What's really going on

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Way too much mouse power

Don't cry honey

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'll give you something to cry about, never rang so true.

And most folks just ignore them.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I want that mirror

Surprise, surprise

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Today

Calling in sick

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

got to check for nitro first.

Don't give them a reason

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

yeah that one was funny, I wished I had thought of that when my mother told me that.

Heheheheheheh

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

She better give it back.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods the bear asked the rabbit do you have a problem ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Poor bunny, gonna be a shit stain.

Groaners - you've been warned:

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You weren't kidding, but you did warn us

For @mistymoon77 since I know you agree.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'm 25 pounds heavier if that helps, but 5 inches shorter, hair is not as pretty, but I am approachable.

...........

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The you call back to find out WTF it is.

Guess the Flat earthers really showed us during last night's lunar eclipse

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

They would claim the moon is a hoax held up by wires to make us believe it is in space.

That's pretty graphic.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

not even in a million years. no tagging, if she would eat it, I don't want to blow my chances. (pun intended)

Seems legit.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

works for me

Not a meme but actual Headline in The Sun.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Don't worry about how it got in there, worry about how it's going to come out

toilet humor

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Showing their shortcomings.

Nothing is as it seems

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I've got some mean friends. lol

Today's quote from another brilliant woman: Author, Jessamyn West (1902-1984) "We want the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Welcome to the tea party.

Does anyone else notice people creep your profile but never say "Hi"? And by creep I mean look at ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I had to turn off the hover option, so that I wasn't seeing everytime someone just passed over my avatar it showed them looking at my profile. My memory is not what it used to be, and I will use whatever easy crutches are available. I have a tendency to read too fast and I will go back later to make sure what I read is what I should have read. I don't know if that helps in your case since today was my first visit to your profile. I am more concerned about followers than I am visitors, but since I encourage people to follow 2 or 3 people to lead you through the site, I take that with a grain of salt.

And just like that, it happened....

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Another reason not to live up north.

Brutal temps got you down?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

puts the lotion on the skin, makes skin soft.

What do you get from...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

People Eating Tasty Animals

The joys of being single...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That's better than using it as a clam digger and not nearly as damaging.

The first one...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The next innovation was when he removed the shocks to improve the ride.

My guess is yes..

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You've got to shake it first. lol

I always watched it.?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Watched that and Gunsmoke, was always amazed that even when they got hurt, next week, they were OK.

Oh man . Not sure if I should laugh or cry 😂😞

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Laugh because you haven't made any bad decisions and cry because you haven't made any bad decisions.

[whale.to] Yo! I hit the Woo jackpot o' crackpots.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That was a lot of whoo whoo to make a sales presentation.

A Boy and His Zebu Bull

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The original long horns

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied. I may know who,...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Damn, don't they know how to just keep going, I mean it's fucking meme

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I think everyone said it better than me so far. When you have to explain it, it loses most of its "funny"

How Hollywood's Scariest Props Are Made. [youtu.be] If you like to see people making cool stuff, ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Really cool,

the Super Blood Wolf Moon, photographed over the Duluth harbor

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It was too low in the sky and too far north for me to be able to see it, I was ready, but nope.

In case you didn't know

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I didn't know you were german.

Knock knock

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

but I don't know you.

How did aging hit Who?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I may be out of touch, who is it?

Landscapes — 1: Hazy view of Melbourne, Australia, from over Cranbourne (or thereabouts) in ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I love waterfalls, so good job.

Alaska is great for photography!

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Very nice

The Super Blood Wolf Moon today. photography photo Photos Photograph Photographs Camera Cameras ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It was a touch to low and to the north here, so no clear shots. You got a good one.

Is this what they mean by being open art?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Shocking, can't he see she's stoned

Well someone put this good use.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

a two fer

The perfect man!

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

But just like any other man, play with him too much and he'll leave a sticky mess in your hand

1 reason I was away...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Dayum

Love this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

you got it

Anybody else ever have this happen?

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

every morning and every night

@stinkeye_a....

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Well just a Happy fucking Birthday to you, and may you have as many more as you desire

So, if Trump is ever sent to prison for presidential wrong doings, will he have a secret service ...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

That is a question congress will have to answer, SS protection is a matter that is addressed in the budget bills as is past president and vp compensation. If they are disgusted enough to convict on impeachment, then allow a trial, I'm sure that they will never grant SS protection.

Which is your favorite?

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Got to agree on the winner.

Beyond Trump, this is generally what ails society today. I mean, wtf is this woman teaching her ...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I wonder if it's too late to see about her mother getting a late term abortion? This is beyond the pale of racial hatred.

Trump Tower - Lock him up!

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Lock them up, it's a conspiracy !

Trump Supporter, Mr. Pillow is a con artist.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

birds of a feather.

