Pregnant Woman in Carpool Lane Tells Texas Cop Her Fetus is a Person The Daily Beast is reporting...

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2022:

With the heartbeat law in Texas, they may have unintentionally changed the definition of death (no brainwaves) since they have redefined life (heartbeat).

glennlab replies on Jul 9, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy It's going to be a minefield for transplant teams and hosp. administrators,

Writer of obituary in Florida Times-Union speaks up | firstcoastnews.com

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 8, 2022:

“Did not adhere to our guidelines”. So a fucking newspaper can tell a person how they should write an obituary eh? What a travesty that a person cannot tell their truth about a lousy human being! They should look into their own selfishness on this!

glennlab replies on Jul 9, 2022:

@MyTVC15 It doesn't have to b3 anyone associated with the survivors, anyone could have complained including the newspaper staff, even if they had no proof that any of the content was untrue.

[wgal.

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 8, 2022:

The poor dog is wagging as it tugs on the catchpole, obviously thinking it is a game!!!!! What a bunch of dickheads!

glennlab replies on Jul 8, 2022:

You noticed that too?

I've been meaning to post this for some time now

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 8, 2022:

You would not believe the amount of things I get done when procrastinating over something I dread......

glennlab replies on Jul 8, 2022:

same here.

I'm not sure when they quit, who else still has some of these cans around?

Lorajay comments on Jul 8, 2022:

The the tens are so much more durable and easy to use. I hope I can get one of their special editions. https://www.kilmerhouse.com/2013/04/collect-a-piece-of-johnson-johnson-history-band-aid-brand-adhesive-bandages-tins

glennlab replies on Jul 8, 2022:

I've got screws and washers in mine. It's in horrible shape, but still functions.

How many do you remember?

MaryChristmas comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Every one. I remember being adamant about never having the Jordache (or Gloria Vanderbilt) logo on my ass.

glennlab replies on Jul 8, 2022:

neither one of those two made asses look better. They reminded me of mom jeans.

For discriminating shoppers only :) [youtube.com]

TomMcGiverin comments on Jul 7, 2022:

This is from an evangelical TV network, right? Because this woman sure reminds of the SNL Church Lady...

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

That was the model the SNL writers used both in speaking style and looks.

Between 1962 and 1972, 260 Navy seals served in Vietnam. Of that 260, I have met over 1000.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Me too and that was just at the Long Beach VA. I joined December 16th 1976 and the Vietnam war had been over for 3 years, I joined delayed entry when I was still 17 and a senior in high school so I had to have my parents agree. At the long beach VA the Vietnam vets were typically 10 to 15 years ...

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

They definitely lied to you since congress declared an end to the Vietnam era in May of 1975. They knew they were lying and didn't care, just to meet their quota.

I don't know if I can afford the liquor bill, but I'm game

phxbillcee comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Hell, used to happen a lot more often here, even. Had some 'knock-down-drag-outs' with a few folks over in "Memes R Us" once upon a time... I bet you remember some of those, Glenn...

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@phxbillcee that was how they would suck us in, start out seeming to be rational, then once we took the bait, they'd go bat shit.

If that isn't the cat's meow?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Glenn's animal side is coming out again...

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@Garban If it's the right woman, she can scratch me pretty much anywhere.

I don't know if I can afford the liquor bill, but I'm game

phxbillcee comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Hell, used to happen a lot more often here, even. Had some 'knock-down-drag-outs' with a few folks over in "Memes R Us" once upon a time... I bet you remember some of those, Glenn...

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

You know I do. It looks like we outlasted most of the just want to argue folks.

Elvis Presley - Blue Moon Of Kentucky.

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Elvis was one hell of a voice performer. I saw him twice and loved him both times.

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@Marionville I saw him in the Astrodome in Houston in his record shattering Houston fat stock show performance were he averaged 55,000 per day over 5 days in 1970, the second was Spokane in 1976 in his heavy days, his voice was superb both times.

Wouldn't stand a chance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Geeze the bar I hung out at used to spike my Fuzzy Puckers with 190 so I couldn't drink 3 and win my next night's drinking free....

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

The airmen's club used to stock 151 as their bar rum during Vietnam. Much easier to forget that their are people down there if you're hung over.

I don't know if I can afford the liquor bill, but I'm game

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Even I wouldn't last an hour trying that challenge...

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

I lasted about 30 minutes.

He and all the trump lovers.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Oh My!

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@dalefvictor you beat me too it.

