Any one else good at plumbing?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2021:

In the time before headshops were widely available, hardware stores were the go to to get supplies. The variations were myriad, some were almost works of art!

glennlab replies on Mar 19, 2021:

We had a hardware store in the 60s, the 6 inch flex gas pipe was hard as hell to keep in stock

That's my boy!

waitingforgodo comments on Mar 18, 2021:

And a sex-change?

glennlab replies on Mar 18, 2021:

Dogs are all boys, and cats are all girls lol

Get your minds out of the gutter. LOL

ZantiMisfit comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I wondering in what time were titles like these innocent?

glennlab replies on Mar 18, 2021:

never

one to watch out for @maggie13 claims to be from Boys Ranch TX, that is a home for wayward boys.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Maybe she's a counselor and just doesn't have time to write her bio? LOL

glennlab replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy She left quickly, I think she probably thought her game wouldn't play here. "she" had joined my groups, so my standard is to review the profile, she stuck out like a sore thumb.

one to watch out for @maggie13 claims to be from Boys Ranch TX, that is a home for wayward boys.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Maybe she's a counselor and just doesn't have time to write her bio? LOL

glennlab replies on Mar 16, 2021:

with that pic? It looks like with a little help, she can stand up.

Who would think that if you degrade over 50 % of the population and dis the military and deny the ...

TomMcGiverin comments on Mar 16, 2021:

I have always fantasized about getting the chance to land some verbal licks on asshole Repubs in public, but upon sober reflection, I realize how limited the actual situations might be even if I encountered them at a restaurant. First off, I would undoubtedly get thrown out, permanently banned from ...

glennlab replies on Mar 16, 2021:

Verbal, is almost always OK as long as you don't threaten them. Physical is never OK unless you have been touched

Please, Please Please!!!

Matias comments on Mar 15, 2021:

What´s the difference? Motivated reasoning reigns supreme

glennlab replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@Matias In My definmitopn it does, my post, my definitions.

The Seeds - Pushin' Too Hard [youtube.com]

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Another one I know, but never knew who did it. Thanks.

glennlab replies on Mar 15, 2021:

sxame here

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

$19 slice NY $19 whole pie Chicago

glennlab replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@zeuser Have you bought one in NY or Las Vegas, that's the crap in the window price.

Contemplations for a Monday

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 15, 2021:

My dog would bring back the ball a few times, and then lay down in the yard with his chin on the ball. He was done running, just done. And he was a purebred golden retriever.

glennlab replies on Mar 15, 2021:

My afgan was 2 retrieves, then under the house to attempt to chew said ball into nothingness,

Who would think that if you degrade over 50 % of the population and dis the military and deny the ...

AnneWimsey comments on Mar 15, 2021:

How long is the line? I'll bring snacks!

glennlab replies on Mar 15, 2021:

He reminds me of the slob from Arkansas who complained that she couldn't go out in public without being ridiculed for being a liar.

Please, Please Please!!!

Matias comments on Mar 15, 2021:

What´s the difference? Motivated reasoning reigns supreme

glennlab replies on Mar 15, 2021:

The difference is everyone can have their own opinion, No one is entitled to their own facts.

There may have been a time when it was reasonable, but why now?

nicknotes comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I would like Daylight Savings Time all year round.

glennlab replies on Mar 15, 2021:

same here

I think I need this this morning

Robecology comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Coffee with MILK or CREAMER in it? That's for the pansies....Us "Murikan" men like it black...er...dark.

glennlab replies on Mar 15, 2021:

I hadn 't even noticed that, I was wondering about another pound or two of bacon.

For every caution on a label, some idiot had to do it first and now everyone on the shallow end of ...

1950debris comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Are you sure they read the instructions?

glennlab replies on Mar 14, 2021:

Nope, except to get ideas

I think I need this this morning

Moravian comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Where are the pancakes and maple syrup

glennlab replies on Mar 14, 2021:

That would be Canadian lol

Seems like a recurring nightmare.

silverotter11 comments on Mar 12, 2021:

It would be funny if it were not so harmful to American democracy and the citizens of not just America but the world.

glennlab replies on Mar 12, 2021:

We laugh because we are all cried out

Seems like a recurring nightmare.

