That moment when you realize you left your stove on but, you don't know how it got turned on in the ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

That's a you want me to do what look

Do you think there should be a high school course to teach common sense laws to teenagers?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Just because something is taught in school doesn't mean that the students will learn it, and if they do learn it , no guarraunttee that they will understand, if they do learn and understand, there is no reason to believe they will retain it or apply it. We need to stop blaming schools for our lack of morals, blame the churches and republican party that have been dumbing down public education since the Reagan days.

And I don't even own a blue outfit !

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I can relate.

Do you think there should be a high school course to teach common sense laws to teenagers?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Since when do we expect schools to teach the things that should be taught at home. The same people that are bitching about what the government legally does, are the same ones that were screwing off in civics class and not figuring out how to vote or get involved.

Just this many to Level 9!!! I can almost taste it!!! I wonder what it tastes like? I sure ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

it gets tougher the closer it gets, I bet.

Ill bet it tastes like chicken

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Veal, nom nom

Just saying hi to this group. Great idea.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

welcome.

Spinning severed head with knife through it and rotting skull that goes up and down. These are lit ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Good start.

For starters...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

You are viscous, well played.

Who...????

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

who the fuck?

You don't say...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

finally honesty in religion.

Too uncompromising???

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I'll work with YOU on that agenda of not working together.

menopausal and dangerous

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Never pick a fight with a woman if she is angry, sad, pissed off, having a good day, a bad day, or any day, JUST DON"T DO IT.

Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I have passed the point in life where any of these would be attractive, don't need fame, looks are fleeting and genius is overrated.

Old railroad tressel, spider and sunshine

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Is that a functional concrete canoe, a dug out or just for looks?

My sweet Rickey trying to avoid his shower.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

no fair, no corner to cower in.

The price is high

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

18 and counting.

This could be entertaining!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

tried it neighbors were not impressed.

I guess i am a newbie? i joined a few weeks ago. question: is the little heart on a profile ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

if you click on the heart on their profile, it will tell you how the rating is derived, until someone told me I was at a loss too. Click on the person, it will take you to their profile page, then click on the heart.

Fall has been officially skipped.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

89 and raining here, my condolences.

Evolution?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

not going to test that one,,, ever again.

Sun glasses

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

perfect shot

TRump on his bestest behavior

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

the gift that keeps on giving, kind of like an STD

TRump on his bestest behavior

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

he is such an ass.

I wonder how this ended

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Penguin crossing thwarted.

Spot the Crocs wearer

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Mine is just one wide streak across my feet.

Somewhere around the rainbow

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

round and round she goes.

Typical Ikea

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

now you know why I don't shop at Ikea.

The verse if you love something set it free when it returns it will be yours forever. Why would you ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

If you let it go, and it stays, then the feeling is mutual.

Ths is a very personal post regarding the Brett Kavenaugh accusations of attempted rape. I just got ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I was explaining to someone last night that all of us have done things we are not proud of, however for the vast majority of us attempted rape is not one of those.

Who remembers these commercials? 2 are from the 50s and the bears from 92.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

No but here's a recent one

What is the first movie you remember standing in line for? (Mine was Bambi)

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Every Saturday, small town, nothing else to do, parents wanting to get the kids out of the house for grown-up time. As a grown-up Hindenburg.

Mine is tootsie rolls. ☺

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

not real picky. As long as it's not fruit, I get that all the time, candy not so much.

I missed their "dinner reservation" time by 3 minutes. This is the look I get. "PUNY HOOMAN!"

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I open the back door, and it looks like I am successfully herding cats, until they realize It's not dinnertime yet. I will not be bullied, I will however retreat back into the house before they can eat me.

Hi, I am new to this group. Looking forward to talking to to you. 60s had the most fun music ever.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

welcome

Just curious. I've never met anyone else like this but I'm sure there are people out here. there's ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

My son is left handed, there was one kindergarten teacher that made this mistake with him, I suspect that was the last time for her. After a 4 year old told her that she was wrong, My wife at the time unloaded on her the next day after he told her.

Some cookies for @JenBeberstein, and her insatiable sweet tooth!! ;)

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

where can I get that cookie cutter? I tried the dick shaped ones to keep people out of my edibles and that didn't work.

Succinct summary.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Brutal, but true.

Does anyone else make a blend of coffee depending on mood and/or time-of-day? We seem to enjoy ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Being a coonass, I prefer a blend that will melt your spoon if you try to put anything in it and can get up and walk out of the cup, Mine is guarrana, and cappuccino ground in a regular coffee maker.

Assholes.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Send them all to hell in a handbasket.

Closeup clouded sulfur butterfly.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

good close up.

Men, here is a warning !

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

And when she says, be honest, prepare to lie your ass off and compliment her on whatever she was asking about.

Tell me this isn't a brilliant idea? You can make the season pay and if there's an opportunity that...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Get you a video nerd, like veal.

