The only time walls come in handy. But as they say.. no pain, no gain.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Gotta take a chance or you never get ahead.

I would money to see this.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

It will be the first time in years that some guys have seen their cock.

Just messin with ya.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

New meaning to getting head.

The grin on his face.. priceless.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

And to give away all the stuff, Santa's a bit of a drinker, note the red nose.

Googled "Marine Animals"

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

semper Fi

Oh Mmm.... Geee....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

elemental!

My post in @Sassygirl3869 's group [agnostic.com] -- which was, as I wrote, one of my best ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

At 19 being named to the Air Force track team, one of the best times I ever got to have in uniform representing not only the AF but the US in international meets. Lots of stories that I could talk about unlike my real job where it took 30 years before I could talk about it to uncleared people.

When they ask why I would spend two months at sea, this is why. Mama said there'd be days like ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Yes!

How do you decorate for the holidays?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I haven't decorated for xmas for 10 years, no need, just more junk to clean up. I like to give gifts anytime of year and they have less meaning this time of year because people expect it.

I honestly love being home. ♥️

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I love to travel, but the last day may be a rush to get home by 2am just to sleep at home again.

Cats logic! ???

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Ferals are no better.

I could not hold myself. I have had two dogs for 16 years, then I added Thor. My doxies Vin and Mico...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Love the pink collar.

Just add a little bulge to your life makes life worth living.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Why?

Try talking your way out of that one.. Joseph is going to be one pissed off dude.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Don't worry the father's will show up with gifts.

Oldies but goodie

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

lip smacking good! lol

Slow Moving Caravan Looting Everything in Their Path

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

human locust.

Drunk Vs Stoned People

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

and have chips while doing it.

Why There is So Much Coal

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

tons and tons of it.

Oh heck. You caught me.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

doing it horsie style.

Finding New Chief of Staff

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

who would want the legal exposure?

Who designed these "packages"?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

been out in the bushes? or the world's strangest hair?

I wonder if the Adobe company knows.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I'll go with pdf, I like the image.

Anyone use vlc?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

nailed it.

Because cats think they are gods.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

nice collection, I didn't know you worked in miniatures

If you still have a sexual deviant claiming to be republiKKKan in your gift list... here is a ...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

or if you'd like to piss off your right wingers

Two Retired Old Sailors enjoying damsels jog in the park.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Not going to finish today either.

Oh, that crazy Florida Man!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Annd Florida is back in the lead over Texas and Cali for weird news.

Test post... Please comment if you got an alert for this post.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

got it

Whatever it takes

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

For some people the only way to make them give a shit is to scar the shit out of them, they NEED religion, for the rest of us , we can do fine without your gods.

Those were the days

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

and not flicking it on the drawback, stoned!

And she wonders why she's still single

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

No head butting allowed!

Tale tail signs

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Gonna smell like shit when they thaw out!

Since birth?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

dent head!

Me at large gatherings

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

No, but you are.

That dog is in trouble.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

at least that's better than a cold nose in the butt.

Everybody gets a cold too!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Be careful.

Play it up....

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

My boyfriend is in the truck.

Bring it. ♥

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

One nice thing about having undocumented neighbors and old neighbors, is no one really cares what you do to your own yard as long as you don't complain about theirs,

Mary is a Savage

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Except on Nov 1, Day of the dead.

Well we all know it's true... Cats rule!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

You got that one.

We don't let our two outside very often. This is one reason:

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

My old calico once brought a cotton mouth and left it for me at the back door. She would also bring back rabbits.

Linda saw this today. Commented that she's got lots of upholstery fabric and carpet scraps & I've ...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

looks heavy, have to build in place

She's taking my fancy today. Guess what I like about her!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I'm going to go with the amethyst necklace

My Work Here is Complete.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Final witch, gone.

Treason. Think Mueller Can Prove it? I do.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

And since we are in a state of war, if not a declared war, this could come into play and will make for some interesting drama.

Mexico to Pay for Impeachment

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

hell. I'll chip in

New scientific study released...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

not even going to get baited.

A moment of silence to prepare for the party now that Sarah has announce an end to her rein of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Just an aside

Going all out

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I feel your pain.

Wishful thinking

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

That we could be so lucky.

Nothing is impossible to learn to use if the need is great enough

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Saudi Arabia has been the choice of many ex leaders. And they have an excellent burial program( death and dismemberment) if you piss them off.