Redheadedgammy comments on Mar 12, 2021:

This might be a good way to explain what the parties do for the people when trying to talk with a repub/trump supporter! 😎 LOL

glennlab replies on Mar 12, 2021:

I really like the visual presentation.

A head's up would have been nice!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 11, 2021:

What the hell is that word salad in the response?

glennlab replies on Mar 11, 2021:

what Bill said.

I spent some time in my yard today and confirmed something I thought I noticed earlier - several of ...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Don't trim anything for another couple of weeks, there is a lot of superficial damage that will simply fall off and new leaves will sprout. I have to keep my pruning shears locked up right now. If it is dead, letting it stay will not make it any deader, if it is just damaged, cutting may expose it...

glennlab replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@RussRAB I has been at least 20 years since we have experienced this level of cold here, coupled with the duration, it hjas been over 40. So the damage will be worse than many have seen before. The things that survived will be the best plants to keep around.

For all you ancient music fans out there. Are you a true Beatles fan?

WhiskeyEight comments on Mar 5, 2021:

#glennlab I think someone has taken "The Last Train to Clarksville"

glennlab replies on Mar 5, 2021:

I'll be there by 4:30

Only in Texas We are an example of what deregulation and the "free" market will get you

BitFlipper comments on Mar 4, 2021:

And then it will be no seat belts, no vehicle inspections, and no speed limits.

glennlab replies on Mar 5, 2021:

The state makes money off the inspections, and tickets, so I doubt they will stop them

Only in Texas We are an example of what deregulation and the "free" market will get you

barjoe comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I've been to Texas. People there think it's the greatest place. They killed President Kennedy. It's all gone downhill from there.

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@AnneWimsey I have to agree with you on that.

For all you ancient music fans out there. Are you a true Beatles fan?

jdubose comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Hey Jude. Those are Monkeys.

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

Yes, they are

A simple thought.

tinkercreek comments on Mar 4, 2021:

And sometimes that is NOT what you thought you were getting to!

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

I have an elborate tapestry next to my hot tub, this meme made me think about how many different things i have found in it over the past few months. There are so many things hidden and discoveries to be made.

Not only do I remember it, I remember all the times I got lost hunting for the gas filler on an ...

tinkercreek comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Ignorant Oregonian here, who never has had to pump my own gasoline!

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

It always amazed me that gas was cheaper in Oregon than Washington. Washington was self serve and oregon had someone pumping it for you. kind of destroyed the discount for less service idea.

For all you ancient music fans out there. Are you a true Beatles fan?

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Let it Be is a good Beatles song. This is a picture of The Monkees and I loved Daydream Believer. Bohemian Rhapsody is from Queen.

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

correct, correct and correct

How's Biden doing?

jnllhnry comments on Feb 27, 2021:

He (and most politicians in Washington DC) is a puppet for the CCP's murderous regime and elite corporate globalist and anyone who supports in aspect of their agenda is a useful idiot.

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@jnllhnry arte you allowed out in piblic, or do they keep you in the rubber room?

Only in Texas We are an example of what deregulation and the "free" market will get you

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Texas, please secede! You’ve been threatening for years! Now is the time!

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@Killtheskyfairy I agree and we damned near fired fleddy teddy 2 years ago. The fact that the gov is elected in off year elections plays almost as heavy as gerrymandering. No real excuse except is is damned hard to get out the vote when the primaries allow cross over voting so that the republicans get to pick the democratic challenger. I have tons of voter stories that make me want to rip my hair out.

Only in Texas We are an example of what deregulation and the "free" market will get you

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Texas, please secede! You’ve been threatening for years! Now is the time!

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

Just like New York, we have ourt share of kooks, ours just keep getting elected, the carziest being elected in the most gerrymandered districts. But much like Florida and California as we add more and more people, the idiots are more visible.

Only in Texas We are an example of what deregulation and the "free" market will get you

barjoe comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I've been to Texas. People there think it's the greatest place. They killed President Kennedy. It's all gone downhill from there.

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

It was not a collective effort.

Temper your honesty with a bit of mercy

racocn8 comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Except that when seeking to discourage delusional thinking held by people hostile to ones own belief system, not many tools exist. Satire is one of the more powerful and is appropriate. People who degrade themselves with lies, AND are not interested in the real truth, or in getting psychiatric ...

