Smells gross! 🤮😂🤮😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Farts are only funny when you are the farter, not the smellee.

This is awesome, but if you ask me the real money is in infused thin mints.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Girl has a mind for business.

This was what I had run across today.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Most dino eggs are chicken sized to about 12 inches, the smaller ones normally didn't survive. The shape is off from its appearance. The backside looks like it may be bone, quick test is wet your lips, touch it to them, if it sticks, it is most likely bone, if it feels like you are kissing a rock, you are. Be on the lookout for gizzard stones, they will be small piles of mostly rounded rocks that seem out of place. If you think you have stumbled on a pile, take a picture before you disturb it.

Hey, he got his wish, so I'm happy for this soon to be dead asshole, [insideedition.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

If one glass of wine can get you kicked off the Liver transplant list, and one cigarette in 6 months get you kicked off the lung transplant list, why is he complaining. This is self inflicted removal.

Taken from my bedroom window

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Better you than me. Next week is supposed to be our turn.

Hugely ego free.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

If he transcended his ego, there would be nothing left. You could bury what was left in a matchbox.

I’m in trouble!

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Mine would require that I re-fluff the food before he'd eat it. Same food, just rearranged in the dish.

Cat Obedience School

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Fits

What she said.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

I still don't see what people see in her.

Kids will be kids!

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

children all are the same no matter the species,

Really, howmuch more ?

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

Just take a shot in the dark, Reminds me of the guy who caught his wife and shot her, Judge acquitted him, and asked why he shot his wife instead of the man. He said, easier to shot her once than a different man each week.

Poor kid!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

bet he sings that for his dad , too.

Dreadful last four days. The male trainer was abusive.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2022:

I would file an informal complaint with the agency's EEOC office. The investigate informally, then try to resolve the complaint, or allow you to go forward with a formal complaint.

Taken from my front door

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2022:

Way too much white stuff there.

Of course it did.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2022:

Maybe if trump had spent money on roads and bridges instead of walls, this wouldn't have happened.

I’m with Bugs…

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Bugs taught me more

Another win for Democratic values!

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

We should shout it from the rooftops, your guy talks, ours delivers.

Don’t hold your breath!

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

But they will never admit that they have forsaken their god in favor of science.

Ask him...

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

I love how people look at paintings as if they are pictures, even according to their own mythology Adam and Eve had been dead for thousands of years before the painter was born.

That’s so messed up🤣

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

Are you missing a picture , story or reference in your post? Because I don't see what you are referencing.

I think out of spite is the best one! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

I don't know about me, but I know what my pets think

This is my song for 2022, according to one of those quizzes.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

notice none of the instruments have cords

Could be. Maybe.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2022:

never would have guessed "both"

I did too!!

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2022:

yep

Guess what time of year it is...

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

But do they have real girl scouts in them?

Should have given them a promotion

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

everyone was not eating the one finger

No thanks Gary!

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

So Gary is pretty handy?

I mean....

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Gotta have a well developed sense of humor to survive

Justice Stephen Breyer is going to retire. How many ways will McConnell try to hold up a Biden pick?

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

He is going to offer Crusty Enema, the whole farm to get her to flip to the rethuglican party.

Woke up to a crispy -3F ( -19C).

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

34 here and still to cold for me.

Think I found my COVID hazard suit. What do you guys think?

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

Watch out for the furries!

Those mocking and celebrating the deaths of the un-vaxxed. What you going to do about this guy?

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2022:

I have not celebrated their deaths, but I have had great enjoyment at reading their obituaries. There was very little in this article except praise for his athletic accomplishments (accolades he deserves). While he had a long and illustrious career, his obit show few other accomplishments.

🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️ 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2022:

both hands for complete

Not very high drop?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Bad swimmer?

Enough of that!

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Happened to our first cat, she hadn't been out in over a month, escaped after a 12 inch snow, came back in so fast you wouldn't believe it.

@bobwjr made Level 10! Just snuck right in there! Way to go!

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Bob did it.

Right or left?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

having broken both wrists and elbow at different times, I turned rather mediocre at using either hand.

Good transport of cheese whiz or peanut butter?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

or you just feel the need to chew on something

Take it back out!

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Thanks to Joe McCarthy and the Knights of Columbus

Please welcome @Retiredsteve to the group. Feel free to post some interesting music for us here,

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Welcome @Retiredsteve

I guess she got carded.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Proved the point.

Old timey meanings?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

If you live long enough, you will have to relearn your entire language.

I'm sick and tired of troll imbeciles in this site who are such assholes to nit pick on ridiculous ...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

I bite my tongue a lot with idiots, but every now and then get sucked into a conversation with people that have elevators that don't go to the top floors.

NASA Solar Sail Spacecraft to Chase Tiny Asteroid After Artemis I Launch [scitechdaily.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

neat

SORE POINT The Omicron symptom that could help you predict infection BEFORE a Covid test ...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

I maintain a low grade sore throat most of the time and have for years, so it wasn't a sign for me.

It sucks getting old...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

But it still beats the alternative.

I missed it when it went down, but it appears that @bobwjr is now Level 10!!! Let's give this man...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2022:

Bob did good, I've still got 275,000 points to go, so it'll be awhile for me.

