I’m not sure I really want my onion relish having a rap sheet..

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

That's a rough neighborhood.

I truly hope lives to be a hundred and he rots in jail for all his remaining years “Trump ...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

With only 11 days left to release all the documents, the Jan 6 com. better speed up their release of ALL the documents. There will be hundreds if not thousands of people reviewing them as soon as they are available for news info. Having been in a news dump not quite as big as this, The organizations are all geared up for this release today, and they should take advantage of this bulked up staffing to get the most bang for their buck.

A MAGA favorite...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Not a great dating site, would not recommend.

Thursday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

fluffy kitty, soft kitty

Look at that smile. Sheer happiness!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I am king of all that I observe!

President Biden Signs Bill Outlawing Private Ownership of Big Cats

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

About time, but better late than never.

Convictions For Unlawfully Carrying Guns Skyrocket After Texas Passed Constitutional Carry

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I still feel that the same rules that apply to cars should apply to guns, you need a license to operate one, and insurance in case it causes damage.

Let's go old school...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Cheesus that was corny.

Large bird on a larger animal

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Give the moose a quick goose and watch him jump

Those harmonious songsters

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

That's what you get for getting you occult supplies at the dollar store.

Stick to the traditional fruit cake next year.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Looks like it worked well for her, somebody needs to pay more attention.

Late one night, Jack takes a shortcut through a cemetery.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

No rest for the spelling police.

Admit it, you too.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I resemble that remark.

It went quick.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Taste of the ocean, not the way I envisioned it. lol

As if we needed another reason to disdain Chick-fil-A.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Just following their religion, bring unto me the little children.

Pizza is a demanding discipline.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2022:

I can relate to Bob, and that is one mean pizza.

Cleanup on isle 45

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Red letter day.

CANNABIS BUSINESS 12/21/2022 LeafLink laid off 80 employees.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Canada is at $10 of cannabis per person per month. The amount of tax revenue that could generate is astounding.

Pennsylvania Has Lost a Legend. Franco Harris.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2022:

A great athlete and person.

How to grow ginger. [thegardenbeds.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2022:

I'm going to try this, I had been planting it like potatoes where more eyes meant more stems and potatoes.

'You don't have to go into every single detail, you know.' 'I can't help it!'

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2022:

To make matters worse, I talk very slowly.

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2022:

He looks surprised.

The war on ‘Happy Holidays’ isn’t about Christmas By Kate Cohen When I wish ...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

It is a shame that we have to keep bringing these stories up because the exclusive people don't want others to be included.

Super Piggy!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

mmmmm Bacon

It looks as if an incoming Rethuglican, George Santos, has been a naughty boy: [bbc.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

I am seriously wondering with all the damage done to their brand already, whether they will vote to seat him or not. It takes a 50%+1to refuse to seat him, but a 3/4 vote to expel him

Get the Pine-Sol ready.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Code red and runny

Remember, he doesn't HAVE to come back next year.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

That was dirty!

Cat Food Recalled Due to Salmonella Contamination

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Glad the HEB hasn't opened in Dallas yet, I know lots of people that shop there almost exclusively south of here.

Having fun with rocks again today unfortunately my phones power running out and I had to abandon the...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Sometimes a hammer is a good rock tool

Tis the season!!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Those are some strong negotiating skills she has.

Wait...350 are about the same sweepstakes that I've already won.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

emails past, that will keep you up if you think about it.

N.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Classic case of a self ordained huckster giving himself a title to help him defraud more people. I would trust a catholic priest around a bunch of naked alter boys before I would trust this Bishop around money.

I went with my daughter yesterday when we euthanized Zorro.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

Sorry for your loss.

This dumbass doesn't know his impeachment was not a criminal proceeding?

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

I don't think even the law school drop outs that he hires would make that double jeopardy argument, no matter how much he promised to pay them.

"He said something along the lines of, 'Nobody will care about my legacy if I lose, so that won't ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Who's the biggest loser

Avoiding the drama on Television since 1994 and loving it.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

I try to maintain a balance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYiGA_rIls

Don't put the nation in danger

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

It's never been used, so it ought to be good. The reason it is so expensive is that do you realize how many republicans they have to go through to find one with brains?

That's why I like America, plenty of food.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Does she win the boobie prize?

Freaking Conservatives and their Freaky Jesus

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Just like Tito and Franco, he's still dead. You must be of a certain age to get the SNL reference.

Just know this

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

You have got a long way to catch a bunch of shit posters, but keep up the good work.

Early lessons are important

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

That is just a mean threat, true, but mean.

It's the time of the season

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

So both Xmas and winter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ecsAI3FhY

Just know this

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Stand in line bitch.

Not sure where to put this.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Said no one ever.

The dog has a Christmas wish

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

The reason dogs lick their balls. Because they can.

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

The size of those paws to grow into.

