Thankful For Everything But......

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

got it perfect.

Cats Observing Their Humans

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

removable fur you don't have to lick.

Anyone have perfect dog names? (Had a dog named Rowdy that was very fitting)

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Get-that-out-of-you-mouth

Anyone have perfect dog names? (Had a dog named Rowdy that was very fitting)

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Get=the=fuck-out

Our Music Over the Years

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

At least we haven't gone back to wax cylinders yet.

Daydreaming New Couple

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

If you think a man is thinking about sex, you're probably right.

Morning Woody.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

What do you feed him?

Getting online famous

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

necks week is getting rough.

Elf playing with himself? Best I have

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

It's OK, there will be more.

This is probably a repeat. What the hell is wrong with me.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

What did she expect for $5 tickets?

Found on Facebook:

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

wouldn't that be the greatest?

A few to start the day.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

It brought to mind when we thought Dan Quyale was as stupid as a person could be and still get elected to public office. Damn were we wrong.

When you have the really good stuff someone always wants to get some… This kid knows exactly what ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

at that age any boob looks inviting, I had to bruises to prove it. I will never pick up a hungry baby again without a shirt on.

Hi all, I'm Michael I guess the most striking thing about me (other than being old, some here would ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

welcome

Words to live (& die) by...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Miss Hunter.

Signs, signs, everywhere...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

blocking up the scenery...

Funny how often that's the answer...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

They used to say god's answers to prayers were yes, no, and wait, no one could answer the question why the fuck ask then?

This is mostly true...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

More of a vagina guy.

As per a previous meme, punctuation matters!

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

My son, Isaac, hated when they read that scripture

Get over it & do something...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Most of the time the first star is a planet.

& it is inerrant & eternal,...right...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

It is bronze age explanations for a very complicated world that we still don't completely understand.

Please delete this if it is inappropriate, but can anyone properly identify the sex of this kitten? ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

gently press both sides of the dot, if it pokes out, a boy, if it opens, girl

Another day (night) another dollar....I'm working tonight. I have to work the next two ...

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Watching LSU@A&M, it should have been over hours ago, but 6th overtime now. take care of yourself

Christian Group Wants Native Tribe “Brought to Justice” for Death of Missionary [patheos.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

He volunteered to be a human pin cushion, and the tribe obliged .

Sounds like a simple solution.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

More rum.

Well, did she, punk?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Nope. Stay clear.

I know the feeling...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Couple of hits of old grannie's cold medicine and you won't be able to bark, much less bite.

If at first you fail...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Not today, bucko

Take me as I am ??

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Got to agree

Black (Lab) Friday.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That guy is going to be in a world of hurt when he dog finds out the ball's not real.

Well...this is different If I could get it to load ? Is there a size limit?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Yes, Yes it is. lol

Meanwhile in the media

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

People talk about Mary being the simple one, if Joseph believed that, he was the gullible one.

These are real moobs

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

But she's a four faucet model.

Wash, don't sniff

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

who says he was sniffing the soap?

One can hope :-)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Over DC.

Anyone good on housework questions

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I always bleach mine in the sun on a stake to get them that really bright white, the top rack safe.

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

Yeah! Got a call from my Marine daughter yesterday, just icing on the cake that was for an already ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Have fun.

Got news you can't share yet with your friends and family? Share it on agnostic.com where no one ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Congratulations!

This is the caravan to be worried about! They lie, loot, and steal power wherever they can. The ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

The catholic church had its Borgias, we have our Trumps, may he meet their end.

WE JEST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY TURKY DAY TO EVERY ONE OUT THEIR!!! WE ARE SO GREAT FULL FOR ARE HERO ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Smooth close.

Time For Him To Go

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

To prison!

When You're Finished Go Rake California

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

and pick up Miguel, and Jose on your way.

One of my nephews' wives posted this. I'm fairly certain that my reaction to it means I don't have ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

The shower thing

Breaking news...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

If he's protesting consumerism as it applies to excessive materialism, good on him. Any other reason WTF?

Well now, this is probably in bad taste, but it cracks me up!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

You go girl!

Go to the manger!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I should have seen that one coming.

Ever try a Turducken?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Well if you count 1 straight, I bi, and 1 lesbian, then yeah.

Happy Turkeyday

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Way too good looking.

Oh my LAWD I jinxed myself when I said my Thanksgiving nightmare at work was horrible. Shiiiiiiiit....

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Sending chocolate, nap will have to wait.

sometimes foliage can rival flowers ... or almost :-)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

color and texture really can make a shot. well done.

