Cosmology according to the "Word of god!"

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

..

Cosmology according to the "Word of god!"

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

keep it up and we'll get you there

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

@silverotter11 care to join in

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

@tinkercreek care to join in

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

00

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

11

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Hey friends, Bill is getting close to 10, not close but close enough that we can give him a good push to head on to the next level @pralina1 , @bobwjr @sticks48 @KKgator and everybody else. Post memes in a response to this meme, comments of any type help. We've done it before and I'm sure the calls will go out again.

Brian Tyler Cohen - Fed up Dr. Fauci finally unleashes on Fox News host [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2021:

good for him

More 'wonderful' stuff from FFRF. Remember the boiling frog syndrome?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2021:

missionaries and gay ones are really funny

That time of year for tallying scores...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2021:

and Santa has elves and not priests

In case you wondered what they believed

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If you're going to be delusional, why not go whole hog?

Watch Rachel Maddow Highlights: Dec. 22 - MSNBC [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Aren't the repugs the ones that always say that the only reason you refuse to testify is if you are guilty? Probably applies here.

Just receive this from our Lopez Fit manager - Heidi Strong (that's her real name).

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2021:

He's sporting wood now

'Sex Cult Nun' author Faith Jones broke free from the Children of God : NPR

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I remember running into the CoG in the 70s it was an experience.

Aww man!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Someone's pull out game is weak.

Kitty oath

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Mine only climbed it if I put it up and only knock the ornaments off that I put on, she just helped me take it down early

I don't know if a blond guy should post this joke, here it goes anyway.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I've seen plenty of blond women jokes, so turnabout is fair play.

I know you guys all are....

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

not in a million years I was ruined LONG before the internet.

Draft dodgers deserve to die.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

more like real pussy.

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe would never take the case. They have standards.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

It is past time to start fining attorneys that file these frivolous suits, then fining the person that asked the suit to be filed also. If you are your firm get 3 or more of these fines, your entire firm loses their licenses anywhere from 6 months to permanent.

I have had sort of an epiphany after going through a rough breakup.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Aaron you are a smart and interesting guy and outgoing when you are in your comfort zone. Many of us have problems expressing our emotions especially if we fear rejection. If you don't take chances, you can never proceed. Say what you feel when you are comfortable saying it, don't let the fear of rejection paralyze you, but don't throw caution to the wind either. Go at your own speed and you eventually be happy with the results. I know it sounds like a bunch of gobblety goop, but that's the best I've got.

Oops got you

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

got cha

Sounds delicious!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Not going to end well for bucko.

Never underestimate reindeer treachery.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Santa better not smoke his pipe this trip, or maybe he does because they've done this before.

Good job Texas! First death from Omicron in the nation.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Don't they realize that one of the main reasons we are in this country today is that natural immunity and herm immunity didn't work for the previous inhabitants?

So 2021, goodbye to you!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

best description yet

For those of us up in the frozen tundra

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I understand that it was so cold that they had to thaw drunks off the sides of buildings. Not a job I'd want. urine trouble if you want it.

Lost in translation

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2021:

spell check dummy.

Would you date a celebrity?

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2021:

As long as I was interested them for something else. As long as they were who I would date without the celebrity.

Hi everyone I’m very new to having a discourse with anyone that actually shares my non-beliefs and...

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Welcome from Dallas

So who is the snowflake now

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Fuck them, they did the crime, now do the time.

Had to say goodbye to my little Einstein recently.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Sorry for your loss

Must be really cold in there.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

I wonder if they'll perk up if you put them by the oysters?

A complimentary pair.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

The slow death of objective journalism.

What are they waiting for???

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

I want it to stick, it took over 2 years to nail Nixon.

NASA Probe Enters the Sun’s Atmosphere for the First Time, Immediately Teaching Us New Things ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

In another article, it stayed in the sun's atmosphere for nearly 5 hours, quite an achievement.

My oldest daughter has breast cancer and is now living with her younger sister in a town a few miles...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

People find comfort where ever they can. I hope that you can maintain your relationship with them and she recovers.

This will look good in the lobby at 725 5th Ave.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

I don't think it would look good anywhere but maybe if you shoved it up his ass future generations might find it useful.

It’s a recurring nightmare??!?

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Yes it is! whaa ha ha

[vm.tiktok.com] “ nahhhhh, it’s ok “😂😂😂😂🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Been in that ED, always trust the person doing the triage to get the right person treated first.

Do you know this song??

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Damn I was singing that in my head as I read it.

Trust me never do it

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Or have a story made up just in case.

The Young Turks - Video Proves MAGA Is TOTALLY Not A Cult [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Get the kool aide ready, they're ready to go to meet their maker.

For Jebus it was 3 wise guys who showed up but for everyone else it is the three kings....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

2 out of 3 aint bad

Or olives on toothpicks?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

not sure, but I'll try ONE

Or thou art from the Middle Ages…

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

There you go, going all medieval on us.

