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MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I'm from far West Texas, I know who Freddie Fender is! Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

Wow, you just wasted days and wasted nights

Lysol’s Vintage Ads Subtly Pushed Women to Use Its Disinfectant as Birth Control

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2020:

It was still not as effective as the birth control practiced by the ancient Egyptians. A vinegar soaked sponge pre coitus inserted.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@RoyMillar You learn a lot when you take a women in history course.

Lysol’s Vintage Ads Subtly Pushed Women to Use Its Disinfectant as Birth Control

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2020:

It was still not as effective as the birth control practiced by the ancient Egyptians. A vinegar soaked sponge pre coitus inserted.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@RoyMillar The Egyptians were the first to document it and it was a common practice up until around the Christian takeover of the Roman empire around 300 CE. Shepherds had been using a more effective means to keep their female camels from getting pregnant by placing stones into their cervix.

If you manage to get through Thanksgiving dinner with no fights, try this for dessert

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I don’t like crust so there better not be a fight!

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@RussRAB I used a baking dish, but I added an etra egg to the filling.

Woke up to a winter wonderland this morning. These seem fitting for today.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2020:

these pretty well cover my feelings

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@Lauren Winter weather is not kind to me either. I'm really glad I got the hot tub now, I haven't worn the new off of it yet, but the relief of not feeling pain in ,my feet is fantastic.

If you manage to get through Thanksgiving dinner with no fights, try this for dessert

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I don’t like crust so there better not be a fight!

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

I've done a crustless pumpkin "pie" . Must say I did like it better.

New Year's Resolution (I know it's early)

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Good luck to you! I have given up hope for myself.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

I figure in the ICU on my way to check out.

My exercise program

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I have not cared for bacon since childhood. I used to pick off the fat when it was cooked lightly or break it into pieces and spread it around my plate to look like I had eaten it when it was overdone as in the picture. Always in trouble for not being grateful for “good” food.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2020:

My son doesn't care for it if it is crispy, and he picks off the fat on the barely done ones.

Trump dump

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Right now the first one hurts because I found out that yesterday my 34 year old daughter died of the virus because she didn't believe in it and failed to seek medical help.

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2020:

So sorry for your loss.

Another Thanksgiving joke

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I’ll never forget the time we went to sister in law’s for turkey and she hadn’t removed the bag of guts before cooking.😖 I heard on news that 70% of people who will be cooking this year are novices. The fire department is saying this is a recipe for disaster.

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy It;s their show, I offered to do the turkey, she wants to do it. I'm doing the potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce. I cooked a small turkey today so that I could deglaze the pan for gravy and have the turkey bits to put in the gravy. The rest of the bird is already in the freezer in single serving packs, I plan on freezing some of the gravy to go with it. No matter how her's comes out, it will be good.

My favorate garden bloom today.

LiterateHiker comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I love old fashioned, fragrant roses. I ran around having mini-orgasms at the Portland, Oregon Rose Garden. "Oh, smell this one! It's heavenly! Look at the exquisite colors!" Inhaling, savoring, marveling and gasping in ecstasy. After an hour, I had olfactory overload. Couldn't smell a ...

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2020:

I love the Portland Rose Garden and the Japanese garden too, thanks for reminding me of them.

Another Thanksgiving joke

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I’ll never forget the time we went to sister in law’s for turkey and she hadn’t removed the bag of guts before cooking.😖 I heard on news that 70% of people who will be cooking this year are novices. The fire department is saying this is a recipe for disaster.

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2020:

My daughter-in-law (joined thje family Sept 4,2020) will be doing the bird. My son normally cooks their meals, I can't wait.

Damn what am I?

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 22, 2020:

The meme says no but my DNA says different. I must be very aberrant because I never liked hot dogs, period.

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2020:

me either

The times, they are a changing (with apologies to Bob Dylan)

RussRAB comments on Nov 22, 2020:

What a difference a year makes.

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2020:

What I used to do for fun has now become socialy responsible.

Uh...maybe a bit too stylized...?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Melania wants to go to Paris.

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@Freespirit64 but she can see this one.

There seems to be a question floating around about whether President elect Joe Biden should ...

