Short Term Career

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Kiss of death if yu ever want to work anywhere but fox noise.

Someone lost that job

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

come on, clean it up.

Changing times

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I "ll take 2008 please.

Look, they work!

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

better than the condom company.

If your conscious & you know it clap your hands...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

actually full circle, first gods were the sun.

abuse, for sure!

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

So, it's not just the priests and ministers we have to worry about, it's the Sunday School teachers too.

Oh, the good old days...............

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

better than calling her "busted condom."

An hour spent digging and then pulling burlap & plastic twine off the root ball. Then separating ...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What type of tree?

Satan Music

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

That would be Satin music.

My problem with this religion issue is how we have to choose which team to root for or should I say ...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

We always chose what "team" to root for, it is part of being human and tribal. If you are uncomfortable with the team, find one you are comfortable with, even if it means just watching, you still chose not to chose.

For the most part I pass

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Me either, afraid they might steal me blind and then claim they never saw a thing.

Hello, have a rant, well maybe not a rant exactly. Tuesday night some creep walked into my carport ...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Sorry to hear about it. Did you report it? If it is a druggie problem, it is likely to get worse if they don't get caught, if it's kids they need to learn a lesson.

Makes sense.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Oh, Oh, bad.

Everyone has a neighborhood "cat lady". Ours lives directly behind me:

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

You're lucky, my neighborhood cat lady is a guy and the irresponsible asshole lives in my spare room.

I need a few definitions of phrases here....

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm not gay, but if I got that letter. it would be all I needed to throw a pride party with all my gay friends and their friends on the front lawn, with instructions that it was to be the gayest party in the histories of gay parties.

I'm drawing a blank.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

The ugly twin sister to perfection?

I could never, ever be this guy!

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

It looks like she is trying to distract him, and he's an idiot for not being distracted.

Ya I can tell

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

you would like that people would learn

Some people are just born into a lucky life while others aren’t? True or false?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Every thing that made major impacts on my life I chose. I chose to be born male, I chose to be born white, I chose to have educated parents and grandparents, I chose to be born in the US, I chose to be born in the second half of the 20th century. Wait, I didn't chose shit, it was the lucky sperm club lottery I won.

9/11 and 11/9-Which Was Worse?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

11/9 more dead, more destruction, more enemies of the people and harder to recover from.

Genius idea.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

She really wanted to be eaten, in the good way.

Maybe in my 20s

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Ow, OW, Fucking OW.

I have considered this

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Gotta print up a bunch of those for vacation.

When I think "happy trees"

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

That bud life.

You think your job sucks?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

How do you get a straight face on a dildo?

Judgement...

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

nothing to knock off the table from here, let me move back to my keyboard.

Deep State Throat

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

So it was Ivanka.

Revenge is sweet.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

wrong head.

Trash

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

and money does not equal class

Nasty divorce

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Nah, they still have the roof.

Get the sharpie out!

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

we've gotten 9 inches over average for the month and it's raining again.

Years ago when I told people I wanted to be a world famous comedian, people laughed.They are not ...

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

good one

Democrats aren’t doing their jobs!

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

It is not that the democrats have not spoken out, it is that NO ONE is reporting it. Demand that the MSM report fairly and accurately.

42 years ago today I gave birth to my first child, Connie ? How the times have been for us both, ...

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

For me the older my son gets, the closer we become, Happy Birthday to your little girl.

OWW! OWW!

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Trump is #4

My Mattie cat...too cute to not share.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Fuzz ball cute.

Drumpster billboard. So fitting.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

That would leave a shitty taste.

Whip whip it good.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

It took me a minute,

Boycotting.....??

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Because of expected heavy turnout , in order to avoid violence at the polls, democratic voters will vote Tuesday, and Republicans will vote Wednesday. lol

I'm sure all of these belong together...

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

great set and love the one with balls for chin.

The ??? is laughing

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

And that friends is how the third great war started...

Don't giggle???

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Glad I'm not the only one.

Somebody had one damn job to do!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Used to work in the printing industry, these are way more prevalent than anyone would ever suspect.

Quite a good point.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

And this was the best the Trtumpster could come up with.

Look at the difference.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

So the republicans are leading by a huge margin.?

It's all she knows

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

but it doesn't spit at her so how does she know when to quit?

Now I can't eat

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

got me again.