On your knees women !

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

sweet.

Think I will

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I normally only have one drink, some asshole always puts it in 40 glasses.

We may be onto something here.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Republicans have no use for women unless they can be raped and keep it to themselves.

First day of fall!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

perfect sentiment

Behind Bars Where He Belongs

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

impeach, imprison

White House to White Walls

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

If only, can't happen soon enough

Operation Covfefe

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

ought to be plenty of room in there, the old "an empty can rattles the most" syndrome

I don't know what's going here, but it looks painful.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

watch out for splinters

Maybe I should have introduced myself first!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

some people are just too sensitive

Daughterlust the fondling father

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I just threw up, a lot.

...and he's the biggest one

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I happened to be a better swimmer, so na na na boo boo.

Really,Jesus!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

If it happened today, you know it.

I guess she wasn't in the movie

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

or ever based on the look she is giving

I knew it all along

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

All we need now is prof. Crazy Hair.

Some recent shots...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Love the first one, but all are good.

Shrooms. I'm not sure if I can ever eat mushrooms again. Thanks Stormy Daniels! Plus more about ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

When they'll have sex with you for free, but you have to pay them not to tell anyone a 1000 times more than if you had just paid for the sex.

Having Weed On You

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Unless you live in Dallas, then it's open season.

Blow, blow, blow

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Suck dammit suck, blow is just an expression

Sequel Book

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

more like a co-edition

10 am to start.... fame awaits.....

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Any rules?

Got to make sure it still works...lol

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

self motivation?

Surgery blues

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Dad slays.

I have to cut down that telescope's barrel so it matches the focal length of the objective lens. I ...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

For future reference, automotive hand cleaner(like GOOP) will remove the plastic and a particle mask will save your lungs. The shards of plastic are actually cutting to give an itching sensation.

The finished product .. Mexican style chicken soup

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

You did good.

We r off to see the Wizzard , the wonderful Wizard of Oz ".. in other words , bring it Saturday ...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Everytime I have to spend time in the hospital, the nurses get together and vote me a DNR.

If you go into a corporate office every day to work chances are when you use the in-house coffee ...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I add guaranna (the stuff they make red bull from) to my coffee grounds at home, so I double my caffeine intake.

I don't want much, just all the cookies

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

gotta get me one of those

Maybe he can answer the teletubbies question ?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

they're fucking puppets, they have no sex, kind of like Barbie is no woman and not just because she doesn't have a vagina, she's a fucking doll.

Tysonisms.....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

damn Mike has all the luck

Know your syndromes.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I got that shit.

These Two Can't Spell

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I will be glad when this national nightmare is over.

Trump Tries To Make a Deal

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

he will be lucky to get off with his life.

Boys will be boys... Sick, but you know it's what Trump and all the dinosaurs on the judiciary ...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

All good ones.

I will be 1. It is the least scary!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Not really me, but there are times I feel like 6, don't fuck with me or I'll rip your dick off.

Raised this little boy from a caterpillar to a well-formed black swallowtail. Emerged this morning.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I broadcast fennel and dill seeds in some of the shadier areas of my yard to help out the swallowtails. The zebra stripes are amazing on the caterpillars.

I seem to have a sweet-tooth tonight...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Sounds like a challenge

Effed up fish tanks. And I thought my aquariums were messed up. I'm doing this...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

The fourth one would work well as a fish tank and I might even give it a try

Works for me...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

What do you think I have been doing.

Inconceivable.....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

add a little color to your language.

Can't wait for the dolls....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

gonna pass.

Not a pussy....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

don't mess with family

Just do it.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Don't ask what the extra sauce on the pizza is.

one of my absolute favorite things is when i put fresh clean sheets on the bed to take a super long ...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

What are PJs? asking for a friend. The rest of it sounds good though.

Why I allow my children to live.....

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

or you have exhausted your computer knowledge and the mf still won't do what you want.

Might get a booby trapped explosive box from Santa next year...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Brutal,

H'anger...it's a real thing.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Don't get between a woman and her food.

Or buy him a drink first....

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Remove 4 ribs and grow 8 inches!

Don't pussy tease...ever.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Don't frustrate your pussy, it won't turn out OK.

Cockroach infested bathroom.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

damn, we in south Florida or what?

When I go on a diet.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

when some one tells me they are going to diet, I ask what color.

Pretty accurate, I'd say!

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

They want to shrink government to the size that the only place it will fit is in a woman's vagina.

Making owies better..lol

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

ouch is gone, he didn't lie.

All about achievements..lol

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Not a chance.

It is captioned...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Wonder how she got ahead?

That really sux

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

don't you hate when that happens?

Church bake sale rejection...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Bet they won't ask again, and you sold out in record time.

Hi all-Yesterday celebrated my birthday again in NH with Rivka Thoms, Our_existence and my ...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Happy Birthday