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

from the mouths of babes

New bike gang - Sons of Mary Kay

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I just pointed out that scooter to someone last weekend.

I Need a vacation with unlimited beer.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

At my age, all sex is great, I frequently don't carry my phone with me, don't drink beer anymore, so sex and a 5 star buffet will cover it.

Watch Robert Plant While Rodger Waters.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

What a play on names!

You know it is.. just admit it.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Oh how true, how true.

Exactly like this

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

If not for the annual inspection requirement, it would be on all the time.

Worth a shot?

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

lol

Beavers and wood [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

LMAO

That's the way it is.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

but they have like 3000 cheetos

Facebook strikes again ???

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Now she has to deal with the bromance.

When you have started to see someone and after the first intimate moments, assuming your partner is ...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

My first question is have you ever tried (fill in the blank)? Second question is would you like to (try or try again). Got to agree with @sleeplessintexas , the sooner the better. You never know and they may be just as nervous about bringing it up as you obviously are or they may not have any desire. The sooner you know, the better for how you wish to proceed.

Great article "Is there a hell for children? Yes. You who oppose LGBTQIA+ inclusion have created ...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

This is one of the reasons I left the UMC. The Bishop that led the fight that homosexuality was inconsistent with christian teachings, died with AIDS. The hypocrisy was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Is it Kinky when it involves the Supernatural? [newsone.com] News states the church parsonage is ...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

At least it was listed in the entertainment section, and not another less appropriate section.

Beer, 'nuff said...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I ought to be a fucking genius by now then.

20 year challenge

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

It's the same I got away with it smirk.

Show me the money

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I didn't see you at the job working for it, and I don't pay for results that are the same as random chance.

Ninth life??

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Is there a cure, Doc?

Looking good

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

what the croc?

Gotta love cats...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Goldie is fucked.

"Go, Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, GO!"

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

If you meet her on the street..

Oooops, wrong video. :D [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Love it like chicken.

Trumper Tantrum

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

leave him alone, that diaper is full of toxic shit.

Not elected legally

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Normally I groan at bad puns, but that was really putin the blame where it lies.

Stable Jenius Hits

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

And you get all this and a brand new Russian overlord for just $19.95

Communication is key!

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

daddy knew the trick.

More Gretchen Wilson. Because this is great on so many levels. Heart feat Gretchen Wilson Even It ...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I've got a two hour weather delay, so it looks like tomorrow my time before I get to listen, keep up the good work.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [bbc.co.uk]

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

double no

How much is masturbation worth to you? A friend broke her arm last year on the communal stairs to ...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

She's got balls.

Happy Saturday, lets start the party now! Gretchen Wilson & Alice in Chains - Barracuda [youtu.be]...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I'm at the airport with no earphones, but I will listen in a few hours when I get home.

Ready for the prom!

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

there's going to be drinking, I can tell.

Funny wi-fi names.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I actually renamed my primary wifi FBI Surveillance Van

Remember this carnival ride, it was my favorite.?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

That was a girlfriend ride, you got close and no one said anything like they did on the tunnel rides.

Thanks to @actofdog...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

catching fish in a barrel, er tub.

Spooning no forking.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

When I am taking a road trip, I scratch notes into the skin of the bananas that don't show up for hours, makes for n interesting trip when some gets one out.

Ballsy.....

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

That cock is deformed.

Remember The Red Skelton Show?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Most people our age don't realize that he got away with one of the longest running dirty jokes on broadcast television. You bare naked lovers may not get it, but it was the drunk pantomime of the man trying to put his key in the keyhole, couldn't do it repeatedly, plucked a hair out of his head, laid it on the lock, and bam he was in.

Remember The Red Skelton Show?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Not only do I remember, but my son was introduced to his comedy by someone else and loved him too on dvd.

something is wrong with my dads dog. his favorite winter activity? walking across the street to eat ...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

snow is always whiter on the other side of the street, as opposed to grass that only takes a fence to be greener.

.............

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

need to post in dog group too

Potential scammer. Level 3. Has an attitude [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

seen this one way too many times before.

Something...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

No such luck. Does the word dinner ring a bell. lol

The squid squad

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

what is a squad of squids called, besides a bunch of fucking squid.

Bad grandpa

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

from the mouths of babes...

Just some random political memes cause nobody else is posting

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

#2 is good.

something..

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Mr Clean.

A little change

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

are you sure those are not in reverse order?

Wow they aren't messing around

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

they be serious.

Fuck you all. I can't live without you. You're like fucking siblings or something.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Welcome back, aren't you sad you deleted your account instead of just pausing for a bit, really missed you. OK everybody, let's help Mary get back up a few levels, give her a like or a comment or three.

Cow milk ???

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I'm going to go with heifer, bull,or steer.