Who is Individual 1? Apparently, Trump has no idea who Individual 1 is. Really? ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Trump may think he's cleared, but he knows individual 1 is fucked.

"Vigilance, not vigilantism." @Cutiebeauty, please remove this post if you see fit. I am...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I was hoping for some sexy pic, awh shucks

Religion, religion tsk, tsk

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The first one nearly made me lose my drink.

A good time of year for this theme! Are you spending too much? Are you donating to a charity? ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

One of the advantages of just giving presents when you find something you want to give, you don't have a bunch to buy at any one time.

Don't get excited... it's fake

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I damn near had an orgasm.

Looks like a good hobby.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

same here.

Dodge Ram...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

In his defense, I'm sure the pole was jumping in and out of traffic.

You boomers must remember when all of this started up. Still going on.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

took me forever to not throw it like a spaz.

How many pinch their fingers on this toy?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

My favorite make noise to annoy the grownups toy.

Yep. Gonna drive it til the wheels fall off.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

or that one that every time you take it to the mechanic, it goes out for like 2 days, then" I'm baaack."

Working on my deer for the holidays. ???

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The look in the first one

Mirror mirror......

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And the horse you rode in on!

Try some beef

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

think of all the money you can save and get paid to take down unwanted trees.

50 shades of Santa gone wild.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Glad to see you poaching more than one of us.

Oh Mr. Bill, you naughty ginger boy you.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

You hinting for a present?

He knows when you were sleeping, and when you were bad or good

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Santa's a peeper and she looks like she got caught at something.

Yer what???

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

science squirrel to the rescue.

Home, home on the range... where buffalo go

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

lol

Oh hell no!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

no, no, no

Dangerous territory...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

how do you ruin a cougar?

I can see this happening....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Who would have thought Dick Cheney would live long enough to attend GHWBs funeral.

NYT: President Trump Miffed That Focus Shifted To Bush 41 & Away From Him | The 11th Hour | MSNBC ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Like I said before, Trump, the only person that would be jealous of the corpse at a funeral.

You were warned in advance

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

It scared the shit out of him, literally.

Beep beep...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Don't do it, Wylie!!

It happens sometimes

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

right in the vagina, too.

CW! Contains a season's greeting.....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Nah, they would be more butt hurt than that.

Truth bomb!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Sounds like a business plan to me.

I was a lot thinner when this was taken....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And a different sex, what else have you been hiding?

What else is there to talk about?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

That didn't take long, now did it?

....and Don't Forget Shellfish and Pork!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And it gives me the price of doing a virgin and making it all good with daddy,

You try to be nice....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Put it in the cookies, cyanide is kindness.

Makes sense to me.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Couldn't match her shoes in the dark.

Learn to lock

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And they believe you??? right. lol

Shoulda left it in the box.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Boy is she going to be disappointed.

This is funny, and kinda gross. What are your worst? [vice.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Smelled so bad I put her pants back on.

In the woods...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

So prince Charming was a necrophiliac?

U get back what u put in

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

You get what you pay for.

All is fair in love and war

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I need tools, bet you can get them real cheap along with the $15 bass boat.

Uh oh...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

safe word? What is this safe word? If I had known about that, do know how much digging I would have saved?

Figuring out how to cop a feel ... innocently.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

in order to make the good list, you've got to be naughty.

GROSS Pig!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The only guy who could be jealous of the corpse at a funeral.

What do atheists put on the top of their christmas tree?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I haven't put up a tree or decorated for Christmas since my divorce. 10 years, I have always hated giving gifts on a particular day, I still get gifts for my friends and family, but I give them when I feel like it. You have to think outside the box to deal with the BS.

What do we want???!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Every time.

Lemmee owt!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Jail break, in 3.2.1

When not to steal make up

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Read the damn instructions!

Pirate Girl

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Whoever she is, no open toed shoes for her.

I said.........

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

It just wasn't in the cards

I shall not lose an argument

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

works on me every time.

It's aways something!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Women, never satisfied with what they have, big girls want to be small, small girls want to be big, as for me, as long as there's no more than 2, I'm good with it.

Making a snow baby?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

got to do it when she's in the mood, most of the time she's frigid

Canada knows its scripture

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

They went from a nine pointed leaf to a seven pointed leaf.

Dressing for cold weather

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Just add blankets.

Toddler man

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

bad photo shop, he could never get that many letters in the correct order.

