What say you?? I'm thinking 4.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2020:

to do the job of a hat (keeping sun off the head and eyes shaded it would be 5

Kitchen tragedies.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2020:

I see that you have been sneaking into my kitchen with your camera.

🙊🙊🙊😳🤣

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2020:

He could also have come as a horse's ass.

Happy Friday! Were you good little Atheists and Agnostics? Have you voted?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Yes, first week of early voting in Texas, if you wonder who I voted for, just check out the type of groups I am a member of.

Does anyone else become more afraid of the outcome as election day approaches?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2020:

The fear is real, no one has ever tried to game an election like this. Texas early voting surpassed the total 2016 turnout, turnout in heavily democratic area nationwide is up, but we don't know how many of these are Covid early votes

To all my gardening friends! Specially my mentor @glennlab that is always open for ways to dispose ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Touche

We voted today! 🇺🇸💕 Have you?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Last week

What we REALLY need.

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2020:

I'll stand with you on this, and don't forget the extra bowl of salsa.

Is this bad news from USA or simply "life as normal" under the world's greatest economy & democracy?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2020:

The simple answer is yes, maybe, and wait. We really won't know until after the election.

I thought I laughed my ass off but I just checked and it's still there.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Typical republican tactic, get them there , then DGAF. don't forget what Mitt Romney did, canceled all the campaign credit cards while they were still waiting for his concession/victory speech.

So me! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

A woman's I'll be ready in five minutes = a man's I'll be home in 5 minutes

To follow one of @glennlab memes

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

So true.

Wednesday's drop

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

That screenshot is in the interview, he actually had to duck under the overhead equipment, but it gave a great impression. I remember thinking at the time that it would make a great meme.

Happy Wild and Wacky Wednesday! Lemme see your funnies! What’s a llama’s favorite drink?

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

A few

Glasses suck, especially when trying to do something that requires eyesight AND two hands at the ...

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

Preaching to the choir, lol

Very funny Karen

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

20 minutes worth of shedding

I hope someone will post the recent speech that Melania gave someplace that is now on Twitter! I ...

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2020:

I've never given her a pass. Her holier than thou attitude, when she was a soft porn star and an escort. Her hold out in NY to get a new prenup. Her fascist pandering. She is twice as slimy as her hubby, she is there because she expects a payday.

Voter suppression much?

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2020:

It may not help them we are on a pace to record in person voting. From the Texas Tribune 4 hours ago 10/27/2020 In all, 46% of Texas registered voters voted early through Monday, according to numbers released Tuesday by the Texas secretary of state. In 2016, the previous high-water mark, 43.5% of registered voters cast ballots during the entire early voting period. More than 85% of ballots have been cast in person. Voting in Texas The raw total of votes cast through Monday was 7.8 million, 1.2 million more than the 6.6 million who cast ballots early in all of 2016 and 87% of the total number of votes cast in the state during the last presidential election. There are 1.8 million more registered voters in Texas than in 2016, a 12.3% increase. But the percentage turnout indicates that population increases alone can’t account for the high number of early voters in the state

Great retort!

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2020:

nailed it.

Good night, sleep well 💖

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2020:

To the 17th century?

Very rude of them not to show!

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2020:

I got tied up, be there next time.

Incoming...

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2020:

You're doing great, keep it up lol ed at them all.

My workplace in a nutshell.

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2020:

Reminds me of my old boss at the newspaper, there are many examples, but I think the highest math class he had was algebra 1. He had no concept of computer programing or formulas, but would try to explain to me how to write a program in DOS. I finally made a report writer that gave it to him in his format, but a program that requited minimal input but gave the correct answers.

Is anyone here familiar with this symbol?

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2020:

No idea

Another misunderstanding

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2020:

I've thought about doing that, but computers DGAF

I think women are tired of this

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2020:

A real sausage fest

Walmart definitely needs that...

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2020:

loved the wally world one.

Sounds about right.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

That one goes in my collection, loved it

Needed a second set of underwear.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Truly LMAO

Texas is up for grabs. [dallasnews.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

If they would invest a little more it could flip, Trump has committed a ton of cash to Texas and it's within the margin of error, if he loses Texas, there is almost no way to the Whitehouse for Trump

My son and I voted yesterday at the only polling place open on Saturday.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

We have already eclipsed early voting totals from 2016 in Texas, with 5 more days of early voting. We could exceed the 2016 total voter turnout at this rate in just early voting. Thank you for voting, anyone that can early vote, should. History has it that the higher the vote count, the better the odds that the Democrats will win.

