This could mean War!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They already advertise.

It Broadens the mind..

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Had to look twice.

Short Girls Rock..

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Isn't that called the child support position?

Those clowns....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Lost my drink

It's just getting interesting.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

2 more to go.

Now there's a woman to stay away from!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Arkansas here we come

Why is that?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

cause they don't work.

More where that came from.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

nice choice of colors,

It would be funnier if it was fiction. But the current political reality is to crazy to be ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

My eyes, how could anyone not tell him sooner, or pretend they never saw it?

Spot the Difference...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

You didn't know sister Mary Margaret then.

Selfie Time...😂😁🙄

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

If not for the hands, it could be his pet goat.

Am I doing this right?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

got the dosage right.

Doctor's Good News?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

they'll leave one note, and it'll drive you crazy.

Telephone Interference

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

youngsters lol

Crayon Delivery Room

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Someone's been dipping in the crayon box.

Different Cost of Beer?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Oh that is punny

Eat Those Veggies Or ........

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

finally a threat they fear.

Don't deny it...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

There's a new item posted on some menus. My girlfriend's not hungry, it's an extra order of fries and 3 onion rings

Those damn rai-sins....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

if its raising it must be sin. or fun, you pick.

Listen to Bette.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Vote early, vote often

Break it down for them - Power Point style.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

And you wonder why no one is willing to work for Trump, too many crooks spoil the white house.

Never Said John McCain's Name - What A Pos!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

He hates anything that is not Trump.

What Do You Think?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I would be satisfied with a simple firing squad with multiple targets.

White Supremacy Rally

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

The way you shut up the neos, you show up in 10 times their numbers and shame them at every turn

Sad Sad Man

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

It would be farther up his ass if it was

Bert & Ernie,a better love story than...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Wants to know if he can lend a hand.

And now he has Rudy Giuliani to prove him right!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I wonder why he always denigrates them after they turn, talk about a jilted lover.

Schools in Murica...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Somebody ate the books rather than read them.

Gary do you think we're stupid...oh look grapes

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

OMG fruit, but don't grab the centerpiece.

Good morning! Have a great day. But first ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

some mornings

Well I don't want her to choke...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Always willing to be helpful.

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Found the witch

Meth house.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

too many teeth, or it just started

Hmmmm. Good question

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Someone has way too much time.

I think he lost letters to his name over the generations

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

ballsy

Current politics

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

fantastic

With the information gained in court records of Cohen and Manafort trials, there is enough ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

There is no sense in filing impeachment charges if you can't get a conviction in the senate. (67 votes) Nixon did not resign until vote counts in the senate went to 68. It will require a sea change in November, but is within reach if we all get out and VOTE in November and demand impeachment. Vote, Vote early if possible, and take friends with you.

No fake news here!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Hat of the Greed Over People party

MAGA for real

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

and I'm afraid I'll share a cell with him

This could get interesting. Leave the toilet seat up.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

The reason women close their eyes during sex is they hate to see men enjoying themselves.

Now that's fucked up!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

When I needed a new pen, my boss would send me to the bank with wire cutters

And that's the truth!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

exactly my feeling.

Look we all. ( well most of us) can be quite creative in the bedroom that goes without saying at ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Mine is very similar, except, several pillows, after she gets crazy wet, then grabbing each cheek as a handle and driving her home.

Poor Twitler. His real account is strangely quiet today. Gee I wonder why? 😁

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

He is lost in thought. Unfamiliar territory.

Creative.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

nailed it

Mary knows how to market...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

No loud parties either,

To the point...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Growing up everyone carried a pocket knife or purse knife.

I know, I know... corny!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Groan

Four guilty pleas, one conviction, and people still think Trump didn't know about anything? ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Apparently, all the witches they are finding are men. Time to find a stake for the bonfire.

"Fake News"...amounts to the same thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

books don't need recharging, can be taken thru airport security and you don't have to pay the airline for their wifi to read them.

That's a good way to tell

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You bet

Yikes!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Gonna do it.

