Today's PSA...

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Always!

It takes time to dress up for shopping

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Be sure to wear your dark sunglasses to Dollar Palace or you will have to scratch your eyes out.

No snowflakes in the real world

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

You are responsible for your feelings, damn what a revelation.

I heard this will be his last

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

He's in his 80s now, so they better have backup.

I know how she must feel

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

I have resisted posting this all year, thanks for your service.

Dog Nightmares

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Makes him howl at the moon.

Kevin McCarthy Ascends to Power Via Begging, Humiliation, Threats, and Concessions to MAGAs Well,...

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2023:

Kevin can't do shit without the Senate and Biden agreeing so basically it's 2 more years of Bengazzi and pretty much nothing else. His agreements are meaningless if the 30 % of the caucus that votes with dems 30% of the time go along with the democrats for the must pass legislation.

With this NASA satellite falling tomorrow night I had wondered if the space junk held any value.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

This is pretty much the same as when we lose something from a military aircraft. Call it in, the government will send out a recovery team if they want to recover it or you want it removed. File an outrageous claim for damages, collect as long as you didn't get too greedy. We paid $ 50,000 for 3 different "prize" bulls "killed" by objects falling off our aircraft, without regard for the bullet holes in the corpses or age of the animal.

House speaker drama: Democrat reads 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fk' book on floor

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I have to wonder if that was the actual book, or the book jacket on another book just to fuck with McSwarmy.

Time for a break.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Beware of Greeks baring anything

A specialist is only good if their specialty comes up.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I guess she knew their feelings.

A specialist is only good if their specialty comes up.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Poor Flip.

No wonder it's my favorite

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

With enough pillows and the right program, you bet.

Our area has an issue with Tent Caterpillars.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

The best control I've found for them is high pressure water to knock the webs away, the birds will then mop up.

NC’s Hudson pulls Alabama congressman away from Gaetz confrontation on House floor

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I don't think any of them would fare well in a fight

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

One of these is not like the others.

Yeah, I'm not going along with this Big Government!

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

But if she say so, you better.

Some folks are just simple....

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Yep, and the price is the same as regular edibles if you order them that way

Here we go round the Mulberry bush...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Glad I got all my Kevin jokes in before he FINALLY got past the post.

Be nice, Try this first

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

And Charles Manson didn't kill anyone.

What happened to you said 50:50?

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Just asking if you want dessert.

Some of us were a little embarrassed

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

Do they charge extra for the live sex show?

Kevin McCarthy loses 14th attempt to become US House speaker as tempers flare in late-night vote: ...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2023:

I guess Matt will be the new chairman of the ways and means committee and Boebert the Chair of Rules committee if they flip, that's about all Kevin has left to give up.

House speaker breakthrough: McCarthy picks up 14 GOP votes in 12th round of voting

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

We'll see in round 14.

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Has the swelling gone down?

The Who. - Won’t Get Fooled Again…live Kiburn, London 1977. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

I wonder if the still get residuals from the reruns of CSI Miami., Still a great song.

We should wait til it's over and binge watch the whole thing.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

it looks like the never kevin group is 6, 2 more than are needed to deny him election.

A little morning humor...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Have have ones in the past, had to release them back into the wild.

I don't think that's thunder, either.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

really good set

Check yourself....

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Best part of humor is it is the truth stretched, in this case not very much.

Is the joke factory that is the US House of Representatives going to again perform its antics this ...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

You bet your sweet ass it is. There are 6-8 diehard never Kevins, 212 Democrats I don't see anyway for Kevin to get his seat and I don't see him giving up. They will try to adjourn until Monday noon and that can lead to another floor fight.

2 Men Accidentally Set Themselves on Fire Trying to Burn Down an Immigration Center

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

What a bunch of maroons.

I get it. You're hungry.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Well, get up and feed her.

It was a run by mugging!

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Too cute

Good morning…it’s one of these mornings when I wish the good didn’t die young and the bad guys...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

Not available

Pope's last wish

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

bury it hell, smash it with a hammer, shred it then melt it down

McCarthy’s proposed concessions …

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2023:

If McCarthy drops out who's Boebert going to hunt?

Those teenage years...

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

If they only knew.

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

When your opponent is self destructing, you let him.

A 6 time loser getting ready to go for 7....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Kevin needs to follow Newt's and Livingston's lead and throw his support to the next in line, but I hope he doesn't since it has been so much fun to watch.

What sorts of dogs does everyone call family around here?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Mine are all gone now, but They ran the spectrum from tiny to large. Two pure breads Afgan and Yellow Lab, all the rest were rescues of one type or another. My ex trained all the dogs with my help, and when the last one died 3 years ago I decided not to add another family member.

So Kevin McCarthy has already become a nine times loser, and he may soon become a 10 times loser.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

he lost 10th ballot, he doesn't even have enough votes to adjourn and at least 4 republicans need to go home for family reasons this weekend and they are all in his camp. Get the popcorn. The house doesn't have pressing business to do until May, and if the debt ceiling is constitutionally challenged, they may not have work to do until August/September. An ineffective lower house may not be as bad as working one. while they are not in session, no new laws, no investigations, not interference, but also no constituent services. The Senate may actually have to show up and start working.

Something peculiar

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Caught him building a tent.

An alternative to shrooms. Not right in the head. 😆

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

tighten up a little, and clinch the old chest?

