Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

took me a second, then Bam.

One surefire way to keep scammers out of your groups is to change your group settings so that lower ...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

One smart cookie.

We ain't need no education

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

And why do the stupidest people decide to home school?

[yahoo.] Susan Collins was a disappointment to feminism in 2018 you think?

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

It is obvious she sold out, the only question is what her 30 pieces of silver were.

Good morning my coffee peeps on this 25th day of December!!! ??

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Top of the morning to you and may your cup be always full and hot.

Peace on Earth - Good will To All Beings

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Peace and Love to all.

Just a shout out to those spending Christmas - the holidays - in places without snow. I do not miss ...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

I go to a family reunion some years (it's in April), but It's only for a few hours and I stay at a nearby casino. Same problem with there religion and politics.

They get their wish

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

We came, we stole, we conquered, the present day thieves are the ones worried that someone is going to take something they didn't earn from them.

He's best at being WORST!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

For all those idiots that voted for trump because he wasn't a politician, next time you have surgery, don't get a doctor, a butcher understands how to cut, but not how to put you back together.

I can relate!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Try slicing a ham with a dull knife.

We will be disdurbed together!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

A dirty mind is a great comfort.

Fess up!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Pick me up on the corner of ninth and main.

Yes, I'm working today

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

two can't get on and one can't hurt her.

Interesting insight

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Got some fat thigh bones on that babe.

Fill 'er up...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Girls going to get gas from that.

Mmmm.......

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

I'm a vegan by proxy, i eat things that were vegan.

Not complaining, I'll try again

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

not going to touch that one.

Merry Xmas

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

side splitting funny

Merry Christmas

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

I'm done.

Dad Humor....

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

we really do need that groan emoji

Someone's gonna die.

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Somebody is NOT going to get laid.

Ain't it the truth?

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.

Feliz Saturnalia!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Except it is decorated in the Yule tradition not the Saturnalia/Baccus tradition.

No more sales days...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

but how much is the first one? It might be a bargain and it might be a rip off.

When you wait too long to apply...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Just like a cat trying to sneak in where its not wanted

Poor Grandma

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Girl's got game and a 303

Just what this country needs

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

whores for amerika.

Can’t decide ?

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Yes.

Your mind is invited join mine in the gutter ?

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

You're one sick woman, you'll fit right in.

Only some will get this one

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

It's a journey

Ugly politics christmas sweaters

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

and we is gonna home skool.

My wish is very similar! Haha

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

warm nuts!

The New Year is around the corner...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Run!!!!

Yup true story? Happy Holidays!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

done.

Must be a drunk tourist in Mexico!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Hat bragging.lol

Agnostics of the world, cheers from @Wildflower and @djs64

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Cheers and another round for everybody.

Sometimes I do NOT just jump out of bed!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I went through all of those waking up this afternoon.

Do you remember playing the toys like this? I got one for christmas when I was about 5.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I was looking for the ramp, then I saw it on the back side.

Baby kittu Jesus?

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Cats trying to move back into being accepted as gods.

Not for the easily disgusted

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Sick, Disgusting, going straight into my collection.

Maybe it’s a big snake ?

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Her smile says that her eyes are bigger than her.....

She huffed, and she puffed...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Queen of queefing?

& I'll leave it on this note (especially because Tom spoiled my "flow" LOL!) Merry Xmas, y'all!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Happy holidays to all you, thanks for having your strange and rewarding senses of humor.

I don't think I wanna drive on that freeway.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

except for the full river, it reminds me of the Dallas freeway system.

I always hated that alphabet backward thing...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

If they do that, I'm screwed.

Too soon???

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

groan.

Wait Till After X-mas To Steal Their Social Security and Medicare

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

If you tell people you're going to do something that is offensive often enough, when it actually happens, many are resigned to acceptance.

...Tree's up...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

took me a second, then Oh Happy Day.

Lenses make all the difference: All thee were taken from the same location using the same camera ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I'll never forget the lesson the head of our camera dept at the newspaper taught me. The jest of it was that the $25,000 lens on our big camera would always give a better image than the 25 cent lens on most instamatics.

Frank Zappa appearing on the Mike Douglas Show (28. October1976) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

from when it was a travesty to play prerecorded music for a performance of any kind.

Useful Idiots

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Traitors everyone!

I'll Ruin The Country First

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

He's well on his way.

True facts.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

You trying to stroke out the relatives? That will work. lol

Season’s Greetings

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

That it were so.

