This has been making the rounds round social media today. And it's true!!!! The tornado siren last ...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

My heart goes out to all of you screwed by the weather

Couldn't watch the entire State of the Union

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Too mild a reaction!

This is a meme from long ago. I found it in Pinterest. I had saved this to my collection. I think ...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

which is which?

I mean really, I do need to get up...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

laser pointer, to distract, then jump and run.

Hello all you sexy humans! Looking forward to getting to know folks in this group

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

welcome, hope to see more of you.

Rough job, but SOMEBODY has to do it!

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Fucking A, you got the job.

Not a pork sausage

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

always answer when called

Yeah, exactly...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Thank god he's a lazy fuck or we'd already be in WWIII

For all the women here...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Too heavy for an ankle bracelet.

To follow up on the last one...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

That would be a lot crazy

Honestly, now...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2019:

You know it.

Been looking...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

lol

Sorry I called the cops...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Reminds me of when I was visiting in SW La, I was in heavy training and couldn't afford to miss a day of workouts, I had at least 4 cars pull over and see if i needed a ride.

It's a quandary....

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Even they know it's a lie!

How did they know my High School nickname?

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

took me a minutes but lol

As motivational as I get folks....

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Can't be a bigot if you hate everyone, separately, but equally.

Can't win with these people ....

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

These are some sick fucks. It's my toy and I'll play with it any way I want to.

We hear what we want....

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

What a pain in the ass, he should see the size of her strap on.

Misogeny....cuz the troll is gone.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

When they warn you ahead of time, it's your fault if you don't pay attention

Stolen from FB Humans: Don't lie awake counting sheep. I've done it for you. There are 846 of ...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

and he has them all rounded up and in the pen ready to head out in the morning.

No power in prayer

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

How's that prayer thing working out on the cancer your god gave you?

NASA Is Going to Knock an Asteroid Out of Orbit in First-Ever Planetary Defense Test ...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I would hate to see the logic tree that gave rise to the selection of target. I'm sure it was extensive.

I've been absent but collecting...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

nice set

Take your pick!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

good ones. consider them stolen

This is Betty. One of my girls. She had unplanned surgery today. Not emergency, just unplanned, lol....

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Poor girl. I hope she recovers soon.

Let me get out my check list.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Good list.

A spot for me!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

my spot

Contractions.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Don't, just don't

Hello Question: does anyone know what is happening to my Roses?

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

could be a lack of sulphur, or other acid in the soil, Roses are acid loving plants, it doesn't look like iron deficiency

Lost City in South Africa Discovered Hiding Beneath Thick Vegetation [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

less is hiding with our new tech

I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking of it too.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

That is because McDonalds might have something that is slightly palatable, DJT just is shit.

Today marks 9 years since my mom passed away. You can thank my mom for my dry sense of humor, my ...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I don't think there is anything that hurts more than losing your mother, and I didn't believe that until i lost my own. I hope you find comfort in knowing that you are who you are because of her.

I have a bunch of memes saved to my phone, better trot them out. I hope none of them are repeats.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

didn't see any repeats, but they were all good even if they were.

I have a fear this is how it works.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

that is how it works.

This might take a while to read.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

just follow the directions, letter by letter.

Ok. I swear I won't post anymore today...Took today off from work

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I thought you were being prolific today, several good one though.

Jesus really wants him to be rich

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

A fool and his money are soon parted.

So cold it killed a ghost

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

bird legged ghost at that.

Sure we'll go with that excuse

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

How hard did she laugh, and did she point while doing it?

I don't really enjoy that

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

You enjoy shit stirring, and you know it.

Awkard is funny

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

sounds like a good set

I hope it's on purpose

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

and Pence can be strung up in his blue tie.

My knee is getting better! But I've been sitting on my ass for a month and gained a few pounds. ...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Always, next Monday.

I probably laughed too hard at this

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Truth hurts

I hate when this happens! Anyone else? 😅😑

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I support who I want to support and make sure I know where money is going. I wish I could tell upper management that having their employees as arm twisting collectors makes me not want to shop there.

So me. I completely understand.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I've used this before, but it fits here

That would surprise me, too!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

oldie but a goodie.

Or a smile.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

but once you pass they checking out that ass.

