Raise your hand...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Oh Hell yes.

Spit or swallow?

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

next time swallow

New Golden Book. Your childhood ruined.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Not supposed to go into the gopher hole, no one gets satisfied and it scares the gopher.

Have you been hit with Mesothelioma?

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Not gonna end well

bring your umbrella.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

The leopard warning is implied, unless you're an idiot.

Ah cappella

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Amateur

Houston, we have a problem.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

So it was your fault. lol

One last Non Sequitur...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Don't want to cure texting while walking, just eliminate them

We actually love garlic...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Don't do it

Sssshhh! Don't tell...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Whole new reason for edible panties.

They got everywhere...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Damn beat Chris and Neil.

Not the best hiking attire, but...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I'd join her on a hike

Should be posted all over...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Let's carry them to the polls, I know i will.

Gotta start somewhere...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Nov 6. scrub ;like a mother.

Scary donuts

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I normally only have one, the one on the right

Golden Week at Lake Clara and Lake Marion today

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

beautiful pictures.

I'm in the San Joaquin Valley just down from my Sierra Nevada Mountains. I cycled to the San Joaquin...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

beautiful

That would be a no from me dawg...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

neither of either

Get rid of the real problem too.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I want a seat at the execution.

You know who you are.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I only uploaded it 6 times

The M word.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

It's not moist, it's fucking wet.

This is 2 blocks from my house, no rain today, but Friday and Saturday 100 % chance.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

The picture actually was taken 2 blocks away, the dolphin was photoshopped before anyone challenges me on it.

Vote the evil out

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Got to get the bastards out.

This looks like Target

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Don't bend over with out bracing yourself.

Isn't that racial profiling?

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Girl, you are ~~rac~~so right.

what's good for Kavanaugh is good for the prince

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

At least it was within the time frame where normal people might keep a calendar. lol

You do what you got to do

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

You speaking from experience

Those old books...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

as long as all he uses her for is compost.

...Yep.....

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Damn he's late. I'm on my third already.

I'm not seeing anyone.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

can't you tell by the way she is staring into space?

This is an album. Probably a short one.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Probably like two more things than it said about homosexuality.

Do you think men just want sex without a committed relationship more than women and women want to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

It depends on your stage of life and what the previous stages have done to you.

I should preface this and confess that I haven't yet read it, but the headline was so funny, I just ...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

The stupid, it hurts!

This is from an obscure place Calhan, Co. The Paint mines...Gotta C for your selfs

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Looks a lot like the painted desert, but good shots.

Finally, a real confession. Yes asswipe, you ARE a con.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I thought that was his new signature box.

I am back and I am an IDIOT. 🤣 The PA at the Redi-Clinic told me to see a specialist, so I got ...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

love the hair

How to you handle being single in a partnered world? I’m not talking about sex but rather the lack...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I just roll with it. I invite people to go with me, if they don't want to go, I go alone. I am such an extrovert that no matter where I go I will find people to interact with. Sometimes it sucks to be alone, but I've found it is better to be alone than with someone that is not a good fit. I try to please people I'm with too much and that can be an added stressors.

This is how I see him:

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

bottom picture.

Ive been finding little caterpillars gnawing at my buds, does anyone else have this problem? How do...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Dilute soap in a spay bottle has worked for me. or pick them off by hand and squash them leaving the carcases at the base of the plant if your crop is small enough.

The rich ones are delicious!

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Try as they may, people will always find a way to fuck it up.

Fall Kingdom

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Thanks for sharing.

Everything You Need is Already Inside You

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

You're on a roll

Bible Thumpers Logic

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

wasn't enough room on the boat for the dinos , even if it was a few million years late.

Powerful men are so sexy!

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

They use the same bad hair dye.

"Ayyye, yo! Watch where you're goin'! Can't you see I'm walkin' myself here?!"

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Gotta be cold.

Interesting combination of entertainment

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

If you've got a good hand, may as well play it.

Hall and Oates would be proud.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Nailed it.

You tell em Charlie Brown

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

don't have to be fat as long as they are cute butts.

This is not a good look.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

don't even know where to start.

How I feel about the whole 'slutty costume' trend....

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

5 out of six isn't bad

A little dog humour....

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Got a ton of dog memes, but these are good.

Camel toe model

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Too small a model.

Finally, a real confession. Yes asswipe, you ARE a con.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. So Trump is less correct than a broken clock.

Please share this great resource to prepare everyone who would like to stick it to Donnie and the ...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Get you ass out and VOTE

My personal opinion after watching the Beto Cruz debate last night, it was the second and final ...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I'm going to disagree. 99 % of Texans have already decided without the debate, the question is can you motivate the progressive supporters to show up. If I am wrong, we not only lose the senate, we lose the country. We will be dragging out the democratic vote in early voting starting Monday. Within minutes of the polls closing we will know whether we won or lost based on this numeric. The last time the polls were this lopsided versus the popular response was Ann Richards. We will see.