I had one of the best Fourths ever.

JackPedigo comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Are there any 'natural' lakes in OK? I have heard there are very few in Texass and one of the biggest is Texoma.

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

The only natural lake in Texas is Caddo on the Louisiana border, all others are man made.

When will these idiots learn, that is a 2000 pound can of whoop ass!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

We might note that this is another stupid white person who believes they can encroach on a wild animal with zero consequences! Leave wild animals alone!! 😡

glennlab replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@PondartIncbendog or make you pass... onto the great beyond.

I found this to be strange. You?

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 4, 2022:

I hope she's wearing SUNSCREEN.

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo A little background, I was a runner. I was serving in the Air Force (also on the USAF track team) I was stationed in Spokane Wa.One of my jobs was teaching how to avoid freezing injuries. The coach at Spokane falls CC offered me a scholarship to run track for SFCC and I worked out a work schedule so that I could take classes, run track and do my Air Force job. We had both an indoor and outdoor season so that meant running fall winter and spring. I always wore as few clothes as I could get away with depending on the weather. Because of Spokane's location in a long valley and up against the western slope of the Rockies, fronts could blow through with 60-80 mph winds dropping temperatures radically'. On the day in question, I was wearing a nylon mesh tank top jersey, when I left the field house it was in the 60s, I went out to do road work on the hills around SFCC, when I was about 4 miles out a front started to blow through. As I turned around to go back rather than finishing my run, it started snowing, I was running directly into the snow so it was plastering to my front side. As my nipples got erect, the snow packed around them. By the time I got back to the fieldhouse my nipples had frozen. I knew that I needed to thaw them at 103 to 105 in a water bath. I used the whirlpool in the trainers room to thaw. Once I got blood flow back, I realized how bad the burns were. They completely peeled and developed large blisters. It took about two weeks to heal, but now sometimes when I get direct cold on them, it feels like they are being pinched and burned. Really glad I have my hot tub so that I can get them warmed back up quickly. questions?

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2022:

He needs to take out more of the evangelicals.

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Thomas and Kavenaugh will never vote for that, that95% of their sex lives.

Rudy Giuliani has been subpoenad to appear before a grand jury: [abc.net.au]

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

🍿 Anyone else need popcorn? This is starting to get interesting! 🤔

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy Palm oil has a very strong flavor, but it gives the popcorn the movie theater yellow and was what they used for years. It has a melting point above 90 degrees, so if you get some get it in a wide mouth jar not the bottles. You can get eco friendly if you search. They had what looked like butter sticks that was premixed cocoa butter, palm oil and coconut oil that gave that distinctive smell when you walked in.

When will these idiots learn, that is a 2000 pound can of whoop ass!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

We might note that this is another stupid white person who believes they can encroach on a wild animal with zero consequences! Leave wild animals alone!! 😡

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy All the close ones, I was inside my car shooting out the window. The animals have the right of way, and even if the didn't they are over a ton and a car is no match for them.

Rudy Giuliani has been subpoenad to appear before a grand jury: [abc.net.au]

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

🍿 Anyone else need popcorn? This is starting to get interesting! 🤔

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy very slight chocolatey taste, the last batch of cocoa butter I got was deodorized, so it doesn't have that rich smell. Sometimes I'll add about a teaspoon of palm oil to give it that old movie theater look and smell.

When will these idiots learn, that is a 2000 pound can of whoop ass!

GreenAtheist comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Bison in Iowa Neal Smith National Wildlife Preserve are pretty tame inside thousands of fenced acres.... if she is in Yellowstone free range Bison may be annoyed munching upon short dry prairie... tall grass BIG BLUE STEM is their favorite

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Yellowstone is is high, that the females only spend a few months in Yellowstone, they head out of the park in Sept/Oct then return in June/July.The bulls form herds that stay in the park for the most part. They can be very docile, but can attack with no notice. I would never assume that because they are fenced in that they won't attack if you're in with them. The ranchers that raise them have a very healthy respect for their tempers and will not allow people to even drive across their ranches.

When will these idiots learn, that is a 2000 pound can of whoop ass!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

We might note that this is another stupid white person who believes they can encroach on a wild animal with zero consequences! Leave wild animals alone!! 😡

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@GreenAtheist Pretty sure that the picture is from Yellowstone, I believe that is on the north western loop. Most of the attacks in Yellowstone have been bulls. The two I posted are from our campsite on that same loop and Dragon's Breath Spring, just north of the lower falls.