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2020:

The best thing would be for Harris to actually preside over the Senate. The VP is given that duty in the constitution, the majority leader is not, Rs have shown that tradition is not to be followed, so bring us back to the time when the VP was an actual administrator, schedule the votes, assign the...

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@Mofo1953 There has only been a majority leader since 1925, Obama didn't have the blatant, in your face oposition (it was there, just not as out in public as lately) This would be a play from McConnell's playbook. Don't like the rules, ignore them.

I wonder if it leaves an after taste

bookofmorons comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Probably what Trump will end up as. ( hope Melania got the money up front)

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@Freespirit64 Told you she was prepped. that one is so appropriate.

Don't you hate when you're minding your own business and someone spoils it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2020:

....................

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2020:

good one

Don't you hate when you're minding your own business and someone spoils it

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 21, 2020:

She looks like she has been hearing that over and over for a while!

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2020:

An eternity

I've always though CCR was one of the best groups ever. Bad Moon Rising. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2020:

This my all time favorite by them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA7iGxV6rt4

glennlab replies on Nov 21, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot when I went looking for it, I just left play on, still playing CCR

The Pope fronting 'Bad Religion'.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Goddamn the pusherman

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Wisterious that whole album was great.

The Pope fronting 'Bad Religion'.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Goddamn the pusherman

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Wisterious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

I wonder if it leaves an after taste

bookofmorons comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Probably what Trump will end up as. ( hope Melania got the money up front)

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

She no new commer to the pay to play game, so I'm sure she has been feathering her get away home in case he doesn't die soon.

Public service announcement

Spinliesel comments on Nov 20, 2020:

You are a riot! thanks, Glennlab.

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

Anytime, Humor is my way of dealing with life, there is always a funny side for me anyway.

Safe is as safe does...

Wisterious comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Thank you for the light hearted meme. Greatly appreciated. You bring us some great ones, so thank you again!

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Wisterious I used a file folder, the rolodex kept falling on the floor.

Beer and pickled eggs will help you load up.

jeshuey comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Unfortunately hugging controvenes public policy.

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

Just prepping you for normal times.

The Pope fronting 'Bad Religion'.

bobwjr comments on Nov 20, 2020:

In a gadda da vida

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

what I thought of first, now I've got to think of a new one.

Follow me for more car tips

Wisterious comments on Nov 19, 2020:

That's what we women fear every time we get a mammo!

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Wisterious As I said, semi

Follow me for more car tips

Wisterious comments on Nov 19, 2020:

That's what we women fear every time we get a mammo!

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2020:

As long as it doesn't leave a mark, you're semi OK

A little intermission for the ladies

LiterateHiker comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Gross.

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2020:

Sorry you had to see that.

Winter is coming

Wisterious comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Just rub your hand over the knob. Friction. Yah, that'll do it.

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2020:

sounds like the voice of experience lol

Scientist thought they would observe a black hole forming, but were surprised by the birth of a ...

yvilletom comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Science fiction appeals to so many readers that even the Smithsonian publishes it. One group of cosmologists say neutrons decay in under fifteen minutes so those cosmologists don’t hypothesize the existence of neutron stars. Another group of cosmologists need neutron stars to support their ...

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@yvilletom sorry but I wouls call this massive ...Neutrons stars are extreme objects that measure between 10 and 20 km across. They have densities of 1017 kg/m3(the Earth has a density of around 5×103 kg/m3 and even white dwarfs have densities over a million times less) meaning that a teaspoon of neutron star material would weigh around a billion tonnes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_star

Scientist thought they would observe a black hole forming, but were surprised by the birth of a ...

yvilletom comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Science fiction appeals to so many readers that even the Smithsonian publishes it. One group of cosmologists say neutrons decay in under fifteen minutes so those cosmologists don’t hypothesize the existence of neutron stars. Another group of cosmologists need neutron stars to support their ...

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@yvilletom the very theory of neutron stars is that every proton has been bound with an electron becoming a neutron, so the existence of a proton is impossible in a neutron star. The theory is based on the gravitational attraction and vanderwal forces creating a super massive star, since they exist, the theory holds water.

