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glennlab comments on Jun 15, 2022:

got it.

I like boring much better now.

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2022:

I would under the right circumstances.

Matt Gaetz calls Trump loyalist Jim Jordan 'the spiritual and intellectual leader' of House ...

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Matt I should have paid trump for that pardon Gaetz, is not who I would be looking to to endorse anyone. But I guess sex abusers like to stick together.

Relax. 🎶 So, fa, so good. 😆

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2022:

groan

I felt smart until now

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2022:

So "I am the chosen one".

Since I got divorced, they all stay up.

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2022:

The only time I put them down is when I have company or I'm at someone else's house.

Check out the outfits.

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2022:

I never really liked that song, but this makes it worse.

I herd you, the doctor said.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2022:

Big wave.

Guns: c'mon, buy one.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2022:

They would be funny if not so tragic.

It'll cook down, just watch.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2022:

Good ones,

It's Monday again!!! 😓🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2022:

good job, Birthday Girl

Happy Sunday!!! 😂😂😂😁

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2022:

You forgot the long pointy toed boots on your Mexican guys.

Hey! Those of you in Texas..... Ya' All doin' OK given JFK, Jr., is there?

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2022:

I thought the crazy index was up today, now I know why

Awwwe, when will it happen to me?

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2022:

For me you can skip all but the last one.

I generally retire to the tiki bar.

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2022:

loved the denial one.

You have to know your audience in crafting a help message.

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2022:

great set

New Video Shows Putin Comparing Himself to Peter the Great After months of denials that Russia is...

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2022:

Vlad, the 5'6" asshole the great.

Liz Chaney has just become extremely attractive to me.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

She still voted with trump over 90% of the time, She is one of the old style republicans, a little ethics and willing to go along to get what she wants. But she did throw her sister under the bus to get elected.

Oh.... It didn't turn out that way.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

And there are three seats in the space where 2 used to be.

How long can he wait?

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Wouldn't that be just peachy?

Insurrectionists Experience Consequences As Jan. 6th Hearings Begin | The Daily Show

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Louie is showing his congressional privilege.

Whats to stop the first GOP president from pardoning all the convicted felons from this ...

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Nothing

A no-brainer, this one.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

They are too in love with looking pretty while fucking you to the wall and cashing their excess profits out.

DUBIOUS ETHICS.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Actively seeking a pardon is an admission of guilt. It is established law that the acceptance of a pardon carries with it an admission that you are guilty.

Lots of babies were made from a car.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

and the back seat slept two, as long as you were stacked.

Smart groom.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Excellent.

Truth be told, this is how it really is.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Serving the ill informed since 1996

Did you see this happen? The all are denying it.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

If you were paying attention, you knew it was coming.

He is a firm believer

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I don't like their god at all.

“Beats the vinegar wine and stale bread you served yesterday.”

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

My coffee has been accused of being strong enough to raise the dead, so I'm going to rate this as true.

This is what happens when you make animals talk in cartoons.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Were any animals harmed in making this meme?

Where is all that salmon going to?

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Great ones!

Thought so, too. 😆

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

You mean it's not?

Word of the day is a reminder of 'trumperiness' (19th century): the state of being extremely showy, ...

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Trump was just the personification of the goals the republican party has had since Nixon. He did what others would not, not because they didn't want to, but because they were afraid of the ramifications.

The rats are deserting the sinking ship.

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

I think she finally got back for all the sexual touching trump did to her since she was a teenager.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Stephen's LIVE MONOLOGUE After The January 6th Committee ...

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Loved the Ivanka comment, bitter sweet moment for trump, she finally screwed him

Well that's a blast from the past!

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2022:

reminds me of Latin lessons.

There used to be some great contributors to this group, they posted clever and extremely funny posts...

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2022:

You have no idea how far it is to 10 if you think people are just posting to get there. try posting something funny if you want to raise the bar.

Loafers. Har Har. 😉

glennlab comments on Jun 9, 2022:

I bet they cost a lot of bread.

Who is laughing now?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

You ever try to buy spare parts for their motors though?

Can't hear it when I pee doc, the p is silent.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

good chuckles.

Um, I changed my mind about the egg white omelet thanks.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Did you ever wonder if the cavemen were just letting there kids draw on the walls to keep them busy?

This is how it happened

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Not good, try again.

10 super nice things you can say to the next scammer from India who calls you.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

can you give a phonetic spelling, just so I'm not misunderstood?

Takeaways from Tuesday's primaries in California, Iowa and more - CNNPolitics

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

The SF DA was a far far left (actual Marxist) that refused to prosecute anyone. The democrats were just as happy to be rid of him as were the republicans.

Remind you of anyone you know of?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Probably because Grampa Munster couldn't stand to be in the same room as the slime ball on the right.

Trump demanded that Secret Service help him join march on the Capitol

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I just read this last night, I wonder if the Jan 6, is leaking some previews to hype interest. If so, it is working.

Day 1 volunteering at the animal shelter and I didn't steal any kittens.

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Good for you, but there is still tomorrow.

15 "Weird Little Guys" Who Prove Cats Don't Know How To Be Normal – InspireMore

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Try Ghostery for an ad blocker, blocked all the ads on that site for me.

