You might be a red neck if you have to ask a price

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

That isn’t how rednecks ride sheep

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

cheap date, and she'll mow youir yard.

We all have that ONE story.

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Tequila had to be involved

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

make that two stories. lol

Halloween is coming, dogs need treats too

LeighShelton comments on Sep 23, 2019:

no they dont well not like those anyway

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

I always did the little mini sausages to avoid offending my dog if I used his treats.

Halloween is coming, dogs need treats too

Hathacat comments on Sep 23, 2019:

That spider one is just sad, lol!

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

When the picture was shrunk down, it lost a lot of its nuance, I didn't even recognize it.

Thoughts?!? [iflscience.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Good article, as someone that gets flu shots every year (I'm in a triple high threat group) I can attest to the effectiveness of vaccines.

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Sticks48 After my third bout with flu-bronchitis-pneumonia progression, I learned my lesson.

From the NY times Trump in 40 sentences Sometimes it’s worth stepping back to look at the full ...

silverotter11 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Covers a lot of the problem with trump and yet the gop will do nothing to stop it.

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Redheadedgammy Not just voted out, but at the very least a truth and reconcilliation commission if not Nuremburg style trials.

Now I'm banned from Walmart I just received this letter.

JackPedigo comments on Sep 23, 2019:

What tactics would you suggest for Hobby Lobby stores?

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

2, 5,6,7, and 10`to begin then you're on your own.

🤯😱😄🤪😳🙃 Hahahahahahahaha! Donald Trump at UN: President said he deserves Nobel ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I can see that, the action that would warrant it would be if he stood on a stage with Putin, Kim, Duarte, and Pence, killed them all then committed suicide. Anything less than that not a chance.

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@MojoDave I try.

Always remember:

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

and toto spelled inside out is toot.

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile I thought something was amiss, my oldtimers disease is kicking in.

finally religion that fills the stomach

bookofmorons comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I don't carrot all for comments like that

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

That just knocks the stuffing out of me.

From the NY times Trump in 40 sentences Sometimes it’s worth stepping back to look at the full ...

silverotter11 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Covers a lot of the problem with trump and yet the gop will do nothing to stop it.

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

Stop, they are encouraging it.

From the NY times Trump in 40 sentences Sometimes it’s worth stepping back to look at the full ...

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Yes, we've lived through all of that. Now can we get rid of him?

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

The sooner the better

From the NY times Trump in 40 sentences Sometimes it’s worth stepping back to look at the full ...

chalupacabre comments on Sep 23, 2019:

And yet, the list seems short, abbreviated

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

It was a newspaper, they have to keep it short to keep the readers interest, the book version came out today, only 500 pages.

High noon at the I-80 rest stop.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Fat little rodents.

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Lincoln55 We used to have problems with them in the bomb dump, no love lost at all.

Is einstein's e=mc2 even possible?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

You are trying to understand a theory, without understanding the individual terms and their relational value, or what is being explained. This formula is the explanation of how matter and energy are related to each other. It builds on Newton's theories on Kinetic and Potential energy as well as ...

glennlab replies on Sep 23, 2019:

@Remiforce There is a reason that it took 200 years to move from newtonian Physics to general relativity. Mass is best understood as weight as compared to water. The theory relates to how energy and matter are related in the universe. If you take one gram of matter (solid, liquid, gas, it doesn't matter) and totally deconstruct it so that it is totally converted into energy, that is what the theory applies to. This is at the atomic level, no atoms or particles are left. To give you an idea of why this matters, if you take a piece of wood, burn it until it is only ash, if you weigh the gas produced and the ash, it will weigh the same as before you started in spite of large amount of energy produced. Nagasaki was the result of less than 2 kilograms of matter being converted into energy if I remember right, it may have been less. Do not try to reconcile general and special relativity with string theory, they have spent over 100 years trying to do that with very little headway. E=MC2 has been proven to be correct in applied physics. I would sstill suggest trying to locate some of Isaac Asimov's physics texts, He is probably the easiest physicist to understand.

Some of y'all are doing WAY better than me.

bobwjr comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Not me,was tempted to get medical corp insignia one time as tribute to those who gave their lives saving others, both sons have some

glennlab replies on Sep 22, 2019:

Not having tatoos or piercings made my claim against the air force for giving me Hep C in one of the 3 transfusions stand much better for disability

Some of y'all are doing WAY better than me.