Ok folks, I am speechless LMFAO. He's got... personality.. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

in what universe is green a good color for a pecker?

I remember putting these on my kids shoes, how about you?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I used a similar bell on my track shoes, drove the competition crazy.

Finally a good use for face swap (stolen from @glennlab)

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

You sneaky little, well played.

Don't make me call in sick!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I bet it sucked when that happened.

Not incapable of compassion

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I don't need your god to have love for others.

Lol... I think of my son when I see this.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

and you know that's true.

Miley Cyrus: Sean Lennon and Mark Ronson [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

She does have some pipes. On a lighter side I don't think I ever hope for a costume failure so much.

True! What's wrong with people!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I take a vodka, size 1.75.

Need a hug? PM me.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I give hugs and chocolate.

Deception at it's best

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lady's remember chocolate melts at body temperature.

I like apple pie

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

They look like floor draggers

I really was

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Sure you were, that's the story.

Great menu for kids....

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

And for my date's not hungry, an extra order of fries and three onion rings.

Still more credible than fox.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Seems fair.

Slow down, dude

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Lotion, for gawd's sake, use lotion.

Something wrong with this scale

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

5 is the only safe number, so lousy scale.

So that's why they're there!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

So they can get to the atm.

Married life.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Or having to treat her hemorrhoids since she is too queasy to do it.

Hmm...wonder if he got fired.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just as many streaming away, must not be THAT good.

This God has a sense of humor! ?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just a simple question, Aren't good and obedient opposing characteristics?

Uh oh. He's got me paying attention to a damned football game. I think I'm in trouble here.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Get some popcorn, nachoes and chill.

Self portrait, Wildilfe Sanctuary,ok, really,just ducks and geese, Lake Michigan looking towards ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

A ritual for me before I go out, put all the batteries (8) on the charger, they will lose charge just sitting in the feraday bags (spoken for experience)

I'm pretty sure this is taken out of context. The Obama quote might be true, however, he was ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

The trump headline is misleading, in that it speaks only of cude oil and not finished product, we became a net exporter of refined petrochemicals years ago.

I'm pretty sure this is taken out of context. The Obama quote might be true, however, he was ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

simple answer greed, complex answer requires way too much space and time, but we export mainly sour crude and import light crude, two different refining processes.

Well... Dammit. We built a huge butterfly/hummingbird habitat in our back yard. And here I ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I have so many that the cats got bored with them, until the next day.

Good afternoon you godless heathens!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

it took me a second lol

Let's make it interesting this holiday season. What is/are your fantasies? (sexual or otherwise) Do ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

beach front home in the tropic to spend the winters

I like coffee ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Beside that, if you make a bad pot of coffee, you can throw it out.

And in the latest news...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Song is getting way more attention than it deserves.

Coronary Nurses - gotta love em' - Oh and Christmas

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

shockable?

I'm in line...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

that one has a big butt.

This God has a sense of humor! ?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

more proof that there is no god.

Well here's some soiled, er... I mean solid evidence.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

2016 nothing

Family.....

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Child has exceeded all the parents accomplishments.

Kids! Whatcha gonna do?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

no matter the species, even the made up ones teens have attitude.

The Tree - and the Cat

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

You know it too. Low branches, easy access, and shiny, dangly things on every level. Cat heaven.

You'll be singing!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Oh god, WTF? Why? you'll suffer for that one, hopefully!

Ok, I'll admit it

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Don't keep us in suspense, did you have the care bear outfit, or did you have to go out and buy one?

I guess that would work.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Like that is not going to be embarrassing.

Um, sir, that's not really necessary.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Sir you are either hiding something or are about to be violated for no good reason.

Oh, yummy!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

the moths are back!!!!

When Santa goes back to Florida

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I don't care what I have to see if it is warm in December!

Unlike the blow up one that pops out..

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Now you're talking, but I didn't get you anything.

As he sits there thinking to himself... next time, no socks and shorts.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

none for me thanks!

It was a cool 2 degrees today. I took a 5-minute drive up the road to go for a walk in Shubie Park. ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

My family stayed in the area back in the 1600s, before the Brits made it uncomfortable enough that they immigrated to La. 2 of the brothers worked on the canals in NS.

Who wants to meet a nice lady

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

acres and acres of whatever you want.

Here's something to ponder

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Why is the world champion of American football always from the US? Arrogance!

The guys always get left out

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

They're afraid it might spit at them!

Shine a little dick light on the subject

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

your eyes are bigger than your...