Beats the Hell Outa Me!

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

The bottom three would fit better with Hitler ,Mussillini , and Tito.

Taliban buying blue ticks on Twitter.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

He is really making better, isn't he?

And the Oscar goes too...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

Mr. Kitty

I got the bestest tasting toe beans! Om nom nom

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

munchins

I like tricks that actually work. 😆

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

I wish I had thought of that.

We’re only 19 days in…

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

We have nesting owls every spring, they are quite an obstacle course.

Goodnight, hope you sleep well! 😴

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

All too good to pick just one or two.

You never know...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

Yes!

Thursday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

I am ruler of all that I survey.

Forget warm hugs, give this gift to keep him warm

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2023:

Does it get tighter when it gets colder?

I just felt a strange connection to these ancient carvings.

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2023:

You're lucky, they sent two of my back up accounts to FB jail just for associating with me.

I'd like to introduce the new hair style called wind it is all the rage look for it in the newest ...

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2023:

At 6'2" that is going to be scary, but if anyone can pull it off you can.

He is getting seated on committees, scum. [theguardian.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2023:

It really shows he supports veterans just like the rest of the GOP, not one fucking bit.

Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Against The Wind (Lyric Video) - YouTube

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2023:

good late night music

Quite plausible this, if he had any balls in the first place? :-D

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2023:

Just wearing the family jewels

Spelling matters!

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2023:

Maybe she's diabetic.

More reasons to shake…

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

That's a lot of shaking going on.

😘

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

I need an explanation.

Hmmm looky there.

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

Holy shit, that's a real update

Someone needs a divorce lawyer.

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

+Ouch

What does an AI roll since it doesn't have eyes?

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

phone for a modern princess.

Who the hell leaked this very confidential information?!

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

Not me, it saves wear and tear on brushes.

Religious freedom…

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

Couldn't Happen to a nicer person

What a hangover, I'm finally alive! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2023:

bank account, liver and soup all hit home at one time or another.

True that.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

The easiest thing he'll ever do, after he's done it.

FEDERAL CANNABIS NEWS 1/16/2023 A National Counterintelligence and Security Center official ...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Love the last one, don't drink, get stoned instead.

Admit it, we've all been there...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

This morning.

RIP Jeff Beck.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

I think the dog is going to collect.

Sad with how simple this is that optics may prevent Trump being prosecuted for improper handling of ...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

There is a difference, and don't forget that Biden had a continuing security clearance during the entire time , while Trump's was revoked on Jan 21, 2021.

The eggs saga continues…

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Eggsactly

Wyoming Republicans Introduce Bill to Phase Out New Electric Car Sales by 2035 Republican ...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

I loved watching Texas bitching about green energy while becoming the largest supplier of wind energy in the nation and still growing.

Must we really?

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

That would be a hard pass!

5 reasons why I call it "shitter..."

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Damn can they ever prove their own points.

Challenge accepted....

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Careful what you ask for

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2023:

Too cute.

Ladybirds, butterflies and bees are ever so important l

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

More urban yards should be nature preserves and less should be lawns or concrete, give the bugs a chance to help us. Mine is a wildlife habitat and is not that bad. My 'grass' is about 9-12 inches its a mix of wild grasses and clovers as well as an over growth of native flowering vines..

Good morning.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

perhaps it is a self fulfilling prophesy. You see them sniff, you see the need to clean, they see you clean and they see the need to sniff

A silver lining hidden in the cloud containing the end of the world.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

I've got to agree with Gemma.

Mother's little helper.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

That's why they called them mommy's little helpers.

Let me tell you the truth here....

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Very drunk, and hopefully already home.

Just a little selection of bird-brains! :-D

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Where are the double?

WEATHERMAN MELTS DOWN ON LIVE TV [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

You can thank Dan Rather for broadcasting from the seawall in Galveston during a hurricane for weather people taking chances trying to get their big break. Few do. I've always wanted to see an on scene reporter do this.

Today's topics include Republican hypocrisy, clumsy misdirection, and moral bankrupcy.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

There is no hypocrisy like a republican hypocrisy

The not too distant future…

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

An advantage to having no tattoos.

Tough living finds creativity and also ways to danger

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Brings back memories of arc light

You have heard the saying, right?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

That's more like the haystack.

Sunday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Cute little gray pills

Cat missing anyone?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Let it in, I'm sure it is cold outside.

How is that fair?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

Her picture is clearer and she probably has more friends. or more guys that want to f**k her.

Texas Tough.... Not

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2023:

You're going to need some helper springs for that load.

Does this look familiar to anybody?

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

What, me worry?

This guy should be the most famous quitter in the world!

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I'd make sure it was a temp tattoo and wash it off in front of him.

Anyone ever go over to instagram anymore?

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

If that isn't the wanger.

Better watch out guys, the wife is onto your every move.

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Careful what she does with that doll.

Here comes that slimy guy with his posts again!

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Well said.

Just to clear things up for those who don't really know me.

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

GO for the gusto.

People are leaving the country because of the far right-wing tearing it apart but sometimes the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I can relate to their stories, Had they not closed the borders when they did for covid, I would have done my third exploratory trip, this time for 6 months to Belize. Life got in the way of my plans.