Sticks48 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I have had sex that made me want to tattoo my name and number on the woman.

glennlab replies on Sep 22, 2019:

Yes, an honest man.

Some of y'all are doing WAY better than me.

Pralina1 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

I can't imagine permanently stating anything on my body . I can't even renew my work commitment past one year at the time 😂✌🏻

glennlab replies on Sep 22, 2019:

When people ask about my taatoos, I tell them I can be buried in a Jewish cemetary. No piercings and no tatoos.

Surrendering to Royalty!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Treason, death is too good for him, but it is the worst he can be sentenced to.

glennlab replies on Sep 22, 2019:

@KKGator ah, a woman after my own heart.

Some of y'all are doing WAY better than me.

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 22, 2019:

Wonder if anyone has a tat that says ”Pornhub”

glennlab replies on Sep 22, 2019:

some should, right Eric?

A red Indian boy asks his father, how do we get our names?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

old, old one groan.

glennlab replies on Sep 22, 2019:

@Austin-Cambridge Most of us, but I heard this one in the 3rd grade and I'm 65.

I'm in mourning for an almost perfect man that I just blocked online.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2019:

My condolences for your loss.

glennlab replies on Sep 22, 2019:

@sweetcharlotte We didn't get a drop of rain, just the heat from the tropical system and the wind blowing out of the east instead of from the west.

Need a little help.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2019:

It is a non native wildflower.woolly mullein.

glennlab replies on Sep 21, 2019:

@Spinliesel Not native to North America , though it has spread across the continent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verbascum_thapsus

Need a little help.

dede18 comments on Sep 21, 2019:

off the top of my head, i think it is mullein ... lamb’s ear. Will go check later, let’s see what others say.

glennlab replies on Sep 21, 2019:

checked wildflower site you're right, I couldn't remember the name so I had to look it up.

If you Google missionary position this comes up.

GEGR comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Mormons .

glennlab replies on Sep 21, 2019:

Morons!

Ah, yes, for that silky green hair.

OldMetalHead comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Islam isn't a race though.

glennlab replies on Sep 21, 2019:

Race is an artificial construct, it is used to group biological species based on a common characteristic, so technecally it could be considered a race, just not the race we normally associate with the word. definition from websters : A group of individuals that do not necessarily differ in morphology from other members of the species, but have identifiably different physiology or behaviour. A physiological race may be an ecotype, part of a species that is adapted to a different local habitat, defined even by a specific food source.

Future shock....

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2019:

Only the mentally challenged ones.

glennlab replies on Sep 21, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Most Christian Jews and Moslems no more believe that the earth is only 6000 years old than they believe the earth was created in only 7 days. Only the fundalmentalist have such backward beliefs. While it is easy to be dismissive of others if you consider them mentally less than you, most just barely believe in the sky friend.

The recent tropical storm in Texas reminded me how much older I am.

MissKathleen comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Going through a little of that here is cool, damp Wisconsin, so you have my sympathy.

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

I hate cold and damp.

So Jimmy Bakker is back on the hustle for Jesus and selling all kinds of survivalist food crap but ...

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Hm. Now he is helping out those evil, loose, openly sexual people instead of criticizing them? (And how legally dangerous is it to claim something “kills” or completely cures any medical condition.)

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile I was being serious too, silver solutions have been sold since medivial times to "cure" whatever ails you, you normally start feeling better, because it numbs the pain centers in the brain and poisons the liver, you are feeling great then just drop dead from organ failure. Hence, it kills the host. no host, no disease. lol

So Jimmy Bakker is back on the hustle for Jesus and selling all kinds of survivalist food crap but ...

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Hm. Now he is helping out those evil, loose, openly sexual people instead of criticizing them? (And how legally dangerous is it to claim something “kills” or completely cures any medical condition.)

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

it kills the host.

So Jimmy Bakker is back on the hustle for Jesus and selling all kinds of survivalist food crap but ...

SiouxcitySue comments on Sep 20, 2019:

This is even funnier than Tammy Sue's makeup. Surely this isn't for real either.

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

He really is pedaling this poison, based on the recommendations, it should take a bout 5 years before people start having liver failure. Darwin principle at work.

There’s something wrong with these oranges.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2019:

look spoiled, they have hair on them, lol

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@graceylou Aren't they all.

If you get it, you get it...

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2019:

I don't get it and I'll probably feel really dumb when someone explains it.

