The only way to be

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2023:

Go for it.

The perfect end

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2023:

You need to make sure it's a direct hit, more missiles

It slices, it dices, it triggers…

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2023:

Look at those beady eyes staring her down.

A likely story...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2023:

amazing how often that happens.

Talk about a shitty job....

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2023:

Talk about the short bus.

I just knew it

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

And we shoot them all down.

I wonder why ?

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Never fuck with EOD until the job is done, then everything is fair game.

Scary moment

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Munitions guys have a weird sense of humor.

WTF is wrong with Tennessee... ALL our founding Fathers were drag queens!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

And our cartoons too

WTF is wrong with Tennessee... ALL our founding Fathers were drag queens!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

They were all cross dressers. Wigs, make up you name it.

Me, at the Post Office : " May I speak to Louis, please ?

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

There is no (de) Joy at the PO.

Mike Lindell Rages ‘Media is Covering-Up for Ron DeSantis’ at CPAC: ‘He’s a Trojan Horse!’...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Damn it is getting good already and almost a year before the first vote is cast.

Who got the tower?

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

I thought it was braided, so he got lucky.

It’s funny cuz it’s true!

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

I'd like to have Dolly's wig franchise.

First things first

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Well he did have to repaint the bathroom walls afterwards.

'Cause a tuba wouldn't fit.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Those keys and valves are going to hurt.

Because the stupid never stops..... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

The thought process goes in circles.

She was a blast...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Proof that we will celebrate anything.

Mass prayer and measles Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Superpower, lol

on the outside it looks like the car from National Lampoon's vacation.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

love that wrap around couch.

Holy shit a Jebus tomb sign me up.... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Great commentary .

Holy sh!t...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

The smell in there must slay.

They forgot cigarette companies saying they were safe and fossil fuel companies saying they ...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Unregulated capitalism leads to fascism, well regulated capitalism leads to prosperity for all.

This always makes me chuckle when I go out to a restaurant by myself and basically have the same ...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Why go out with someone if you are going to ignore them?

Blind date for sexual deviants!

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

something is missing.

Donald Trump can be sued for January 6 riot harm, US Justice Department says in court filing: ...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

People need to understand this is just the DOJ Amiecus opinion filed in an already existing lawsuit. If the appeals court rules in Blassingame's favor, it will probably still be appealed to SCOTUS, but they don't have to accept it. Long road ahead.

Friday morning cuteness...Peek-a-boo!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2023:

Play time.

Gee, can't wait to tell Mom.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

New questions for a first date, Have you always been a girl?

A little whipped cream on top, yummy

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Better than a clam with an afro.

Comes with a Kevin doll who kisses her arse and shuts the fuck up.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Scary as all get out

See ya later!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

First dates can be very awkward.

Remember who your enemies are.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

All good points.

For all you word lovers.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

great example.

Batman has lasers, just sayin'.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

When you're the only one with arms, they're going to depend on you to do the writing.

When you don't crush the pigeon, at least.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

staying alive for a few more feet.

A woman sends a text to her husband.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

He's in trouble when he gets home.

When "do it yourself" is the wrong approach. 😏

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

admit defeat and move to the next step.

Actually I don't need a Fitbit. I never exercise.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

and you answered Yes?

Clear enough?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Darwin is waiting to laugh.

Have you wondered?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

I like them fuzzy.

Warning: muppet nudity!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

double hand jobs?

I read it twice the first time.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Whatever works.

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Marjorie Taylor Greene Whines About Getting Heckled, DeSantis and Trump’s ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Large marge needs to STFU if she can't take what she dished out to a minor.

I always knew Trump owed banks and companies millions and millions of dollars but a new crowd ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Unfortunately this is from 2 years ago, he has restructured most of his debt since then, he is still underwater, but he has always been only months away from having to declare bankruptcy and has 6 times already. The difference today is that he will be under much more scrutiny than he has been in the past.

New GOP Bill Would Completely Outlaw Florida’s Democratic Party Republican state senator Blaise...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

He's going to run straight into the first amendment.

I doubt it was engineered to handle the PSI required to get near the size of implants these days.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

imagine springing a leak in just one side.

Tell me why

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Obviously!

Be warned yo

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

I'm going to make that sign.

