A silver lining hidden in the cloud containing the end of the world.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

I've got to agree with Gemma.

Mother's little helper.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

That's why they called them mommy's little helpers.

Let me tell you the truth here....

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Very drunk, and hopefully already home.

Just a little selection of bird-brains! :-D

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Where are the double?

WEATHERMAN MELTS DOWN ON LIVE TV [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

You can thank Dan Rather for broadcasting from the seawall in Galveston during a hurricane for weather people taking chances trying to get their big break. Few do. I've always wanted to see an on scene reporter do this.

Today's topics include Republican hypocrisy, clumsy misdirection, and moral bankrupcy.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

There is no hypocrisy like a republican hypocrisy

The not too distant future…

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

An advantage to having no tattoos.

Tough living finds creativity and also ways to danger

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Brings back memories of arc light

You have heard the saying, right?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

That's more like the haystack.

Sunday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Cute little gray pills

Cat missing anyone?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Let it in, I'm sure it is cold outside.

How is that fair?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Her picture is clearer and she probably has more friends. or more guys that want to f**k her.

Texas Tough.... Not

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

You're going to need some helper springs for that load.

Does this look familiar to anybody?

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

What, me worry?

This guy should be the most famous quitter in the world!

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I'd make sure it was a temp tattoo and wash it off in front of him.

Anyone ever go over to instagram anymore?

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

If that isn't the wanger.

Better watch out guys, the wife is onto your every move.

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Careful what she does with that doll.

Here comes that slimy guy with his posts again!

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Well said.

Just to clear things up for those who don't really know me.

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

GO for the gusto.

People are leaving the country because of the far right-wing tearing it apart but sometimes the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I can relate to their stories, Had they not closed the borders when they did for covid, I would have done my third exploratory trip, this time for 6 months to Belize. Life got in the way of my plans.

Living on an island where we are almost tripping over chickens daily, these memes are cracking me ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Whole new meaning to choke a chicken.

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

This is a humor group, this post really belongs in a political group unless you can make it humorous. There has been a lot of bleed over lately and we would all be better off if we tried to stay on topic.

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glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I've seen him twice in the 60s then again a few years ago, even in his 70s he is still just as active and engaging as he was in the 60s, a great performer.

Pigeon: Aha!

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Bird strike in 3.2.1....

Plug and Play

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Plug in

Squirrels, if they're not teasing the dogs and cats, or begging for handouts at the window:

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

The difference between rats and squirrels is the fuzzy tail.

Atheist kids go to church.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Tiny crackers and they don't give you enough to drink to wash it down.

Is the cat going...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Where ever she wants.

At the bottom of the rank as usual 😅

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Know your place.

Trump Claims That Biden Having Classified Documents Is Worse Because He Reads | The New Yorker

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

I'd rather have a man that reads something and forgets where he left it than one that doesn't read something and shows it to every foreign agent that visits him.

Fox News Sees National Security Threat in New M&M’s Colors Recent data is showing that a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

It amazes me the crap that they get their panties in a bunch over.

Literally biting!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

are part preying mantis

Good question!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Autopilot.

With practice you can still eat well and keep the family food budget.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

I need to post this in my kitchen so I get the choice cuts.

Atheist Kids Try Church

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

And the crackers are way too small.

BREAKING NEWS. This man is a person of interest in the FAA computer failure on Wednesday. 😁

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Oh my stars, is he still working there?

Don't forget ethics

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

If Ted Cruz and Trump had a child

Given that both Biden and Trump appear to have mishandled state secret documents, the question has ...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

The higher you are in the information chain, the higher the likelihood that at some point you will have compromised classified information. Just because a document has classification markings on it, doesn't mean that it is still classified, it does mean that it was not treated properly. Some documents are declassified by a date certain, some on public release, some exempt, some by the general declassification schedule. What will have to be determined is: What is the current classification of the document and its schedule of declassification? How did the document come to reside in its current location? who placed it there? When? When was the document discovered and what action was taken? By whom? Who was the document delivered to upon discovery? The circumstances? What were the conditions of storage? Who had access? Who witnessed the document? The answers to all these questions are all above my pay grade .

Elvis Presley died at the too young age of 42 in 1977 and would have been 88 just 5 days ago.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

It was quite strange, first hearing of her heart attack, then her death shortly after.

Harold got in bed, kissed his lovely wife, and fell into a deep sleep.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Lucent dreaming can have its drawbacks.

Yes, it has happened to Harold Merkel

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

When your own father questions your parentage, you might develop an attitude problem

Leeks are usually serious!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Turn that frown upside down

I can relate...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

I resemble that remark!

Biden's govt secret document cabinets in the Corvette garage. Remember it is locked!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Not sure Id want to open either drawer.

We have people named "Butt" in Texas

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

One of the largest grocery retailers in the state (HEB)Henry E Butt's you can see why they went to his initials.

This is probably not a meteorite it however is very dense it has rust it had like a crust on the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

I would say way too many sharp points, the intense heat normally rounds the edges.

Because nuns don’t randomly explode

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

Nuns on the whole are more evil than the ones on the right on the whole. The reason they are not judged is people are stupid.

It's a burden we all must bear occasionally.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

Whole new meaning to hitting bottom.

David received a parrot for his birthday.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

Keep up the bluster, or he'll revert back.

No Self-Awareness

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

All very touching, must be priests in training.