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@scurry oh FFS

Everyone is having a field day with the latest treason/corruption scandal [dailykos.com]

bobwjr comments on Sep 20, 2019:

His transgressions never end

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

death or imprisonment will be the only way to shut him up and stop his corruption.

Then it was agent orange, now it is depleted uranium.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2019:

Both were the result of short term solutions to an immediate problem, without fully evaluating the long term consequences.

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@Jolanta Agent orange was a combination of 2 widely used herbicides 2,4,5 T, and 2,4 D that had been in agricultural use since the 1940s, just never in the concentrations apply in SEA. Prior to the use of AO, the defolient of choice was incindigel, jellied jet fuel with a white phophourous fuse. (NAPALM replacement). In the case of spent U, in response to increasing hardening of targets, the need for harder and harder bullets for penetration was a major interest. The advantage of U over Fe(iron) was that U is harder than Fe and heavier than Pb (lead). The intial product of spent U was not seen as a hazard over 10 years, as it is not. However omitted from the data presented in acceptance of spent U projectiles was the decay daughters and their likelihood of enviromental presence over the longer term. Both of these are very similar to the use of mines, gravity bombs, and clusterbombs in wartime, very little thought is given to the future removal or the morality of their initial use. Unfortunately current cost/benefit analysis is the primay decision critiria.

Rudy Giuliani's History Of Confusing Comments | Morning Joe | MSNBC [youtube.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2019:

He is supposedly working for free, you get what you pay for, sex $360,000 legal defense $0. I'm not sure DJT hs his priorities straight.

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@chalupacabre not in this lifetime

My mom said the doctor recorded her blood pressure at 170 over 100 I did not think that sound right...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2019:

My old boss routinely was 240/160 so yeah that high is bad, but no where near as bad as it could be.

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

@St-Sinner unfortunately, only the good die young. He would gert it under control, then go off his meds since it was good, then back up. That went on for 2 years before before his wife layed down the law that he would take his meds in from of her.

Good advice?

Pralina1 comments on Sep 20, 2019:

✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

glennlab replies on Sep 20, 2019:

that was my cure for feeling bad in the morning.

Too weird for me.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2019:

Thankfully my postman is a female.

glennlab replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 They bid the routes, so 5 days a week I have the same person,

Nice perch.

EricTrommater comments on Sep 19, 2019:

Is that a cocateau?

glennlab replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 wouldn't that be two a cocks

Or just really have to go

Livinlife comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Be careful which leaves you use!

glennlab replies on Sep 19, 2019:

leaves of three, you'll have a bad case of red ass.

CASH OR CHECK?

Besalbub comments on Sep 16, 2019:

Can they do that when it's still illegal ?

glennlab replies on Sep 19, 2019:

@Besalbub because it also affects the legal CBD market and under the states rights that the republicans preach all the time, The feds should not be involved in commerce soley within the boundaries of a state.

OVERTURNED Hemp Advocates Win Court Victory Abdul Hakim-Shabazz — September 16, 2019 ...

JenBeberstein comments on Sep 17, 2019:

It would be a waste of time and money to appeal!

glennlab replies on Sep 18, 2019:

When has that ever stopped assholes?

Former Feral turned house cat is having a lazy day.

itsmedammit comments on Sep 17, 2019:

Wonder if kitty is busy thinking what mischief to get into.

glennlab replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@Tyrantmike You know you can edit, even after it posts and has comments.

Crop dusting

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2019:

I used to like to do that right before I stepped off an elevator. I'm much too mature to do shit like that anymore. *ahem*

glennlab replies on Sep 18, 2019:

You're just afraid the fart will be lumpy.

Good morning! Sometimes something happens and it feels so positive or uplifting that I want to ...

MrLizard comments on Sep 18, 2019:

Fuck Yeah! And the like

glennlab replies on Sep 18, 2019:

@germangirl90439 Sounds like you need to up your game, lol

And real Loud, too.....

Sticks48 comments on Sep 17, 2019:

I can relate.

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2019:

relate, I thought you posed for the pic.

I had a wonderful lunch with my oldest granddaughter today.

Athena comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Which one is you?

glennlab replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Redheadedgammy Didn't you love the 10,000 letters trying to get your medicare business before turning 65? You are both a treasure.

How would you respond to "You can't have true love without God"?

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2019:

I would ignore it. Just as I ignore the ramblings of any idiot as long as they have no power. I learned long ago not to argue with people that want to define the terms of the debate on their terms only. It is like trying to teach a pig to sing, not only is it a waste of time, but it irritates the...

glennlab replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Biblebeltskeptic I have used it for years, when defending my son who came out publicly as an atheist was the first time I used it publicly. I've had printed copies since at least the early 90s. Like many of my old prints, I have no idea where the originally came from.