How about you?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I know I did, they had one cow.

This article serves as a good example of what non-bigoted people living in rural America have to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I'd like to add, they seldom hear what you say, they hear what they thought you said and then act out of that ignorance.

A meme drop.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

loved the last one, but all great

White House chief of staff Mark Meadows refused to say how many people in Vice President Mike ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I had to turn it off, he was such an ass totally avoided answering any questions. On an up note 42.4% of eligible voters in Texas have voted already with a week to go before they cut it off on Friday. Last several elections have all been 51-52% total, Heaviest turnout in heavily Democratic areas.

Let me know if you hear anything, OK?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

We've been asking that question for a while and the end doesn't appear to be in sight, I say we go back even farther and sacrifice a leader. I'll volunteer Trump, Pence and McConnel.

I feel as though this is my theme song from now until November 4 with friends/family who choose to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

great selection

Good morning and have a happy Sunday ❤

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Already did, everyone needs to get out and VOTE if you haven't already.

Nope that's right

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Hit the nail on the head, no need to change your mind.

USGS Says Human Feces Contains Gold Worth Millions In one of those ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

That is $13 over a lifetime, that's one tall pile of shit to go through

Thought for the day: If you're quickly moving up in Level on here, you're signed on waaay to much ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I know what you mean, but it is kind of refreshing to not have nearly as many trolls and sealioners

One smart kitty....

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Way to post that where you know it's not sensitive or controversial.

I know I do...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

People NEED to be reminded!

A few funnies.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Great group and a good idea.

_Maya Bay beach in Thailand_

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

I've only been to the Thai beaches at Pattaya , this is so much prettier.

In a place of business yesterday I openly said that a certain thing going on was bullshit.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

fuck'em if they can't take a joke.

The buffoon in the White House just brokered two Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 ...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2020:

You should care more about what he has done to the country, a quarter of a million dead because of his inaction.

Whats up people

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

nada

Donald Trump’s COVID-19 plan

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

He has some smart cookies on his IT team

Love this 💖

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Perfect

I wasn’t sure if I should post this. It’s a fence sieve...

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Groan. but acceptable

These new Disney films are not just for children anymore....

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

And Fantasia was for kids?

It's the truth!

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

They still have some pretty good after market parts, but they can be really expensive.

Hi all and happy Saturday.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

Have a fun week

The TRUE Holy Trinity

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2020:

A+

What the Duck McDonald's!!! [ca.news.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Glad I don't like their fries

My immediate neighbour e-mailed me this afternoon to say she has just been declared Covid positive.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Stay safe and be smart

Idaho has its first ever Swan hunting season. What the hell is wrong with people? [kxly.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Similar to alligator season in Fla, TX and La. The animals have recovered and now need to be managed. Better to die from a shotgun blast than to starve to death. In the 70s I helped with some of the recovery efforts in eastern Wa, the three counties in far north Idaho plan to only thin the flocks. I am no longer a hunter, but I do understand the need for wildlife management. On the other hand based on their previous history the Idaho Department of Fish and Game probably jumped too soon.

Vote early if you can, just be sure to vote! I was going to vote by mail.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Many of the polling place workers are paid by the campaigns they are representing and are given scripts, similar to telemarketers. All polling places have a set back line after which they can no longer electioneer. Most states that is 100 feet from the entrance (definitions as to entrance vary by jurisdiction. We used to print out push cards to be handed out at the election places. There are indeed some people that don't make up their minds or know about all the people and items on their ballot until they show up to vote.

update Head hurts less, body aches have begun, still gastric issues, throat pain begun, and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Get well soon

Can anyone else relate?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Long past it.

Happy Friday Everyone! What’s one of your Pavlovian responses?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

If I smell the brand of perfume my grandmother used to wear, hunger pangs, I think Avon discontinued it, so my weight has stabilized

My favorite comedies are "Liar Liar" "Animal House" "Theres Something About Mary" and "Caveman".

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Almost anything by Mel Brooks.

You know you're getting old when, .

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

split king, for that reason

Yarr, there be booty everywhere!