How many do you remember?

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

What is reverse skate? Everything else I remember. 😉

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

At the roller rink, like what hockey players do. It was kind of dangerous since you were skating mostly blind and could run up on a slower forward skater.

Who else had at least one of these?

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I had two of these! 🤣

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

I knew some people that had their entire record collection on these and organized them like a tickler file.

When will these idiots learn, that is a 2000 pound can of whoop ass!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

We might note that this is another stupid white person who believes they can encroach on a wild animal with zero consequences! Leave wild animals alone!! 😡

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy when they block the road, you just wait He was about 20 feet away, second group wandered into the hot springs area because it had snowed the previous night and I assumed they wanted to be warm, but he's at least 50 yards away.

This is golden

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

She was a treasure! One of my favorite actresses!!😍

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

she certainly was.

When will these idiots learn, that is a 2000 pound can of whoop ass!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

We might note that this is another stupid white person who believes they can encroach on a wild animal with zero consequences! Leave wild animals alone!! 😡

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

I was showing my pictures to a friend, elk, bison, moose and bears. She asked how I got that close. I had to tell her I had one hell of a zoom lens and that most had been taken from 40-100 yards except for the ones taken from the car. And that a flash on your camera can illicit a charge, so it's natural light or nothing.

It's like it's just make believe.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

🤣 not what I was expecting!!! Love it!

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

I thought it hit a little close to home for some of the faith healers.

How many do you remember?

Garban comments on Jul 6, 2022:

All.

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

same here

Rudy Giuliani has been subpoenad to appear before a grand jury: [abc.net.au]

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 6, 2022:

🍿 Anyone else need popcorn? This is starting to get interesting! 🤔

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@MizJ, @Redheadedgammy I use a mix of coconut oil and cocoa butter, they're both high temp oils and pop almost every kernel.

I wonder if he was giving them tips or the other way around?

joeandbarb comments on Jul 6, 2022:

they made a deal once the kids hit puberty and they no longer aroused the clergy they traded them in to those two

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

nailed it, the slime is thick on those three.

I really hate when they try to roll me back into the water. or scream 'White Whale"

Pralina1 comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Cut it out !!! ♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Jul 6, 2022:

like your new profile pic.

How I'd like to order meat.

p-nullifidian comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Surely more polite than, “Show me your meat, dude!” 😂

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

I'll never order it that way. lol

Doesn't it just chap you when this happens?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 5, 2022:

My "other realm" is a nap...

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

same response though, right?

Great group sad that only 2 are left alive

Storm1752 comments on Jul 5, 2022:

And time seems to speed up more and more every single year, ever notice that? (Btw, Dylan should've retired about 30 years ago, AT LEAST! These days he looks and sounds like a croaking frog.)

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

He has been that way since the motorcycle accident, he's just getting worse.

Summertime and the living is easy.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jul 5, 2022:

OMG! That’s me complaining about living only eight light minutes away from a yellow main sequence star rated as G2 on the Hertzpring-Russel diagram. I’m sure I misspelled that, I’m high AF.

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

..for you

The Who--Baba O'Riley [youtu.be]

Marionville comments on Jul 5, 2022:

One of their best.

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

agree.

Kind of sums up his followers

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 3, 2022:

I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry!!

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo I've always been a news junkie, but I have also always had an intense love of the humorous, so I read a ton of stuff everyday especially when the weather keeps me inside.

I found this to be strange. You?

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 4, 2022:

I hope she's wearing SUNSCREEN.

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Try frost bitten, I had the unlucky opportunity to experience that and still have the after effects. Long story.

I actually scored a 0, what are your scores?

Lacycornett comments on Jul 5, 2022:

0

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

Welcome to 50s+

Worthless Biden ready to sell out the judiciary for a promise. [dailykos.com]

MizJ comments on Jul 5, 2022:

How does Mitch get re-elected? Welcome to the Shithole States of America. PACs, corporations, and legal corruption.

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@MizJ I have never understood people that vote against their own self interest, but it has been going on since the beginning of the republic.

Worthless Biden ready to sell out the judiciary for a promise. [dailykos.com]

MizJ comments on Jul 5, 2022:

How does Mitch get re-elected? Welcome to the Shithole States of America. PACs, corporations, and legal corruption.

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

He married into one of the richest families in the world, money loves money so contributors allow him to outspend any potential rival.

Don't let your dog eat the soap.