Who can we complain to about someone complaining about one of the nice guys on the site and calling ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

There doesn't seem to be anyone here to complain to except to point it out here in the senate.

Memphis lawmakers call to deny Trump police escort at rally over unpaid bills: ‘He’s notorious ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

About time these city governments stopped kissing his ass and covering his bills for him.

When a problem actually keeps you from trouble

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Hey there, shorty.

[wapo.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

I remember when this was first breaking, the Nixon people tried everything possible to discredit Martha, but in the end, it was Nixon and his ilk that were discredited.

Kyle Rittenhouse Lauded as Husband Material at Women's Leadership Summit

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

I would propose that he be sterilized instead.

What an AR-15 Does to a Child's Body: A Surgeon's View

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Just seeing what a bullet does to ballistic gel, when a bullet tears a rupture through it, would be enough for sane people, these gun nuts should have to attend an autopsy as part of their license requirement.

Well my friends, another change has come about in my life.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Rhonda, welcome back to Texas. I know it was a tough decision, but you'll be fine. Plus all the stuff @Pralina1 said.

Ultra MAGA Condoms. [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

What none for daddy?

I promise, it'll be fun.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

My kind of karaoke.

Look everybody, there is good news.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

Yhe answer to, for all the good the CBD did, I may as well have shoved them up my ass.

[wapo.st] A long read but full of fascinating history of Nixon and trump

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

great article.

Texas Rep.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2022:

I hope that we vote the lot of them out in November. Although with the most recent redistricting where they added more republican safe districts and no new minority districts, it's going to be hard.

Flying kitty?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

took me a second, but good one.

This was a rather large gopher snake in my garden this morning.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Your chicks are snake magnets.

So, I did a thing yesterday. I married someone I met online. We've been dating for three years.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Congrats! Best wishes to you both.

More things that are self sown , and not planned by me are now coming into their peak.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Volunteers are great.

Yeah, mental health, that's the ticket.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

What's funny, is the only people that they don't advocate having more guns to stop the shootings are blacks.

Yeah, mental health, that's the ticket.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

I knew the Uvalde shooter wasn't white when they said that they had killed him.

It was different then

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

He said the quiet part out loud, oops.

It was disappointing

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

If you don't know by now, you may be bisexual.

Happy Sunday!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

me too to #1

I find myself wondering how a suicide or self murder as it is called in Scotland of a prominent ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Religion seldom tries to explain or justify suicide. All the rites of the churches are focused on the living.

Rice tasting different ?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

If you have cats, never leave any food uncovered or unattended.

Just a few weird things about Christofascists.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

I laugh every time one of the "god punished them" people becomes a victim of a natural disaster, Karma.

I believe it.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

And...

Working crazy for the lazy

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Lazy people find the best ways to complete jobs rather than working like crazy.

The rest of the Saturday dump. It's not what it looks like, LOL.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

cop car hits home.

It will cost a fortune...IN BED.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2022:

some timely funny, some just funny.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO LIVE UP TO THE CONSTITUTION?

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Cure for that, DON'T lie to Congress of the FBI.

Four can fit in one car, two in the front, two in the back.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

loved grateful Ted.

Happy to share that today I received the 2022 Sexuality Educator Award from the American Association...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

Congrats.

Navarro Rants About ‘Our Republic’ as Hearing on Contempt Charges Goes Off the Rails ...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2022:

He probably can't get a council willing to present his arguments seeing the how the courts have responded to the frivolous arguments in previous cases.

It already Thursday!

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

If you fake an orgasm, he'll keep on doing it that way, You're your own worst enemy.

These are some items from the past it looks like fetishes were rather painful back then.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

That's a big NOPE!

NATO leader admits the war is about Russian concerns over NATO expansion: “President Putin ...

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

An expanded NATO would keep Putin from restoring the old Soviet Empire, that's not a bad thing.

I'd say definitely

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

They didn't kill me, but put me in the hospital twice while I was in tech school.

Never, ever put ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago. They don't put up with that there.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Keep up the good work.

you know, regardless of how you feel about the Depp/Heard trial, you have to admit this is true.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

on a pillow

Thunderstorms all day here! Sheldon the Morkie is scared of thunder, so he spent all day on my lap.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

if you have solo cups around, here's a reference

I have a therapy for you

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

It's scary to lots of people, too. It's best done when you are by yourself.

I really thought they'd pick me this time, but no.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

quite a good collection.

Oops should be more careful

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2022:

cheap thrills.

Sarah Palin's former in-laws are supporting her main Republican opponent Nick Begich in the upcoming...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

Those that know her best, like her least.

Perhaps I need a new hobby.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

That's what he gets for standing behind you.

Narcissistic memorial day.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

Time that he joined them.

There is an element of truth there... or is there? I take it with a pinch of salt. 😆

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

Was the chemistry right?

It's a quick and easy read. Makes sense, too.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2022:

But then they make eye contact and it's on.

I'm late tonight!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Late, but still funny

Racial Hatred is not a new thing.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

They were late to the game, but Oklahomans caught up to Mississippi and Alabama in one night.

The Worlds Most Disgusting thing!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

great minds think alike, I just post that elsewhere.

Ive been trying to grow peppers indoors for about a year and finally i have 2

glennlab comments on May 30, 2022:

Have you been starting from seed or plants?