Spending the day with family on the mountain. We had a quick rain/ice storm last night so I took ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

great shots love the leaf mosaic.

It's important to be as realistic as possible when planning future workout routines

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

My wine has screw caps.

Happy holidays.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I'm reflecting a Christmas.

I guess she did.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

And she tells you about being a Vegan at the engagement party

Who has not had supper yet ?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

out of the mouths of babes.

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Drunk one was great.

I do believe I am the luckiest human in the world! Ok so they are passed out couch hogs.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Love the first one

There is a reason I know how to rotate the screen on my laptop with ctrl keys. It involves cats ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That and in my case fat fingers.

Just some random info from one twistoid to 1074 others......

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

And almost every neck you have kissed has had a pussy wrapped around it.

The best kind of gifts aren’t wrapped in paper!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Nailed it!

That time of year for hot-tubbing! (Redneck style)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

add carrots, potatoes, and onions.

A few more shots from my friend's party last night

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

great colors

CATS can be sooo ruthless...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

They're just low on blinker fluid and saving it for their next inspection.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

that got a laugh

I laughed so hard at this!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Still laughing.

Stwangers....

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

got me!

I'm such a Trump fan I designed a presidential action figure for him! I think I nailed his likeness,...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

well done, hands are too big though.

Toning it down a notch... well maybe half a notch

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

long way for a punch line, but well played.

Trump finally went to the doctor and other pictures. A few of which he probably can't read, and ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Now we know why he was afraid to fly in the rain. lol

I think I'd like to take Trump here, and force him to read this.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That assumes he can read. He sure as shit can't spell.

Mmmm gravy!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Trump is Satin, smooth. My hearing isn't as good as it used to be.

Turnaround is fair play!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

turnabout is fair play

Butt crack camouflage!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Big ass bra.

Another one. I liked it so much I just had to:

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

When someone tells you to stay the fuck out of THEIR house, listen.

The world laughs at us and also suffers under Dump’s presidency.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

If there is a hell may he burn forever.

I’m so disappointed in myself. I’m 44 and when I was 19-20 I was with a verbally abusive ...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

You did learn, you can't live in a bubble, you need to know when to get out, and you did. well played.

What is the value of life, the value of morality, the value of science, the value of responsibility,...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I don't need a god to tell me not to be a dick, if you need one to tell you that, then by all means get one for yourself, but I am a moral person not out of fear, but out of desire to do the right thing.

What is the most dishonest profession?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Right now POTUS or Senate majority leader.

I just found out that my brother, who was in hospice care, died last night. When I say brother, let ...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Sorry for your loss, it is harder to lose someone that you are really close to than some blood family members.

I cannot unsee this. 😂

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Table saws and T-rex didn't exist art the same time. So Jurassic Park must be real.

Forty five

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

something seems wrong with the last one.

Black Friday fun

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

not me, I never shop on Black Friday, so i won't look like that.

News worthy

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Take that shit out of your mouth.

English is so much fun!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

NOOooooooo.

How can they tell???

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Those would be plumber bees?

At the very least...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

But they did in the gnostic bible. What about the book of Ruth in the old testament ? they are not getting off that easy.

Did someone say "supersize" in Spanish?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

That'll clean you out and mental issues will be the least of your problems.

So far, these are the most blocked/hidden groups. I'm considering having people "opt into" seeing ...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I am a member of 5 of those groups, I'm only a regular contributor in 1, 2 I have never visited and probably never will, I am also an adult and don't need someone else to censor things for me. If something offends you, move on and don't go back, that is the adult thing to do. Too many people overreact before they have really evaluated what it is they are really agitated about . Leave it as it is.

If my algebra teacher had explained it like this, I may not have hated graphing those stupid ...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Just have to find the right medium.(sic)

Later is always better.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

All this truth coming out today.

If Men Could Get Pregnant.......

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

You know it.

That'll do it.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

been there, done that

Let's Read Something Else

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

never read the book to the kid before you have read it yourself.

It appears to be working. Why, I don't know.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

But that one dude is getting through, butt cheek clinch

POS and his POS Sidekick

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

You know that the guy who believes that god told him he would be president will throw the cheeto under the bus if he is given a chance. Loyalty begets loyalty, treachery also begets treachery

She can move anywhere....

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

snuck by Trump's ass didn't she?

Not Trump focused but still some good satire. [outabouter.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

good catch

That would curl your toes and hair for sure

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

talk about a tingly feeling on the button.

Had to post it.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Take that nasty thing out of your mouth, it may kill you.