Will Congress and the US attorney go after Biden for this? [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

To use a speeding analogy, What we know about Trump, he was behind the wheel, clocked doing 180 in a 55 and denied he was even in the car after they caught him 3 times. What we know about Biden, someone was speeding, we don't know who or how fast. Since they owned the car that had been speeding, they turned that car in, we still don't know the driver, the speed and probably never would have known they were speeding if they hadn't pointed it out.

Alabama Attorney General Wants Women Who Use Abortion Pills Prosecuted Alabama Attorney General...

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

If at first you piss off everybody, double down and see if you can lose the few shreds of human decency you ave left.

We come around in time, we really do.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

The brain already has a boney protection the balls only a flimsy skin sack, a piece of plastic was the least you could offer them.

Kitty took great care to gt it juuuuuust right. [reddit.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Love the title

Most of you are with it so this might seem redundant.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

I get those on paypal and amazon on a regular basis, I check my account,but I never respond to the inquiry directly.

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Real cuties

Now we know...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Theyve been blaming the wrong fruit.

Mr. Spock's Daycare..

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

There are many I wish that were done to.

I'm enlightened by that!

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Ummmm?

Nurse Chapel prefers watching the live stream..

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

wouldn't that be a pisser?

Never hurts to ask.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Last one was for the birds

These are hilarious because you can tell they are all based on experience. 🤪

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

good observations

Trigger Warning

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

You poke the bear, you get eaten, and not the way you'd like.

Hey there folks just joined. Glad to be aboard😏🤎💜🤍🖤❤️🧡💚💛

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Welcome, I look forward to your contributions

White House: DOJ reviewing potentially classified documents found at Biden Center from time as VP

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2023:

Until the documents have been reviewed, it is just guess work

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2023:

A trio of cuteness

This made me laugh. I have a weird sense of humor.

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2023:

where is the normal himasleepin?

She couldn't tell

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

and covered every hole in the paint.

Consider this your final exam.

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

something good to wake up to at 10 PM.

Today's PSA...

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Always!

It takes time to dress up for shopping

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Be sure to wear your dark sunglasses to Dollar Palace or you will have to scratch your eyes out.

No snowflakes in the real world

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

You are responsible for your feelings, damn what a revelation.

I heard this will be his last

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

He's in his 80s now, so they better have backup.

I know how she must feel

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

I have resisted posting this all year, thanks for your service.

Dog Nightmares

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Makes him howl at the moon.

Kevin McCarthy Ascends to Power Via Begging, Humiliation, Threats, and Concessions to MAGAs Well,...

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Kevin can't do shit without the Senate and Biden agreeing so basically it's 2 more years of Bengazzi and pretty much nothing else. His agreements are meaningless if the 30 % of the caucus that votes with dems 30% of the time go along with the democrats for the must pass legislation.

With this NASA satellite falling tomorrow night I had wondered if the space junk held any value.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

This is pretty much the same as when we lose something from a military aircraft. Call it in, the government will send out a recovery team if they want to recover it or you want it removed. File an outrageous claim for damages, collect as long as you didn't get too greedy. We paid $ 50,000 for 3 different "prize" bulls "killed" by objects falling off our aircraft, without regard for the bullet holes in the corpses or age of the animal.

House speaker drama: Democrat reads 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fk' book on floor

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I have to wonder if that was the actual book, or the book jacket on another book just to fuck with McSwarmy.

Time for a break.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Beware of Greeks baring anything

A specialist is only good if their specialty comes up.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I guess she knew their feelings.

A specialist is only good if their specialty comes up.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Poor Flip.

No wonder it's my favorite

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

With enough pillows and the right program, you bet.

Our area has an issue with Tent Caterpillars.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

The best control I've found for them is high pressure water to knock the webs away, the birds will then mop up.

NC’s Hudson pulls Alabama congressman away from Gaetz confrontation on House floor

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I don't think any of them would fare well in a fight

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

One of these is not like the others.

Yeah, I'm not going along with this Big Government!

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

But if she say so, you better.

Some folks are just simple....

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Yep, and the price is the same as regular edibles if you order them that way

Here we go round the Mulberry bush...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Glad I got all my Kevin jokes in before he FINALLY got past the post.

Be nice, Try this first

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

And Charles Manson didn't kill anyone.

What happened to you said 50:50?

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Just asking if you want dessert.

Some of us were a little embarrassed

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Do they charge extra for the live sex show?

Kevin McCarthy loses 14th attempt to become US House speaker as tempers flare in late-night vote: ...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I guess Matt will be the new chairman of the ways and means committee and Boebert the Chair of Rules committee if they flip, that's about all Kevin has left to give up.

House speaker breakthrough: McCarthy picks up 14 GOP votes in 12th round of voting

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

We'll see in round 14.

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Has the swelling gone down?

The Who. - Won’t Get Fooled Again…live Kiburn, London 1977. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

I wonder if the still get residuals from the reruns of CSI Miami., Still a great song.

We should wait til it's over and binge watch the whole thing.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

it looks like the never kevin group is 6, 2 more than are needed to deny him election.

A little morning humor...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Have have ones in the past, had to release them back into the wild.

I don't think that's thunder, either.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

really good set

Check yourself....

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Best part of humor is it is the truth stretched, in this case not very much.

Is the joke factory that is the US House of Representatives going to again perform its antics this ...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

You bet your sweet ass it is. There are 6-8 diehard never Kevins, 212 Democrats I don't see anyway for Kevin to get his seat and I don't see him giving up. They will try to adjourn until Monday noon and that can lead to another floor fight.