Scientist thought they would observe a black hole forming, but were surprised by the birth of a ...

yvilletom comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Science fiction appeals to so many readers that even the Smithsonian publishes it. One group of cosmologists say neutrons decay in under fifteen minutes so those cosmologists don’t hypothesize the existence of neutron stars. Another group of cosmologists need neutron stars to support their ...

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2020:

Neutrons decay if free, if they are in a nucleus they are extremely stable. Physics.

What else would we expect in 2020?

Wisterious comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Dyslexic typist? (or maybe a subversive employee's humor hehe.) Until now, I'd not thought how the two words have the same letters.

glennlab replies on Nov 18, 2020:

It's what happens when your language is a mix mash of nearly every other language, Satan is from Hebrew, while Santa comes from Spanish via latin

Having a great night with my youngest granddaughter for her 3rd Birthday.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2020:

Nice kids, Great Gammy

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Trying, but such is life.

Group Members Only..?

Robecology comments on Nov 10, 2020:

@Varn You have several choices for absurd, uninteresting or otherwise derogatory posts. -ignore them -block them -reply to them This whole social media is about intellectual interaction...if you read something that's a "waste of time". -do one of the three recommended. Remember that ...

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2020:

@Varn Just join the group, post your comment, leave the group 2 extra clicks.

I don't get high anymore.

Wisterious comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Photoshopped, I do believe.

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@Wisterious When I worked a survey crew I watched an alligator snatch a pit bull off the levee. gave me a lot of respect for their ability to catch something several feet from the water's edge

I don't get high anymore.

Wisterious comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Photoshopped, I do believe.

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@Wisterious They have equated the strain on captive dolphins to humans in prison. I think I remember the incidents you are refering to. No way am I going to get in the water with a captive animal. I will visit aquariums, but not animal amusement parks

I don't get high anymore.

Wisterious comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Photoshopped, I do believe.

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@Wisterious So sorry you are having a bad day and understand your frustration. Yhanks for taking the time to explain it so well/ Hope it gets better.

I don't get high anymore.

Wisterious comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Photoshopped, I do believe.

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2020:

most likely but still funny

I tried language not.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Over thinkers problems, lol

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@Hathacat that i knew exactly what you m,eant

[wearethemighty.com] Cats in WWI

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2020:

working cats, like working dogs can make the best pets. Great story

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@Larimar Probably because the working cats don't require training or a lot of care.

Happy Tuesday! What is your one most essential kitchen tool? Just One! Chef's knife for moi!

StarvingArtist comments on Nov 11, 2020:

A helper!!!! 😁

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2020:

That's the way to think outside the box Love it

I'm with the shirt....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

You know, when cops go looking for a killer, they always find duct tape. I thought, only briefly, about that - how many people out there DON'T have some duct tape?

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2020:

@EyesThatSmile I keep some of my camping and fishing stuff in the car most of the time. I drive a lot in the west and mountains, so I carry emergency stuff too.

I'm with the shirt....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

You know, when cops go looking for a killer, they always find duct tape. I thought, only briefly, about that - how many people out there DON'T have some duct tape?

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2020:

I keep a roll in my trunk at all times, along with ropes and a tow stap and hunting knife, just in case

Is there an option to block a group, I’m getting the boob issues that others have had in the past.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2020:

go to the group page, click on the menu button, go to hide group, click, done

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2020:

@girlwithsmiles change your color settings to red or orange, it should help, I had to do that after the last update so that I could read the screened areas

Monday's dump part 1

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 9, 2020:

It’s so satisfying that Trump lost. I hate republicans and refuse to forgive and forget 🤬. Also there was an interesting meme in my Instagram feed this morning that stated if only women voted in the election, Biden would have 435 electoral votes so I’m pretty sick of the wrongly blaming ...

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2020:

@JackPedigo I am sure that info is available, but I was unable to find it easily.

Monday's dump part 1

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 9, 2020:

It’s so satisfying that Trump lost. I hate republicans and refuse to forgive and forget 🤬. Also there was an interesting meme in my Instagram feed this morning that stated if only women voted in the election, Biden would have 435 electoral votes so I’m pretty sick of the wrongly blaming ...

