2 Men Accidentally Set Themselves on Fire Trying to Burn Down an Immigration Center

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

What a bunch of maroons.

I get it. You're hungry.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Well, get up and feed her.

It was a run by mugging!

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Too cute

Good morning…it’s one of these mornings when I wish the good didn’t die young and the bad guys...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Not available

Pope's last wish

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

bury it hell, smash it with a hammer, shred it then melt it down

McCarthy’s proposed concessions …

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

If McCarthy drops out who's Boebert going to hunt?

Those teenage years...

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

If they only knew.

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

When your opponent is self destructing, you let him.

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

What sorts of dogs does everyone call family around here?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Mine are all gone now, but They ran the spectrum from tiny to large. Two pure breads Afgan and Yellow Lab, all the rest were rescues of one type or another. My ex trained all the dogs with my help, and when the last one died 3 years ago I decided not to add another family member.

So Kevin McCarthy has already become a nine times loser, and he may soon become a 10 times loser.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

he lost 10th ballot, he doesn't even have enough votes to adjourn and at least 4 republicans need to go home for family reasons this weekend and they are all in his camp. Get the popcorn. The house doesn't have pressing business to do until May, and if the debt ceiling is constitutionally challenged, they may not have work to do until August/September. An ineffective lower house may not be as bad as working one. while they are not in session, no new laws, no investigations, not interference, but also no constituent services. The Senate may actually have to show up and start working.

Something peculiar

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Caught him building a tent.

An alternative to shrooms. Not right in the head. 😆

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

tighten up a little, and clinch the old chest?

It’s time for the annual New Year’s resolutions (or not).

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

All good ones.

Thursday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Huggles

That's a fact!!!

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

They can't take all the credit, but in small towns everywhere they are way up there

I've ordered three dozen...

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Where does it have to bite? asking for a friend.

Burnt Toast

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Vote 7 coming up.

How does building god a church require borrowing money from donors/ government coffers?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Politicians should be wary when they enter into religious fields, they dabble in politics, the church invented it.

A sad but true observation on today's social-media driven world: "The reason is because ours is ...

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

There is no fool so foolish as the one that thinks they know everything or that only they have access to all the facts. I was a war planner, we tried to plan for every contingency, we knew that no plan was good for more than 30 days in conventional warfare and 7 in nuclear warfare, in fact there were replanning meetings taking place as soon as execution to account for the things we didn't know. That taught me to never assume I knew all there was to know about a situation just because I knew more than others, and to be willing to accept new information and adapt.

Best game ever!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

I'll go first

Some folks just got to rebel yell!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Face plant.

Dog, service stations are nasty!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

It's amazing how messy some people are.

I already started, i just can't figure out how to keep this darn thing cinched up!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

No matter how many times this gets posted, I'm not going to wear gun belts.

I don't drink any more, well really I never did, but I do like a toke now and then.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

She says that like it's a bad thing.

By continually rejecting Kevin McCarthy, the ideological extremists within the Rethuglican Party ...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Miss Lindsey said it best

I hate when I do that!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Cheaper than the meat section.

Yeah, your library and Stockholm Syndrome!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

If she loves a library, you've found a winner

My latest quilt has a back story.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Haven't you learned not to ask an open question like that?

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

They seem to be in greyscale.

GEORGE SANTOS ENDLESS GRILLED BY REPORTERS.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

The boy is comedy gold

Men really are simple shit.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Points well taken.

Not as impressive as they think it is…

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

It would be more impressive if they avoid the hard knocks by anticipating them.

Just so U know...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Just be careful which ideas you follow through with.

Don Jr.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Hope he ends up like daddy should.

".

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

They can't do any business until they elect a speaker, which works out well for the country right now.

"utiny inside the Republican Party": [abc.net.au]

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

It is just that in normal times the party leaders have had a better sense of counting noses. It was not uncommon for the repubs to go through several top choices before coalescing behind their choice. McCarthy did not want to be passed over a second time so he ignored experience and conventional wisdom and fucked himself.

Nobody Knows

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The spook and the dupe

Maury knows

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

and may never be.

Has karma ever been as sweet?

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

I kind of hope they go for the record, 135 ballots over 3 months before a leader is declared.

Lukovich nailed this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

If history is any indicator, Kevin is done, but who the hell do the repubs have to replace him.

That’s the color!

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Pretty well nailed it I think. Honesty in colors

Ukraine war, inflation are just a begining....

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Let's not go down that rabbit hole.

It will complicate things

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

They'll be down to skin and bones.

It may help

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

So you want to get political

That sort of return window would be such a hit.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Some people would be nice to return.

Even toys need to self-medicate occasionally.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

You're in good form today, keep up the funnies.

Do you know you were wrong?

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Your next step could define your future.

I got a deal

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Buy bunches and freeze them.

I can't make this stuff up.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Even the Beatles made fun of it.

Tuesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Majestic!

Garlic plants in my house

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Nice starts.

Hold my beer.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Not sure either one was that bad. Individually the Beatles each produced great music. As far as the royals go. I think we finally see how useless each is.

I can't sleep, my mom is having a procedure today, hopefully it goes well!