Lorajay comments on Jul 5, 2022:

I'm pretty sure I would prefer that to the other farts.

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

new fresh scent.

Shopping travails

Julie808 comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Funny how items just fall into the shopping basket!

glennlab replies on Jul 5, 2022:

I know.

I thought this battle over Bristol Bay, Alaska and Pebble Mine had been resolved in Bristol Bay's ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Nope, it won’t let me read it. Says I’ve reached my limit. 😕

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy It's everyone right to sue. It is a cost of doing business and with the current supreme court, it may prove to an effective route to getting their way.

I can see some people I know actually doing this.

ChestRockfield comments on Jul 4, 2022:

The fuckin' curb feelers gotta be the best part.

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

I had not even noticed them, thanks.

I thought this battle over Bristol Bay, Alaska and Pebble Mine had been resolved in Bristol Bay's ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Nope, it won’t let me read it. Says I’ve reached my limit. 😕

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy Alaska gets most of its revenue from severance taxes. But the mining company has been suing Alaska, the EPA and the native corporation that owns the fishing rights for over 2 decades to be allowed to mine the area, and want everyone to ignore their damage.

I thought this battle over Bristol Bay, Alaska and Pebble Mine had been resolved in Bristol Bay's ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Nope, it won’t let me read it. Says I’ve reached my limit. 😕

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

try this and @phxbillcee https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/04/opinion/salmon-alaska-bristol-bay-pebble-mine.html?unlocked_article_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuomT1JKd6J17Vw1cRCfTTMQmqxCdw_PIxftm3iWka3DKDm4eiOMNAo6B_EGKfqNnYtw1mj2fTcRCOfolXv1p0uhbekZkWkywr5GOnJlAJiQzpMSzQmYyldrrbIwPzAXLPCO_Ofstg_q2pQ6HOzy9RqeL13F2JgplvcEzfQ613XENlrPOE7V-xtEt3v9wVs97QzsAZTKY_KW9U2UIM9mNbxvW6gkxSrsZDWmVxYjAnupGJAZCClvGT2d953I-7b5cO9ARPKX_L30waZa0wOVRWiEzctDfV9BmTJPUlr5qrbfHtRWNrcG2zPg1H65X16jWWt9z6pV_wBg8Wctzr9bPvQ=url-share

Be sure that you apply plenty of sunscreen EVENLY!

lerlo comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Well regardless, she seems happy about it🤣

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

It's the wine.

Kind of sums up his followers

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 3, 2022:

I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry!!

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo It was in one of the articles I read, I really don't remember which paper or magazine it was in.

My first star cherry, it tastes like mango.

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 4, 2022:

I never heard of it.....tropical import? Genetic sport? Does it grow on a vine, bush or tree? Climate needed? I Love mango but CT isn't going to support them.

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

It's a tropical import, It's cold hardy to 25 F, It is potted as a shrub, is supposed to get no more than 4 feet, last winter I had to bring it in several times .

Golden oldie...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 4, 2022:

HAH! Look out for the man with the gun....

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

@phxbillcee Stop, Children.

I found this to be strange. You?

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 4, 2022:

I hope she's wearing SUNSCREEN.

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

and applied evenly, even under that very thin suit.

My first star cherry, it tastes like mango.

Lauren comments on Jul 4, 2022:

It's so adorable! 🤩

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

They are the exact same color as the leaves until a day or so before they change to the orange. The first time I saw the fruit it was full sized.

My first star cherry, it tastes like mango.

KateOahu comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Congrats.

glennlab replies on Jul 4, 2022:

Thanks, I got a grand total of 3 so far. It continues to bloom, so there may be hopes for more.

On a serious note, which is your choice?

Lorajay comments on Jul 3, 2022:

I don't care as long as it's not a long red tie. I sincerely hope I never see another long red tie again.

glennlab replies on Jul 3, 2022:

same here.

Boudreau moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.

Logician comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Funny!

glennlab replies on Jul 3, 2022:

Thanks

Smiling doggy.

Garban comments on Jul 3, 2022:

The “funnier it gets” dog looks like Buddy Hacket. BTW that is a dog,…. Right?

glennlab replies on Jul 3, 2022:

Yep

Kind of sums up his followers

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 3, 2022:

I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry!!

glennlab replies on Jul 3, 2022:

Yes. This is one of several condemnation of right wing evangelical Christians that came out today. I laugh because they are finally calling out the people they thought were harmless, I cry because it too them so long to call them out.

