Where is all that salmon going to?

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Great ones!

Thought so, too. 😆

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

You mean it's not?

Word of the day is a reminder of 'trumperiness' (19th century): the state of being extremely showy, ...

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Trump was just the personification of the goals the republican party has had since Nixon. He did what others would not, not because they didn't want to, but because they were afraid of the ramifications.

The rats are deserting the sinking ship.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I think she finally got back for all the sexual touching trump did to her since she was a teenager.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Stephen's LIVE MONOLOGUE After The January 6th Committee ...

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Loved the Ivanka comment, bitter sweet moment for trump, she finally screwed him

Well that's a blast from the past!

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2022:

reminds me of Latin lessons.

There used to be some great contributors to this group, they posted clever and extremely funny posts...

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2022:

You have no idea how far it is to 10 if you think people are just posting to get there. try posting something funny if you want to raise the bar.

Loafers. Har Har. 😉

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2022:

I bet they cost a lot of bread.

Who is laughing now?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

You ever try to buy spare parts for their motors though?

Can't hear it when I pee doc, the p is silent.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

good chuckles.

Um, I changed my mind about the egg white omelet thanks.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Did you ever wonder if the cavemen were just letting there kids draw on the walls to keep them busy?

This is how it happened

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Not good, try again.

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

can you give a phonetic spelling, just so I'm not misunderstood?

Takeaways from Tuesday's primaries in California, Iowa and more - CNNPolitics

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

The SF DA was a far far left (actual Marxist) that refused to prosecute anyone. The democrats were just as happy to be rid of him as were the republicans.

Remind you of anyone you know of?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Probably because Grampa Munster couldn't stand to be in the same room as the slime ball on the right.

Trump demanded that Secret Service help him join march on the Capitol

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I just read this last night, I wonder if the Jan 6, is leaking some previews to hype interest. If so, it is working.

Day 1 volunteering at the animal shelter and I didn't steal any kittens.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Good for you, but there is still tomorrow.

15 "Weird Little Guys" Who Prove Cats Don't Know How To Be Normal – InspireMore

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Try Ghostery for an ad blocker, blocked all the ads on that site for me.

Who can we complain to about someone complaining about one of the nice guys on the site and calling ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

There doesn't seem to be anyone here to complain to except to point it out here in the senate.

Memphis lawmakers call to deny Trump police escort at rally over unpaid bills: ‘He’s notorious ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

About time these city governments stopped kissing his ass and covering his bills for him.

When a problem actually keeps you from trouble

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Hey there, shorty.

[wapo.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

I remember when this was first breaking, the Nixon people tried everything possible to discredit Martha, but in the end, it was Nixon and his ilk that were discredited.

Kyle Rittenhouse Lauded as Husband Material at Women's Leadership Summit

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

I would propose that he be sterilized instead.

What an AR-15 Does to a Child's Body: A Surgeon's View

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Just seeing what a bullet does to ballistic gel, when a bullet tears a rupture through it, would be enough for sane people, these gun nuts should have to attend an autopsy as part of their license requirement.

Well my friends, another change has come about in my life.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Rhonda, welcome back to Texas. I know it was a tough decision, but you'll be fine. Plus all the stuff @Pralina1 said.

Ultra MAGA Condoms. [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

What none for daddy?

I promise, it'll be fun.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

My kind of karaoke.

Look everybody, there is good news.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

Yhe answer to, for all the good the CBD did, I may as well have shoved them up my ass.

[wapo.st] A long read but full of fascinating history of Nixon and trump

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

great article.

Texas Rep.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

I hope that we vote the lot of them out in November. Although with the most recent redistricting where they added more republican safe districts and no new minority districts, it's going to be hard.

Flying kitty?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

took me a second, but good one.

This was a rather large gopher snake in my garden this morning.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Your chicks are snake magnets.

So, I did a thing yesterday. I married someone I met online. We've been dating for three years.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Congrats! Best wishes to you both.

