I'm late tonight!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Late, but still funny

Racial Hatred is not a new thing.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

They were late to the game, but Oklahomans caught up to Mississippi and Alabama in one night.

The Worlds Most Disgusting thing!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

great minds think alike, I just post that elsewhere.

Ive been trying to grow peppers indoors for about a year and finally i have 2

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Have you been starting from seed or plants?

How is your garden coming along?

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

My tomatoes are already producing and are growing, my eggplant has set fruit, my basil is ready to be plucked, my okra is about a foot tall, my blackberries are finishing and putting out next years growth, my peppers are getting picked. Almost everything is in containers because of the soil on this hill.

It became his job

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Can you say "fried chicken"?

Bad sign at best

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

That is the "Oh shit light".

A Conspiracy Theory?

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Foreshadowed the 1993 attack The mastermind of the attack—Ramzi Ahmed Yousef—remained at large until February 1995, when he was arrested in Pakistan. He had previously been in the Philippines, and in a computer he left there were found terrorist plans that included a plot to kill Pope John Paul II and a plan to bomb 15 American airliners in 48 hours. On the flight back to the United States, Yousef reportedly admitted to a Secret Service agent that he had directed the Trade Center attack from the beginning and even claimed to have set the fuse that exploded the 1,200-pound bomb. His only regret, the agent quoted Yousef saying, was that the 110-story tower did not collapse into its twin as planned—a catastrophe that would have caused thousands of deaths. more here https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/world-trade-center-bombed

This needs to be done

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

who gives a fuck? lol

Just in case you run out there is instant. This is an actual item that can be ordered on Amazon.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

great pre-wet underpants for when you just want to sit around developing diaper rash.

Never trust recruiters

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

They are salesmen, and salesmen will say whatever it takes to make the sale, after that, it's management's problem.

A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Well she finally let the man finish.

Call the cardiologist

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

yuck, cheese.

Try B, C and D for their durability to see if any of them is good enough as a lightsaber. 😆

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Yes

If you can read this, we can be friends.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

all I can figure out is Love Shaq x2

I'll tell you what you can do with yer colonoscopy....

glennlab comments on May 29, 2022:

I seen the free range cats revel in my catnip patch, I didn't know they had a group.

My first born , diva / primadona / asshole 1 / mr Marcello , turned 13 yesterday .

glennlab comments on May 29, 2022:

You're a good mama.

Arming teachers! There seems to be a level of utter stupidity in POTUS45 that is simply ...

glennlab comments on May 29, 2022:

They don't trust them enough to let them decide what to teach, but they want to trust their judgment on who to kill. Unless they are willing to pay them a police officers salary as well as a teachers salary they need to STFU.

In case I haven't convinced you to go vegetarian.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

mmm tender

In case you have not seen a cock in a while, here is a mean one

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

a few more

Pretty much sums up my feelings today.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

same

I thought I looked ok....

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

You look fine (if that was the look you were trying for)

Are you wondering ?

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

Who cares, it's all green.

21 dead in Texas 19 of them children while cops hid in the halls for an hour listening to the shots ...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

Texas DPS officers make in excess of $100,000 per year on average. Military non coms make less than $30.000 per year. If the DPS officers are too afraid to challenge an armed gunman, we need to reduce their salaries below a high school graduate with only a high school diploma receives since they are not willing to place themselves in danger.

Get to know

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

mainly assholes

How much do the religious really trust in their thoughts and prayers?

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

Just do your fucking job.

Yeah, if u don't know the answer, that's a problem.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

???

[aol.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2022:

Can anyone say perjury? you know he has to lie if his lips are moving,

([https] Top administrative leaders for the Southern Baptist Convention, the largest Protestant ...