I wish that I was that devious and I had a neighbor who did that.

dalefvictor comments on Jul 3, 2022:

That is hard to watch.

glennlab replies on Jul 3, 2022:

If it wasn't hard, there'd be no reason to watch.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

Budgie comments on Jul 3, 2022:

I am going to share these two pages as they may have different reviews on them. I can only read two at a time as by then I am laughing so hard I am crying. https://www.someecards.com/life/food/funny-amazon-reviews-haribo-sugar-free-gummy-bears/ ...

glennlab replies on Jul 3, 2022:

I laughed way too hard.

Rust in pieces.

Garban comments on Jul 2, 2022:

I like the red coupe with white walls, wish I could identify it.

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

@SnowyOwl I was thinking that or a Buick.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

zeuser comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Every ten years this comes up again. Or more accurately comes out. Forcefully and with meaning.

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

@AnneWimsey For several years i had to get one every two years, Now they're 5 years apart. So far everything they have removed has been non cancerous. I lost my mother, two aunts and grandmother to colon cancer, so I'm cautious as is the VA.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

Garban comments on Jul 2, 2022:

You may want to forget the brush and just get a new toilet. Get better soon bud.

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

My aunt who recently had a colonoscopy sent it to me.

Funny how you never think about certain things.

waitingforgodo comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Exceptions to the rule may include Bert and Ernie and the puppet that marionette upon the portmanteau. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaRGWgkh6cs

glennlab replies on Jul 2, 2022:

I'm pretty sure that Bert and Ernie had each other. Oh, the the video doesn't work here

What other changes would kids never recognize? Phone booth?

Lorajay comments on Jul 1, 2022:

We had the deluxe version. It told us the temperature as well.

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

For years ours was sponsored by Eddie Childs,(I'm mad as hell) so we got a right wing rant before they gave the time and temp.

Rep.

Garban comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Pity for the people of the Florida panhandle.🤮

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Garban I'm just enough older that they actually enforced it, before large parts were ruled unconstitutional. The only parts that remain is the commercial interstate transportation for sex and minors to engage in sex.

Rep.

Garban comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Pity for the people of the Florida panhandle.🤮

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

At least the Mann Act has no statute of limitations,

Rep.

zeuser comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Does he wear his hair like that because he's stupid? Or is he stupid because he wears his hair like that?

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

Yes.

His fans thought he was🔥

St-Sinner comments on Jul 1, 2022:

David Koresh in Waco, TX Janet Reno killed him and then we had Oklahoma bombings. "David Koresh was an American cult leader who played a central role in the Waco siege of 1993. As the head of the Branch Davidians, a religious sect and offshoot of the Davidian Seventh-day Adventists, Koresh ...

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

Waco was an ATF show and go for budget purposes for a new administration that had not been properly briefed gone wrong. Janet Reno sworn in March 11, Waco siege began Feb 28 + the FBI lied to her https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/daily/aug99/reno27.htm

When your friends think you are so cool... Truth hurts. 😆

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Oh yes

glennlab replies on Jul 1, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend except when it's time to actually go to bed.

It’s time for Thursday’s teatime treat…which I’m squeezing in between watching Wimbledon on ...

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

I've seen Cher several times in her Vegas residency, even at 70 she still has a great voice. Great choice.

glennlab replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@Marionville She puts on quite a show, The first time there were 11 costume changes and as many set changes. The next time she had pared it down to 9 with some longer breaks where her backup performed numbers. All in all it was a good show each time and she is a real trooper. Not to mention the great music.

After that last hearing there has been a lot of new content

glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Who would have thought that we would still have trump to kick around? I closed my trump file the first time 2 years ago, now I've got several hundred more memes in the new folder.

glennlab replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@OldMetalHead He never followed any sane protocol, I don't know why I expected him to follow basic political decency.

I kind of like my new pet, you should get one.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 30, 2022:

If someone (or something!) laughs at *all* my jokes I figure there is something seriously off about them!!!

glennlab replies on Jun 30, 2022:

me too.

Now available

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

that's one small human.

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@phxbillcee I had to blow up the picture, so I guess that is one sturdy package.

Who thought you could get a bang out of Medicine? Dr Kevorkian edition.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

You've got to shoot them then bash them over the head so that you can save them. The evangelical version of the doctor kit.

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@UrsiMajor are you talking about the darts for the gun?