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2020:

Uneducated white men, were actually the worst.

It's amazing how revelations come to you at the strangest times.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 9, 2020:

And a lot of people who reeeaaallyyyy loooove their Mother , as far as I can see while I am driving .

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2020:

I like telling those to do something that is anotomically impossible

Judge Jeanine Pirro fired by Fox News.... We live in strange days indeed.

Lauren comments on Nov 9, 2020:

It's hard to believe that she could have been in too much of a drunken stupor even for their standards, so very strange indeed. Mercy, she's an abrasive, unbearable shrew.

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2020:

Seems like a lot of the recent Fox departures have been sex related, maybe another sexual harrasment payout.

Can't say I blame her. [outline.com]

Canndue comments on Nov 9, 2020:

You know, she will be 35 in 4 years. May her fire stay lit!

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2020:

@Zoltans_Queen He has never been a democrat, the party rules allow anyone to run for the nomination, he caucuses with the democrats and has his chaimanship of the VA committee for that reason. I have known about and liked Bernie at least since 2002, he was a weekly guest on the Thom Hartman show where he took unfiltered calls from listeners and answered every question not avoiding any.

Can't say I blame her. [outline.com]

Canndue comments on Nov 9, 2020:

You know, she will be 35 in 4 years. May her fire stay lit!

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2020:

@Zoltans_Queen Bernie has refused to join the Democratic Party. He is an Independent. He has been since he ran for Congress and continues to be. That was one of the big things used against him. He is the longest serving Independent in history. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Sanders

O my Godd, I has come to hate at this annoying narcissist.

Wisterious comments on Nov 8, 2020:

She is a beautiful lady, isn't she? I was going to give her the benefit of the doubt about her being the same on the inside until she wore that jacket. What do you guys think that was about? I wasn't a member here at that time. I just don't know what to think about her.

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2020:

@Wisterious I believe it was in the Cohen info drop. There has been so much derogatory information, it is hard to remember the exact source.

O my Godd, I has come to hate at this annoying narcissist.

Wisterious comments on Nov 8, 2020:

She is a beautiful lady, isn't she? I was going to give her the benefit of the doubt about her being the same on the inside until she wore that jacket. What do you guys think that was about? I wasn't a member here at that time. I just don't know what to think about her.

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

She is just as sleazy and power hungry as he is. She managed to pull a Donald and wait until she had the upperhand to modify her prenup, she has never said it was anything more than a financial arrangement. My distaste for her is huge.

Apparently I've been living in my euphoric bubble and thought the other side was becoming resigned ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Nov 8, 2020:

I always go to the comments on any of the sites I read, and they are usually pretty awful from trump supporters. They are so full of vile Rhetoric, and downright dangerous comments. I often wonder if the FBI monitors these sights. 😳

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

FBI, Secret Service, NIC, DHS, DIA all have been know to monitor and take action when it was necessary. They are all still embarrassed by Oklahoma City.

We have 1500 members, everyone congratulate yourselves

Freespirit64 comments on Nov 8, 2020:

This is my favorite group

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

We enjoy having you

We have 1500 members, everyone congratulate yourselves

Petter comments on Nov 8, 2020:

May I award myself $$$?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

give yourself as much as you can afford.

Submitted for your approval

Wisterious comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Is it really possible to repeal and replace him? Huh huh? I seriously wanna know!

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

@Wisterious By senate rules, which can be changes on the first day of each session or anytime with a suspention of the rules, it only takes 50 senators+ the VP to elect a new senate majority leader. The framers intended for the VP to actually be doing what Mitch the Bitch is doing. The Senate is a strange animal.

Steve Schmidt breaks down Trump's imminent fall from grace [m.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Can they be ''pardoned'' when they haven't been charged?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

@NHjulie That is a legal question that has never been litigated. Most legal minds agree that he cannot self pardon, however if he were allowed to, he could still be prosecuted for obstuction of justice and in state court. The obstruction charge comes from the clean hands doctorine that a bad actor cannot benefit from their bad actions

Submitted for your approval

Wisterious comments on Nov 8, 2020:

Is it really possible to repeal and replace him? Huh huh? I seriously wanna know!

