That time of year here yikes

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I have been sexually assaulted by tree sperm

Can believe that

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

too late

Someone thinks they can design...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Not even sure where to begin on this one

The thing that sucks is that unfortunately this eventually happens to most of us.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

It still beats the alternative, but to be forgetful than forgotten.

Texas Republicans say their proposed voting restrictions are color blind.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Dan Patrick, a second rate sportscaster elected on the reputation of the much better know real sportscaster is upset because he thinks they are secretly calling him a racist. Dan, we are not secretly calling you a racist, we are outright saying you are the most blatant racist in the state of Texas, which says a lot.

Please save the ducks

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

What do they do with all the feathers?

Nailed it!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Fits

This Hammer.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I haven't heard this in decades, thanks.

Who's got plan for some fun adventures this summer?

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I'm going to be doing my Dallas-Las Vegas trips by car this summer. There is still a ton of stuff to see in that corridor for me and a lot I want to see in more detail

Tucker Carlson’s Racist White Replacement Theory Stirs Controversy Fox News host Tucker Carlson...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

He is certainly full of it.

That family tree does not fork out much..

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Whole new meaning to sister wife.

That's called a bus phew

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

or this

How about just a quick motor boat...the pills can wait.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Why not?

Lot of that going around...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2021:

I would say a bunch of men in dresses

🚬💣🧨💊💉🔥🌪🌧🌟🌍

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Liked Neil best, but the rest are still good

I live in a very hard clay soil area and routinely time my ground work around softening rains.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2021:

Weather will vary little year to year on average according to the lunar calendar, so most people that pay attention to weather cycles will look at the point you are in the lunar cycle to try and predict whether you are too early to plant or not. Again this is only the average and doesn't predict any single planting season. I also look at the long term weather forecast and whether my back hurts or not.

I guess BOB will get a rest, too...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2021:

everready and roy-o-vac are going to be upset too.

Many of my shrubs look like they may not make it after our 12 days of extreme freezing weather but ...

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2021:

My chinese photinia has come back better after the freeze, but many of my other plants either bit it or had major damage. My magnolia had a lot of damage, but it is already budding out for a major bloom in a few weeks.

This time Tucker the racist fucker will be fired. Opinions? [businessinsider.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Why get rid of the guy that says out loud what his bosses think, unless they can get someone cheaper.

Oliver continues to be my bestest dog-cat ever.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2021:

That's one big fluffy cat.

Nasty habits!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Sometimes they would stick together and your could eat half a pack at once.

Now that's a great advertisement

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Placement, like location is everything in advertising.

Fun little appetizers. Not for everyone.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2021:

Talk about a sausage fest!

Big misunderstanding

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Why is every one picking on a guy who did.t get a high school sweetheart until he was nearly 40?

Peek-a-boo...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Question for the ages.

New breed ?

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Stuck up bird?

Oops that's just wrong

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Next time try Lowes

Went too far ?

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Commitment?

Big thing now

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2021:

Oh yes

This is me! I'm weird!

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2021:

Turn it up just a bit.

Me again! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2021:

Yep Same here

Plague or pollen?

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2021:

It is getting bad.

A mix of memes

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2021:

love Charlie brown

I think that I am ‘signing’ off from agnostics.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2021:

You will be missed

My walk last Sunday ( 4th of April) at the Zoological and botanical garden in Central, Hong Kong.✨

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2021:

are the last two gingers?

Would it be a good thing if we told Drump Some of the charges against him wouldbe dropped in return ...

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2021:

I don't beleive that he would be willing to admit guilt for any reason. If we were able to grant him full amnesty for any and all acts committed against the US of A, he is such a narcissist that he would balk. Prosecute, convict and do not let up

A slightly sexist conclusion but still very funny.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2021:

oh no he didn't

The ultimate scam by No.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Yes they did, he told them he was a slime ball, he showed them he was a slime ball, then they were shocked when he slime balled them.

[thetimes.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2021:

It seems as if the Rev. Jackson has struck a sore spot. If you believe that 400 years of colonization of the colored countries wasn't a racist past, then I would suggest reevaluating your understanding of racism

The advances n technology are amazing!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Great market for metric crescent wrenches, people need to replace all the SAE ones.

You left the seat up.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Way too much counter top left open.

Living cariacture

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2021:

Poor Butthead, how awful is it to be compared to Gaetz?

My new dating question

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

both of them, OK, but only if they re -sprout

Debris from SpaceX rocket launch falls on farm in central Washington [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Based on my experience with falling objects, 10 to 1 it hit a bull, that was in his prime breeding status.

How The Trump Campaign Steered Supporters Into Unwitting Donations: NYT | Morning Joe | MSNBC ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Donnie Connie

A pillow fight with death?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

chuckle groaner.

New Easter tradition ?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Swinger Jesus?