How would you respond to "You can't have true love without God"?

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2019:

If you still have to go to church, might I suggest that you "volunteer" to help out in the nursery during service if that's available.

glennlab replies on Sep 16, 2019:

@Biblebeltskeptic I must have used a hundred different excuses over the years, you get a two fer. You avoid the service and and it gives you a ready made excuse as to why you weren't there. It also makes a transition to not being there at all less noticable.

Trump is getting desperate to find support among non whites, racist and nazis [god.dailydot.com]

Pralina1 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Oh let me tell u . I was talking to a black male nurse few months ago ( slow night , my fault , y , y , y ??😩😩😩I normally hate talking to people ), Who not only loves that asshole , he thinks he is at least the BEST THING that ever happen to USA . Yep . So I am like , let me waste ...

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Glad you controled yourself, you could pack a mean wallup.

Wind Energy Has A Waste Problem: Disposing Of The Turbines : NPR

Moravian comments on Sep 15, 2019:

We have a greater problem with the disposal of redundant oil rigs in the North sea. It's going to cost £millions and who is going to pick up the tab ?

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

The platforms can be left in place as artificial reefs and the superstuctures can be mostly recycled. If the govenment was on the ball, the removal was stipulated in the drilling permit. Most of the drilling rigs are temporary structures that are towed into place.

Wind Energy Has A Waste Problem: Disposing Of The Turbines : NPR

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Can't be near as bad as getting rid of old nuclear facilities.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

for each megawatt off nuclear energy (power plant only) we have 40 metric tons of steel and 456 metric tons of concrete (all radioactive ) to dispose of which require special handling.

Trump is getting desperate to find support among non whites, racist and nazis [god.dailydot.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 15, 2019:

His idiot followers will see this and BELIEVE it is true because trump will re-tweet it so it must be true.....I truly don't know how we go up against such extreme stupidity.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Trump sent out the original photoshopped pic, Jenkins sent out the correction to his mostly UK followers, The Sun of London put the story on the internet and in their print edition, but you are right his followers will see it as proof that black people like him.

Trump is getting desperate to find support among non whites, racist and nazis [god.dailydot.com]

Our_existence comments on Sep 15, 2019:

WTF! Are they actually stooping to this?

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@Our_existence same song, new verse.

Trump is getting desperate to find support among non whites, racist and nazis [god.dailydot.com]

Our_existence comments on Sep 15, 2019:

WTF! Are they actually stooping to this?

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

apparently here's alink to the original article https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9925905/rykard-jenkins-donald-trump-campaign-hat/

I have stripped my thai pepper and pequine pepper plants several times and kept putting them in ...

NoPlanetB comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Yes you can re-can it but you have to do the same method as a fresh canned product. With the vinegar acid you shouldn't have any problems putting it in half pints as long as it's processed correctly. However, you might check on the Ball Canning site to see what they say about re-canning.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

getting ready to go there now.

I have stripped my thai pepper and pequine pepper plants several times and kept putting them in ...

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 15, 2019:

Do you have the time and energy to recan? If so do, If not, take your chances or have some parties!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

things that I normally put half a jar into will be a tablespoon, so a LOT of parties.

went shopping earlier.

QuidamOutrepont comments on Sep 15, 2019:

If it itches, don't scratch yourself while you eat Cheetos!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Always keep one hand clean when eating cheetos, not as easy when you're chopping peppers.

Just wondering....

Livinlife comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Not if you wear a condom

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

someone has thought this through. lol

Roman numerals.

tinkercreek comments on Sep 14, 2019:

That's cute, and I don't care if the digits are accurate or not!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@tinkercreek there is more that I don't know than I do. I absolutely love to learn to the point that it is almost OCD, My memory is not as good as it was before, but I still can bring back knowledge from earlier in my life,

Roman numerals.

tinkercreek comments on Sep 14, 2019:

That's cute, and I don't care if the digits are accurate or not!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@JackPedigo Since it is a mix of latin an arabic numbering systems, you can't. Trea is 3 snd sextem decem is 16 but the decimal point was not in the latin language.

went shopping earlier.

GEGR comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Go to a Sear's ( if you can find one ) there is no one there .