Living on an island where we are almost tripping over chickens daily, these memes are cracking me ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Whole new meaning to choke a chicken.

I seen lots of people wanting Trump locked up for documents so where are all the people wanting ...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

This is a humor group, this post really belongs in a political group unless you can make it humorous. There has been a lot of bleed over lately and we would all be better off if we tried to stay on topic.

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glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

I've seen him twice in the 60s then again a few years ago, even in his 70s he is still just as active and engaging as he was in the 60s, a great performer.

Pigeon: Aha!

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Bird strike in 3.2.1....

Plug and Play

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

Plug in

Squirrels, if they're not teasing the dogs and cats, or begging for handouts at the window:

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2023:

The difference between rats and squirrels is the fuzzy tail.

Atheist kids go to church.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Tiny crackers and they don't give you enough to drink to wash it down.

Is the cat going...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Where ever she wants.

At the bottom of the rank as usual 😅

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Know your place.

Trump Claims That Biden Having Classified Documents Is Worse Because He Reads | The New Yorker

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

I'd rather have a man that reads something and forgets where he left it than one that doesn't read something and shows it to every foreign agent that visits him.

Fox News Sees National Security Threat in New M&M’s Colors Recent data is showing that a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

It amazes me the crap that they get their panties in a bunch over.

Literally biting!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

are part preying mantis

Good question!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Autopilot.

With practice you can still eat well and keep the family food budget.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

I need to post this in my kitchen so I get the choice cuts.

Atheist Kids Try Church

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

And the crackers are way too small.

BREAKING NEWS. This man is a person of interest in the FAA computer failure on Wednesday. 😁

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Oh my stars, is he still working there?

Don't forget ethics

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

If Ted Cruz and Trump had a child

Given that both Biden and Trump appear to have mishandled state secret documents, the question has ...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

The higher you are in the information chain, the higher the likelihood that at some point you will have compromised classified information. Just because a document has classification markings on it, doesn't mean that it is still classified, it does mean that it was not treated properly. Some documents are declassified by a date certain, some on public release, some exempt, some by the general declassification schedule. What will have to be determined is: What is the current classification of the document and its schedule of declassification? How did the document come to reside in its current location? who placed it there? When? When was the document discovered and what action was taken? By whom? Who was the document delivered to upon discovery? The circumstances? What were the conditions of storage? Who had access? Who witnessed the document? The answers to all these questions are all above my pay grade .

Elvis Presley died at the too young age of 42 in 1977 and would have been 88 just 5 days ago.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

It was quite strange, first hearing of her heart attack, then her death shortly after.

Harold got in bed, kissed his lovely wife, and fell into a deep sleep.

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Lucent dreaming can have its drawbacks.

Yes, it has happened to Harold Merkel

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

When your own father questions your parentage, you might develop an attitude problem

Leeks are usually serious!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Turn that frown upside down

I can relate...

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

I resemble that remark!

Biden's govt secret document cabinets in the Corvette garage. Remember it is locked!

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

Not sure Id want to open either drawer.

We have people named "Butt" in Texas

glennlab comments on Jan 13, 2023:

One of the largest grocery retailers in the state (HEB)Henry E Butt's you can see why they went to his initials.

This is probably not a meteorite it however is very dense it has rust it had like a crust on the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

I would say way too many sharp points, the intense heat normally rounds the edges.

Because nuns don’t randomly explode

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

Nuns on the whole are more evil than the ones on the right on the whole. The reason they are not judged is people are stupid.

It's a burden we all must bear occasionally.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

Whole new meaning to hitting bottom.

David received a parrot for his birthday.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

Keep up the bluster, or he'll revert back.

No Self-Awareness

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

All very touching, must be priests in training.

Will Congress and the US attorney go after Biden for this? [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

To use a speeding analogy, What we know about Trump, he was behind the wheel, clocked doing 180 in a 55 and denied he was even in the car after they caught him 3 times. What we know about Biden, someone was speeding, we don't know who or how fast. Since they owned the car that had been speeding, they turned that car in, we still don't know the driver, the speed and probably never would have known they were speeding if they hadn't pointed it out.

Alabama Attorney General Wants Women Who Use Abortion Pills Prosecuted Alabama Attorney General...

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

If at first you piss off everybody, double down and see if you can lose the few shreds of human decency you ave left.

We come around in time, we really do.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2023:

The brain already has a boney protection the balls only a flimsy skin sack, a piece of plastic was the least you could offer them.

Kitty took great care to gt it juuuuuust right. [reddit.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Love the title

Most of you are with it so this might seem redundant.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

I get those on paypal and amazon on a regular basis, I check my account,but I never respond to the inquiry directly.

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Real cuties

Now we know...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Theyve been blaming the wrong fruit.

Mr. Spock's Daycare..

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

There are many I wish that were done to.

I'm enlightened by that!

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Ummmm?

Nurse Chapel prefers watching the live stream..

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

wouldn't that be a pisser?

Never hurts to ask.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

Last one was for the birds

These are hilarious because you can tell they are all based on experience. 🤪

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

good observations

Trigger Warning

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2023:

You poke the bear, you get eaten, and not the way you'd like.