's going to jail.

Hard to disagree

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

drag shows are great entertainment unlike churches. and they tell you the cover charge going in not in the middle of the show.

But, he loves you, unless!

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

For god so loved the world that he murdered all the people on it but one family.

Hello Fellas....

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

You said the quite part out loud again.

Ever tried it? Tastes nice?

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

I guess it's both sides https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbn6a0AFfnM

Decent assumption...

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2023:

but when they do, we all do.