At least he'll get three hots and a cot.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Next time he needs to get a trusted relative to do it.

Past that point long ago! Now it's when the music our kids listened to in high school...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

That happened to me in the late 70s. Less than 10 years out of High School.

Trump Issues Easter Statement of Rage and Resentment About Election Former President Donald Trump...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

love your take on things

Definitely cat behavior

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

the reason we don't use drug sniffing cats

Challenge accepted

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Way too literal

True story!

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

All I got is WTF?

Just sayin'...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

pretty well nails it

That's so sweet of him! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

BF be pimpin.

It's the same! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Bet he can hold his longer.

Trump Campaign Reportedly Forced To Refund More Than $122 Million To Donors

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

When I first heard about it, I thought he was admitting that he was not going to run for any future office since he was pissing off his contributors. But I guess he figured that he needed to get the money while he was still alive.

Three Agnostics in San Antonio today:

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

looks like you're drumming up your fun.

Wasn't always this way

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Blame the Knights of Columbus and Sen. McCarthy, both were applying lots of pressure to separate us from the godless communist boogyman.

So hard too do!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Fuck it, I'm going for asshole king!

It really does! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Did you remember to wash it off before you used it, All kinds of dust on that sucker.

Opinions and facts are two different things.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, no one is entitled to their own facts. Learn the difference.

True story! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

All the playground equipment was steel, and the ground was packed harder than concrete, so fall at your own risk.

The "Golden Years"...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

That's the reason to develop late in life hobbies to keep you occupied.

How are your driving skills? :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Wait until you try traffic circles, even the engineers don't know how to make them work here.

Another 5 weeks or so.... and everything moves outside!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

I just put the last of mine out yesterday. and gave away the last of my seedlings that were excess.

It's Trillium time in Oregon!

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Are those the ones that have the edible berries?

& another thing...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

He looks well adjusted compared to mine.

The signs were all there early on...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

better than just eating the ears

Huh-za, huh-za.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

I've got a long way to go barely over 600K, I try not to look too often as it makes me depressed that there is nothing close.

Deep thoughts...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Yup!

Sounds like party time

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

So he's a zombie, vampire, cannibal. Makes perfect sense to worship him.

Pretty well defines it

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Maybe he and lil Donnie can share a cell, they seemed to be pretty tight.

Pocket full of nails or just glad to see me..

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Don't turn your back on him

It's the peeper flasher

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

shocking

I guess it gets old.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Don't you hate when "cute" loses its luster.

HELL HATH NO FURY! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Just be glad she is a doctor and can sew your ass up.

Your Sunday Groaner

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

good groaner

Pipe sale tomorrow!

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Heat is going to make those fingers, finger licking good.

It's scary when a car backfires but WTF! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2021:

and you thought you had a bad day, but was it elephant wet fart bad?

WASHINGTON – Rep.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Why are y'all picking on a guy that didn't get his first high school girlfriend until he was almost 40, and then he had to pay for it. Not to mention that Covid made him miss the prom last year.

Eat it or else!

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2021:

mean claws and they bite! lol

They should really find a better place to hide those eggs....

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Aliens sponsoring egg hunts, that should have happened last year.

I think i would have to say Elvis but Freddie is a close second.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2021:

Bowie

CNN - Hear odd voicemail Gaetz and friend left female Florida lawmaker [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2021:

His main protest is that he didn't pay for sex, but all the women/girls say that he did

For the Science Nerds in the house...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

1000 ohms

This cracked me up!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

stunning, if you're stuck by it.

Guess who got their state's stadium to miss out on the All Star Game?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Kemp just cost Georgia over $100 million, the estimated economic impact of the MLB allstar game.

NO. IT'S NOT ME! 🤣

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Beware of the internet scammers or you'll get what you deserve.

Cute rabbit.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

not the put down a rabbit should use to him. Eat me!

Hello friends that have been following some of my health issues.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Sorry for the diagnosis, but glad that you finally discovered the source of your pain.

Looks like I got arbitrarily booted out of the Agnostic.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Facebook closed several of the agnostic groups. It might not be anything personal.

Trump angrily lashes out at Biden for 'cruel and heartless' plan to create jobs by taxing the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I don't know why he is worried, he may soon be on the welfare rolls.

What causes COVID-19 vaccine side effects?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

good explanation for those worried about their responses

Wait! Christ lays eggs?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Why would boy rabbits lay christ?

If someone pulled this on me, I'd ask , "Where's my pony!!!"

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That's not funny, that's just mean.

Humor is necessary!

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Never take life too seriously, it is sexually transmitted and so far has been 100% fatal

Mean meal

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Just going to stand there sharpening his claws?

Just got my 2nd covid shot!

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Got mine a couple of weeks ago, glad it's over.

Absolutely perfect.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I have always wanted to do that, well for the last 5 years anyway.