Welcome to the military

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2022:

So very true.

Never noticed until now

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2022:

I thought that was the look Rudy was trying for

Vultures, amirite?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2022:

patience is a virtue, food is coming

Just what I thought!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Never thought of it that way, but goes to show that the really great musical works are good even with different artists performing them.

I'm afraid I have some experience with this problem.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

She's just busting out all over

Now that's cold.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Careful or you'll get stuck to the side of the building or tree.

This sounds real

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Hose has to be long enough to put the fire out, so they buy a new truck instead.

Trickle Down economics explained simple.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

If there were a hell, the republican party would have an entire floor reserved.

Which are you?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Yellow snipe

Scientists Discover How To Halt and Control Cellular Death Process – Previously Thought To Be ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

interesting, but this is basic research, which means that it may be years before we see an application in medicine. But it is a huge step forward.

I'm ready for the day!

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

Bacon!!!

Flowers on my dick and bees all around

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

They all make sense,

Leo is laying on the furnace vent again. Should I move him or shouldn't I???

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

nah, he'll be back on it before you can turn around

True story

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Wages tel;l the working person how they are doing, the stock market tells them how their bosses are doing.

The Supreme Court denies Trump's bid to block release of records to Jan. 6 panel : NPR

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2022:

They are already in the hands of the house committee, roll on tide.

Yeah, the boss keeps comparing…

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2022:

but not the same accommodations.

Mine is the spaghetti server!

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2022:

Always at least one in the utility drawer. potato masher, ladle, tongs that came undone by themselves in a closed drawer, you name it.

If men in video games....

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2022:

might get more females into gaming.

I don't know about you guys but when I see the phrase "Sun dried" on food I just think.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2022:

I just use my dehydrator,

Love to see that

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Done. lol

I'm with him

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Not even on a bet.

I hear banjos

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

I can hear the pussies drying up already.

Corporate Journalists are Blind to a Big COVID Lesson | Ted Rall's Rallblog

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

On point,

even No-vax would call that one an Ace

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

For a while it looked like they would fail to return serb.

Reverse psychology.

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

hierarchy of bad luck

Blondie. - One Way Or Another …live 1979. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Haven't heard this in a while, thanks

E. Jumps on me.

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

f. All of the above

The anti-virus crowd

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

they are their own worst enemies.

Wherever there is a crowd, there is an ice-cream van. Brits are a weird bunch. 😆

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

Money is Money, In Texas it would be a taco truck

Funny, not funny?

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

No, but the people around us do,

I had found a magnet that a string could be tied to today the UPS delivered the magnet.

glennlab comments on Jan 18, 2022:

The magnet bars that roofers use to clean their construction site probably would work as well or better, home Depot of Amazon have them for around $25.

When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask.

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Based on the reduced number of flu cases alone, it's a good idea. In Asia it is very much a seasonal thing and if you are sick, you are expected to wear one .

The Royal Mail honour 60 years of The Rolling Stones…so I thought that called for a post here! ...

glennlab comments on Jan 17, 2022:

Saw them in Houston in 1972.

Random thoughts…

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

We could learn something from the Vietnamese.

10 year challenge.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

lost her head over the challenge

Hardly seems fair but hey, rules are rules

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

Play silly games, get silly prizes.

Revelations From a Trove of Trump Tax Records - NY Times [youtube.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

I hope that trump realizes that there is no statute of limitations on Tax fraud.

You had one job.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

Damn Lutherans must remain under observation all day.

You may now return to your normal routine...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

Need more coffee

I have been talking to a social worker over the past several weeks.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

I got a 131

For the discerning MAGA hat wearer.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

If they fall for this, no wonder they fell for Trump

I just love the narrator's voice, silkily demonic , more compelling than the content.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

Content missing

Be prepared!

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

Bread and milk time

Rioters Who Stormed Capitol Called Nancy Pelosi's Office Wanting Their Stuff Back

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

They thought that the pardon dump on Jan 19 would clear them all, instead they just got dumped.

Police and the FBI are negotiating with a man who reportedly took hostages during a Texas ...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/national-international/report-hostages-apparently-taken-at-texas-synagogue/2859561/?break=nbc2376=newltr_station_Hdlines_kxas

Police and the FBI are negotiating with a man who reportedly took hostages during a Texas ...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2022:

They announced it was over around 10 PM, no casualties among the hostages, suspect dead

Let's see if vaccinations increase as this information becomes more widely known.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

might reduce the future population.

Rand is a moron too.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

On point

Some fuck up the simplest plan!

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

and just like that, polar bears stopped cooperating in the hunts.

Roomba recommendation?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

ask a silly question...

Vegan sushi. Fabulous. Game changer.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

each serving has 1/6 the daily maximum amount of sugar, so each package has 1/3 your daily sugar allowance. I see a sugar coma in someone's future.

Idiots and damn stupid murder idiots!

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

Nailed Joe Rogan perfectly.

That’s what I was signing up for…

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2022:

I can see the one star review "Total waste of a week, not one instance of either rping or pillaging, and no loot to take home, Would not recommend".