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

After reading several articles on this subject, I was a little disappointed in what was actually being done. The list only covers the last 20 years, The leadership has no plans to do anymore than release the list and have the convention decide what action they wish to take with no recommendation. They are redacting an unknown number of names for lack of published evidence. The two people that were responsible for the list, one retired, and one was the whistleblower that let it leak that the list existed or they would have continued to deny their ability to even have a list. They have no plan going forward and are sticking to it.

Christian predator Josh Duggar sentenced to over 12 years in federal prison

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

Federal prison, so no parole.

[aol.

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

The wheels of justice turn slowly when they turn at all. (for the wealthy at least)

Unfavorite topic of Jesus

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

Hey Jesus we're short on nails, can you cross your legs.. unknown Roman soldier

It's been a long day! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 25, 2022:

had me rolling.

It's Monday! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 23, 2022:

great

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2022:

welcome comedic relief

More fun, more laughs

glennlab comments on May 19, 2022:

good ones

That's a bad spot to be in.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2022:

cats and bans, great

‘I mean Ukraine’: Former U.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2022:

Pot meet kettle.

May 18, 1980, the day that Mt.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2022:

We went fishing a few times on Harry's lake access, There was no where that he would rather be than Mt. St Helens.

Wow, I guess I could drive this.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2022:

69 mustang (a friend's and he left it at my house then they locked the key to the car they were in, in, so I had to drive it or they were stuck.

Trump-endorsed Madison Cawthorn loses reelection bid for NC 11th congressional district ...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2022:

couldn't have happened to a better guy, now it marge's turn

I have not been rock hunting for a while today the desert had these treasures for me.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2022:

There are cactus for nearly every climate, the Smithsonian just published an article on them

The choices we make…

glennlab comments on May 18, 2022:

so right

Planting tip.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2022:

I can get the naked down with no problem, the young has long since passed.

Reminds me of the name game.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2022:

Hated it. and they kept on playing it on the only top 40 radio station in the area.

Visited The Grand Canyon. 😆

glennlab comments on May 16, 2022:

I have visited several times and just bypassed it a bunch more, I learned that if the weather is just a little bad, it is a wasted trip.

A client of mine posted this meme on social media this morning.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2022:

good share.

Do you know how hot it gets?

glennlab comments on May 16, 2022:

Now that is ballsy.

I went down the street to bay front hotel , private beach , nice restaurant bar / view , I just went...

glennlab comments on May 16, 2022:

You were probably nicer to that old bitch than she deserved.

The eclipse for sure is present in the sky I couldn't see the blood moon though however I did locate...

glennlab comments on May 16, 2022:

cloudy, with lightning, no moon at all here

I am not a cyclist or a vegan, but I spent the afternoon at a brewery with both types.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2022:

How do you identify a Vegan? You don't have to, they will tell you.

Red racers away.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2022:

He doesn't look happy, but he'll have a longer life away from the birds.

This sayeth the lord

glennlab comments on May 15, 2022:

Republican Jesus.

They both have a leg to stand on now.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2022:

rabbits.

Probably not the right group for this but why can't we make oil companies produce more oil?

glennlab comments on May 15, 2022:

refining capacity. Several units are down for programed maintenance with no urgency to bring them back on line. A refinery may appear to be fully operational to the untrained eye, but at any given time one or more units will be down for maintenance, when they want to expedite the rebuilds, they will run 24/7, when they don't, it will be one shift so they can tell regulators they are doing all they can, while slow walking the maintenance.

TMTG+: Trump media company hiring producers for ‘Maga version of Netflix’ | The Independent

glennlab comments on May 14, 2022:

I smell another bankruptcy in Donald's future

Hi! It’s been a while since I posted or commented— I got tied up with work and am in a ...

glennlab comments on May 14, 2022:

Great to hear from you, and congratulations!

Hello 👋 heathens (my favourite people in the world 🥂 😆) what is your fave time of day?

glennlab comments on May 14, 2022:

The wee hours ofd the morning, when you don't have to deal with others and can get lost in your own projects.

Poor sport

glennlab comments on May 14, 2022:

and rude.