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

If he lives for the full six years of his term, we can only remove him by taking the republicans out of the majority.

Steve Schmidt breaks down Trump's imminent fall from grace [m.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Can they be ''pardoned'' when they haven't been charged?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2020:

@chalupacabre Had I not been so involved with the Nixon resignation and its aftermath, I probably wouldn't have the knowledge of all the rules and protocols

Shall we start a pool bet on how long it's going to take Melania to file for divorce?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 7, 2020:

She ain’t going anywhere . She will put him in the grave b4 she gets a divorce , she did the math long ago , aint gonna be that long of a wait . Her son is the ticket to security as well , And she will stay exactly where she is w a huge smile on her face too . Husband will be medicated and let ...

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2020:

I couldn't have said it better

Steve Schmidt breaks down Trump's imminent fall from grace [m.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Can they be ''pardoned'' when they haven't been charged?

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo As part of the Trump organization their participation in the fraud places them in firm jeopardy.

Steve Schmidt breaks down Trump's imminent fall from grace [m.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Can they be ''pardoned'' when they haven't been charged?

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo I think his home may be upsate New York for a few years

Steve Schmidt breaks down Trump's imminent fall from grace [m.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Can they be ''pardoned'' when they haven't been charged?

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Yes, both New York and New Jersey have active state investigations for tax evasion and fraud. The governors hold the power to pardon and each state has there own rules as to how that could happen. I think his move to Fla was to try and put some distance between those two jurisdiction and himself.

Steve Schmidt breaks down Trump's imminent fall from grace [m.

NHjulie comments on Nov 7, 2020:

How can you pardon someone who hasn't been charged yet?

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2020:

The is no requirement to be indicted or convicterd and pardons have been given without even stating which crimes have been committed see above.

Steve Schmidt breaks down Trump's imminent fall from grace [m.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Can they be ''pardoned'' when they haven't been charged?

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2020:

No indictment or conviction is necessary as evidenced by Ford's pardon of Nixon... Now, THEREFORE, I, GERALD R. FORD, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard Nixon, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 20, 1969 through August 9, 1974. for the full text https://watergate.info/1974/09/08/text-of-ford-pardon-proclamation.html In case you are wondering the time frame to issue it.2 minutes to resign, 2 minutes to swear in the VP as Pres, 1 minute to sign the order. @NHjulie @chalupacabre @Besalbub

With the electoral college dominating the news, eight years ago trump tweeted on November 7, 2012 ...

Wisterious comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Although I'd like to read more about its history, it preliminarily seems to me that the EC is moot, that its time has passed. I agree it should go away and each person's vote be counted equally via 'the popular vote.' [BTW, by memory I remember reading that in 2000 (was it?) that 2-3 Electoral ...

glennlab replies on Nov 7, 2020:

Electors to the EC are elected by their party conventions for the most part, some are actually on the general election ballot. Most states do not require that an elector vote for the party's nominee, but since they are generally party regulars, they vote the will of the people that elected them. Faithless electors are begged for by the losers, but there was only one in 2016 who cast a vote for Ron Paul. (Texas)

Businsess Insider has called the election. Game over. [businessinsider.com]

Mooolah comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Are they "fake"? Hahahahahahahahaha

glennlab replies on Nov 6, 2020:

@Mooolah That should have been implemented once he got the nomination, the SS protections will transition to full blown within the next couple of days.

Remember a few days ago when I lamented the negatives of glasses?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2020:

I try to remember my safety glasses when I am dealing with pokey things and dusty things.

glennlab replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@Wisterious Glad you escaped injury. Be careful.

Been away for a spell. I hope these aren’t repeats.

Wisterious comments on Nov 5, 2020:

Re: Barbie, . . . I'll scrounge around to find a bald GI Joe to post. : D (She reminds me a little of Lucille Ball.)

glennlab replies on Nov 5, 2020:

More Bette Davis to me,

Me gustaría hacer un grupo de WhatsApp que hable de ciencia, conversar, hacer amigos, ¿te ...