Well put..

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Damn, any one would be good, but thanks for the ammo.

Jesus christ,I hope you're talking about a lollypop!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

and if he's dumb enough, free BJ

Letter to your republican Senator - Dear Senator: 1) Read the transcript of Michael Cohen's guilty...

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Won't do any good, they knew he was a crook and flim flam man when they nominated him. They only needed someone smart enough to sign his name to the legislation they passed. Trump is not an exception to the republican party, he IS the republican party. Greed Over People.

RepublTHUGS are supporting their illegitimate fraud, criminal leader who is occupying OUR White ...

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Vote early, take friends.

This is one of favorite quotes!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I worked for the church for 10 years, nothing turns you into a cynic faster.

David Bowie

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Bowie was always cutting edge.

So why should anyone accept the bible?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Often said most people claim they hear voice they get commited, Oral Roberts claims he hears voices and gets $5 million.

Travel photos are always better with....

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm going to have to try that

This is so bad!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Too soon, but the joke is funny.

😲😲😲😲😲😲

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Ok, now I'm getting mixed signals

Sorry tuffguy!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Just in case

The orange douchebag might be going down

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Melania is counting the days until the Trumpster is in the dumpster and she controls the family wealth, with Donnie and all the kids but Barron in the slammer,

So look out!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Hell anyone in a golf cart qualifies.

Cat sass......

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Cats know

The further adventures of Florida Man.

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

And I thought having to worry about birds was bad.

Trailer park queen

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

That's not a welcome, that's a stick up.

Hope the fucker collapses on him too.

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

no such luck, but plan on an entire twitter storm of self denial and distancing himself.

Have you ever been in a newspaper story?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

In them and wrote them, My first was when I was 11 as part of a safety program, the last time was an editorial piece about the folly of RR's Star Wars program.

From a 5 time draft dodger!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Or the VA budget is being reduced.

🎶 Isn’t it ironic...don’t cha think? 🎶

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

The irony is Trump thinking he better hurry up and issue more pardons, not realizing that the recipients then have no reason not to testify and the 5th doesn't apply to crimes you have been pardoned on, but perjury is a new charge,

Which is the best view?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

need a comparative photo.

You can't put lipstick on a PIG!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Has to be a blonde, not a fake red head, Sets the orange off better.

Hopefully!

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

That's what we are working for. VOTE and take others to vote.

When did this become a thing?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

that's one big ass toilet.

Gold Stars for Adulting

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

3 out of 4 aint bad.

Everything is getting turned upside down

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Fuck'em if they can't focus.

Isn't it obvious by now?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

As someone with an accounting and economics background, I can't tell you how many times I have had to explain this.

I wonder if this was on a Snapple cap???

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Yum, my favorite meal.

If this is over the top I’m sorry but when I saw it, I immediately felt an urge to post it like ...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

when they circumcised him they threw away the wrong piece.

What do you think?

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

No but all caps would convey your frustration better.

There's that...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

A real stoner.

Musta been lust

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

gotta love a ballsy woman.

Trailer park boys

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Balls deep in that one.

Dumbass chicken

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Then they crossed it to kick the ass of the smart ass on the other side.

They soon found out.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Damn near everything

Let me know how it turns out

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Death, where is thy sting? O fuck, here it comes.

Hey, me too!

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

what no uncle corpses?

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

breathe much?

Makes some sense...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

If there is a god, this is how I imagine him

I honestly don't know why this POS is still floating

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

He's going to enjoy that too much.

The Granny with the plan.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

gotta have balance

Buried under a mountain of his own bullshit.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

The evil is strong with those too, karma.

Just a little hair humor...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Unfortunately I've had all three experiences, I used to have thick curly hair, after treatment, when it grew back, it was thin and straight .

Good point. Dogs...those assholes.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

But they will piss on them.

Size matters

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I want ot comment, but can't stop laughing

I agree....

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Those cats can use the exercise.

Good to know.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Don't back in

Already???

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

at least smoking alone doesn't have the stigma of drinking alone.