New research suggests that men can actually tell from a woman's voice when she is menstruating.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I always kept a calendar, started checking the supplies, when they went down, yep, steer clear.

Being a doctor...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

You got to get them goblins out, have some laudanum tonight and a little cocaine in the morning.

Everything expires

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Damn, that is old.

Anne the Colt?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

He was speaking of Ivanka and it was Whore's face.

That sort of covers it!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

That is the reason you ALWAYS look before you sit.

Democrats vs. Republican and the economy:

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Bob, post this in Meme r us

Well, there you go. The most cringeworthy BIO I've ever read. Reported as a troll. Or Mental ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I noticed him earlier and thought WTF.

Horror movies!!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Black Sunday (1960)

Fuck yeah! you can make more money on memes than you can on shrimp

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Where's my damn money?

My Birthday is this Saturday...I wanna try some new drinks when out on the town. I tend to stick to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Crown and coke

Pretty soon I'll have a go fund me page

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Thoughts and Prayers. lol

Canada pioneers.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Now our friends to the north won't log on, and when they do they will be really mellow.

Did you hear that tRump called Stormy Daniels, "Horseface", yesterday? Cartoon comeback! Sorry, ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I thought he called Ivanka whore face, my bad.

Huckleberry Hound, Yogi and Snagglepus

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

afternoon cartoons.

[youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

It's been decades since I heard this. Thanks

Well he's already started

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

He started with Texas this week, Arkansas and Louisiana next week. Stay tuned,

Totally ghetto now

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

good ones, have you got a stash somewhere?

Ho Ho Ho!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Christmas is going to be a little later in the states, Santa's buzzed.

We all know they all taste like chicken.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

That beaver, is it fur or no fur?

Smart kitty.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

go go prof kitty.

not surprising [patheos.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

owned by the company that owns match.com, they have been buying up a ton of sites and use one signup as a reservoir of revenue for all the other sites. Bad news is that this only applies in CA. Other states have to look out until someone sues in those states.

I sure do remember this, anyone else?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

wax paper, butcher paper, and tin foil and none did a very good job. Was fantastic when Saran wrap came out.

When is the last time you had some of these?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

never

Is it just me ????

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

It wasn't homogenized so the fat globules were larger and had more taste. You can tell the difference today with American cream and Mexican cream, the US cream is homogenized and pours like milk, the Mexican cream with the same amount of milk fat has to be spooned out. Mexican cream has much more flavor.

We all know they all taste like chicken.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

What? no cats, possums, or raccoons?

Be Grateful For What You've Got

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

when you think you have been reduced to nothing, look at what you still have left.

Winter Dog Issues

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

and that's why he's called a wiener dog

You're Not Retaining Water

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I will stick to retaining water theory, its just wrapped up tight in the fat cells.

Noah's Ark Real -Puhlease

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

If you just look at the land mammals, over 5500 species are still alive today, the volume of the ship would have had to be the size of a small city with another one to carry the food needed for the months at sea.

Noah's Ark Real -Puhlease

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

The undulates could have eaten hay, but what about all the meat eaters?

The less you respond to negativity the more peaceful your life becomes.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Once the bodies are buried, no more negativity.

Jesus drove a Honda?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

But the apostles all left in one accord.

Yeah. Right.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

if you believe that, I've got some land to sell you. Hurricane proof in south Florida.

It could have been worse.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

that was the best thing that happened. lol

Not the customer service I was expecting...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

don't bend over.

Now you're in trouble.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

and don't buy single use razor blades and Halloween candy in the same trip. Two trips,

another sweet story [advocate.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

nice, good understanding friends.

After the Saudi terrorist tortured and murdered an American journalist, the fondling father still ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I think he ought to be tried for treason, obstructing justice, and executed on the public square, but I'm not a vindictive person.

Is there anyone in here from Indiana?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

You're about 800 miles from me.

I find the gaining of status levels to be a very compelling mechanic. It's much like reddit ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Find people to follow, they will lead you to groups easier than perusing the long long list.

Just like aborted babies....this comic never gets old.... ;-)

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

are there real girl scouts in these girl scout cookies?

Buckle up, buttercup!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

need to put them in their back seat car carrier, don't want to catapult them out of the belt. or snap their neck in an accident.

But, but, but....you don't know REAL love or true responsibility until you have children.... LOL

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

shouldn't have had or have access to kids, or beer.

Pot is legal in Canada bitches!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And they won't let me go back..

Snack anyone?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Think I'll bring a tray of those to the party.