I wish I had an elevator like that.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2022:

Buffalo Springfield, twice.

Good sense

glennlab comments on May 13, 2022:

Our bomb wing failed an initial readiness inspection after converting back to nuclear following redeployment from SEA. The IG said it would take 6 months for us to be ready. 10 days later, we had a real world alert and completed generation of all 16 aircraft (only 14 were required to meet mission requirements) and were ready to launch before any other 15th airforce wing.

Wonder if it's her cousin's

glennlab comments on May 13, 2022:

You really think she voted?

Friday the 13th!

glennlab comments on May 13, 2022:

Never had side effects that bad, except for once, for two years.

Alex Jones Chastises Audience for Not Buying More at His InfoWars Store Shortly after declaring ...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2022:

I'm hoping for a clawback by the bankruptcy judge when they see how he divested to avoid paying legitimate debts.

Almost makes me want to subscribe to read it.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2022:

story follows. This is a story about infections, sex and underwear. More specifically, it’s about sexually-transmitted infections, oral sex and ultrathin, super-stretchy, vanilla-flavored panties. The Food and Drug Administration has authorized the panties to be considered protection against infections that can be transmitted from the vagina or anus during oral sex. It is a first for underwear. The undies are part of an understudied but important area of sexual health where the few options for protection are considered cumbersome and hardly used. “Oral sex is not totally risk-free,” said Dr. Jeanne Marrazzo, director of the division of infectious diseases at the University of Alabama at Birmingham. She said the need for protective methods was of growing importance because more “teenagers are initiating their first sexual activity with oral sex.” For people of all ages, she added, a protective barrier that is enjoyable to use could “reduce anxiety and increase pleasure around that particular behavior.” Infections like herpes, gonorrhea and syphilis can be transmitted through oral sex, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The risk of transmitting H.I.V. from a vagina through oral sex is considered very low, the C.D.C. said. But HPV — human papillomavirus — is more easily transmitted that way, and mouth and throat infections from some types of HPV may develop into oral or neck cancer, the agency said. How often people transmit infections in this manner is unclear and difficult to study because most people who have oral sex have vaginal or anal sex in the same encounter, said Dr. Kenneth Mayer, the medical research director for Fenway Health, a community health center in Massachusetts that focuses on patients who identify as L.G.B.T.Q. Did you know you can share 10 gift articles a month, even with nonsubscribers? Share this article. “The F.D.A.’s authorization of this product gives people another option to protect against S.T.I.s during oral sex,” said Courtney Lias, director of the F.D.A. office that led the review of the underwear. The only product previously authorized for protection during oral sex was a dental dam — a thin, rectangular sheet of latex (or sometimes polyurethane) that typically must be held in place with one’s hands to form a barrier between the mouth and genitals. As the name suggests, dental dams, invented in 1864 and originally made of rubber, were designed to isolate teeth during dental procedures. But the AIDS crisis ignited concern about sexual transmission of infections, and in the early 1990s an Australian company, Glyde Health, created a dental dam that was primarily inspired by concerns of women who have sex with women, an official with ...

How much of table etiquette you know or follow

glennlab comments on May 12, 2022:

As with most communication unless both sides know what is being said, there is no effective communication. I would hazard to guess that most service people and most patron wouldn't be able to effectively communicate.

Senator Josh Hawley Goes to War With Mickey Mouse Amid Disney’s Opposition to Florida’s ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2022:

Walt the closet Nazi is probably spinning in his grave at his legacy being called woke.

Womens Healthcare Now Obamacare Next

glennlab comments on May 12, 2022:

I got my vasectomy at Planned Parenthood. It is about reproductive health, not just pregnancy. We had to go through the protesters who thought I was there to support my wife instead of her being there to support me.