Wisterious comments on Nov 5, 2020:

@glennlab @JustLuAnn Just an fyi. Do you guys want to know about new members who are soliciting outside interests? Thanks Wisterious

glennlab replies on Nov 5, 2020:

If you see it a good place to report is https://agnostic.com/group/TrollsScammers

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 4, 2020:

There is no stealing, but it is looking more and more like Biden has won. The only downside to the Biden win is we will not longer have Dumpsterfire Donnie to bash and the Pinata might end up not needed any longer.

glennlab replies on Nov 5, 2020:

That is something that I would willingly give up to get rid of the dumpster

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

Wisterious comments on Nov 4, 2020:

@glennlab. This is a screenshot from the Dept of Defense. The states' rules differ, from what I read a little bit earlier today, ...not that it will necessarily matter.

glennlab replies on Nov 4, 2020:

You are right, I was operating from memory, in the 29 states that allow late receipt of military ballots, it varies from two to 20 days.

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

CourtJester comments on Nov 4, 2020:

Many states went outside of their constitutions taking in votes at 2am and 4am, well after the poles closed. It will all be decided in the courts weeks from now.

glennlab replies on Nov 4, 2020:

That is a blatant lie unless you can give specifics about what precints it occurred in and not that you heard it on fox news.

Is Biden (eventually) going to win?

Wisterious comments on Nov 4, 2020:

@glennlab. Not to mention that armed services members have additional time (the rules are state specific) for their ballots to arrive and be counted. I don't know if service members' votes have ever flipped a winner, but, hey, this is a really close race.

glennlab replies on Nov 4, 2020:

Federal law states up to 7 days for them to be included in the vote totals.

I'm sure that a lot of us feel this way this morning, take a deep breath [youtube.com]

lookinhard comments on Nov 4, 2020:

the one..the only...Mr. Petty

glennlab replies on Nov 4, 2020:

a little musical relief while we wait for the final results

How are Y'all holding up, I'm off to bed

Pralina1 comments on Nov 4, 2020:

At work . I just walked out in my car for a 30 mnt break after I seen him declaring victory . I have four more hrs to go and some very sick people to be with . I think I am going to avoid thinking of the worse until 0730 . America is stupid . That hurts 🙁 America is selfish and unkind . That ...

glennlab replies on Nov 4, 2020:

We probably won't know as a projection until late tomorrow, maybe for several more days.

How are Y'all holding up, I'm off to bed

Diagoras comments on Nov 4, 2020:

I don't know when you posted this but trump just declared an illegitimate victory and threatened to stop ballot counting.

glennlab replies on Nov 4, 2020:

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Why does this guy remind me of an earthworm? Of course, that's an insult to earthworms everywhere.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Born on third base and thought he hit a triple, with apologies to Ann Richards

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2020:

@NHjulie From half a lifetime of heavy drinking and smoking, and being the only female in lots of meetings. I miss her brand of politics.

And now we wait (I brought my own pen).

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I am falling back to my old habits of looking at Sec of State websites to see the actual breakout. In Texas, the first vote totals at 7:05 are all the early voting and mail ballots received prior to election day. If it holds true to form, those will be a good indicator of the winner here.

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2020:

@NHjulie It is going to depend on how well the websites are working. I expect response time to be really slow and the polls may not even be closed before 10 pm tonight. I will be on pins and needles trying to figure the trends, which will be a lot more difficult since I was not involved directly in any campaign.

Why does this guy remind me of an earthworm? Of course, that's an insult to earthworms everywhere.

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Born on third base and thought he hit a triple, with apologies to Ann Richards

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2020:

@NHjulie She was a hoot. I ran into her a lot at functions and conventions, cut a couple of deals with her. A woman of great intellect and humor and honor. Cup on the left is her campaign quote cup, her on a harley is the other side.

They should all be quarantined together!

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2020:

It's considered casual contact, see CDC guidelines.

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2020:

@Wisterious My comment was the answer I received when one of our bishops contracted AIDs and I asked if the practice of kissing the bishops ass would be suspended. The minister that replied said it with a totally straight face and it has stuck with me here 30 + years on.

Stuck in the middle

KKGator comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Here I am...

