A little Joint humor

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

*groan.*

Turbo Charged

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Go for it, hold my beer.

I'm still looking

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

double groan!

Today's cheese. ???

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

You're very punny today!

Mustaches.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

He's just trying to bet busted the next time he's on camera doing anything he's not supposed to.

trump and the republican Fascists thought that the people of this country would not notice that they...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I hate to say I told them so, but as an accountant, I literally told them so.

online dating

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

at least he was facing forward i hope

Anti-Choice Men Passive Aggressive Switch... I have noticed a trend the last few months... men ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I haven't seen it anymore than normal. It is the refuge when real arguments are not working. Ambush arguments to try and say they won.

Drove this beauty off the lot yesterday - all mine now! Next up - outfitting her for life on the ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

That is fantastic, good times coming.

Words of wisdom

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

If you believe in god, how arrogant do you have to be to believe that you know what he thinks about everything?

& the list goes on...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

There are always some that just make you go Yewh. Anal leakage?

Both are becoming very rare...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Are those the forest animals from South Park? He better watch out.

Or, I have these magic beans that...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Works for me, let the buyer beware.

I avoid driving at night , because of the glare of oncoming headlights , so keep an eye out for ...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

For the glare at night, I use the type of yellow glasses that goose hunters use, it lightens up the view and dampens the glare from oncoming headlights.

Sonoran sunsets are spectacular! From my brother’s backyard and roof deck.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Are you a traveling person yet or still prepping for it? Nice shots.

This takes me back,

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

with holes that big, I might be able to play.

Hakuna matataaaaaaa! Samburu National Reserve, Kenya.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

cute little puddy cats, nice shot

Great White - Rock Me [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Not the song I was expecting, but good.

Happy Year of the Pig, everyone!

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

It's always a holiday somewhere, another reason I only drink on holidays.

Remember Ben Franklin!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Jump start

My New Religion!

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

I don't have the boobs for it.

You will read this...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Mean! ok, but funny.

Who's ready for the SOTUS! LOL! I may just turn my television off!

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

With most non emergency pronouncements, I wait until the speech is over and read the transcript, it takes a tenth of the time and there is plenty of video if I need to see something.

According to the Chinese calendar, it's the year of the pig.. Are you a pig?

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Horse

Killer shower.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Just remember

Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody (Studio) "Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen is an American...

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

You are doing great at finding these songs.

Zombies - Time Of The Season HD [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

1968 was an interesting time, , music was changing (for the better)

Three Dog Night - Mama told me not to come 1970 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Loved their music, high school,

Here I go agian

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Bring nudes when I get home.

Now I feel better about it

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Huh?

It was an accident, Kit Kat

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Plotting your demise, or at least an "accident"

Put it together

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

be sure to follow the instructions to the letter.

Dick Dale & Stevie Ray Vaughn 'Pipeline' (1987) from the movie 'Back to The Beach'. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Living near the neighborhood that SRV grew up in and first played, I had kind of avoided a lot of his music, simply because everyone around here claims to have known him and played his lesser known tracks on the jukeboxes. Got to admit, he is very talented.

Yard sale bargain...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I see a big one.

Some useful meditation techniques

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Good system

Don't you just hate that!

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

She should have known he was in installation not delivery

Useless.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

just as effective on the border too,

He doesn't really look that good

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

It's already running out of his mouth.

What a jokester

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

That is just mean, I have a couple of friends to try it on.

Not wrong....

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

oldie, but a goodie.

Atlas took a dump...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Couldn't have illustrated my feelings any better

Eric Burdon and The Animals - Sky Pilot 1968 [youtu.be] MUNROWS RETRO Published on Jul 20, 2015 ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Saw whole lot of things in the video that brought back memories, none real good, but that song and knocking on Heavens door were anthems to me.

Please welcome Bendog to the group. Let’s see some great Rock music from you.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Welcome

Do you like moocha? Oh. Mocha!

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

cow print cup?

Hi I was watching TV and there was a commercial with a large dog eating from a raised food bowl and ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Thanks for the enlightenment

We're trying to keep everything organized, and doing a good job thanks to stinkeye_a and RavenCT. I ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Well I for one have no one blocked and you would have to be a total ass to get me to block you, and no that is not a challenge.

This is every time I’m in a Nursery or garden center

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Me so much,

Eric Burdon and The Animals - Sky Pilot 1968 [youtu.be] MUNROWS RETRO Published on Jul 20, 2015 ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Way to fill in the history, I always liked this song

Fuck that guy! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

That's right.

Update: as of 1946 4 Feb 2019, "jehanzeb1995" is "no match. jehanzeb1995 [agnostic.com] ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I got at least 4 notifications in my groups

"I have nothing to offer but blood, toils, tears and sweat", and this really sweet meme...?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Spoken like true mothers @Marionville @Kattywampus69

"I have nothing to offer but blood, toils, tears and sweat", and this really sweet meme...?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Yep looks like every baby I have ever seen.