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

Bad experience with sears, sent the ex to Cox to get a seersucker suit, she went to Sears.

Josh Geltzer on what happens if Trump won’t concede in 2020. [slate.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

I served during the dark days of the Nixon administration, there was a lot of talk of what the military would do if Nixon declared martial law. Once the Joint Chiefs of Staff informed Nixon had informed him of their lack of support and he met with Barry Goldwater that there were enough votes to ...

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2019:

@TheDoubter I believe they hold their oath in higher esteem than trump. but they have all been taught about Neuremberg, and the penalty for following an illegal order.

Douche Juice

EricTrommater comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Tastes like pickles.....

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

Sounds like the voice of experience.

Since the death of my Mr.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Which is why I have a new spare coffee maker in the closet.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@BBJong With the extremely hard water we have in Dallas, I go through a coffee maker about every 12-18 months, I've found that that was true regardless of cost or make. So now it's the cheap ones. I'll buy 2 this time and leasve one in my appliance room.

Since the death of my Mr.

BBJong comments on Sep 14, 2019:

I dont think you can read and comprehend a book on Phisics with a latte in hand,😏, kudos on your plan B. A good percolator can fill the room with a wonderfull aroma....

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

The Perk has done well enough, that I haven't gone shopping yet,

Some days....

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

I see you got the easy button. lol

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz makes it easier to say fuck it, no voice strain.

This is funnier than what I first wanted to post [dailykos.com]

Our_existence comments on Sep 14, 2019:

If he didn't use a Sharpie, he'd be forced to use Crayons.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

I don't think the secret service allows crayons in the oval office, he might eat them and spoil his supper.

This is funnier than what I first wanted to post [dailykos.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:

## It directs you to a pay site to see the rest of the story.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

that is only if you want to see more of his work, the video is free as is the whole story.

We have had a lot of rain this year.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

You've got a pinion pine near you?

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@azzow2 I remember back in the 70s they were worried about the trees going extinct from over harvesting and wild fires.

We have had a lot of rain this year.

Our_existence comments on Sep 14, 2019:

They appear to be a type of corn kernel

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Our_existence high in fat and protien,

Who doesn't like them?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Boobs, if you've seen two, you've seen them all. before you go on and on about difference, if she has more than 2, not the same species, so I stand by my observation.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Killtheskyfairy I stand corrected, it is way more common than I expected (1 in 18 ), I was basing it on the thousands of naked bodies I had seen, in my younger days in addition to being an athlete I was a practicing nudist.

Who doesn't like them?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2019:

Boobs, if you've seen two, you've seen them all. before you go on and on about difference, if she has more than 2, not the same species, so I stand by my observation.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Athena, @Killtheskyfairy You both missed the disclaimer,not saying that they are not unique for each woman, but that if she has more than two, run. (or pet her)

Will you float, too?

Killtheskyfairy comments on Sep 14, 2019:

I blame the Russians, the republicans who continue voter suppression and gerrymandering, and the ones who stayed home.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

i blame the idiots that are too poor to own a pot to piss in and think they are only temporarily inconvienced millionaires. The Russians and real Republicans were only looking out for their own self interest. Doesn't mean I approve of their interests.

Roman numerals.

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 14, 2019:

The numerals are incorrect.. 111 should be CXI ....

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Plus the bastardization of using a decimal in roman numeral.

Roman numerals.

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 14, 2019:

The numerals are incorrect.. 111 should be CXI ....

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty I messed up too. Good catch.

Roman numerals.

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 14, 2019:

The numerals are incorrect.. 111 should be CXI ....

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

price in the meme is $3.16 your price would be $ 511. I know New york is more expensive, but damn.

Be afraid.....be very afraid.

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Only a problem if they eat silicone, lol,

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Rudy1962 nah, they're too big already

Be afraid.....be very afraid.

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Only a problem if they eat silicone, lol,

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@Rudy1962 I am a wealth of information, an information junkie, and like an elephant rarely forget.

Beto O’Rourke says AK-47 and AR-15 owners will ‘have to sell them to the government’ if he ...

davknight comments on Sep 3, 2019:

If they tried that in Switzerland, the whole country would fall over laughing at them!

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

In Switzerland all the weapons and ammunition are kept in a locked armory, similar to our National guard. No one keeps even a hunting shot gun in their homes.

Beto O’Rourke says AK-47 and AR-15 owners will ‘have to sell them to the government’ if he ...