Caught meh

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

BFD, all you have to do is see who is posting and bam, gottem

Seriously impressive.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

reminds me of the Blue lagoon joke, A young man was left on a tropical island as a child, years later a beautify young lady washes up on shore, she sees this naked young strapping vision. Shortly there after she has her way with him, afterwards he sits down and cries. The young lady tries to console him and asks what's wrong. "You broke my clam digger. "

Elmo's story....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Elmo's an animal. lol

& THEY were the savages???

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

the De-evolution of Man.

The spiders are out in force in my garden, this is one of them

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Do you know what type it is?

This just in!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

But the flat earthers have members all around the globe, WTF?

A meme with many layers....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

too early, but got it

How quickly we forget....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Don't forget that every Taco Tuesday can lead to Fire Friday

We've both in our house. This is accurate:

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

nailed it

You... Heathens!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

thank you

what do you want to have happen to your body when you die? are you an organ donor? medical research?...

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Thanks to my rich uncle (sam) giving me poison, my organ are unharvestable except in the direst circumstances. I am a donor, but not very likely anyone will be able to benefit, Other than that, I'll be dead, so I don't care.

Plumbing sux

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

follow the directions and it still doesn't work

The audacity..

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Hate these tragedies.

WTF? Now I'm offended

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Holy ass wipe Batman.

Yeah, yeah, mysterious ways,,,Should have called the bibble "B is for Bullshit"!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Clear as mud.

Ru Paul is jealous!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

The hierarchy goes black dress, red dress, white dress for a male dominated group WTF.

???.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Deathcap, right.

Double Standard of the day.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Maybe if he got raped, the story would change, but i don't know any dude that could keep it hard with him in the room.

The shocking pineapple

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

It's that damned dragon fruit.

Just can't keep your hands off ?

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

A great relationship is where you can't keep your hands out of each other,

Of course, someone is in such a heap of trouble.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Stupidity is its own reward

This may hurt butt

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I'm offended (not)

I'd like to thank each and every member who have sent me suggestions as to how to "improve" &Meme . ...

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

fucking A right , Ralph (extra points if you can correctly name the movie this is from)

How...touching

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Don't just stand there, kiss him.

....with some fava beans and a nice chianti

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

You riding the Russian train now?

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Nice drumsticks!

The best non STD fashion statement out there.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

which ones? socks or shoes?

Might as well throw that in there too.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Someone asked if I was getting any on the side, I said its been so long I didn't even know they moved it.

I bet on Farmers.com they do.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Don't want one with no experience

Hello! I'm Rebecca. I live in a very religious state and feel very alone. Looking for like minded ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

welcome

Rare Stapelia Senecio cephalophora Cattleya Orchid in bud

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

very good

This sounds compelling until you take into consideration this administration's relationship with the...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Republican don't give a rat's ass about anything except pleasing their corporate masters and enslaving the rest of us.

Whose mutton is that?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

the wolf, he huffs and puffs and blows them first.

Works for me...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Kinky is what's Kinky for me unless it's Kinky Friedman

Family fun?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Stop playing with Republicans.

I didn't know this.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

how many tried? Just now?

That would work... :P

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

my new favorite gal

Things are getting interesting

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

The ghosts will be fake, but they get zapped anyhow

Just the fax maam

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

oh shit.

What those filters make me think...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

puts a whole new meaning to the saying, what a dog.

Ummm...there are other things on the menu

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

AH the pig again.

Jebus' wasted weekend

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Not even a long weekend, Friday afternoon to Sunday at sunrise. so a little over a day and a half.

Capitalism....

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

The only time trickle down works and much to your chagrin is when you put it back in your pants.

The best Clothes

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Only if liquid rubber counts as clothes.

Wait Till History Books.....

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

if he doesn't like the NY times, he is going to hate Simon and Shuster.

Under The Desk

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

They won't come in with sirens, guns drawn maybe, blazing I would hope.

JustKidding

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Can you promise?

VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it! 2 -What is the ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

no man could tell those jokes in mixed company. and survive or ever get laid again.

The very people who accuse Dems of stalling, with regard to Kavanaugh, are saying they want to hit ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

All delays in this process are good, it is the out come we want to defeat.

while at times I may sound wise and learned, there is my lighter side

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I forgot where I was, this where is most of us want to be headed to begin with.

Now I'm blocked ??????

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

was that to go with the linguistics and spaghetti

Quick note to say that I'm happy to be back from my exile due to Florence. A bit dicey finding an ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Welcome back and glad you're safe. Watch out for snakes, their homes were flooded and they may not be ready to leave yet.

Say YES!!! to yoga

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I thought that was the child support is only 18 years pose.