He looks like he is enjoying it way too much.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2022:

All churches are sex cults...

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

They give guys in dresses a bad name.

I already had my bags packed ,too. Wouldn't it be much more fun if they did?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Is it okay to 'loot', or at least 'pillage' the brothels???

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

I guess you could pillowage.

For more memes and other funny stuff try Just for Laughs [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Keep going & you may cat-apult yourself to Level 10!

glennlab replies on Jun 29, 2022:

last time I looked, I still had over 200,000 points to go, no rush.

The only cases Thomas doesn't object to is Loving, but if he could do it with a grandfather clause, ...

puff comments on Jun 24, 2022:

Roe Vs Wade is what, 50 years old? So 50 years of Congress failed to ratify that judgment into law. It's easily done eg Much of what Snowdon exposed as illegal acts by government agencies have now been made legal via congress and WH decree.. A huge failure from both sides of politics really.

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

Democrats wrongly believed the SC was above politics and that it WAS settled law.

Things are going to the dogs cats

Garban comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Favorite is the vacuum. Thanks we need these giggles!

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

Glad to be of service

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

bobwjr comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Awesome group

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

thanks

Happy wife, happy life.

Pralina1 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Smart men get it 😂

glennlab replies on Jun 28, 2022:

I try to take care of the baby.

Faith of a mustard seed, lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

I think the dog is counting on shade more than faith...

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

You mean like Chinese steel?

Happy wife, happy life.

racocn8 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

...but why?....

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Height of the storm surge was nearly 30 feet.

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Another cat-tastrophe...

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

thanks

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Cool catpics 😻😽😻😽😻😽😻😽

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

thanks

I speak cat, I just can't understand it.

dalefvictor comments on Jun 27, 2022:

All of these are great.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

thanks

I sure as hell wouldn't do it.

dalefvictor comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Better hope she does not have a sharp object to use on him. It is legal to kill someone because they are that stupid. Not.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

cut off his man card. lol. We really don't want him reproducing.

DON'T do it!!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

I'm not falling for that one...again

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Once was enough to make me retch.

In case you wonder how little we have progressed since 1848, here is the final report of the First ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 27, 2022:

We women have been fighting for equal rights for a very long time. Yesterday with my friends at lunch we discussed how things were for all of us even back in the 70s. Women could not open a checking account or have a credit card in their own name. We could not buy a car on our own. To do ...

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

When you look back and the first women's rights feminist was Abigail Adams, she press John Adams to include women in the original constitution. The first recorded birth control was in ancient Egypt, but is was mainly used by concubines and other sex workers. Legal birth control has always been a hallmark of women's movement along with property rights. But birth control was also a single men's issue https://qz.com/938783/today-is-a-day-to-buy-condoms-with-pride/

That must have been embarrassing.

OldGoat43 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Stop bending over to look at those peaches.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Come now, we know that the peach with the best pear is the apple of your eye.

That's keeping it in the family.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Oooh, so many traitor flags... where's your swastika???

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

She just wants rebellious sex, not mean sex.

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Sticks48 comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Her best song, IMO.

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

I agree.

Animals know way too much.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 27, 2022:

Another grrr-eat bunch!

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Thanks

Mike Pence: "We must not rest and must not relent until the sanctity of life is restored to the ...

puff comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Democratic president, hold both houses atm don't they? Codify it then. "Codified" into law Ukraine aid/ Russian sanctions pretty quick didn't they? Priorities, they have had 50 years to "codify".

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

@Barnie2years both of them actually vote with the democrats above 90 % of the time. The problem is that we cannot count on them when the going gets tough. Their votes are much closer to the mainstream democrats than the most liberal republicans.

Mike Pence: "We must not rest and must not relent until the sanctity of life is restored to the ...

puff comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Democratic president, hold both houses atm don't they? Codify it then. "Codified" into law Ukraine aid/ Russian sanctions pretty quick didn't they? Priorities, they have had 50 years to "codify".

glennlab replies on Jun 27, 2022:

We don't have control of both houses, that is a total misconception, it takes 60 votes to control the Senate under current rules.

they are talking

HankSherman comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Have a clowder of cats today, all wise snd talented, and dogs showing their lack of control, and laid back airs, and my damn little dog didn't want to go to the vet tomorrow, so she fucking died. Debating if I really want to train another to humiliate and abuse me.

glennlab replies on Jun 26, 2022:

Sorry about your loss, I have been petless from a few years now, and it takes some getting used to.