Now More Famous than Rudolph

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I must be the only one that has no idea of the movie y'all keep bringing up.

Has anyone been FWB? Can you really only be friends? I am not doing this but am curious. How do ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

It can be done if both parties are OK with keeping the boundaries.

The second coming

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

And they're still talking about that fling I had with a little Jewish girl.

Amish mud flaps.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Exploitation at it's finest.

Because xtians are so kind and accepting....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Feel the love?

Dude is not self reflective

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Hope you broke both your fists.

Bills a hound dog but Trump is a giant douchebag in everyway possible

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Bill was the smart son that GHWB never had but adopted later in life. All of his sons were horndogs, but bill was the only one that was genuinely smart.

Bert's such a mess

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

About the only time a man complains about sexual advances is if someone he knows is watching.

Checking it twice

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

When being naughty is nice!

Dark web delivers!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

have you got that link?

Care for what you can

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

one they can actually do something about, the other they can avoid responsibility for by believing.

I can't help it..

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That and the eye flicker

Another good one...move it Jew boy...I'm sweeping up the trash....update: try this link.... ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

nada

Just a quick heads up. We are now reviewing posts in this group before they go up. The reason for ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

that works well for me.

1960 ???? I was 4 ?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

6

Anyone remember this song? Something happened that made me remember. I was aboiut sweet 16, lol. ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

The stones have always been one of my favorite bands, it's been at least 30 years since the last time I heard this song, and still remembered most of the words.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout im telling you why....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I'll take what's behind door number 3

Another goodie from Florida Man.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

No mention of how much meth was involved.

At the Office.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's some serious eating skills.

Homer speaks the truth.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Never understood why in a country where the highest paid labor, where nearly every person had attended college was unionized, but the lowest paid workers are non union and talk about the evils of unions just like their bosses told them.

How much money did the brainwashers beg their sheep out of.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

who's going to clean that thing up on Saturday night so it doesn't smell on Sunday? lol

Not all heroes wear capes. [thereisnews.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

First rule of using any drug, don't give it to someone that doesn't know they are getting it. The CIA showed that people that had used drugs before were just as, and sometimes more freaked out when they were given drugs without their knowledge.

Notice the black couple is placed next to the crap. This is why we take a knee. LOL!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Wonder if they have some extra room for 45 down there at A & M.

Trickle down is a lie:

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Old horse and sparrow comparison , if you feed your horse plenty, the sparrow will flourish from the undigested grain that passes through the horse. It ignores the facts that the horse will get inordinately fat, and the sparrow has to eat shit.

We All Do

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's how he can get his parade.

OMG Mom ???

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

It doesn't matter who you are, mothers remember so much shit you wish they would forget.

Hi everyone!! I’m at lunch...eating popcorn because i forgot my lunch....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Take care of yourself, too many "senior moments" and they'll talk behind your back.

Do you ever miss the religious life?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Not at all, the drama and time demands are all in the past.

Trump magic pt 2!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

same place the pizza goes when you press pizza on the microwave.

Pathetic. Guess what I would do to this "person"? [bbc.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I don't normally recommend long, and intensive therapy with no end in sight, but in this case, locked away from society and intensive psycho-therapy until doctors say he is safe to be released back into society

Morbid as hell!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's just bad!

Ohhh crap...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

sucking up to him?

Now your talking

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I'm just going to duck out the backdoor, before the shit hits.

Not what you think

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

thumb job!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Slap him silly, knock combover straight.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I have my ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

her arms are too short to get him in the selfie. lol

He will probably stop using it after it is unwrapped!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

may as well leave it wrapped if you want him to use it.

Cat tree....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

saves time and no one bitches that you still haven't taken it down.

Belt........

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That expression. lol

PETA meats the sheets.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Chicken seems OK with whatever is going on. They on the other hand.

True. That's all I can say.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That will teach them the definition of futility.

What was your first phone?

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

found mine.

Are other people in here not accumulating points anymore? Mine haven't moved for three days.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I think @Cutiebeauty figured it out, the points are accumulating in each area, but the sum function is not working.

December 5, is Krampusnatch. So happy, drinking, chasing, and beating.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Finally a holiday i can get behind.

Little Dummy

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

that would be super colossal dummy with a sponge filling.

They don't approve of our love, but we don't care.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Inter-phylum dating?

That's creepy.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Santa's a peeper.