Kaitlyn's water just broke.. Taking her to the hospital.. Signed Frankie.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 3, 2020:

I thought she just had a baby? Oh well. Hope it wasn't like in the movie Benchwarmers 2 (watched that early this morn).

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2020:

@TheDoubter Fired the milkman?

My second bloom on my lotus, my moon flower (dartura) and my passion fruit is ripe

tinkercreek comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Beautiful garden results!

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2020:

This year my very low maintenance plants have done best.

My second bloom on my lotus, my moon flower (dartura) and my passion fruit is ripe

RussRAB comments on Aug 3, 2020:

I can hardy believe how vibrant your lotus flowers are. Spectacular color. The Datura looks like it is taking off too, but didn't you say it was smaller this year than previous years?

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2020:

In the past I've had as many as 150 blooms on one night. I've lost several the last few years, so I'll probably plant some more in a better location. They do best in full sun and I am getting less and less of that.

My second bloom on my lotus, my moon flower (dartura) and my passion fruit is ripe

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Very good for health, in case you didn't know ☺ Passion fruit is highly rich in Vitamin C, beta-cryptoxanthin and alpha-carotene that boosts your immunity. It also has iron which increases haemoglobin in our red blood cells. The rich content of riboflavin (Vitamin B6) and niacin (Vitamin B3)...

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2020:

I wasn't aware of the benefits, this is only the second yeat i have gotten fruit

My second bloom on my lotus, my moon flower (dartura) and my passion fruit is ripe

Lauren comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Those lotus blooms are just exquisite.

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2020:

I counted 5 buds just barely pricking the surface. It should keep blooming until Oct.

Trump Asks The WH to Make Mickey D's Dishes I know this is old, but the first time I read it.

NJSnarky comments on Aug 3, 2020:

Suppose he doesn’t trust the workers not to spit in it?

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2020:

The have sauces to cover that up

Donald Trump news: US President mocked as ‘tiny’ crowd gathers for Florida speech | World | News...

HumanistJohn comments on Aug 2, 2020:

@DenoPenno @WonderWartHog99 @glennlab @McGeo52 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8581917/Donald-Trump-fails-draw-crowd-lands-Florida.html

glennlab replies on Aug 2, 2020:

I had seen the BBC pictures, I trust them more than the US sources for US news.

Donald Trump news: US President mocked as ‘tiny’ crowd gathers for Florida speech | World | News...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2020:

No matter how unpopular he appears, don't let that slow you down from voting against him and every trump republican.

glennlab replies on Aug 2, 2020:

@SeaGreenEyez It matters in all 50 states, there are lots of down ballot races that will determine the direction our nation takes for the next decade, this is a case where every vote matters. Apathy is the enemy as much as Trump.

More of a lavender or pink than a red, but not a blue, but still pretty.

tinkercreek comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Sorry you didn't get your blue, but it is pretty, nearly fuschia!

glennlab replies on Aug 2, 2020:

It is a pretty flower and I should have another in the morning and at least one more after that. They are very prolific bloomers with each flower lasting 3-5 days but it should continue to flower until the first freeze in late october or early november. The second year the first blooms should be early June if this one follows what mine have done in the past.

More of a lavender or pink than a red, but not a blue, but still pretty.

MarkWD comments on Aug 1, 2020:

That's a nice edge on the leaf too. Is this one of those which leaves behind the interesting see head?

glennlab replies on Aug 1, 2020:

The leaves on this one are very triangular with points all around, they become more rounded but keep the points as they mature.

More of a lavender or pink than a red, but not a blue, but still pretty.

RussRAB comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Beautiful flower. Sorry it wasn't the one you had hoped for. Do you plan to try again?

glennlab replies on Aug 1, 2020:

I am thinling about it, I am going to have to break down and go to a pond shop and get a tuber. They don't always come true from seed and based on the number of seeds to gemanated plants, it really is a crap shoot.

More of a lavender or pink than a red, but not a blue, but still pretty.

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Wow, that is beautiful Glenn, even if it's not the color you wanted.! Now I am wanting to find that Blue Lotus too!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 1, 2020:

The ancient Egyptians held it in reverence, but then they worshiped damned near everything

More of a lavender or pink than a red, but not a blue, but still pretty.

itsmedammit comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Lovely. Is it possible a random blue will appear?

glennlab replies on Aug 1, 2020:

I don't think so, I'm probably going to have to go to a high end pond store and buy a tuber, maybe next year. There are 2 in the Dallas area, but I tried to do it on the cheap side.