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

I hope your mom does well, humor can help take your mind off it.

I was watching Monday Night Football tonight and a young man, Bills safety Damar Hamlin, collapsed ...

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

I have seen more than my share of people hauled off in ambulances between my playing days and officiating days. This is the first time I have seen two things, CPR being given on the field and the game being suspended. The news is that he had cardiac arrest. I'm not going to speculate, but I wish him well.

Good morning.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The first time I heard this song I thought it was a cajun song and had to listen closely to see who had done it.

More SDE with Greta!

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Post these while they're still relateable.

You have the right to look away

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Your new GF?

So the first words ever written down by Canannites about 3700 years ago was "May this tusk root...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

The article claims this is the first sentence ever written in Canannite, instead it is the oldest existence we have of Canannite grammar and use instructions. Still a major find, but the evidence doesn't meet the claim.

Here's an idea...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Many of them don't know much beyond public relations and how to avoid answering a question, so good luck on getting them to answer that.

We now deliver the blood of Christ...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

That's going to be one lopsided pizza.

A truly Canadian problem

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I had to google it, so must be a Canadian problem. From the definition, I hope it stays there.

Nothing surprises me with these idiots… [snopes.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

strange.

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

And may it be a safe and pleasant journey.

Being W-a-a-a-a-a-y over fifty, I believe I have lead a very adventurous life with many learning ...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Feel free to comment and post here, I would suggest that you keep it to one topic per post so that people can comment and not go off on particular tangents. The more topics, the more tangents.

Be as old as you can for as long as you can Old saying

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I'll die when I stop living, after all death is just nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down.

Getting old…

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I don't see the problem here.

My late partner was an elementary school teacher.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Way too close to home for the father of a computer nerd.

Larry the postman has been on the job 30 years.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

She was just being literal.

The Lonesome Stranger Ned decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Carl, so they loaded up...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Paybacks aren't always bad.

I can see you are walking funny, though.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Now that's a load.

What have you been smoking? Oh, wait...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Try some miracle grow, should make them fill out and start blooming.

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Wearing her stole.

I make the same mistake all the time myself.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

timeless

Is everyone eating pork and sauerkraut today?

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Doing chicken and smoked pork belly, with a pineapple topping.

Happy Hangover Day 🙃 🙂 😌

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

You nailed Gov hot wheels.

This is the year, I feel it.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Mr. Meadows could be in deep kimchi

The age old dilemma....

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Not your best match.

Does anyone want to be tackled after doing that🤔😳

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Rough sex?

New year, new advent calendar. ;)

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Good old machine language.

Next, an octopus.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Soul painting?

Stand down! He's alive!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I think we all have walked into that bathroom at sometime.

And I got the millenium wrong too.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Pictures hit home, I've got over 25,000 I need to sort and cataloge.

You've gotta love you some of that Jesus...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.

Day 1 of 365 blank pages - hoping your book is filled with randomness, kindness, fun, love & ...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I hope the new year finds you well and may you have joy in all that you do.

The Vatican Announces Pope Benedict Dead at Age 95 The Vatican announced Pope Emeritus Benedict ...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

While the RCC presents its own problems, a church of DJT would be dangerous, hell he might even try to Ms Maxwell out to provide the sacrifices of virgins for him.

My weakness is chocolate but anyway…

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Go for happy unless you just want to have a pretty corpse.

My feelings exactly!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Go in, but do not touch anything.

My NYE plans…

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Me too.

Happy New Year kitty lovers!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Happy New Year!

Kool & The Gang - Celebration [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

It works for so many occasions .

Happy New Year!!!! 🥳🥂🎉🍾🎊🍻🍺🤗

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Not going to use that cemetery.

Mañana During a televised interview the British TV host, Anne Diamond asked Julio Iglesias what ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Story about my Managing editor when he was on sabbatical in Keyna. He out in the bush and his car broke down, he asked a local what time the train came, noon. He rushed to the train station and asked the clerk what time it was fearing he might have missed the train. The clerk replied Tuesday. He said I need to know what time it is so I can catch the train. The clerk replied the train comes on Thursday, Tuesday is as close as you need.

Well, if you don't set expectations too high in the first place... 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

I'll get to it eventually

I hope all can see this post, and good riddance to Nazi catholicism: [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Two fun obits today. I have never seen such punched up obits, you would think that both he and BaBa WaWa were completely lacking in ambition and had greatness forced on them. If I remember right both ascended to their positions on the bodies of their foes.

It's 8 pm.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Spiffy.

Mañana During a televised interview the British TV host, Anne Diamond asked Julio Iglesias what ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

No sense in being in a rush.

'bout sums it up!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

good analogy.

[youtu.be] Trump Connections with Chinese Government EXPOSED in Taxes

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

The law should be changed so that as soon as a person declares for the presidency, the IRS will deliver a copy of that person's tax return to the Ways and Means committee for review/release by the committee

Share you ideas for celebrating/spending new years eve/day.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

I'm staying in and watching the bowl games. I may have a few people drop by, but I don't go out on NYE. I have champaign in the fridge in case others do stop by.