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

I assume you are talking about the religious, who happen to be in power. How would they not be fair game for satire?

Temper your honesty with a bit of mercy

bookofmorons comments on Mar 4, 2021:

does Ted Cruz count?

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

He's a bully and in power, so Fleddy Teddy is fair game.

Interpersonal communications tips

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I don’t understand why just walking away wouldn’t work better?👩🏼‍🏫

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

they might follow and contiue talking.

Who has seen one of these lately?

RussRAB comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Well, I never needed one.

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

-+me either

I normally am very law abiding, but...

morlll comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Has it got a radio?

glennlab replies on Mar 4, 2021:

that will slow you down 3 mph

How was your weekend without having to worry about what idiotic BS came out of the orange asshole?

freeofgod comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I felt like a hundred pound weight was lifted the minute Biden was sworn in :)

glennlab replies on Mar 3, 2021:

You and me both

How about a happy house

Willow_Wisp comments on Mar 2, 2021:

That's not happy, that's stoned AF.

glennlab replies on Mar 2, 2021:

that's what I saw too

Varied Thrush, one of my favorite birds, I find woodland hues have a elegant subtlety more handsome ...

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2021:

The cedar waxwings are in my yard today. They are intent on stripping every berry off every plant, so far they have gotten the chinese photinia, hackberries, privetts, holy, and are finishing the mexican fan palm.

glennlab replies on Mar 2, 2021:

@Buttercup I counted 40 on my mexican fan palm this morning , but I seen hundreds on my chinese photinia ( bigger tree and lots more berries that are not as compact as the palm. They are prepping for their trip north for breeding.

I'm a casual gardener: I mostly plant what I like when I have the chance to take care of it.

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2021:

I managed to overwinter some pequin pepper plants that I am slowly starting to harden , you're welcome to one if you'd like.

glennlab replies on Mar 2, 2021:

@Lauren It looks like I'll be doing it sooner rather than later, the last couple days have shown a lot more damage than I thought, the leaves are still pungent though.

I'm a casual gardener: I mostly plant what I like when I have the chance to take care of it.

glennlab comments on Mar 1, 2021:

I managed to overwinter some pequin pepper plants that I am slowly starting to harden , you're welcome to one if you'd like.

glennlab replies on Mar 1, 2021:

@Lauren It had some freeze damage, but it looks like it is trying to put out blooms. I need to do a major trim on it this year to kind of shape it up, so if you need any rosemary, it's free for the asking. I made almost 2,5 quarts of hot sauce from one plant last year, but it is way too hot for me. It is a pretty plant and a perennial.

I have to admit, it took me a second.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Yep, but someone will still bitch, nevertheless. (I so do hope the Snowflake level has lessened!)

glennlab replies on Mar 1, 2021:

It varies.

Market testing currently under way

johnnyrobish comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I guess not everyone is a fan of baked beans and hot dogs Glenn!

glennlab replies on Mar 1, 2021:

How about pickled eggs and fried onions?

Market testing currently under way

phxbillcee comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Had to do the laughing tear emoji, 'cause...

glennlab replies on Mar 1, 2021:

It is so good to see yopu back, you have been missed.

How's Biden doing?

jnllhnry comments on Feb 27, 2021:

He (and most politicians in Washington DC) is a puppet for the CCP's murderous regime and elite corporate globalist and anyone who supports in aspect of their agenda is a useful idiot.

glennlab replies on Mar 1, 2021:

What the fuck is the CCP and who is it's head?

Every year the cedar wax wings invade my yard, the day before the chinese photina was covered in ...

tinkercreek comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Wow, quite a feast! We don't have waxwings here & I've never seen them, but they look beautiful .

glennlab replies on Mar 1, 2021:

a few closeups

I need your clothes......

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

terminator meets predator?

glennlab replies on Feb 28, 2021:

@Heather2367 Thank you, it is a poor comic that can't spot a lay down.

There is a lot of truth there

Theresa_N comments on Feb 28, 2021:

If it barks, yes, if it purrs maybe.

glennlab replies on Feb 28, 2021:

I've had 2 attack cats, one would go out searching for dogs to beat up. The calls I got from my neighbors were pure gold.