I have been looking for a blue lotus for years to replace one I lost, it looks like I failed again, ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 1, 2020:

Are blue ones rare?

glennlab replies on Aug 1, 2020:

yes, the last one I had came from a tuber.

Found a few I hadn’t seen before:

Lauren comments on Aug 1, 2020:

VERY nice! Love the Axl Rose one.

glennlab replies on Aug 1, 2020:

@Lauren You've seen me, so I have to go along with your evaluation.

Found a few I hadn’t seen before:

Lauren comments on Aug 1, 2020:

VERY nice! Love the Axl Rose one.

glennlab replies on Aug 1, 2020:

Time has not been good to some of us. I know how he feels.

I have been looking for a blue lotus for years to replace one I lost, it looks like I failed again, ...

RussRAB comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Keep us posted. It will be exciting to see.

glennlab replies on Jul 31, 2020:

I fully expect it to be open tomorrow, Are your passion vines OK?

I have been looking for a blue lotus for years to replace one I lost, it looks like I failed again, ...

Heidi68 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Can't wait to see the outcome!

glennlab replies on Jul 31, 2020:

I should post soon, they are are very fast growning plant, I"planted" 12 seeds and only one has come up, so Just a matter of time.

I have been looking for a blue lotus for years to replace one I lost, it looks like I failed again, ...

tinkercreek comments on Jul 31, 2020:

The photo appears as a lavender bloom - still a chance?

glennlab replies on Jul 31, 2020:

I have been fooled in the past, so until it actually opens, I'm on pins and needles.

I have been looking for a blue lotus for years to replace one I lost, it looks like I failed again, ...

itsmedammit comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Does the alkalinity or acidity affect the color of lotuses?

glennlab replies on Jul 31, 2020:

No it is genetic, but also they don't always come back true from seed.

I have been looking for a blue lotus for years to replace one I lost, it looks like I failed again, ...

dede18 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

you have a pond THAT big? lovely lotuses are in a class of their own.

glennlab replies on Jul 31, 2020:

It is 1200 gallons, It's not the largest I've had over the years, but it was the easiest to set up. This little sucker is just came up about 2 weeks ago, and has grown like a weed. I can't wait to see how it comes out.

Happy Friday! Share a pic of something that makes you happy!

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2020:

waterfalls 1, bridal veil, lower falls Yellowstone river 2. July 2016, 3. September 2017.

glennlab replies on Jul 31, 2020:

@itsmedammit I really enjoy the PNW in the spring when the waterfalls are at full volume. I guess it comes from growing up on the gulf coast where there were none.

a new collection

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 31, 2020:

Regarding the statement about Pelosi taking office, I researched it and it's not true. Trump and Pence would be out of office but the House and the Senate would have to agree on who would become President, per the 20th Amendment.

glennlab replies on Jul 31, 2020:

Congress has acted under ther 20th amendment and the 26th amendment to provide for the presidential order of succession, if both the office of president and vice president become vacant, the Speaker of the House shall assume the office and nominate a VP subject to confirmation by the senate. This is not new, the line of succession used to be to the president pro-tem of the senate, but it was realized during the Johnson presidency that the pro tem was normally a very old man, often in poor health, that this was not really a smart thing to do.

Happy Thursday Everyone! Today's question comes from our @Hastur - thanks, Alex! I'd have to say...

StarvingArtist comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Well that questions causes me to be rather sad for all the things age is starting to hold me back from doing with joy. Like the thrill of kayaking white water. But staying with the intent of the question - being drunk, as haven’t done that since early 20’s.

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2020:

@StarvingArtist I had to look that up, Wow! 137 miles to float

Have you heard about our lord and savior Smokey the bear?

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Honey, are you in there?

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2020:

@Lauren I was trying to keep it sweet

I recently learned that there is Black Lives Matter Foundation and there is Black Lives Matter ...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

I've been a member of the NAACP since the 60s, I try to wait for the shakeout before joining any organization or giving them financial support.

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2020:

@Jetty I question the legitamcy of both organizations, one has not filed a 990 in 2 years and I can find no record of the other ever filing one. The 990 is the publicly available financial disclosure statement filed with the IRS and required to be filed every year.

