Having Jalapeño Popper dip and Fritos right before bed last night wasn’t my best life choice ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Always have ice cream with really hot food, that way in the morning you can say, "Come on ice cream" lol

These last 5,000 points is a long stretch!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

go

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me. I have a couple of questions. Please read everything ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I have had good luck with diatomaceous earth, use food grade, it will not harm the cat, but it will get rid of the fleas. It will take several treatments because the eggs continue to hatch, so treat the cat once a week. Any feed store should have it, or you can order off amazon for significantly more. It is used on farm animals for organic flea and mite control. Don't worry about her licking it off her fur, it is also used internally for worm and parasite control.

Last night I stayed in a hotel by my work cause it was just solid ice outside. My mom sent me this ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Loyalty, got to love it.

Her Sophie-ness Laying claim to the poetry book and perhaps over thinking things.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Balls on a table, and a cat. Has to be staged/. lol

Grumpy cat here, you want something dead?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Good Kitty.

Many will appreciate this logic,...you're welcome!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

we eat the nut at the center of the fruit or the seeds, don't know where I'm going with this logic, but roasted cocoa seeds are a great snack, lots of healthy fat.

Never research...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Never trust someone's opinion without checking it out.

That monitor is gonna light up!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

with enough valium, you can do it.

Intermission...(only her painter knows for sure)

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Paint or photo shop, can't tell.

Never give ...zzzzzzz

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Nap time.

To all braving the wilderness, a guide...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Not if you don't go in the woods, unless it's a polar bear.

They've already conquered the Kanyeans!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

How ass a nine is that?

Anybody hungry???

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Better left in the hands of professionals.

For all my friends back East...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Glad it's not me.

:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Bad, but OK.

__________________

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Not enough arrows, need to stop that shit.

??????????

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

You need to get out more.

No words needed

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Those damned trees again with a horror show to match

Men, this isn't really anything deviant, but I'm wondering how many men love it when a woman ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If it's someone that I'm attracted to, it's great, otherwise, it can get awkward.

homophobia is real

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

For once a church sign that doesn't say what they intended.

Some Trump memes to share. Enjoy!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

great set

Pretty nuts is right!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I think they found one,

Buyer beware! littleperson

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Just be glad it wasn't a 65 inch one.

What's in a name?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You forgot Satin.

Fake Caravan Threat

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Be afraid, be very afraid, while I rob you blind.

Showing Up High

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

There's another way to deal with relatives?

Lisa's Husband?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Girl knows her shit.

She's Batshit Crazy

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If she had a brain, she'd take it out and play with it.

Caveman and Stone Age

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

and continued unabated for 12000 years until the early 1900s

Melania's x-mas

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Damn that was quick, the picture was just released this morning.

The Only Wall America Needs

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

They don't teach religion in my schools anD I won't teach science in their churches.

Found this!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Guy tries to use "mypulloutgame" as a password and his 8 kids ask him why he's crying when it comes back "password weak"

How ugly did you say?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That's as bad as when she asks to do it doggy style so she can watch late night, and you put the popcorn on her back.

A little early Xmas funny

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

They just have to be for older people. I know several that would want one in their stocking or where the stocking meet,

You will not believe what just happened! I pulled in I noticed the police watching a woman who was ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Another reason we need the groan button.

trump's pure unadulterated insanity is National Security Issue! Trump Thinks His Own ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Execution is going to be too humane for this POS

Not done with Halloween yet? ?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If we ever get snow again, i might try that one.

Does age really matter in a relationship? Or it's just a number? If it really matters, what's the...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I have had relationships with people as much as 35 years older and 35 years younger, so I would have to say age is not a determining factor for me as much as compatibility .

My back yard this morning- My back yard abuts a woods, which is why I get all the deer in my yard. ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I looked, after shivering and admiring it, my first thought was wet heavy snow. Don't miss it at all, but very pretty from afar.

I need these socks. Just ask my family.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Surely you jest.

That's the way it is.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

The difference is not great enough.

Just because I like it.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Heels on a grate, I can't suspend disbelief that much.

Who needs 'em?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You do when you have to take a leak.

He has a good point.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Groovy !!

Coming out of the closet

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

She's going to get a really good present. If she hasn't already.

My sentiments summed up by Maxine.. She nailed it.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

No tree, no socks, but we have candy and wine.

Look what I have found!!!! I also got a Field Guide to Mushrooms couple days ago... This one is ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That is huge and beautiful

Feel the holiday spirit!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You got that down pat.

Knock knock ☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Used to have that neighbor.

Coming soon to a kitchen near you,

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

One of the wonderful things about losing my roommate, as soon as one cup of coffee had brewed he would take it, making the rest of the pot weaker. I have been able to cut back on the amount of coffee and the whole pot tastes the same. I've also been able to improve the coffee that I buy since I'm the only one drinking it.