1EarthLovingGal comments on Sep 3, 2019:

The assault weapons have a hand in creating so much fear also. Do they not? Look at all the mass shootings! There is absolutely no reason that a civilian should own an assault rifle. None. They’re not for hunting and not necessary for self defense. Wouldn’t be such a bad idea in my opinion, if ...

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

Most buy back programs pay people more for their weapons than they can get on the open market to incentivize turning them in.

Beto O’Rourke says AK-47 and AR-15 owners will ‘have to sell them to the government’ if he ...

davknight comments on Sep 3, 2019:

They tried that in Vancouver, B.C. once. I think they got THREE respondents. They also tried it in Los Angeles, where all they got were stolen, or broken guns Most gun owners are too smart for that trick!

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

I believe you are mistaken, there is a program in Toronto that as of 27 may 2019 had 2700 weapons turned in, the numbers in the BC program are lower and it is only for weapons that are no longer needed and they don't keep records.

I can get behind that.

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2019:

It is considered good taste to wait at least 48 hours after stealing a meme, before posting it back to the same group. It has only been a little over 24. Bad girl. Good taste though.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2019:

@scurry def my kind of bouquet

Be afraid.....be very afraid.

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Only a problem if they eat silicone, lol,

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz the shells are made of a different type of silicone, them the shell is filled with either silcone gel or saline. Most human implants are either silicone, stainless steel, nylon or titanium.

I can get behind that.

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2019:

It is considered good taste to wait at least 48 hours after stealing a meme, before posting it back to the same group. It has only been a little over 24. Bad girl. Good taste though.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@scurry yes I posted it yesterday, I liked it too, or I wouldn't have stolen it to begin with.

Latest US , Russian summit talks

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2019:

Obviously photoshopped, no way is lil donnie that fit.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2019:

or that there is a horse that could carry him.

Sorry sorry sorry!! This arrived a while ago and I am only getting to it today.

Cutiebeauty comments on Sep 13, 2019:

I love the pen more than the shirt... Congratulations 😊

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2019:

@scurry takes forever, don't get discouraged.

Anyone think emailing Mitch McConnell and calling him Moscow Mitch and a shill for the NRA was going...

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Good for you! Its not to far by a long shot. I do the same thing with Cornyn and Cruz. Most of the time I get nothing in return, but sometimes I get a long dissertation about American values and how the second amendment supports those values....these repubs are hopelessly bought by the NRA.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

I get so frustrated with Cornyn since he answers the question I didn't ask and Cruz is just a waste of skin.

Oldest DNA data from a 1.

RoyMillar comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Now that is old ,excellent work for the researchers

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

It should really open the door to evolutionary linages that we could only speculate on before.

Since the death of my Mr.

AmmaRE007 comments on Sep 12, 2019:

how about coffee with 3 shots of cream?

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

you asking for a friend?

How about them Retrumpicans

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 12, 2019:

So very true. The orange anus is one thin skinned whiney ass bitch!!

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

WAB/PAB that the potus.

Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz or this

Excellent advice.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 12, 2019:

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glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

or this

Wouldn't wanna do that!

Rudy1962 comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Let em burn

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

beat me to it.

Since the death of my Mr.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Sep 12, 2019:

Which is why I have a new spare coffee maker in the closet.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

I almost picked up a new one last week, but I have a french press and an old fashoned perculator that I use for camping, so I was covered. Just kind of frustrating.

Since the death of my Mr.

ZantiMisfit comments on Sep 12, 2019:

My Mr Coffee broke a few months ago, so I keep a jar of instant coffee for emergencies!

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2019:

Heresy, no instant in my house.

Wonder what it would actually do

azzow2 comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Put it in the drinking water supply there are a whole lot of people out there that could use an eye opener.

glennlab replies on Sep 11, 2019:

@azzow2 it's a chemical reaction, chlorine is the third most electronegative element and will readily replace the nitrogen atoms, and H3C molocules.

Wonder what it would actually do

azzow2 comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Put it in the drinking water supply there are a whole lot of people out there that could use an eye opener.

glennlab replies on Sep 11, 2019:

@Beowulfsfriend The CIA determined that the chlorine used in most water systems would break the compound down and make it inert, The fact that they had actually thought it through, and tested the theory tells you that the paranoia was justified at first.

cookie jokes for @glennlab!! :D :D :D

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Damn you cookie monster, me on a diet and you go flouting my favorite cheat.

glennlab replies on Sep 11, 2019:

@scurry That only works if you eat them over the sink.