Hallelujah is possibly Leonard Cohen’s best loved and most covered song…this instrumental ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Beautiful, it spoke to me.

Just a minor change in plans

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

One of the3 reasons I wouldn't invest in crypto was I don't have the body for Onlyfans.

Jamal should chill a bit

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

speak more slowly and distinctly.

Seasonal greetings!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Poor Sylvia, but her friends are about to go through the change themselves.

They can each lift 100 times their own weight, ya know.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Very human of that mouse.

One last problem - Someone, get rid of THAT drone for me, please!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

High powered rifle and a box of shells should work.

Dreading the doctor visit.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Past tense would be saw horse.

Dietary restrictions on the fly.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2022:

Poor sad twitler.

Has there ever been a more appropriate sculpting material?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Damn and all this time I thought he was unadulterated bull shit.

That sums it up.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Welcome to my world.

Officially retire from Chrysler on December 31 but today is my last physical shift!!! 😁 Moving...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

You're going to love retirement, I wish I had been able to do it years earlier.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Qanon meets QVC, best description yet.

Ok I found this humorous lol

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

A parent's nightmare.

Anyone remember Ben Franklin's? Yes, there is still one around but not for long. [bnd.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I thought that they had all gone the way of the five and dimes.

[tiktok.com] Teachers , amazing critters , most of them ♥️🙌♥️

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

So that's what little Johnnie would be like as a girl.

Trying to avoid multiple posts and make u laugh at same time b4 I get my lazy behind to walk the ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

You had me rolling

A dog with a bandage walks into a saloon.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Look for the guy with bad eyesight that can't aim.

Should have gotten a frappuccino.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Who knew that losing weight at this time of year required discipline?

In the Twitter mayhem

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It's always funnier when it happens to someone else. But Musk should take note of Ben Franklin's admonition to people arguing with newspaper owner/editors. Don't start an argument with someone that buys ink by the barrel .

Granny doesn't remember so well Jenny

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It will teach her to explain to people exactly what she means.

Hey, be nice here

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Funny now, but wait until later.

A redneck for the love of god

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Why? Just fucking, why?

Amazon reaches out to all sorts of customers. 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It's almost like that is their business model. You don't have to be able to read, just click on the picture and click on buy it now, next day you're trying to figure out what is in that box on the porch.

I'll let myself out...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It's an occupational hazard

Aren't you curious...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

So they fucked around and found out?

[tiktok.com] All true 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Wish they had more.

Watching the World Cup Final this morning

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I understand that all scholarship soccer players are required 3 years of theater arts.

I have been reading the dating profiles on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

You don't buy a car unless you've driven it, and marriage is a hell of a bigger investment than a car.

Are you happy now?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Granny could have been a freak, too.

A secret hidden for 2,000 years

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

And they put him on the donkey's dinner table

I don't have a wife but, I'm sure she'd say...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

As long as you hear her when she says, Duck!

My sentiment exactly.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Tell her you have a back yard where she can get all she needs.

Your brilliant police dept.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

They're not to interested in working today.

Support Iranian Women

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

a little irreverent , but it applies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr3wH4u4xus

Safety first in the shower...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Just don't slip off your stool.

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Lazy Saturday.

Another Brokey-man card

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Lard man.

Ok, I got a Trump card cartoon of my own.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

good ones again.

Yes dear...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Love the subtle sign

The wine is always talking, you know?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

You can just return that winter to sender, not needed.

I am not going

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Could be a short cut you don't want.

More Brokey-Man Cards

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

I used to think the only taste he had was in his mouth, but then I saw what he eats.

I don't either

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

oh, snap!

Father Pat was visited last night

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

It means you're about to meet her.

An Iowa construction worker and QAnon follower has been sentenced to five years in prison for his ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

I bet he is sorry he didn't take a plea deal.

You should be happy every day

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Where's he buried?

You've got problems?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

That's been a lifelong goal, pretty sure

Largest Manta Ray Population Discovered Off Coast of Ecuador: [treehugger.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Good news.

The Association got a lot of air play in the late 60s.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

I remember this one well, it came out about the same time as my aunts held a requiem mass for my father, His family was devout catholic and they had to get a dispensation from the Bishop since he had married outside the faith and had been denied last rites.

Got a hold of the extra special rare Trump NFT trading cards

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Good collection I'd only seen one before

A romantic story

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Twice as good as the founders who were only minute men.

Sweet little ball of fluff

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

because...cuteness.

Trump’s ‘Big Announcement’ - Just Another Grift for Money Earlier this week, Donald Trump ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Trump's trying for the trifecta of why criminal defense lawyers want their fees up front. 1. They expect their client to be found guilty and out of circulation for awhile. 2. The client is actually guilty and they expect to have to do a lot of work. 3. The lawyers feel that they might get stiffed.

The bubble bursting on the crypto currency is beneficial in a way, now I don't have to lie to the ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Crypto scammers have a hard row to hoe around me.