Black Monday?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Don't need but one.

I hate when that hapens.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Yep.

If only it would work.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You mean you have to work?

Maybe this would work for me.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

seems like a plan, good luck Tom!

Evolution in action...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If only they posted that when it snowed, or rained, or was clear.

It's a global phenomenon...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

We really need that groan button.

I somehow doubt the science on this one...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

It will definitely change it.

It's about time!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Now that's a table to serve.

Gotta provide for his family!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

might be a better use.

My medicine organization helper.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

glad to see you changed the picture.

I bought this new blanket for Nala & Pixie. Think they'll like it?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

The males will mark it beyond belief.

The reality

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Some people will eat anything.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That's what makes the girls happy, eat a little squirrel.

Oh yes! Very much yes!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Should be "who likes to read..."

Add Xmas music to that .

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I know how he feels.

When your very fluffy cat decides your coffee cup is worth marking with rubs lol.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

warm rubs.

Now what? (Obligatory 10 characters).

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Get it straight!

A lot of you will probably block me after posting this...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Never knew Christie was a voyeur, but it makes sense.

A lot of you will probably block me after posting this...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

There goes my lunch.

My medicine organization helper.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

How can you get by with the little pill sorter, even if there are two of them? No wonder you need supervision. lol

This puts superman to shame.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

It's got so much going on, Mary. the Mexican snake AND Superwoman.

The TRUTH about climate change!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

great example

I'm having trouble with my sex drive and chances to enjoy sex before entering my sixties , advice ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Talk to your doctor, they can test to see if it is treatable condition, don't be embarrassed. Your sex life doesn't have to slow down after your 60s, be proactive

This is one of the most dumb ass ideas I’ve ever seen.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

As someone that served in a war zone, if you really want to do something demand that they bring the troops home. I have never eaten at a chick fila and never plan to.

A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

love it.

Hello all! I'm new to the site and looking to meet new and interesting people from anywhere.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

welcome if you have questions ask, you'll get plenty of answers, some of them even right.

One of my first pics with my camera

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Pet or wild?

Some more gifts for my Agnostic.com friends...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Plant urinal for my tomatoes, lol no need to fertilize anymore.

I am sure the originator of this was not intending for this to be funny, but I laughed.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Thank you for the job, even if you had to give up a weekend for it.

What would be your caption for this?

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Kitten trying to see the kitty.

Realistic foosball table.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Julliard drop outs?

Antiques Roadshow specials!

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

nice collection, Have you used them all?

He throws a tantrum and then calls me a cow and tells me I need permission to speak. this man has ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

There is a difference in disagreeing and being disagreeable.

Holiday Gift Ideas - What Do You Think?

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I'll be greedy and say I want them all, so they must be good gifts.

Pardon a boast: I preached and sang this morning at the Unitarian Universalist church in Montclair, ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I haven't been in a pulpit for nearly 10 years, and i have to admit there are times when I miss the exhilaration of realizing you made a connection.

This is my mini Stone Henge created in 2010. The rocks were arranged into a circle with the flat ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Nice.

I am a veg gardener

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

welcome, some of us do that too. Don't be afraid to jump in.

Lost in Space

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I still blame her for stuff and she's been gone 10 years.

Lots in Common

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Part of the reason might be your lack of profile answers, the more you disclose, the more likely the program is to find similarities. But generally anything over 30 % is worth investigating.

LEFTOVERS from Thanksgiving...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

My people skills are improving too, I avoid people I don't like and it is so much better,

Game of Thrones reference for those of you experiencing winters wrath

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Too far south for the terrible weather so far. The front is bowing all the leaves off, so next week should be my last time to mow for the summer. Then January will be my first time to mow for the next summer.

Oh Noz!!!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Good one!

Time to kill before AXP comes on, so browsed for some xmas gifts for you guys...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

#3 for me please.

Got the old man a sweater and surprisingly he doesn't hate it. Had to make the arm holes bigger ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

That is the "I'm gonna get even" look, or the "Mommy, why?"

Snowing at my house today...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Thankfully when it came through Dallas it came as a dry front, still not cold enough to snow (59 on the way to 31 by morning) Stay warm.

Who's got a snazzy new t-shirt? Ya better believe it. (Cat tax included).

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Congratulations, welcome to the level, points really don't matter from now on, because it will take forever to get to 9.

I am coming out to my boyfriend tomorrow! Any advice? We have been dating for a year and I was ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Don't be afraid, much like any other life reveal. It is probably not going to be a shock to people that know you. The fact that he was willing to date outside his religion tells you that he is not that into it. The same may not be true for his family, while they may be ok with him dating outside the faith, they may not be ok with marriage to an outsider or cavorting with a godless person.

Taking a Walk Before Dinner

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

The red lights?

When You're Late And Smell Like Weed

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Nooo, they all know.