Happy Thursday Everyone! Today's question comes from our @Hastur - thanks, Alex! I'd have to say...

StarvingArtist comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Well that questions causes me to be rather sad for all the things age is starting to hold me back from doing with joy. Like the thrill of kayaking white water. But staying with the intent of the question - being drunk, as haven’t done that since early 20’s.

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2020:

I can relate to that, one of my favorite passtimes in Spokane was white water rafting on the rivers in the spring,

I recently learned that there is Black Lives Matter Foundation and there is Black Lives Matter ...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

I've been a member of the NAACP since the 60s, I try to wait for the shakeout before joining any organization or giving them financial support.

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2020:

My justification https://projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/organizations/474143254/201843169349304329/full and it appears they are the same foundation. Just another DBA.

a new collection

Lorajay comments on Jul 30, 2020:

You are on a roll, and it is a good one.

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2020:

thanks

IT'S. A. CAT.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Are you saying that she has a hairy...?

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2020:

@scurry Well there is something hairy between her legs.

If I asked you "Who are you"? Would you know what to say?

Pralina1 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Yes ?

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2020:

@Pralina1 I've been doing OK, I had my ultrasound Tues, doc called Tues afternoon with a rush on blood tests, so I did that today. Going to the hosp in this enviroment is really strange.

If I asked you "Who are you"? Would you know what to say?

Pralina1 comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Yes ?

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2020:

I always love that one.

US coronavirus: Nation could see deaths in the 'multiple hundreds of thousands,' group says - CNN

Jolanta comments on Jul 29, 2020:

The US population stands at 331 million plus at the moment. The death toll on an average is 923 per day. As it ramps up the death toll will rise. Nothing to look forward to.

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2020:

The very telling factors are the new infections curretly over 50,000 per day and the positivity rate as high as 50% in some hot spots. The positivity rate needs to be below 10% to even begin normalcy.

ByeByeSusan Fall House Cleaning (and the Senate, too! [youtube.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Is Susan a republican?

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2020:

@HumanistJohn officially she is a republican, she has tried to pretend to be a moderate, but still very much a republican https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Collins

Full page ad in this morning’s Omaha paper.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 28, 2020:

"Trump has a secret plan?" REALLY? Since when can he plan anything?

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2020:

rape cover ups seem to be his best efforts, and based on the number we know of, he doesn't seem to be very good at it even though he has tons of practice.

If you’re one of the people who thinks Trump is an absolute demon who needs to dissapear, then ...

zeuser comments on Jul 27, 2020:

Who's the one that the senators stabbed to death? That's the one I'd like to see him emulate.

glennlab replies on Jul 27, 2020:

Average rule of a Roman emperor was three years, but you are refering to Julius Ceasar. Most Roman emperors met an early death./

Has the Pandemic changed your sex life? [youtube.com]

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 26, 2020:

More.. More... And more...

glennlab replies on Jul 26, 2020:

ah, to be young and in love. enjoy!

The Democrats will not win the presidency or Congress until they purge their support for regressive...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2020:

I hate to say it, but you are delusional.

glennlab replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@PBuck0145 I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I worked for a national newspaper. with access to plethora of information. I was able to see the defeat of Bush as it occurred even though it was being reported as a victory for the republican agenda untilo Clinton cleaned his clocks. Icall you delusional because you have your head up your ass.

The Democrats will not win the presidency or Congress until they purge their support for regressive...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2020:

I hate to say it, but you are delusional.

glennlab replies on Jul 26, 2020:

@PBuck0145 I have worked in the media, an d I am a very political animal, I understand who does polling , I also understand the public mood. I47,000+ dead, the economy in shambles, those are lunch bucket issues, and they will drown DJT.

Now here's a real challenge!

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2020:

in order.

glennlab replies on Jul 26, 2020:

or the women he didn't have to pay to have sex with him, hush money counts

The trump republican party is truly a band of deplorables

Charlene comments on Jul 23, 2020:

They have devolved into a Melanoma on this Republic..

glennlab replies on Jul 23, 2020:

And like a melanoma they need to be excised and disposed of preferably by burning.

For the first one, she was the one that reportedly supplied the 13 year old that Trump raped.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 22, 2020:

If you haven't seen the Netflix doc. about Geoffrey....check it out. She's as despicable as he was. They moved freely in the ''society'' in Palm Beach. I'll bet he's not the only one terrified of having her testify!