Two Jan.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Sounds like someone wants to do an Oliver North, commit treason, then get immunity for testifying about how you committed treason.

And hopefully suffocate him too……

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Pillow would work better.

Ain't that an easy choice?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

yes

A Trumptard gets banged up for more than 5 years for his part in the January 6 insurrection: ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

The worst part was what he did to himself after getting a sweet deal in a plea agreement, but before sentencing he went on TV and lied his ass off and had it handed to him by the judge. 5+ years is a long time and there is no parole in the federal system.

Great advice...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

works for me. Areas south of I-10 across the south.

If you asked me to... la la la la...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

dead man walking when she sees the pic.

Does this make sense?

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Even if you are right, that is $1.3 million per couple over 18 years (the longest that could be true) while a single F-35 costs $78 million to purchase and $9.3 million to operate per year + munitions ( a single full load goes over $1.5 million), now tell me who is responsible.

When the only one who can call out the BS is a kid

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2021:

They have been trying to figure that out since Augustus accepted it as fact.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Says He Spent $25 Million on Voter-Fraud Claims

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2021:

I think he overpaid almost as much as people that buy his pillows do.

Please welcome new member to the group…@DenoPenno.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Welcome @DenoPenno

[vm.tiktok.com] Every day

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2021:

perfect

[vm.tiktok.com] Is it 0730 yet . Omfg

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Only 14 hours to go (its 0200 now)

Horrors!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2021:

Stick shifts?

I’d like to see Jim Jordan get the full Dick treatment ,

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Only thing worse than going hunting with a Cheney is wrestling with Jim Jordan watching your back.

Attached is a screen shot of a Trump solicitation.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

We will never have reconciliation so long as we exist in different realities.

Hobby Lobby.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

There are several places that I avoid because of their human rights stances, my situational ethics are that I explore the opportunities closest to my own beliefs first, then work my way down if none exist.

Seven candidates challenging Georgia Rep.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Since her district is a repub dist, there are two ways to defeat her, either she loses in the primary, or enough voters that could never vote for a democrat vote for the libertarian that the democrat gets a plurality in the general.

Sapiosexual?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Well they both work around books.

Run away now!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Looks like his last visit too.

Ass out of u and me?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

I used to think that lack of access to information was the problem. Turns out it was a lack of ability to understand information and form well reasoned opinions.

Excuse him, a mask was mandatory

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Better in pairs.

Completely unretouched.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Not enough wailing.

Love the judgey looks

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Mines a liquor flask.

When you give a fuck

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Nice fucking chart

For Pralina1 enjoy

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Her favorite saying,

I think we’d have similar interests if demons weren’t imaginary…

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

sick minds travel in packs, dirty minds are a great comfort.

Sounds like every older generation about the younger..

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

been a go to for 2500 years

Hi from San Angelo, TX.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Welcome

The wind has been blowing at 27 MPH all morning long.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Got a few more feet before they top the house, so you're OK.

I like these trends!

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Good points

I know this has been around the block before but it's just so precious that I had to share it again.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

actually they didn't, they wouldn't be around for another 65 million years

I should've asked them for a hit, but that's just nuts.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

stoned squirrel

The state that continues to elect this twat wants help…

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

Ted Cruz is another one.

Yes, thank you for continuing the Winter Solstice traditions!

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

All holidays matter.

Don't be a Dick

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

For more emphasis, DON"T BE A DICK

It was (and still is) my most treasured Christmas gift.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

get'em young and raise them like you want them.

Yeah, and always say please and thank you...😉

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

You are so thoughtful.

Dapper Don and Capone also died of debilitating illnesses. Trump would be more deserving the same.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

Had the donald, been happy to just be a minor mob boss, he would not be under investigation and still have his high rolling lifestyle unimpeded.

It’s the Krampus season!

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

much better

Taco Tuesday!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

If it wasn't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.

Well hard to be consistent. 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

when I'm feeling froggy and someone says "Merry Christmas" I respond with "All holidays matter" my memory is still good enough to remember who the assholes were.

Tinseltwat! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

Is that better than Vagdazzled?

frazzled01 appears to be a scammer

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

damn and I was so counting on her being the one. lol

Please welcome new member…@DenoPenno to the group.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

Welcome @DenoPenno

Sad but true…

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

wouldn't that count as two, since they are never a matched pair.

Better than Charmin

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

had me laughing out loud.

Gotcha, ya little bastard

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

Overkill?

Just place the lotion in the fucking basket!

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

good one.

If it were to ever happen...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

good for you!

Or was it just me?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

I didn't get it, can you re send?

Gramp Stamp?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

beats having to go out and pick a fresh one every few weeks.

Barbecue beef?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

shocking

Sometimes you've got to marvel at the utter stupidity of some people.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

A fool and their money and freedom are soon parted.

Unique Christmas lighting

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2021:

wouldn't that just piss you off?