More things that are self sown , and not planned by me are now coming into their peak.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Volunteers are great.

Yeah, mental health, that's the ticket.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

What's funny, is the only people that they don't advocate having more guns to stop the shootings are blacks.

Yeah, mental health, that's the ticket.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

I knew the Uvalde shooter wasn't white when they said that they had killed him.

It was different then

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

He said the quiet part out loud, oops.

It was disappointing

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

If you don't know by now, you may be bisexual.

Happy Sunday!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

me too to #1

I find myself wondering how a suicide or self murder as it is called in Scotland of a prominent ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Religion seldom tries to explain or justify suicide. All the rites of the churches are focused on the living.

Rice tasting different ?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

If you have cats, never leave any food uncovered or unattended.

Just a few weird things about Christofascists.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

I laugh every time one of the "god punished them" people becomes a victim of a natural disaster, Karma.

I believe it.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

And...

Working crazy for the lazy

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Lazy people find the best ways to complete jobs rather than working like crazy.

The rest of the Saturday dump. It's not what it looks like, LOL.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

cop car hits home.

It will cost a fortune...IN BED.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

some timely funny, some just funny.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO LIVE UP TO THE CONSTITUTION?

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Cure for that, DON'T lie to Congress of the FBI.

Four can fit in one car, two in the front, two in the back.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

loved grateful Ted.

Happy to share that today I received the 2022 Sexuality Educator Award from the American Association...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Congrats.

Navarro Rants About ‘Our Republic’ as Hearing on Contempt Charges Goes Off the Rails ...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

He probably can't get a council willing to present his arguments seeing the how the courts have responded to the frivolous arguments in previous cases.

It already Thursday!

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

If you fake an orgasm, he'll keep on doing it that way, You're your own worst enemy.

These are some items from the past it looks like fetishes were rather painful back then.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

That's a big NOPE!

NATO leader admits the war is about Russian concerns over NATO expansion: “President Putin ...

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

An expanded NATO would keep Putin from restoring the old Soviet Empire, that's not a bad thing.

I'd say definitely

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

They didn't kill me, but put me in the hospital twice while I was in tech school.

Never, ever put ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago. They don't put up with that there.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Keep up the good work.

you know, regardless of how you feel about the Depp/Heard trial, you have to admit this is true.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

on a pillow

Thunderstorms all day here! Sheldon the Morkie is scared of thunder, so he spent all day on my lap.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

if you have solo cups around, here's a reference

I have a therapy for you

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

It's scary to lots of people, too. It's best done when you are by yourself.

I really thought they'd pick me this time, but no.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

quite a good collection.

Oops should be more careful

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

cheap thrills.

Sarah Palin's former in-laws are supporting her main Republican opponent Nick Begich in the upcoming...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

Those that know her best, like her least.

Perhaps I need a new hobby.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

That's what he gets for standing behind you.

Narcissistic memorial day.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

Time that he joined them.

There is an element of truth there... or is there? I take it with a pinch of salt. 😆

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

Was the chemistry right?

It's a quick and easy read. Makes sense, too.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

But then they make eye contact and it's on.

I'm late tonight!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Late, but still funny

Racial Hatred is not a new thing.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

They were late to the game, but Oklahomans caught up to Mississippi and Alabama in one night.

The Worlds Most Disgusting thing!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

great minds think alike, I just post that elsewhere.

Ive been trying to grow peppers indoors for about a year and finally i have 2

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Have you been starting from seed or plants?

How is your garden coming along?

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

My tomatoes are already producing and are growing, my eggplant has set fruit, my basil is ready to be plucked, my okra is about a foot tall, my blackberries are finishing and putting out next years growth, my peppers are getting picked. Almost everything is in containers because of the soil on this hill.

It became his job

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Can you say "fried chicken"?

Bad sign at best

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

That is the "Oh shit light".