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

Need a jackhammer to did that treasure.

snickers

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

LMAO

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

His beard is out of regulation based on 2020 Naval grooming standard, he does live close enough to work on a Naval base Detroit Naval.

Sneaky kitty.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2020:

At least it was already dead and plucked

Quite often actually how about you?...

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Every fucking day.

It's over. Phew! Sleep well ❤

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2020:

It was a bit more civil, but you could tell t wanted to jump in and he still ran over his allotted time. I don't think it changed very many minds.

I've been on this site less than a week and I've already been blocked by a conservative.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Doing good.

I had to get a microsd cuz downloads.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2020:

Another great set

All gods matter.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2020:

great collection

I am FURIOUS.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

I care, In addition to all that you are already doing, be sure to get plenty of rest and get hydrated. Make sure you have tylenol.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

groan

I don't use Facebook often however I do have family and shipmates on there I occasionally talk to.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

It really gets to me when things like that happen

Dust Bowl 2.0? Rising Great Plains dust levels stir concerns: [sciencemag.org]

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

They have cut down the wind breaks, they plant right up to the highway and ignored all the lessons learned from the 20s and 30s. Big ag has plowed or poisoned most of the great plains. Who would have thought reversing all the remediations would result in a return to the dust bowl?

“You could literally have 10 monkeys with flamethrowers go after the money, and they wouldn’t ...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

His money people saw how bad an investment he was and expected the $1 billion dollar TV freebie to be granted again, so they kept it all themselves.

[newsweek.com] Sam Elliott's Ad for Joe Biden Has Totally Divided Twitter

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

I met Sam a few years back at a dinner, I knew I liked him then, now I really like him.

I think I would do her, if I was Abel.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

So the big fight was over who was going to be the bottom

Purdue Pharmaceuticals pleads to a felony and pays 8 billion in a settlement.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

We will cross over a quarter of a million this week, and the CDC put out today that we are at nearly 300,000 excess deaths over what should have occurred in 2020. The damage will be the worst preventable cause of death in history.

Ben Shapiro: You Say I'm Full of Shit... [reddit.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

So is shit

Did someone say candy?....

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Yes, I may be old, but I'm not dead, yet.

If AOC is a socialist... [reddit.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

Because she has standards

Melania Trump tapes reveal complaints on Christmas and migrant children row | US news | The Guardian

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

the difference between her and a high priced whore, there are some things a high priced whore won't do.

Not to mention Trump is using taxpayer money to enrich his own companies.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

He's a grifter's grifter, I can see the backlash starting soon.

Make the Human Clean Again

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

At least he gave a warning, mine would just leave it in my way to be stepped on in bare feet.

Round 1 C19 vs Influenza in hospitalised sufferers. Is this reason not to go to hospital?

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

The fact that rthey got here records from the VA, there are more questions than answers. The VA very seldom rations care once you have been admitted, but htey have been reluctant to take Covid cases. often directing veterans to other hospitals unless there was no other choice.

Spring is here.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

the only one i recognized was the Chinese photinia can you give me a breakdown?

What is it with all these zombies?...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2020:

The fact that they were all vertically challenged should have been a dead give away,

Just can't hit the target.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Load her up and try again.

I was just telling a friend at work about having a feeling of dread and imminent doom.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Makes you at least think Karma might be real, but there is nothing bad enough to punish him for all his evil.

Time for bed... Never mind.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

He just wanted to fluff his pillow

A month of sundaes

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

That's cold

I wonder how many of you will be having a very late night in exactly two week's time?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

After a lifetime of following election results and attending "victory " parties, Knowing how the results matter as to what has been reported, seeing all the nuances of precinct by precinct results, I will stay up to my normal 2-3 am, If it's not decided by then, off to bed.

Happy Tuesday, you wonderful, full of personality people! How's it going?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

depends on the mood, but I'm seldom in the mood for sweets, but when I want them I want to splurge

Here’s a good question for the group: (my answer is yes and it was one of the most difficult ...

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Yes

Everyone voting? I voted today.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2020:

Yep, in and out in less than 10 minutes, mild cold front and overcast skies that day, lines are back now.

Happy Monday! I hope you're staying warm and comfy! Today's question was offered by ZantiMisfit: ...

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I love the tropics.

Sometimes...just sometimes.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Mine is seeing humor in the most inappropriate times and places.