Borderline.. well that's questionable.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

border is that thing we crossed 3 miles back. lol

If I told you it would grow back, would it help???

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Reason it took me twenty years to find a new barber I trusted.

Or in my case both lol

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

looks good

People in glass houses...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Yep.

I'd like clarify some of our policies here at g:31 ..... 1. We make rules up as we go along. ...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Joke em if they can't take a fuck.

The Who - Magic Bus - Live At Leeds HQ [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

You did it again and they really knew how to play a song out

Trump Tweets after SOTU What's your prediction for what Trump will tweet Wednesday?

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Straight to the sewer, it's all bullshit.

Canned Heat - On The Road Again (1968) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I think this is the first time I have ever seen them perform, thanks.

My girls!!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

looking good

Colder than a witch's nipple shield

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I'm afraid to ask, but why? what? WTF?

That was the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Hahahahaha!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Good, I was so worried about you.

Let's try this one more time [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

unavailable

For valentine's day...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I think it's the fireball, nothing like a little mood enhancer, to make you swoon.

Worst job in the White House. Warning: You will see Trump naked. [photos.app.goo.gl]

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

ow, ow, ow,

kimvee5050 [agnostic.com] Looks like a scammer profile in development. Scammer speak bio. ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

ok, call me a sports snob, but since when does a girl from WI watch cricket?

What a 45 supporter told me?

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

best example I have seen yet

Just one squirt!

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

fire hose. please

Thought I would just remind everyone that the President's State of the Union address to the nation ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I can read it tomorrow and get the 3 times as long fact check at the same time.

Serious gardener here.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Can't have code enforcement snooping around because your grass is too high.

To peel, or not to peel. That is the question...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

peel that sucker.

This made me laugh.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

he got mouth game.

You don't want to see that.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

You won't be able to unsee it.

Gotta get warm somehow.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

not a good idea, use more gasoline.

What are you giving your sweetie for Valentine's?

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

It lacks color, needs more sauce,

What is the uttermost premature ejaculation? It's going to be so good, wasn't it, honey?

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

talk about a dishonorable discharge.

I can see that.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

good one

This might keep me up...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

multiverse, to paradox, to chaos, to aneurysm, makes perfect sense to me

How I plan on going.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

sounds like a good plan, I'll call you in 20 years.when I'm ready to go. lol

Happy New Year

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Happy nude year

I've often wondered how durable using an egg carton mattress is.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

they don't hold up well, and the expense isn't worth it in my experience.

In 2019, the northern states in the U.S. were covered in ice caused by a polar vortex. Meanwhile, ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

One of the few advantages of living here.

"Nooo... Not MOM!"

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

All Moms have sex, no one wants to admit that theirs does/did.

Poor kid! 😅😂😅

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

He had a rough day at the office. lol

I've got jesus beat! I've came back so many times, I lost count! 😅

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I'm the place that chain letters go to die.

Aww... cute and funny. 😅

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

boots!

Hehehe...😅

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I find it funny too.

Federal Prosecutors Subpoena President Donald Trump Inaugural Records | Velshi & Ruhle | MSNBC ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

He's also passing off some of the more political parts of the case to other US attorneys

Lies from the Rich and Corporations.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Not only #1, but the majority of new jobs that are created are by small to medium sized businesses. So they are wong on two points for one talking point,

I have 2000 points to go to level 8. Who's going to help me get a tee shirt? katneedsashirt ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I feel you struggle, I've got 13000 to go for 9, so sometime next month for me.

I have 2000 points to go to level 8. Who's going to help me get a tee shirt? katneedsashirt ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

points

I have 2000 points to go to level 8. Who's going to help me get a tee shirt? katneedsashirt ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I thought I detected a point surge from you,

Worth following, I'd say.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Tracks on tracks

When is the last time you did this?

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Christmas time.

Some kitty cheese. ???

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

laugher.

When your user name and password are both "admin".

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

best passwords . a short sentence that means something to you.

Pretty scary.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

corpse face

Welp, that's not good.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

now I know how to take care of the pests in the neighborhood.

Inspirational quote.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

except that when I get a taker, he's not my type.

I'll have to make a permanent visit there.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

got it.

So very true

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

My ex that's for sure.

It works for me

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Let's pick it up and head out.

Oops, I bumped it

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

ok compared to the rest. At least no pun.