When you don't crush the pigeon, at least.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

staying alive for a few more feet.

A woman sends a text to her husband.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

He's in trouble when he gets home.

When "do it yourself" is the wrong approach. 😏

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

admit defeat and move to the next step.

Actually I don't need a Fitbit. I never exercise.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

and you answered Yes?

Clear enough?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Darwin is waiting to laugh.

Have you wondered?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

I like them fuzzy.

Warning: muppet nudity!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

double hand jobs?

I read it twice the first time.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Whatever works.

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Marjorie Taylor Greene Whines About Getting Heckled, DeSantis and Trump’s ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Large marge needs to STFU if she can't take what she dished out to a minor.

I always knew Trump owed banks and companies millions and millions of dollars but a new crowd ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Unfortunately this is from 2 years ago, he has restructured most of his debt since then, he is still underwater, but he has always been only months away from having to declare bankruptcy and has 6 times already. The difference today is that he will be under much more scrutiny than he has been in the past.

New GOP Bill Would Completely Outlaw Florida’s Democratic Party Republican state senator Blaise...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

He's going to run straight into the first amendment.

I doubt it was engineered to handle the PSI required to get near the size of implants these days.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

imagine springing a leak in just one side.

Tell me why

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Obviously!

Be warned yo

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

I'm going to make that sign.

Same thing, right?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Jurgen has a future working for the History channel and scifi on the ancient alien type programs they hawk.

Religious fantasy.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Of course god would be a woman, why else would no one listen to what she said and then get it completely wrong.

Oh my how horrible.... Did you know Mickey and Minnie are.... heaven forfend Black?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Let's rally behind Mr B. Bunny.

LOL.......

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

I can't believe he is blaming others for the rejection of his shitty work product.

I never liked Viagra.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

when you least expect it, you're erected.

Bloody damn parrots, anyway.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Brian better be good at tap dancing.

How high is high?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

They going to believe they can lay eggs.

Jimmy Kimmel strikes again.... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Go Jimmy, Go Jimmy!

I hate bugs!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Welcome to spring in the gulf coast south.

Thursday morning fluff

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Somebody was busy.

The Moving Sidewalks (Billy Gibbons first band) - 99th. Floor [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Haven't heard this one in awhile, thanks.

Old Mickey D…

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

back to farmersville.

I love it when they reuse the same picture…

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

They fit so many different cases.

Random but funny…

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Wilbur's in the doghouse.

I have a hope

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

And I bet you'll try to block that light.

Calmly rational??😂🤣😂🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Send more lube to the Vatican.

Technology is an amazing thing!

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

and the prices keep dropping.

A$$holes explanation

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

More than will ever admit it.

Never tip off your hand...

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

I wonder if they'll let me wear that in the WSP?

A whole lot of fluff!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Looks like a bunch of animated dryer balls.

So many times…

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

More often than I'd like.

Just so U know...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

You bet

Gee I wonder why... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Liars don't like to be exposed especially in their own house.

It's amazing how far AI has progressed.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

And if she sticks her tongue out, it'll look like a himmeroid

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Medicaid and what to do if you're now ineligible.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Good info

Probably on a cruise with Merrick Garland.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Well the grand Jury is being impaneled today and some attorneys expect indictments to start out by Friday

Don't miss this one. Trump vs. Jimmy Kimmel. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

President Karen, that's rich.

We make sure we play music that isn't painful. And a one and a two....

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

No matter the dysfunction, it's always from the other side of the family.

I have a lot in common with these old bears.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

5 second rule only applies if you want to eat it.

I know April is coming up but what's going on here?

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I used to see it every tax season.

Kids learn quick.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Kid can read the room.

Defund the police.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

The problem with meaningful change is that it doesn't normally neatly fit on a bumper sticker.

Caught again...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

She is onto him.

Tuesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

New meaning to grayling.

School must have been interesting.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Bus fart?

Nope, wasn't me.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I hate when the snuggle right before they let one rip.

Defrocked priest Frank Pavone now faces multiple sexual misconduct allegations

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Sucks to be him.

Quiet in the library 🤫

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

bookwarming

Tuesday ‘toons!

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Fireworks are better than popcorn.

“Make America Great Again” campaign slogan Actor Bryan Cranston explained to CNN’s Chris ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I like to ask, when was it greater than it is now? and why?

The paster of the local mega-church just resigned: [cities929.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Normal loss from a scandal such as is is around 10%, most return to another institution. Most of the abusers will return to the pulpit within a few years and begin again. Even non denoms that cease to exist simply have their members move to another mega facility, sometimes the new church will open in the same building. Marx said religion is the opiate of the masses, he did not realize that many like opiates over real life.