Well, I guess this beats a pregnancy positive.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2022:

but not by much

While out on a walk this morning I came across this huge yuca.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2022:

That appears to be a century plant https://www.gardenia.net/plant/agave-americana-century-plant

Wednesday! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 11, 2022:

giraffe cat lol

Nobody has the right to tell me what to do with my body.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2022:

I really wish more people understood this.

Mary was never given the option to remain abstinent and not conceive Jesus.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2022:

Abortion only became an issue for the far right when segregation failed to get out the vote, but they did reinterpret their religious texts to justify the subjugation of women. They had long used them to justify their discrimination against people of color (Mark of Cain) and that the bible gave instructions on how to select and treat slaves and indentured servants.

A member of a group of which I have been a long term member (Friends of the San Juan’s) just won a...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2022:

Congratulations to Tina Whitman.

A Man Can Only Stand So Much! Sometimes you just have to have your cheap vegan milk! James ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2022:

If you don't believe in your cause enough to get arrested for it, you don't believe in your cause. just saying'

I want a ticket too

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

They must be hard to get since it seems like everyone is headed there according to the religious right.

I can't even begin.....

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

That would be an improvement over mine.

I have been warning....

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

Works both ways

Not the usual fast food.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

good old McDonald's

It happened to me

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

Nice thing about being retired, unless i need to be somewhere, days don't matter.

This new generation

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

He could make them sing, lol

Trump says he has no Trump Organization cell phones and asks judge to end contempt fines - ...

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

If they cannot produce the phones in question, it should be farther contempt charges since he and the trump organization have been under a preservation order since 2015. Keep on heaping the fines on. This would rise to the level of obstruction of justice, a felony.

U had 2 ask....

glennlab comments on May 10, 2022:

Me showing up on time.

Another fucked up Monday!!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

love the dumpster fire

Pretty much.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

I don't normally get involved in pizza wars, but I'm going to side with Jon on this one.

Makes sense to me.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

Read, I didn't know he could speak in public until a few years ago.

Before I hear any crap, ask yourself, can you do better?

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

Oh for the pun of it.

Budget bondage.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

Save the turtles, reuse!

See... Kids haven't really changed much.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

Kids are going to emulate their parents.

[vm.tiktok.com] 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

My heart goes out to you.

Saturday led me to a strange event when I heard that a family member had died.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2022:

I will be going to my former BILs celebration of life next week, several members of the extended family are still Missouri Synod Lutherans. I expect to see some of the same BS, but my ex, my son and I are all either agnostic or atheist. My SIL has not been active in the church since the 1970s, and I hope that none of the relatives act up. Several of the cousins are young earth lutherans, so I hope I can bite my tongue, this won't be a time to deflect from the person we are honoring.

Ted Cruz spreads 'left-wing law clerk' conspiracy following leak of Supreme Court draft seemingly ...

glennlab comments on May 8, 2022:

Over 48% of us didn't

Ted Cruz spreads 'left-wing law clerk' conspiracy following leak of Supreme Court draft seemingly ...

glennlab comments on May 8, 2022:

Is this the Texas Republicans can offer?

I totally agree!!!

glennlab comments on May 7, 2022:

punny

When forgetting your son's birthday three years in a row isn't the worst character flaw you have...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2022:

wtf?

Who can name this movie?

glennlab comments on May 7, 2022:

RHS,

Have the scientists been eating the ergot? [discovery.com]

glennlab comments on May 6, 2022:

Hofmann sure did. It was the first migraine medicine I was prescribed, I don't think I would send that.

Military chow

glennlab comments on May 6, 2022:

We shared our bomb dump side of the base with the AF survival school. Almost everyone going through the school was an officer, so the meals were great. The only better chow hall on base was the Alert Pad like @Sierra4 said. I was in nukes, then staff. All of my staff visits to the alert pad were at lunch time. Steak Wed and Fri. Lobster once a month.

Please welcome @Garban who’s just joined the group.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2022:

Welcome @Garban

Happy Friday! 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on May 6, 2022:

good ones