Same thing, right?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Jurgen has a future working for the History channel and scifi on the ancient alien type programs they hawk.

Religious fantasy.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Of course god would be a woman, why else would no one listen to what she said and then get it completely wrong.

Oh my how horrible.... Did you know Mickey and Minnie are.... heaven forfend Black?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Let's rally behind Mr B. Bunny.

LOL.......

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

I can't believe he is blaming others for the rejection of his shitty work product.

I never liked Viagra.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

when you least expect it, you're erected.

Bloody damn parrots, anyway.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Brian better be good at tap dancing.

How high is high?

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

They going to believe they can lay eggs.

Jimmy Kimmel strikes again.... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Go Jimmy, Go Jimmy!

I hate bugs!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Welcome to spring in the gulf coast south.

Thursday morning fluff

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Somebody was busy.

The Moving Sidewalks (Billy Gibbons first band) - 99th. Floor [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Haven't heard this one in awhile, thanks.

Old Mickey D…

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

back to farmersville.

I love it when they reuse the same picture…

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

They fit so many different cases.

Random but funny…

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Wilbur's in the doghouse.

I have a hope

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

And I bet you'll try to block that light.

Calmly rational??😂🤣😂🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Send more lube to the Vatican.

Technology is an amazing thing!

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

and the prices keep dropping.

A$$holes explanation

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

More than will ever admit it.

Never tip off your hand...

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

I wonder if they'll let me wear that in the WSP?

A whole lot of fluff!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2023:

Looks like a bunch of animated dryer balls.

So many times…

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

More often than I'd like.

Just so U know...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

You bet

Gee I wonder why... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Liars don't like to be exposed especially in their own house.

It's amazing how far AI has progressed.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

And if she sticks her tongue out, it'll look like a himmeroid

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Medicaid and what to do if you're now ineligible.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Good info

Probably on a cruise with Merrick Garland.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Well the grand Jury is being impaneled today and some attorneys expect indictments to start out by Friday

Don't miss this one. Trump vs. Jimmy Kimmel. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

President Karen, that's rich.

We make sure we play music that isn't painful. And a one and a two....

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

No matter the dysfunction, it's always from the other side of the family.

I have a lot in common with these old bears.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

5 second rule only applies if you want to eat it.

I know April is coming up but what's going on here?

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I used to see it every tax season.

Kids learn quick.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Kid can read the room.

Defund the police.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

The problem with meaningful change is that it doesn't normally neatly fit on a bumper sticker.

Caught again...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

She is onto him.

Tuesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

New meaning to grayling.

School must have been interesting.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Bus fart?

Nope, wasn't me.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I hate when the snuggle right before they let one rip.

Defrocked priest Frank Pavone now faces multiple sexual misconduct allegations

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Sucks to be him.

Quiet in the library 🤫

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

bookwarming

Tuesday ‘toons!

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Fireworks are better than popcorn.

“Make America Great Again” campaign slogan Actor Bryan Cranston explained to CNN’s Chris ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I like to ask, when was it greater than it is now? and why?

The paster of the local mega-church just resigned: [cities929.

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Normal loss from a scandal such as is is around 10%, most return to another institution. Most of the abusers will return to the pulpit within a few years and begin again. Even non denoms that cease to exist simply have their members move to another mega facility, sometimes the new church will open in the same building. Marx said religion is the opiate of the masses, he did not realize that many like opiates over real life.

Cracks knuckles, here I go!!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Oh god, is just an expletive, best used in bed.

Happy Monday Night!

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Mary, I don't know a Mary.

What do y'all think about the strange things going on in the world like the wealther, time speeding ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

The world has always been changing, we are more aware of what is going on and our impact.

Bad Finger - No Matter What [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Nice

How to get rid of Fox News et al…

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

I've got to try that.

The Remarkable Large Duck Orchid: A Rare and Unique Plant Species in Australia [hasanjasim.online]

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2023:

Pretty.

I feel you girl 😂

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Love the restraint.

I'm getting mixed messages here...

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

I think I saw that at the VA last visit.

The confusion is understandable 😂

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Too many guys showing up with a fist full of singles?

Churches and preachers!

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Nothing will convert you to atheism quicker than working for the church.

Not bored yet…

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2023:

Mother was wrong.