There's one in every workplace...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Hook him up directly in front of the sleigh in case there are any quick stops, no one will be able to tell

Well, the new signal gets his attention, but...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Bad Man.

We are bringing new job opportunities...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

got to find shade where you can

A burn on the way out...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Why do you have to hurt him like that?

I'm just the messenger, ladies...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

A woman's 5 minutes and I'll be ready are the same as the guy's I'll be home in 5 minutes.

Getting back at Rudy for his puns...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Pay it forward.

Just the way it is.. no excuses.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

There are a butt load of people here that this applies to, thankfully.

Tee hee ?

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

bad, we really do need the groan emoji

A New twist on the Christmas Story:

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I think he was starting to wise up.

One of those super horn nights, when people from this group keep popping up on your feed/following ...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I'm just going to leave that and go meditate in the hot tub. nude. while...

I don’t partake, but this is funny:

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

that's as funny as the cops that claimed the mice ate half a ton of pot that was missing from the evidence locker.

Lots of mythology, no real science...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

For me, I don't believe in any god, so that would make me and a bunch of others around here different.

There's nothing more scarier

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Only thing better, virgins on steroids, they pop a nut just firing their gun.

Teargas those fuckers!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Better than the mirror.

Hahaha John your weed is in the John

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Ruthless!! if her notes true, serves him right.

Hurry up Karen!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Either that or gtfo

We need Trump to go to jail

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

We got a bunch more to send.

Whichever one is the heaviest sentence

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

yes!

That's good advice.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

One for the priests?

Sorry about that.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Well answer your mail directly then.

Best one I have seen yet.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

So many different ways to show this one, but it never gets old.

As luck would have it, they all loved fish. Swimming was a problem though!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

No wonder he can't swim, his wings are deformed,

@Admin The pic isn't showing up in the mini-profile (hovering).

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I noticed that this morning and thought it was just me .

Yippie Kai Yay!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

We have way too much sharing of memes already, lol

Do you consider yourself to be weird? I am, but don't care.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I don't consider myself weird, but all you other mother fuckers, that's a different story lol.

My gamer kitten

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Mine, and you can't play with it.

He's not wrong. Kinda.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Learn to cheat better.

Maybe they'll take it easy on my guitar now.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

might at least make them pay attention.

Gotta be careful with your pick-up lines...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Don't you hate people that know their religion?

American Dad on deadbeat dad...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Worked too, according to legend.

The pre-quel...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Good catch.

But, it says so right here!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

My spidey sense is tingling.

They got the best words...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

The evangelicals are actually truth telling, they no more support their god than spit.

Spam, spam, spam,...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

JW's don.t celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't like random strangers knocking on their doors.

Spam, spam, spam,...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I used to try and engage them and try to convert them in a turn about is fair play, but then I realized it was like trying to teach a pig to sing, not only was it a waste of time,it irritated the pig.

Thomas isn't really all that magical.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

closer to my skill level.

That would work great in a horror movie.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

2 steps above my skill level.

Don't tease the cops

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Never understood, a "light " pilsner.

Oh hell no!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

depends on how it's cooked.

Next year my suggestion would be hot pink trees with zebra skin tree skirts.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

#2, because it has some legitimate function.

Jack in the box.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Cats and boxes, with all these posts, you'd think it was gift giving season.

Who'd a thunk?

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

going to get some big leaves!

Was trying finish my dress today that I'm making... My cat Bender was clearly not ok with me giving...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

He knew you wanted a pic, so it's the backside.

My cat loves me because ... Type this into the comment box and then keep selecting the middle ...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I never play those games because I can't type for shit on my phone, and my cats only see me as the chief food gatherer. lol

Just picking up a few necessities for the long holidays!

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

There's not one black one in the bunch, How can you call it black Friday?

Hmm...which one do you call first? ??

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Neat!!!

Gotta watch that static cling!! ?

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Don't get you panties in a bunch!

[agnostic.com] [agnostic.com] These two must be related. Same bio. @GuyKeith, you know what to...

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

there should be three with identical bios.

I've seen this many, many times.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

but don't put it into warp.

Clueless ??

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Well at least she should have an easy delivery.

Ok. Bad taste encouraged lol

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

and she is cutting into nap time.

"In a cocoon there is no idea of light at all, until we experience some longing for openness"

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

and for the better

I just got home from my first second date in over two years. Nice to break that dry spell.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Congrats, hope it went well.

The handyman wants $500 to do odd jobs like hanging two curtain rods, attaching a 12-outlet strip to...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Those are all pretty basic fixes, best of luck.

My socks are frisky.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Where did you get those?

Times have changed.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

remember when the joke about the reason the data guys couldn't get dates was they all had floppy disks.

First her brother, now Chewie???

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

They seem to have gotten carried away.

Progress...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Even more fun if there's s squirrel in the tree.

Focus, focus...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Run you moron!

Someone's been very, very bad...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Now that's a crappy Christmas present

This is Cyanide & Happiness, all right!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That'll work, not the right way, but result are results.