"bimsmall01" I looked on the list and didn't see his name. All his pics are male model clip art. He ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I was thinking he was already reported.

Xian contradictions

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Up until the industrial age, the slave class was the working man.

Xian flirtation

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

with lines like that, if he gets lucky, she is really dumb or horny.

xian considerations

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

of course he was, but his liver was so tasty in unicorn gravy.

do you see them?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I've got a big black cock for you

Best sign ever!

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Can't beat that one.

Well, that's kinda rough.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I literally busted out laughing, already stolen

Good old Ron.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

If only it worked like that.

...Cold out?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Chilling!

Makes me think of something...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

next time pay your bill on time.

Hi folks, how is everybody doing? fine I hope, I can't wait for winter to be over.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Just got back in from mowing the grass before it rains again.

Same deal with the Canna Lily seeds! The container holding 6 start pots that have sprouted vs the ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

With many seeds you can do a float test, the viable seeds will sink, while the non viables will float. It works for a lot of seeds, but you don't want to use it until just before planting for obvious reasons. Not every seed that forms will stay viable or in many cases be viable. Sometimes nature fires blanks.

‘Real McCoys' Great show. Yes or no ?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I liked it, but didn't get to watch it much

Finally ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Her will be surprised in a minute.

Close enough. ?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I had to do a double take.

3rd grader's 1st thought

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

light that sucker on fire.

Lunchtime. It needs a condiment, any suggestions? ?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

creamy horse radish

I don't get shit done watching videos all day and night. The Tempests - Look Away [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

well you're laid up, it is what you do while you are healing.

Buffalo Bob won't you come out tonight...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

spoil sport

An entirely different take on the Simon & Garfunkel classic. "Sound Of Silence" [youtube.com] ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Moving

I love animals...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

with gravy

The Real Super Bowl

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Just a liquid

The Incident

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

sticky situation

Mad TV - Hooters. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

never going back.

Not a funny meme, but a very damn true one! Plus I have the biggest crowds. Gonna combine these ...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

love the inaug shot.

Conan O'Brien's DNA Test Stunned His Doctor - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Conan needs a friend ? As the only red head in my father's family for 20 years, DNA testing can be an in your face to the assholes that questioned your parentage. Goos for him getting jungle fever.

@RavenCT I cannot stop laughing! This is me if I was a cat.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I didn't have a dog in the hunt, it was a good defensive battle, only good if you understand football and not just offense. I really did hope both teams lost.

These are for Eric, especially since I think he left for a spell (LOL!)

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

What a croc!

Seriously, folks...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

You can explain it until you are blue in the face, there will still be some that can't separate the thing from themselves.

Patriarch of the three "great" Western monotheisms...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Used to if you heard voices you were considered touched, unless it was the voice of god, then you were blessed. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out which you claimed if you wanted to sleep indoors.

Intermission...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Now that's some painting I wouldn't mind watching.

You know it's fucked up when...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

When my father died, the priest refused to give him last rites because he was living in sin with a protestant (my mother) in an unsanctioned marriage, that produced non catholic children who were likewise condemned to hell. Doesn't give you warm feelings about the church.

A variation on an earlier theme...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

my take

Anyone think we will ever see him wear a blue MAGA cap? Here's why I'm mentioning this. At first all...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Red has been the color of extremist for over a century, the USSR, PRC and Nazis, he will wear a nice faded color in 2 years mixed with some yellow hopefully.

Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Even satire has to be checked, It is too strange a world we are in that it's easy to mistake satire and the onion for real news in the actual world. Someone save us from this insanity.

Visited San Francisco in 2011, also Stanford and the university

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

makes me miss the 70s summers.

Go fig yerself?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

Just needed to show the damned thing that when he's hungry, you better get him food or else. Notice how the fish showed up and kept multiplying so as not to piss him off

Airline seats

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

I'm the guy walking down the aisle, lol

Worms are gross and mornings are stupid...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

They can talk all they want to, I won't answer.

Do you remember having/using this?

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2019:

had three of them on my desk sorted by which hat I was wearing that day.

We can take the white bus I bought.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

got a map, I'm down for a road trip. pretty sure there's no cell reception there.

She was not a smart girl.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

But he promised to eat her.

Gift ideas...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

No, it's a dual purpose card, for when you want to say something, but would really like to SAY something.

Poor babies.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

If you haven't learned how to live on $11M a year, you should probably learn, before we decide to just eat the rich.

For fans of coffee

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

only 12! wimp!

So cute! Rare though!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

right before full bore, maniac, going to kill me something real bark

Looks innocent enough but... One sweet kiss ?... and bam! You have more bunnies than you know what ...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

and she is pregnant (I used to raise rabbits, and yeah, it's that fast.)

This explains alot...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Thankfully, it has, yes it has.