A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish?

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Law of unintended consequences.

Time to reboot.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

good ones

Seems popular

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Their eyes are bigger than anywhere that is going to fit.

My wedding invitations arrived today and I"m squeeing like a fucking 8th grader.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

great

Looking for friends

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Welcome

If you feel the need to have your eyes ripped from your skull I understand but still posting this

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

you are cruel, picking on two handicaped people like that.

Whimsical musings . . . 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Loved it

I've been away. Did I miss anything?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Welcome back, we look forward to more interaction.

He’s in for an education.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

lessons to be learned.

Never trust autocratic too much

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I have never told anyone to duck themselves.

So true, so true!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

smells a little musty?

Sez it all!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

at least it has 4 wheels.

Welcome to Arkansas!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Arkansas may be backward, but they do have tons of pretty rocks.

Efficient and Cost Saving

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

they are nothing if not resourceful.

Revenge for throwing fake sticks.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

what goes around, comes around, sorry granny

Works great!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

white guy joke

I thought this was where they teach you to dip.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2022:

good ones

Mom, can I play outside today, pleeeeease!😻

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2022:

get'em tiger

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Happy kitty

Something for everybody. :)

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

good ones, esp LSD

Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Poor koala is scarred for life.

Who can identify this fine little fellow?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

5 0f 9, 7 of 9's younger brother

A few pictures from the Great Northern Peninsula on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. Summer 2021.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

beautiful

This is an old one.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

good one

I should have planned this out better.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Eyes were bigger than your belly should have been.

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

I like her

Remember when.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

And people complained that they didn't want a color TV because the "normal" programs would look green.

Bad idea...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Normally not one to judge, but that is sick.

Glennlab, MichelleGar, and MaryChristmas mining for memes. Thanks guys!

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

You peeked

Rep.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Bet her Prince of Peace's Birthday celebration went off with a bang.

I'm having a bit of a hard time navigating this app.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Welcome

Saturday night! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I need that last one so bad.

Treat your ass nice

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

If you need that, change your diet.

President doesn’t have to release the strategic wind reserves…

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Believe it or not, Texas leads the nation in wind energy and is expanding it at a fantastic rate.

Oopsies! That wasn’t planned!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Lost his head over being knighted

Seems accurate…

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Well that settles that.

Ok my spouse and I have gone completely off the deep end… We are restoring a 1966 ChrisCraft ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

That is going to be lots of fun when you're done.

I want an explanation…

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

When pharma pays for your election, you vote in lockstep with them.

Three things done really well...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

redistributes the wealth from the followers to the leaders.

Buying pet food for monty

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I feed the doves, because the hawks need to eat.

amen lord god

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

???

Sorry kids, but it looks like a pretty bleak Easter this year...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Guess that's better than telling them he got Covid

A short fable for modern times, as told to me by a buddy.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I did not see that coming

Because it's Friday, another meme dump! Cheer's!!! 🍻🍾🥂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

you done good.

Ah, to be old and wise is a wonderful thing! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

gently pluck her off.

Trae "Fucking do something." [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Love you like chicken

Hey, wait a minute!

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

It's a psychic's book.

Ukraine Strikes Fuel Depot Inside Russia | Washington Examiner

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

From reading the BBCs account of this, there are still a lot of questions about this and the ammo dump explosion. It very well have been just shitty safety practices at both locations. If Ukraine did it, I'm glad, if the Russians did it aw shucks, you blew up your own shit.

Wrapping up the week.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

really loved the work/drugs one.

Boy, times have sure changed!

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Amazing how quickly words change.

Irish wrishhwashh.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

St patty's day special.

My NEW favorite store...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Now there's a store to frequent.

Be careful who you talk about.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

turnabout is fair play.

Ah, the memories...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

and it was always 95 degrees and 100% humidity.

We don't talk about Lindsey, no no...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

lol

Sounds effective

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

It beats telling them to have sex in a way that is anatomically impossible .

Don,t need that love

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

How long can you tread water?

Well did you

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Maaaaaybeeee

Hello everyone, I am excited to announce the arrival of my great granddaughter Ruby Louise.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Congrats.

The Oscar for best slap..er actor goes to...

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Chris Rock should be paying Smith a royalty each time he sells out a show, That slap revitalized his career.

And starring a bunch of third rate actors 😵‍💫

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2022:

The Chinese curse, May you live in interesting times.

Sick of this shit!

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Nice ones

Well the weather is a funny thing, is it not ?

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2022:

that'll teach you not to brag.

I was there ...every Saturday morning.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2022:

same

Will & Chris can work their own shit out, but I do find this funny 🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

The slap that keeps on getting funnier everyday.

Gas prices are very high overseas.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

When I was in Belize, it was over $10 a gallon 3 years ago.

The REAL smackdown seen round the world..

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

I've been trying to think of a title to that one. Yours is great.

Yeah JC, who?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

I love you so much, I'll punish you forever for just being human.

He said the quiet part out loud

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

It's like when someone forgets the lie they have been telling and spits out the truth by mistake.

Patrick Kearney is a band director in Iowa.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Tucky's going to need a big bandage to cover that wound.

Florida = Civilized?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

I don't care if you want hot dogs on your pizza, as long as you don't expect me to eat it.

Titter ye not

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

aren't we all?

Did you hear Trump hit a hole in one.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

hole in one on a par 3 and only took six strokes. Trump discover the best way to improve his golf score was a pencil with an eraser.

The only GOP winning formula!!

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

nails it perfectly

Trailer from the latest Jaws film

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Nothing worst than fake meat.

Does it seem strange that all of the searches to find intelligent live look away from earth?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

No sense in wasting effort.

11 Myths And Misconceptions About Cannabis This article was originally published on Askgrowers and...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2022:

good read.

Some bad choices on display in today's batch.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2022:

good ones

Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns Pete Buttigieg and Husband ‘Stay Out of Girls Bathrooms’ ...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2022:

She uses the trolls bathroom.

Boy, I loved our Nintendo!

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I used to play pong with my ex wife. My son and I bonded over the early video games, Now he's way better than me and thinks my games are weak.

Why no sanctions on the US? [quora.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2022:

The reason the US did not get sanctions is that we got UN approval and had allied forces going in with us. What Bush did was despicable, it was a war crime in my opinion, but the nations of the world agreed to allow it to happen and many provided support.

If you don't like what someone says just do something about it. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2022:

For a little perspective...

Just found atheism on twitter...and a whole new bunch of memes! Enjoy! copy! Share!

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2022:

good set

If you don't like what someone says just do something about it. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Well, Will Smith is no Ted Cruz, but it was a bit much.

Who is with me?

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2022:

too much lettuce

My Sunday meme dump! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2022:

Good ones. lol

Explains quite a bit...

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2022:

It's the reason for so many prison converts.

I think it’s a monoscuit?

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2022:

chow time

Workin' up a sweat!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2022:

And i do it well.

Or as a warning to kids

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2022:

How about crabs?

I do like those footlongs though.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2022:

You need to know you audience.

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, ...

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2022:

loved it

A little light reading.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Well, what the fuckery?

Yeah!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2022:

He left too much on the roll

Saturday nap time!!!! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2022:

good ones

An useful advice is a good advice

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2022:

lol

That's your man

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2022:

That's how trump gets Melania wet.

Communication is key

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2022:

You answered too quick.

Franchise exec’s idea to lower restaurant pay gets harsh rebuke: from public, company

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2022:

When I was working for a church run organization, that was the second in command's attitude.

Im thinking Zoloft & nerve pills too

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I use much heavier duty meds, so I'd be a walking schedule II table.