Now another right wing-nut Repug shows up with her favorite quote for her Big Boy: 'Hitler was ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Not everyone is thriilled https://www.alternativelyfacts.com/ivanka-trump-org/ Ivanka Really Not Looking Forward to Sleeping Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

glennlab replies on Feb 28, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy so many double meanings all through the piece.

How many cats does it take to become an official cat lady?

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2021:

My roommate had 12 before I started taking them to get fixed

glennlab replies on Feb 28, 2021:

@FrayedBear with their permission, all of them

More from Trump tax returns

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2021:

I would hate to be an accountant working for Mazars USA. They will be forever tarnished by this relationship. Probably a few CPAs losing licenses

glennlab replies on Feb 28, 2021:

@Lavergne It is not that so much as the fact that they were willing to knowing falsify records a violation of AICPA standards. The rank and file will be OK, but it will take several years to get back to their current level of earnings, those that are partners could be on the hook financially for any fines and may lose their CPA/CMA certifications. It has happened before and one reason the big 8 is now the big 3

Every year the cedar wax wings invade my yard, the day before the chinese photina was covered in ...

Mooolah comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Can you believe it. Cedar wax wings were here Jan-Feb along with a flicker, red winged black birds, & 20 robins. Earlier every year. The migration is always exciting for us birders.

glennlab replies on Feb 28, 2021:

The finches were here before the freeze, I have year round cardinals and bluejays. The whitewing doves nest here now, I have had 3 people ask me what the flocks of robins were, they don't normally see them in flocks here. Birders do have a good time in the spring and fall here,

Golden Donald Trump Effigy Seen at CPAC Was Made in Mexico

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

How many people do you think looked to see if the little golden guy had any balls.

glennlab replies on Feb 28, 2021:

I'm going to venture that it has none, but they will pretend they're as big as basketballs.

I had my first shot yesterday, I went to bed early, I woke up this morning with a low grade fever, ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Hope your feeling better!

glennlab replies on Feb 27, 2021:

It has been getting better, tomorrow will tell. A few short naps and several trips to the hot tub have really helped.

How many cats does it take to become an official cat lady?

glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2021:

My roommate had 12 before I started taking them to get fixed

glennlab replies on Feb 27, 2021:

@AnneWimsey they weren't my cats, and to be honest they really weren't his either. i had to talk to the neighbors to see if it was OK. Once I determined that some belonged to my next door neighbor and some were just feral, I started taking them in 2 at a time.

I had my first shot yesterday, I went to bed early, I woke up this morning with a low grade fever, ...

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Fever is quite tough. Which vaccine did you get?

glennlab replies on Feb 27, 2021:

moderna, I already had covid, so my reaction could have been worse because of that.

Follow me for more helpful hints

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 26, 2021:

True story, my ex husband burned off his eyebrows while grilling the turkey for thanksgiving on the barbie. He came in the house and there were gray smudges where his eyebrows should’ve been.

glennlab replies on Feb 26, 2021:

I had a friend that burned down his garage deep frying a frozen turkey, cooking can lead to interesting stories.

Seems like a fun project for Easter morning right as the churches are letting out

RussRAB comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Which church should we target? How about the one where Rev. Jeffress preaches?

glennlab replies on Feb 25, 2021:

The logistics of that one are a little much, it is a downtown chruch with no exposed central parking, and very tall buildings surrounding it, but I like your spirit.

Manhattan district attorney has obtained Trumps tax returns

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Any bets on how long before he decides to leave Florida and visit his foreign properties?

glennlab replies on Feb 25, 2021:

@BufftonBeotch there's still Turkey

Just one more comment

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Congrats

glennlab replies on Feb 25, 2021:

@Word I think they ran out of the t shirts

One of the great pleasures growing up was when we or one of the neighbors got a load of sand, dirt, ...

Normanbites comments on Feb 25, 2021:

I think I grew up in a less sane area. We would wait until the city spread fresh gravel in the road. We would play IN THE ROAD .... even after they oiled down the gravel with (probably dioxin saturated) oil, we would be playing in the gravel in the road until the mud eventually ate it.

glennlab replies on Feb 25, 2021:

They used a lot of recovered motor oil for roads up until they realized how much heavy metal was being leached out.

I'd worship me.