I wanna meet her...(LOL)

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Peggy.

You think you got it bad...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Someone is going to get the stuffing beat out of him

Life of an introvert

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

approaching is one thing, getting away after you've invaded my space, whole different ballgame.

It has arrived! Not that I can wear this in the flyspeck town where I live, but here I am in the ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Wear it with pride. I wore mine out bar hopping the first night I got it. I live in a major metro area.

Does anyone else have a cat that just purrs and chirps when they see you? My baby always purrs when ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

My ferals let me pet them when they eat, 3 will let me hold them, but none purr.

Does anyone else have a cat that just purrs and chirps when they see you? My baby always purrs when ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

looks content, purrfect.

Am I evil for liking to make hyper-religious people squirm? I recently got into an argument with...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I always just tell them that the only person that can chose is Bi, so if they believe it is a choice they are professing that they are bi, changes them to defensive.

TaylorBoyd5017 meets all the usual criteria

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That is like the 3rd profile with the same BS on it, today.

Just to antagonize my Haters, My Blockers, and all of those who rail about my shameless promotion of...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

It was great.

Thanks to @UrsiMajor...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

literally lol ed

Ladies night... with Jake, from state farm.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

You would, wouldn't you?

His nose it beaming

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

kiss him on the nose.

London Grammar Wicked Game [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Haunting voice, nice.

Idiot Xstian pastor gets bitten by rattlesnake because he thought Dog would protect him even though ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Really mixed feelings, it is really cruel to the animals and children, but the adults, fuckem, they can challenge for a Darwin Award.

Rethuglicans Have Health Care

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Mitch McTurtle and the others have convinced me in the benefits of term limits.

Should Have No Say of My Crimes

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I'd say what a dick, but at least a dick has a function.

I have to agree with this:

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

And an asshole's idea of a hemorrhoid

My apologies... I thought I was in a different group with my last post! Completely inappropriate ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I hate when I'm late to the party, and the fun is already over.

Hi. My name is Keith. I'm new here. I am single and glad to be here. <thought stream begin>{" ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

welcome, you will find community here, you might find a love interest, but you should find friends. Comment, post, join in. There are groups here that make it easier to find other people with similar interests. If you find a group distasteful, I would suggest not staying in that group. As long as you can disagree without being disagreeable most people will engage.

My names Ricky, im 39 yo and live near Dallas, Tx. I was diagnosed bipolar and ADD in 06. Spent 6 ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Welcome, I'm down in Oak Cliff.

How does mum know?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

If she can do an onion, She isn't using, she's selling.

Coming over here, taking our women

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

acres and acres of whatever you want

Hearing aid required

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Never seen a gray one before.

True story

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I've always said, the only people that sexuality is a choice is if you're Bi, otherwise, you're hard wired.

Santa and His Cookies

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

It's going to be rougher this year with CA added.

You make me very angry.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Where's Daffy?

Hola! from Mexico. We got in last night and went for a walk around the marina in PV, Mexico. Found...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Nice escape from the howling winter.

You're woken up in the middle of the night by burglars in your home. What weapon do you have in your...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Bullshit question, almost 90% of burglaries occur with no one home. Someone comes into your home while you are asleep, they have a huge advantage and use of a weapon by you will most likely end up in your death, not theirs. People that are willing to invade a home with people in it are much more desperate and dangerous than most people will realize.

My once thriving Gardenia is not thriving so much right now. Any suggestions or advice?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I see what appears to be some moisture stress on the leaf tips, How old is it, how long has it been in that pot, what is it's feeding schedule and how long ago did the leaves begin forming at the base of the stems? It still looks savable, but you have to determine whether it is going to be worth the effort. Oh and how long ago did the decline begin, it could be light related also.

Having Jalapeño Popper dip and Fritos right before bed last night wasn’t my best life choice ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Always have ice cream with really hot food, that way in the morning you can say, "Come on ice cream" lol

These last 5,000 points is a long stretch!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

go

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me. I have a couple of questions. Please read everything ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I have had good luck with diatomaceous earth, use food grade, it will not harm the cat, but it will get rid of the fleas. It will take several treatments because the eggs continue to hatch, so treat the cat once a week. Any feed store should have it, or you can order off amazon for significantly more. It is used on farm animals for organic flea and mite control. Don't worry about her licking it off her fur, it is also used internally for worm and parasite control.

Last night I stayed in a hotel by my work cause it was just solid ice outside. My mom sent me this ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Loyalty, got to love it.

Her Sophie-ness Laying claim to the poetry book and perhaps over thinking things.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Balls on a table, and a cat. Has to be staged/. lol

Grumpy cat here, you want something dead?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Good Kitty.

Many will appreciate this logic,...you're welcome!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

we eat the nut at the center of the fruit or the seeds, don't know where I'm going with this logic, but roasted cocoa seeds are a great snack, lots of healthy fat.

Never research...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Never trust someone's opinion without checking it out.

That monitor is gonna light up!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

with enough valium, you can do it.

Intermission...(only her painter knows for sure)

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Paint or photo shop, can't tell.