A Conspiracy Theory?

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Foreshadowed the 1993 attack The mastermind of the attack—Ramzi Ahmed Yousef—remained at large until February 1995, when he was arrested in Pakistan. He had previously been in the Philippines, and in a computer he left there were found terrorist plans that included a plot to kill Pope John Paul II and a plan to bomb 15 American airliners in 48 hours. On the flight back to the United States, Yousef reportedly admitted to a Secret Service agent that he had directed the Trade Center attack from the beginning and even claimed to have set the fuse that exploded the 1,200-pound bomb. His only regret, the agent quoted Yousef saying, was that the 110-story tower did not collapse into its twin as planned—a catastrophe that would have caused thousands of deaths. more here https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/world-trade-center-bombed

This needs to be done

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

who gives a fuck? lol

Just in case you run out there is instant. This is an actual item that can be ordered on Amazon.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

great pre-wet underpants for when you just want to sit around developing diaper rash.

Never trust recruiters

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

They are salesmen, and salesmen will say whatever it takes to make the sale, after that, it's management's problem.

A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Well she finally let the man finish.

Call the cardiologist

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

yuck, cheese.

Try B, C and D for their durability to see if any of them is good enough as a lightsaber. 😆

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Yes

If you can read this, we can be friends.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

all I can figure out is Love Shaq x2

I'll tell you what you can do with yer colonoscopy....

glennlab comments on May 29, 2022:

I seen the free range cats revel in my catnip patch, I didn't know they had a group.

My first born , diva / primadona / asshole 1 / mr Marcello , turned 13 yesterday .

glennlab comments on May 29, 2022:

You're a good mama.

Arming teachers! There seems to be a level of utter stupidity in POTUS45 that is simply ...

glennlab comments on May 29, 2022:

They don't trust them enough to let them decide what to teach, but they want to trust their judgment on who to kill. Unless they are willing to pay them a police officers salary as well as a teachers salary they need to STFU.

In case I haven't convinced you to go vegetarian.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

mmm tender

In case you have not seen a cock in a while, here is a mean one

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

a few more

Pretty much sums up my feelings today.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

same

I thought I looked ok....

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

You look fine (if that was the look you were trying for)

Are you wondering ?

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

Who cares, it's all green.

21 dead in Texas 19 of them children while cops hid in the halls for an hour listening to the shots ...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

Texas DPS officers make in excess of $100,000 per year on average. Military non coms make less than $30.000 per year. If the DPS officers are too afraid to challenge an armed gunman, we need to reduce their salaries below a high school graduate with only a high school diploma receives since they are not willing to place themselves in danger.

Get to know

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

mainly assholes

How much do the religious really trust in their thoughts and prayers?

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

Just do your fucking job.

Yeah, if u don't know the answer, that's a problem.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2022:

???

[aol.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2022:

Can anyone say perjury? you know he has to lie if his lips are moving,

([https] Top administrative leaders for the Southern Baptist Convention, the largest Protestant ...

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

After reading several articles on this subject, I was a little disappointed in what was actually being done. The list only covers the last 20 years, The leadership has no plans to do anymore than release the list and have the convention decide what action they wish to take with no recommendation. They are redacting an unknown number of names for lack of published evidence. The two people that were responsible for the list, one retired, and one was the whistleblower that let it leak that the list existed or they would have continued to deny their ability to even have a list. They have no plan going forward and are sticking to it.

Christian predator Josh Duggar sentenced to over 12 years in federal prison

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

Federal prison, so no parole.

[aol.

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

The wheels of justice turn slowly when they turn at all. (for the wealthy at least)

Unfavorite topic of Jesus

glennlab comments on May 26, 2022:

Hey Jesus we're short on nails, can you cross your legs.. unknown Roman soldier

It's been a long day! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 25, 2022:

had me rolling.

It's Monday! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 23, 2022:

great

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2022:

welcome comedic relief