St-Sinner comments on Feb 24, 2021:

It has been going on for 2,000 years

glennlab replies on Feb 24, 2021:

@Diogenes 2500 years ago they believed the earth was roung and by 240 BCE had calculated the circumference https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/200606/history.cfm

Fun with Physics

glennlab comments on Feb 23, 2021:

that's just mean, I'll file it away for later use.

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@Hathacat Not yet, but they are in negotiations.

The pinata shop in my neighborhood is always out front with new bash them up toys.

mcgeo52 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Where in Dallas is this?

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@mcgeo52 My son went to LO Donald, then magnet schools. I live right across from Martin Weise Park. Small world

The pinata shop in my neighborhood is always out front with new bash them up toys.

mcgeo52 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Where in Dallas is this?

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2021:

Oak cliff on Jefferson Blvd

I'm not going to grow up and you can't make me

AnneWimsey comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Darn tootin'!

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

I was always told that if you don't grow up by 60, you don't have to.

The pinata shop in my neighborhood is always out front with new bash them up toys.

HippieChick58 comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Not fat enough for Teddy boi, but I like it!

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

When they first did trumpo, in early 2016, it was not nearly as good as they got later on. I have to give them kudos for being cutting edge and turning them out so quickly.

A.C.s seasonal recipe for people of good taste, enjoy! :-)

glennlab comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Can we substitute vodka for gin, the coriander in gin tastes like soap.

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

@AnneWimsey For about 3 % of the population, corriander and celantro (seed/leaf) tastes like soap'.

New Mexico Governor Michelle Grisham article in the news today.

glennlab comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Over half of the money was spent for staff meals when they were required to be at work to keep from external covid exposure. This was a hatchet job by fox and other right wing outlets.

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2021:

@OldGoat43 The booze repotedly is still unopened and w2as bought for a party. If I was gov of NM I would probably drink too.

For many here in Texas, the worst will be the dealing with the aftermath, I was lucky and I hope ...

freeofgod comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Yesterday was the first day Ky got above freezing. Our temps have been in the single digits every night for the past 8 days, wind chill well below zero and the clouds didn't break. We are covered in ice and snow. Luckily there were very few power outages. The sun is out and the temps are ...

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

I hope you are doing better, we're up into the 60s today

Perhaps ketchup would work better?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

I want to see the face of who eats one. Although, much of the plant can be eaten at some times - I've read that and dont know parts or when in season.

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

see above

Perhaps ketchup would work better?

AnneWimsey comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Lol! The roots are edible! The tops used to be used to stuff life preservers or comforters

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

The new shoots taste like asparagus, the tubers need to be really young or they are too tough, the tubers also require double boiling, the first one removes the build up of iodine.

Big horn sheep taken at Willow Beach, Az just down the Colorado river from Hoover Dam

bobwjr comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Nice shots

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

Thank you

Big horn sheep taken at Willow Beach, Az just down the Colorado river from Hoover Dam

RoyMillar comments on Feb 21, 2021:

love seeing animals in the wild

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

the zoom lens makes those long shots pop

Big horn sheep taken at Willow Beach, Az just down the Colorado river from Hoover Dam

Boomtarat03 comments on Feb 21, 2021:

The pic from number 3️⃣ for me 💛

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2021:

They were more interested in each other than worried about me

A little pastry humor

FrayedBear comments on Feb 20, 2021:

More American humour? I have to ask because it is unclear.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

dingdong and ho hos, what do you call your willy and hookers downunder

For many here in Texas, the worst will be the dealing with the aftermath, I was lucky and I hope ...

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 20, 2021:

So we went from blaming Green New Deal to blaming Elsa, a cartoon character? Sounds like Texas, the failed fascist state!

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

Trump Jr tried to blame Ann Richards and she's been dead since 2006.

Any other young aspiring pervs buy these, back in the day it was usually 6 to 8 weeks for delivery,...

glennlab comments on Feb 20, 2021:

Right next to the submarine ads.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

@Buttercup readin comic book ads taught me to always read the entire thing and not assume that it was a misprint or spelling error.. Saw a great ad for an " powered outdoor boat " one time, fine print said not pictured. You also had to provide your own paddles for power.

Snowflake, Lying Ted's dog was reportedly left in his house without power or heat while Ted Fled to ...

Budgie comments on Feb 20, 2021:

Why is this animal abuser even allowed near animals. This is the #@$%&$%^&#$% who tied his dog to a roof rack if I remember correctly. He should be made to suffer the same fate as his dog. Poor thing.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

that was Mitt Romney with the roodtop dog.