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2020:

@Sticks48 with you

Definitely trying this! 😆🍷

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2020:

If you're up for teaching them the wonders of alcohol, just speed up the process by adding a sprinkle of yeast. I do that in my compost to speed up the breakdown of sugars.

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2020:

@AmmaRE007 The are a lot more sugars and carbs that plants still have to break down farther in compost, the yeast makes it more available and speeds release of the nitrogen locked in ththat composted fertilizer

Just in case you needed reminding.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 2, 2020:

Well. I don’t agree with the idiot part...

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2020:

Thank you, I try to keep it covered up.

Y'all know sexy when you hear sexy?

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 2, 2020:

I never had a southern accent despite being raised in Alabama, we owned a TV. My father was a red neck hick of monumental proportions, but he didn't have a Southern accent either, so he could be a failure at everything he ever tried to do. The most cring worthy thing I've ever heard was a guy ...

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2020:

I was raised by my English teacher grandmother, If I talked with either a southern or cajun accent, I caught hell. In high school, I was in debate, and one of the things that they drilled into you, No southern accent, it makes you perceived as less intelligent.

Uplifting turned bad. Twice.

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2020:

cold and dark

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 birds of a feather ect

Happy Sunday Everyone.

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Cold weather is beginning.. What are you doing to prepare?

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

Hot tub enclosure is nearly finished and plants will move in before the first freeze.

Happy Sunday Everyone.

ZantiMisfit comments on Nov 1, 2020:

No need to apologize for being offline with family 🤗 Happy November! Besides Thanksgiving, what comes to mind when you think of this month?

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

mowing the leaves, then the goddamn rye grass all winter

Happy Sunday Everyone.

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Have you guys been ordering more take out because of covid? Just so you didn't want to go outside? I have.. Plus to help support local businesses...

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

Cooking at home, but being moredeliberate in my choices so i don't have to go out. I have taken my vacuum sealer out so I can put up things in the freezer so that this fall I'll be safely sequestered during the flu season.

WHAT’S ONE THING PEOPLE WOULD NEVER KNOW ABOUT YOU JUST BY LOOKING AT YOU?

Sierra4 comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Look at me and you see a Boomer white man living in Texas. It has been assumed that I am a right wing, christian, Trumpster.

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

Same here

President Donald Trump on Saturday offered praise to a group of pro-Trump pickup truck drivers in ...

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Hope they got license plate info & pix! Sounds like attempted murder to me!

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

The police were called and did respond, there are multiple videos from both sides, the FBI has taken point on the investigation.

President Donald Trump on Saturday offered praise to a group of pro-Trump pickup truck drivers in ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 1, 2020:

That's like the nut who illegally and consistently removes my Biden signs from my yard and throws them into the creek on the other side of the road. I consistently get them out of the creek and put them back up in my yard.

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

Glitter and vaseline, liberally on all the edges of the sign, it'll just look like to bedazzelled the sign so they won't be prepared of the sticky stuff and the glitter is the revenge that keeps on giving.

None of that buying a bunch of prestrung om a stick for us

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Water ballons 😂

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

The number of broken necks on the faucet told you how intense it had been. They normally snapped just as yours was about to fill and someone blind sided you or you were in such a hurry to get back to the battle that you filled it too fast/too much

Biden camp cancels multiple Texas events after a "Trump Train" surrounded a campaign bus ...

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 1, 2020:

So, buy some security with your campaign money and move on with your plans! I’m sure you could pay for a Biden posse. Did these people get arrested? Why was this allowed? I thought political campaigns got police protection?

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2020:

The candidate gets protection, Police were called and I'm not sure if they arrested anyone.

It's that time of year again

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 31, 2020:

I'm turning my back just one hour.. This is the best part of my life!! Two sweet babies and frankie?! Woohoo!☺

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2020:

You;ve still got your best years in front of you, don't waste it.

I don't even know where to start with the problems with this one

bobwjr comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Texas I bet, no taste there

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2020:

I re symbol that remark

I don't even know where to start with the problems with this one

scurry comments on Oct 31, 2020:

They get more unbelievable the more you look.

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2020:

I know, horse hooves, and cattle upper, not to mention the odd angle heels