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2020:

I'm pretty sure you are right. The pictures of Epstien and the rich and powerful are just the beginning of his coconspiritors

For the first one, she was the one that reportedly supplied the 13 year old that Trump raped.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Glenn...you get the BEST STUFF!

glennlab replies on Jul 22, 2020:

Thank you

Things to do during Covid iso

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 19, 2020:

You, sir, are downright devilish!

glennlab replies on Jul 20, 2020:

I try

An idea for your consideration.

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 19, 2020:

I do not believe Ex. Orders issued while "unfit" would be/could be enforced. Plus anything during the "lame duck" period until Jan 1st would be subject to judicial review/lawsuits, andlegislative approval/funding...the "funding" is the important part! Pence will immediately start claiming "I know ...

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2020:

If Pence issues the executive orders, they would be binding unless revoked before Feb 4

An idea for your consideration.

JackPedigo comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Sounds pretty far stretched. Since when does Pence have the authority to pardon the neighbor's dog? The way things look not only will the dumbass go but so will the senators who enabled him.

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@JackPedigo This administration is still in power until noon January 20. The president whether acting or elected still has full power until that time.

In light of current events

Rangerbeavis comments on Jul 19, 2020:

He's not LION!....I'm sorry for that but you know someone was going to...I apologize...

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2020:

Bad jokes are always welcome

According to a 2019 Pew Research survey, 68 percent of all atheists in America are men, with a ...

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

As a general rule atheist and agnostics are not evangelic and don't seek to convert others, so much like Jehova's Witnesses, it is a fools errand to do much more than provide support for those that are considering the belief system.

glennlab replies on Jul 19, 2020:

@Unpretentious The only avenue for increasing "our" nimbers is education, belief systems have lasted so long in face of contridicting evidence is that they offer comfort that people would rather have than the truth.

An idea for your consideration.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 18, 2020:

"Trump LOSES the November election" being the operative phrase here. Knowing what we know about the pustule, I can't imagine him EVER going into a psych ward.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo It has not been done to a president, but the mechanics are there. Reagan and Bush both relinquished their office voluntarily to undergo surgeries, so there is a history.

An idea for your consideration.

JackPedigo comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Sounds pretty far stretched. Since when does Pence have the authority to pardon the neighbor's dog? The way things look not only will the dumbass go but so will the senators who enabled him.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@JackPedigo read my post. The supposition is that after the defeat, Pence invokes the 25th for whatever reason.

An idea for your consideration.

JackPedigo comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Sounds pretty far stretched. Since when does Pence have the authority to pardon the neighbor's dog? The way things look not only will the dumbass go but so will the senators who enabled him.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

If Trump is removed under the 25th amendment, Pence becomes president with all of the powers attached.

An idea for your consideration.

Sticks48 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

You can't pardon someone who has not been convicted. There is no such thing as a pre-pardon.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

@Sticks48 Yes and New York just changed its law that allows prosecution where a federal pardon has been issued for the same crime. Previously a person could not be charged and tried in New York for a substantually same crime and a federal crime. (civil rights era double jepordy for LEs).

Saturday's first.

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Very good stuff!! Thank you!

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

I found a new treasure trove.

Saturday's first.

Lauren comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Wow, what a great batch, thank you! And yes, I'll share. :-)

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

that's what they're for.

An idea for your consideration.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 18, 2020:

"Trump LOSES the November election" being the operative phrase here. Knowing what we know about the pustule, I can't imagine him EVER going into a psych ward.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

Hence, the physically removed and committed.

An idea for your consideration.

Sticks48 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

You can't pardon someone who has not been convicted. There is no such thing as a pre-pardon.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

check out Ford's pardon of Nixon below, he was forgiven of all crimes, known and unkown committed from 1/20/69 through 8/9/74. I agree that that should be the law, but it is not cuirrently in the Federal statutes.

Saturday's first.

tioteo comments on Jul 18, 2020:

As long as they're coming, I'll keep reading.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

don't just read, share!

An idea for your consideration.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Pardons trump of what? No ones convicted him of anything. If trump loses the winner (we are assuming it's biden) takes office on Jan 21th. Yes December could be a fucking nightmare but there is no way any of the courts wanting to go after don the con could possibly get anything done of ...

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

From the text of Ford's pardon of Nixon, similar text could be used for Trump... Now, THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard Nixon, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 1969 through August 9, 1974. the full text... https://watergate.info/1974/09/08/text-of-ford-pardon-proclamation.html

An idea for your consideration.