Been there before

Pralina1 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Omfg Glenn , u made my evening ✌🏻 I can use this . Will print and include w gift cards to my work kids . This is soooo accurate , this is hilarious to me 🙌😂🦇 I will had lost my position many years ago if not for these cats ♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2021:

Glad to be of service

Who done it best

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I think it was a tie.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

I think that's his tail lol

Life by the numbers

St-Sinner comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Ha... Ha.. Love it

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@St-Sinner It looks better, I've got a few thousand saved.

Doesn't seem fair does it?

Alienbeing comments on Feb 17, 2021:

McDonalds was never intended to be a career.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@Alienbeing So it is only a career if youi say it is, I wish I was smart enough to determine what everybody should do with their lives.

Lil Teddy is going to replace trumple thin skin for a minute

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Aw! He was just trying to be a good dad!

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

I know, just trying to get them to a place with running water, electricty, and heat. I mean what dad wouldn't so that right before he threw them under the bus?

Life by the numbers

St-Sinner comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Ha... Ha.. Love it

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

At least when you steal a meme, you upgrade it.

Teddy is my senator and people are pissed

Deb57 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I hope they remember this.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Me too, but I am very aware of the short memory span in Texas. He is proof that the entire system has degraded from 20+ years of conservative leadership

From 1967, in case you have forgotten

LenHazell53 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

The Birth of Homer Simpson?

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

reference to "for what it is worth" by buffalo springfield

From 1967, in case you have forgotten

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Love it. Hope you are staying warm Glenn. Saw your senator not only went to Cancun, but also left his dog behind in the cold. I can sum up Cruz's stupid from one of his statements - he said he would argue that the Godfather part III was the best movie of the trilogy. Enough said, and no politics ...

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

It has finally gotten above freezing here, I was one of the lucky ones for a lot of reasons out of my control and a few that were me being prepared just in case. My ex and my son also fared well. Over the next week, I'll be getting back the equipment that I loaned out to my less prepared friends,

Deep thoughts for a Friday

RussRAB comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Aren't snails and slugs hermaphrodites? 😉

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Yes they are, so he screwed himself.

Teddy is my senator and people are pissed

barjoe comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Ted Cruz is getting run through the gauntlet.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

unfortunately, he'll probably recover.

Sometimes you just have to rearrange a MF

bookofmorons comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Himalayan salt crystals?

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

That would sting, lol

To the best of your knowledge, are your local churches sheltering people during inclement weather?

Lauren comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Four "warming shelters" were opened in my city on Monday for anyone who didn't have electricity. They were able to stay there until Thursday night. If the power is still off for so many (as it still is), they may extend it. Two of the four shelters are in churches. I don't know about the other ...

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@Lauren No their water line is on the next street over. They just replaced my water mains about 10 years ago and are doing the ones starting 2 blocks south of me now.

Finally found an excellent description of him

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

I’m always surprised that this weasel had such a stellar academic history but used it to become a monster.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

His intellegence is the only thing that has never been called into question. Judgement, loyalty, spine, compassion, honesty, but not his intelligence.

Want some chilli?

tinkercreek comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Incredibly gross, and amazingly funny!!

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Thank you

It's all about placement

glennlab comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I'm going to be king of that tribe.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@AnneWimsey You're welcome

It's all about placement

glennlab comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I'm going to be king of that tribe.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2021:

@AnneWimsey I'll settle for the roast gnu

Thought I should keep you updated

RussRAB comments on Feb 18, 2021:

And, what did you have for dinner that night? 😃

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

The before pics.

Can you find them

mistymoon77 comments on Feb 18, 2021:

That is fine looking cock indeed!

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

How about an award winning big black cock?

Excuse me, I believe you have mistaken me for someone that gives a damn.

mistymoon77 comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I like your style.. might have to steal that one..

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

Feel free

Not my photo, not good photography but I wanted to show y'all the MONSTER that I have been telling ...

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2021:

I feed the doves since the hawks need to eat too.

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@Heidi68 Tiny dogs can be seen as prey by lots of predators. I know you love your mops with legs, they are cuties. We have coyotes in the neighborhood , they nearly wiped out the feral cats I was feeding.