Why do Christians friends do this when they know I am an atheist. I hosted a neighborhood party, 17 ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I have a live and let live attitude a lot of the time

It's been a very tough and confusing year for so many of us. I found myself having to grow a whole ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I'm going to enjoy it and if cupid comes, so be it, if he doesn't, I was looking for someone before he reared his head.

Government shut down.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

It never closed, the clown is still inside.

What in the holy hell is this?

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Way too many myths in one decoration.

Happy Christmas Eve??⛄

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Or as men call it, the first day of Christmas shopping.

I hope this post won't be frowned upon too much. I'm just curious if this often happens to anyone ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Just because you are a member of a group, doesn't mean that you necessarily agree with everything in the group. Some groups require that you join in order to comment, that one comment might be the only interaction you have with that group. I joined a lot of groups when I first joined because people I followed were in that group, I've never unjoined a group, so I imagine there are more like me out there.

Why do Christians friends do this when they know I am an atheist. I hosted a neighborhood party, 17 ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I take all gifts in the spirit given. I also give gifts to far right wing relatives that fly in the face of their religion. I donate to Planned Parenthood in their names. I feel good about it and I hope that they will appreciate the irony.

You tell em, kitty!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

No, you can't hold me. That cat has some attitude.

Time spent wrapping presents...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

You are so right!

The best kind!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I've got to turn the sound off too.

So, I was searching for a meme I remembered. I like memes. They are poignant at times. First pic is ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

love #2

If you are old enough to remember were you Beatles or Stones? If you are the next generation down ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Stones, not quite as bubble gum when they first started.

This made me laugh today!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

And I bet it won't stop

How many can relate to this ? ?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

And I have the ripped shirt to prove it.

My family gatherings..

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

My family all knows 1. I'm a democrat. 2. I'm more liberal than most of them. 3. Don't get me started because I love a battle of wits with unarmed people.

That bush on fiya

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I got nothing, it's such a tragedy I'm just going to leave it

Spreading a little holiday cheer

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

someone made a boner or a mistake,

And upper back, and thighs and neck and glutes too

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Just wait, it gets worse, much worse.

How Ron thinks he looks on his big night out...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Never going to look at Ron the same again..

I'm fairly sure it's not a Pokemon, but what the hell is it?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Kiddie night at the tittie bar?

& that was the end of that!

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Probably ruined lunch for several people too.

Anti-nausea meds???

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

now that i can see clearly, I'm not sure I want to anymore.

There's a reason they call it the "boob tube"!

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Got to be a single mom, if she were with dad, he'd be there watching with Jr.

Messed up

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Welcome to: ( insert the name of the red neck state/region you like to deride)

Tit for tat...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I laughed way too hard.

Dick Cheney

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Never leave a loaded gun where the dog can get it.

he's not he knows what's going on

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Well at least we know mom is happy

Wonder what the guy in the stall is thinking.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

What better place to get into a bunch of shit?

Santa's got a new rig.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

He's a real ditch witch.

Sad but true.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

You called that one right.

Library thrillers.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Spoken like a librarian.

dick pic or dick pick?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

or if it's on the internet

Sometimes all you need is? ?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

#3 , that's my first choice.

Whoa!! Don't stop

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

You thumb sucker!

The middle of winter has long been a time of celebration around the world. Centuries before the ...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It is the beginning of winter, the end of fall, and the new year began on the spring equinox.

Happy happy joy joy, opps wrong thing.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It looks like his is doing tricks, or he has the worst curve in the world.

Part of my indoor garden

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Somebody took the stuffing out of your couch and spread it all over your yard.

Stop what??

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I can't think of anything that isn't so creepy that I want to reduce it to writing.

4th most popular religion.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It's the only one that is unchanging, and you don't have to worry about it fucking your kids.

Melania's influence?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It's better than last year's black trees in the Whitehouse.

Nobody Likes a Half Assed Jingler

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

would that be like missing a cheek or cut in half top to bottom? asking for a friend.

How much hush money to keep me off naughty list?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Billions! billions and billions

What the hell did I come up here for?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

He's only 1700 years old, how forgetful could he be.

Might stick and never come off that pole...eeeewwww

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

One of my clients is a dancer, She actually sprays the pole with disinfectant and wipes it before she dances. She's told me enough stories over the years that it keeps me far away from the clubs.

You've been toasted

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

In Trumps defense he has some trouble with new fangled inventions (steel ribbed umbrella patenter 1852) as well language,grammar, human emotions, reading, listening, compassion, pretty much anything that makes a person.

Moms not happy lol

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

She's going to be frigded