Pralina1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

M I still the only one that thinks elections won’t be happening in November ? ?

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

The thought is still there, and his two police state events (DC andPortland) could be dry runs.

So, a nice iced coffee about 3pm sounds lovely! I get in the drive-up line at Dunkin Donuts, give ...

Pralina1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Never mind w headquarters . Send them that email , but call your local news channel if u really want things to change at that place and advocate for others who will be served coffee by her .

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

Exactly, my local Home Depot made the local news for its shoddy health practices. The next day, they had their parking lot marked for safe distance, had a person counting and limiting customers, and everyone was wearing their masks properly. Seems corporate didn't like the bad publicity and made system wide changes.

New plan for school reopening

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 18, 2020:

unfortunately this may be the plan....

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

If it's Trump's, it is.

Saturday's first.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Even better than yesterday, Glenn! Thanks! (The first one made me cry.)

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

So many of the civil rights warriors I met or knew have been going on, but it is to be expected, most were10-20 years older than me. But it still hurts to see them go.

Third time's a charm

HumanistJohn comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Fantastic! I'm going to share them, as I've done with a lot of the memes on here. I hope they get widespread coverage.

glennlab replies on Jul 18, 2020:

sharing is caring, please do.

New plan for school reopening

BirdMan1 comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Sad. Betsy DeVos needs to be tarred and feathered!

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

@wolf041 I was trying to pick the most annoying and rebellous group, pre teens going on 40.

Things to do during Covid iso

MissKathleen comments on Jul 17, 2020:

That wouldn’t be nice.

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

@HumanistJohn I know, but I was speaking to the irony at the drive up ATMs

My passion fruit vine is beautifully blooming and again the catterpillars are feasting on it.

RussRAB comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I see you are in Austin, TX. I have not been able to get Passion Flowers to grow here in DFW area. I initially thought it was our heat, but perhaps it is my very clay soil that bakes hard in the summer. Any suggedtions on what might help should I try again?

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

@RussRAB Once they are established, they will do fine. When I planted mine 20 years ago, I dug a hole about a foot square and 8 inches deep, I put compost in the hole and kept it watered for the first month(August) then light watering until the first frost. That was the last time I ever water or did anthing but cut them back.

New plan for school reopening

BirdMan1 comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Sad. Betsy DeVos needs to be tarred and feathered!

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

I think she needs to have to teach a classes of 12 year olds for the semester.

My passion fruit vine is beautifully blooming and again the catterpillars are feasting on it.

Allamanda comments on Jul 17, 2020:

So different to the tropical type here! but I also have never seen the caterpillars...

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

@Allamanda That is about the only way to tell where they are. They blend in so well untill they change color. I'm just a little too far north and not wet enough to get good production.

Happy Friday! Have you ever saved an animal’s life?

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Yes to both, the one that required the most work was getting my puppy through parvo, it had already claimed his littermate.

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

@CarolinaGirl60 Since I used a turkey baster to force meds and water, he would run and hide any time he saw me with one.

My passion fruit vine is beautifully blooming and again the catterpillars are feasting on it.

Allamanda comments on Jul 17, 2020:

So different to the tropical type here! but I also have never seen the caterpillars...

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

@Allamanda I have both varieties, we only get tiny fruit, this year I harvested about 30, none bigger than 2 inches long and half an inch wide.

My passion fruit vine is beautifully blooming and again the catterpillars are feasting on it.

RussRAB comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I see you are in Austin, TX. I have not been able to get Passion Flowers to grow here in DFW area. I initially thought it was our heat, but perhaps it is my very clay soil that bakes hard in the summer. Any suggedtions on what might help should I try again?

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

Russ, I'm just down the road, I've got passion vine and dragon fruit if you'd like to pick some up message me.

Sometimes things are not what they seem

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Very funny.. Penis warmers too!!

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

That would be itchy and scratchy

Things to do during Covid iso

MissKathleen comments on Jul 17, 2020:

That wouldn’t be nice.

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

It's a lot like asking why there is braile on the drive up ATMs

Part four

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 17, 2020:

The Liberal plot is so funny!🤣🤣🤣

glennlab replies on Jul 17, 2020:

I thought so too.