It’s time for the annual New Year’s resolutions (or not).

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

All good ones.

Thursday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Huggles

That's a fact!!!

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

They can't take all the credit, but in small towns everywhere they are way up there

I've ordered three dozen...

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Where does it have to bite? asking for a friend.

Burnt Toast

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Vote 7 coming up.

How does building god a church require borrowing money from donors/ government coffers?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

Politicians should be wary when they enter into religious fields, they dabble in politics, the church invented it.

A sad but true observation on today's social-media driven world: "The reason is because ours is ...

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2023:

There is no fool so foolish as the one that thinks they know everything or that only they have access to all the facts. I was a war planner, we tried to plan for every contingency, we knew that no plan was good for more than 30 days in conventional warfare and 7 in nuclear warfare, in fact there were replanning meetings taking place as soon as execution to account for the things we didn't know. That taught me to never assume I knew all there was to know about a situation just because I knew more than others, and to be willing to accept new information and adapt.

Best game ever!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

I'll go first

Some folks just got to rebel yell!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Face plant.

Dog, service stations are nasty!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

It's amazing how messy some people are.

I already started, i just can't figure out how to keep this darn thing cinched up!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

No matter how many times this gets posted, I'm not going to wear gun belts.

I don't drink any more, well really I never did, but I do like a toke now and then.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

She says that like it's a bad thing.

By continually rejecting Kevin McCarthy, the ideological extremists within the Rethuglican Party ...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Miss Lindsey said it best

I hate when I do that!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Cheaper than the meat section.

Yeah, your library and Stockholm Syndrome!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

If she loves a library, you've found a winner

My latest quilt has a back story.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Haven't you learned not to ask an open question like that?

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

They seem to be in greyscale.

GEORGE SANTOS ENDLESS GRILLED BY REPORTERS.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

The boy is comedy gold

Men really are simple shit.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Points well taken.

Not as impressive as they think it is…

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

It would be more impressive if they avoid the hard knocks by anticipating them.

Just so U know...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Just be careful which ideas you follow through with.

Don Jr.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

Hope he ends up like daddy should.

".

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2023:

They can't do any business until they elect a speaker, which works out well for the country right now.

"utiny inside the Republican Party": [abc.net.au]

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

It is just that in normal times the party leaders have had a better sense of counting noses. It was not uncommon for the repubs to go through several top choices before coalescing behind their choice. McCarthy did not want to be passed over a second time so he ignored experience and conventional wisdom and fucked himself.

Nobody Knows

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The spook and the dupe

Maury knows

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

and may never be.

Has karma ever been as sweet?

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

I kind of hope they go for the record, 135 ballots over 3 months before a leader is declared.

Lukovich nailed this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

If history is any indicator, Kevin is done, but who the hell do the repubs have to replace him.

That’s the color!

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Pretty well nailed it I think. Honesty in colors

Ukraine war, inflation are just a begining....

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Let's not go down that rabbit hole.

It will complicate things

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

They'll be down to skin and bones.

It may help

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

So you want to get political

That sort of return window would be such a hit.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Some people would be nice to return.

Even toys need to self-medicate occasionally.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

You're in good form today, keep up the funnies.

Do you know you were wrong?

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Your next step could define your future.

I got a deal

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Buy bunches and freeze them.

I can't make this stuff up.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Even the Beatles made fun of it.

Tuesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Majestic!

Garlic plants in my house

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Nice starts.

Hold my beer.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Not sure either one was that bad. Individually the Beatles each produced great music. As far as the royals go. I think we finally see how useless each is.

I can't sleep, my mom is having a procedure today, hopefully it goes well!

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

I hope your mom does well, humor can help take your mind off it.

I was watching Monday Night Football tonight and a young man, Bills safety Damar Hamlin, collapsed ...

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

I have seen more than my share of people hauled off in ambulances between my playing days and officiating days. This is the first time I have seen two things, CPR being given on the field and the game being suspended. The news is that he had cardiac arrest. I'm not going to speculate, but I wish him well.

Good morning.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

The first time I heard this song I thought it was a cajun song and had to listen closely to see who had done it.

More SDE with Greta!

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Post these while they're still relateable.

You have the right to look away

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Your new GF?

So the first words ever written down by Canannites about 3700 years ago was "May this tusk root...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

The article claims this is the first sentence ever written in Canannite, instead it is the oldest existence we have of Canannite grammar and use instructions. Still a major find, but the evidence doesn't meet the claim.

Here's an idea...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Many of them don't know much beyond public relations and how to avoid answering a question, so good luck on getting them to answer that.

We now deliver the blood of Christ...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

That's going to be one lopsided pizza.

A truly Canadian problem

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I had to google it, so must be a Canadian problem. From the definition, I hope it stays there.

Nothing surprises me with these idiots… [snopes.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

strange.

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

And may it be a safe and pleasant journey.

Being W-a-a-a-a-a-y over fifty, I believe I have lead a very adventurous life with many learning ...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Feel free to comment and post here, I would suggest that you keep it to one topic per post so that people can comment and not go off on particular tangents. The more topics, the more tangents.

Be as old as you can for as long as you can Old saying

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I'll die when I stop living, after all death is just nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down.

Getting old…

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I don't see the problem here.

My late partner was an elementary school teacher.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Way too close to home for the father of a computer nerd.

Larry the postman has been on the job 30 years.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

She was just being literal.