Cracks knuckles, here I go!!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Oh god, is just an expletive, best used in bed.

Happy Monday Night!

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Mary, I don't know a Mary.

What do y'all think about the strange things going on in the world like the wealther, time speeding ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

The world has always been changing, we are more aware of what is going on and our impact.

Bad Finger - No Matter What [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Nice

How to get rid of Fox News et al…

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I've got to try that.

The Remarkable Large Duck Orchid: A Rare and Unique Plant Species in Australia [hasanjasim.online]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Pretty.

I feel you girl 😂

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Love the restraint.

I'm getting mixed messages here...

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

I think I saw that at the VA last visit.

The confusion is understandable 😂

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Too many guys showing up with a fist full of singles?

Churches and preachers!

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Nothing will convert you to atheism quicker than working for the church.

Not bored yet…

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Mother was wrong.

Way to go Thor... [nypost.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Thor knows what to do when you're not the beachmaster, but you can bait.

Isn't he right?

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

He thought he had switched it up.

Be more like Jimmy, he is a better role model.

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

He uses his "church" as a sales platform for his poorly written books, buy then right in the lobby or on line.

So little Lesley Gore is being potty trained by her mother.

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

A little Girls on the Beach humor?

Some dog memes to start your Monday off.

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Amos is a champ.

Monday morning cuteness...Hear me roar!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Who wore it better?

Never annoy a cat...

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

And they have long memories.

Nikki Haley...

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

If she thinks they'll be a little nicer to her because she is a woman, she is sadly mistaken. Let the good times roll.

[tiktok.com] 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

If they want to go, they need to go, support their trip.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

It's too hard trying to be everything to everybody.

EVEN MORE classified documents found in Trump's office, & these docs had been uploaded to the cloud!...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I have to agree, it is past time to indict.

But I could see the boner when she booed Biden. Might have been a snub nose.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

She's a real winner.

Very windy day here today, 60 mph wind gusts, staying in bed kinda day! Hope you all are having a ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Once again you rock

Is anyone else having problems with the email system on this site? The emails I send just vanish.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Someone was saying a work around was deleting all previous messages then using the message function on the profile page, I haven't tried that yet, so I can't verify it works

Breathtaking Image of Jesus Appears in Clouds During Sunset, Visual Captured on Camera - Detroit ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I don't see it.

He is really into it. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Good to see a couple so involved in sports.

Huh? What door?

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

And don't let the door hit you in the ass

I'll take that as a no then...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Not as fucked up as you are

To make me place my hand on the Bible when in court is a violation of my rights as an Atheist.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

The bible thing is used in media productions and seldom in actual courts. Most states even leave the god part out, Basically "do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"

Sounds familiar…!

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I'd make sure not to accept recommendations from whomever set you up again

So talented! [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Artists always amaze me.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Russia on the other side.... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Win the war, lose the occupation. They can't even win the war.

My son Graeme loved this band…Franz Ferdinand.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I like it, I don't think I've heard them before.

That ain't right...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

You don't like the way I play, next time we'll play at your house, by your rules.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about numbers, Russia, Ukraine, and charts.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

The force and facilities reports were always inflated, we have always over estimated the Russian ability to wage non nuclear war.

Hi all, have to share the following question here as when I ask such on an individual basis I get ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Another thing to remember, this is only a proposed bill that hasn't even gone to committee yet, or been put on the calendar. Every year in every state thousands and thousands of bills are submitted that die before they are ever even considered.

The Hypocrisy of the Church Catholic Church: No meat on Fridays during Lent: Ok so no eggs ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Consistency was never the church's strong suite.

Marjorie Traitor Greene's recent brainfart that the Red and Blue states get a "national divorce" ...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Unless we can separate the blue cities/counties from the red rural areas, it would never even begin to work.

I have a religious friend.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I still have friends in the clergy, though not as extreme as your friend, we simply no longer discuss religion. There are safe subjects and there are subjects we can disagree on and have meaningful debate, and there are subjects that we will never agree on. They do not try to convert me and I do not try to convert them. If you can't find and agree on that middle ground, then you need to exit.

The rat traps are a nice touch.....

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Well he is at the right hight to keep his nose in her business.

Mark Fuckerberg, Elon Tusk and the rest now want to charge people to "verify their government issued...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Le me count the ways. Nah, I don't have that much time.

Just some cute cat illustrations I've found here and there.

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

purrrfect.

Republican Lawmaker Claims When Severe Child Abuse Victims Die - Govt Saves Money During a recent...

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

I think Cyndi Lauper said it best in her song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPn0KFlbqX8

Dang right baby... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 26, 2023:

Remember seeing that in the theater, the beach movies were fun. We only had 4 foot waves so that was pure fantasy for me.