Part four

JackPedigo comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Very good. Even though I/we don't believe in 'it' (why do we assume it is male) why not play devils advocate. I would be curious in seeing the comments that the other side surely has against us libtards.

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

Sometimes the religious ones are just funny and you have to share, There are lots of things I don't necessarily believe in that are funny in their context.

Part two for your pleasure

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Love the Republicans for Biden sign!!!

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@dkp93 The last and only time I ever voted for a republican was Ford, but in my defense I was in the Air Force at the time.

Part four

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 16, 2020:

You have a great SOURCE, Glenn!

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

Lincoln Project among others

A few to start off

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 16, 2020:

The last is the best!!!

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

I thought so too.

Part two for your pleasure

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Love the Republicans for Biden sign!!!

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

I need to get one of those since my neighbors assume I'm a republican because I'm white.

This one is def in bad taste.

Zoohome comments on Jul 16, 2020:

I have that question actually. 😂

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

Can you see them using a fleshlight?

For me, it's pickles, just put them on the side

ZantiMisfit comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Just slide them over to me :)

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

I like pickles, just not on a sandwich. For me the taste is overwhelming and negates everything enjoyable.

Inciting the idiots

MissKathleen comments on Jul 16, 2020:

So, I am going to Colorado on Saturday, and have been following the Cañon City newspaper on fb. There had been only 40 cases and zero deaths in the whole county, which is why I decided to go ahead and go. In the last week, there have been six more cases (turns out, all at one prison), so I ...

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@MissKathleen Even though I had it, it's still gloves and amsks for me.

Inciting the idiots

MissKathleen comments on Jul 16, 2020:

So, I am going to Colorado on Saturday, and have been following the Cañon City newspaper on fb. There had been only 40 cases and zero deaths in the whole county, which is why I decided to go ahead and go. In the last week, there have been six more cases (turns out, all at one prison), so I ...

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

stay safe, it is a terrible disease, even if you only get a "mild" case.

That's what happens when everyone shaves (Red Skelton's favorite joke)

MissKathleen comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Just lucky, I guess.

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

at least he missed to the side, lol

This probably would be better understood in the 50+ group

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 16, 2020:

??? Please explain....

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

@BestWithoutGods That would be a big No.

Inciting the idiots

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Did the Chump really post that? It wouldn't surprise me if he did! 🙄

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

probably not, but it does fit.

This probably would be better understood in the 50+ group

BestWithoutGods comments on Jul 16, 2020:

??? Please explain....

glennlab replies on Jul 16, 2020:

Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holifield's ear in a heavyweight chanpionship boxing match.

Trump's bizarre COVID-19 claim: 'Biden and Obama stopped their testing'

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

I would love to ask "Stopped testing for what?" He's so out of touch, scary so.

glennlab replies on Jul 14, 2020:

Do you really think he could stay on subject long enough to actually answer your question?

I need an answer

Spinliesel comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Neither of them are essential oils!

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2020:

they could be. lol

words to live by....

EyesThatSmile comments on Jul 13, 2020:

All of the above?

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2020:

yep

a few for today

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Eighth meme stolen!! It's perfect!! Thanks Glenn :)

glennlab replies on Jul 13, 2020:

you're very welcome

One more set, I promise this is the last one today

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Love the third one. Yes, if you want to insult me, call me a republican!!!

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

I save that one for people that are really f..ed up.

Please let me know.

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 12, 2020:

I wanna be just like her when I grow up!

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

me too

second half

silverotter11 comments on Jul 12, 2020:

I love ALL of them! Excellent group.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

thanks

It's Sunday! Ask your questions! Have a lovely day, guys and dolls!

Donotbelieve comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Do people actually change or do they simply modify their behavior?

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

Everyone changes all the time, sometimes for the better and sometimes for the worse. They may not change what you think needs changing, but that doesn't mean that change is not taking place.

I figure I better post this before it is old news

freeofgod comments on Jul 12, 2020:

I hope she burns too.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

she'll either burn or swing like Jeffery.

todays picks

TheDoubter comments on Jul 12, 2020:

great collection, especially the first one

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

thanks

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Lorajay comments on Jul 12, 2020:

The 1st and next to the last ones are definitely my favorites but they're all on point.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

thanks

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NHjulie comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Partial to the one about teachers. Thanks for the posting.

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

you're welcome.

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JazznBlues comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Good set of memes!

glennlab replies on Jul 12, 2020:

thanks