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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

I try

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oops

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

alcoholic

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

cheers

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alcohol

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

alice

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

380 to go, Lora if you haven't maxed out your likes and replies, now is a good time to go for it.

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

got some feeels on this one

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

I am going to have to go back and read this whole thread when we are done

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

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adam

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

skipping around

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

not what you think

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

ads

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

after sex

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betty

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1980

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

its a long struggle

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

here's a few more

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glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

left a couple for you

Never believed her bullshit

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

I always questioned people that spouted that as fact, water is neutral, lemon is extremely acidic to the point that it will "cook" raw seafood. ph 2-3, water ph 7, alkaline water is 7.5 -9. without getting into the chemical formulas, the basic test is if it still tastes tart, it is acidic.

The wait in line is worth it if they ever do this! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Don't want that on a latte. lol

Australia has called in the military to force vaccines.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Australia is at over 80% vaxxed with NSW at 90+%, there is no truth to any of the crap you posted.

It's so weird being in a room full of people that have no idea what it's like wanting to die more ...

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2021:

You did the right thing by reaching out,

Does anyone know if Gout is officially in a high risk group, and so can apply for a booster early?

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2021:

It is not on the list, but like Lauren said check with your Dr or Pharmacist, to see if they have a vaccine available, Just take your card with you and you might get pleasantly surprised https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/need-extra-precautions/people-with-medical-conditions.html

Bad Jebus

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Allows wars, pestilence, plague and famine, to flourish, but cares if little Timmy masturbates. Not a very good god.

No shopping on thanksgiving

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Really good ones

Happy holidays

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Fantastic set

Greetings folks! I’m new here.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2021:

Welcome

Pitts wins all respect, again.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2021:

good article

Where the heck are my birthday presents? What's wrong with you people?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2021:

Happy Birthday, next time tell us before so we can plan a party.

I thought this Yucca wasn’t doing too well, after the really hot summer we had, but it is blooming...

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2021:

baby it a bit over the winter, sometimes plants will radically bloom if they are near death or sense that they are. But really pretty blooms

Welcome to our new Member, Twitch

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2021:

welcome

Hundreds of QAnon Fans Are Going to Texas to See JFK Return. No, Seriously.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2021:

We already have enough idiots on the streets in Dallas, Please Get the fuck out.

Ghislaine Maxwell trial: No plea deal talks

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Damn, you mean a rich person on suicide watch is complaining that they won't give here enough time to commit suicide, My heart bleeds...for your victims.

How to ruin Tinder for others

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2021:

I'd rather die single.

Very stupid indeed.

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2021:

this

The state of education today

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2021:

If they are that dumb, do you think they can read?

Greetings, all! Introducing.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Welcome, come on in.

My son and I have coordinated Halloween costumes for years.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

great costumes, it'll be a great memory for him.

My grandson's interpretation of Pennywise. He has that look down lol

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

going to scare a few

Since someone suggested I needed a new hobby

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

@AnneWimsey

The spectrum of door to door candy solicitation…

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Got to try the fire spiders lol

Tax the rich!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

the 100% audit would have a chilling effect on the cheaters, I'm 100% in favor.

My goji berries fruit like crazy!! No care what so ever.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

mine lost all their leaves, so I left them for dead, they came back fruited, now are going gang busters.

My contribution to Halloween articles/stories.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

scary, way more because it is true

NERVES OF STEEL!! Drinking coffee.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

I don't wear white after labor day, or before labor day

It’s the followers of the orange nightmare that frighten me!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

actually both should frighten you, without the big liar, the compulsive believers would have to go into small insignificant cells. With a big liar with a big audience it gives them confidence that they are right.

No news here! This video has some comic value though. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

I only wish the former guy would watch this. Just for the irritation value.

Ted Cruz Continues Halloween Tradition of Terrifying Kids By Going As Himself

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Not just kids, a lot of us adult Texans too.

Metaverse ?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2021:

never forget, accidents cause people

Cutie pie

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

As a ginger, I can attest it is true.

I love Pelican! ❤ Trip to the outer banks of NC end of Sept. 2021

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I love pelicans, the fly up to Dallas from the coast to winter over. They can get pretty aggressive down on the gulf coast though

Cherokee, NC elk. The rut was just beginning and it was amazing!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

magestic

The only reason to act this way…

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

When told that they were proposing a 70% tax for people in his tax bracket, he famously asked when in the history of the world had any country continued to exist with that type of tax rate. No one informed him that the US from 1936-1980 arguably the most prosperous this nation or any nation has ever been for that long. The decline of the nation began in 1980 when we reduced the tax rate below 80%

When my kids were little, we had a neighbor like this a few doors down.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

They would be better served to just turn out their lights and not answer the door rather than being objectionable

Some of us have still got it.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Way to stand up for yourself, nail those blood suckers

unstoppable force and immovable object.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

fire beats stupid

Sadly and very unfortunately……..

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Never under estimate the damage stupid can inflict.

Lock em all up!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

To use the oft spoken repub mantra, if they are innocent, why don't they testify. To answer their question, because they are guilty.

The old pine stump at the bottom of my garden, has made some late season colour, quite a spectacle.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

edible or no?

More decorating ideas.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

If I had more skeletons, I would so do that one.

A frequent dilemma

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

all in their own time, just don't try both at the same time.

Yes just ask a vet

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

After receiving intel briefings for 4+ years, it made me skeptical of not just the government, but also the media.

Always a favorite, again and again: [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

One of my favorite groups

Drive on the BRP (Blue Ridge Parkway, NC) last weekend.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

stunning

I remember having to wear pants under my dress on the way to school to keep warm in winter and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

So many people tend to forget how recent most female gains have been and how fragile our hold on them are.

A rock nightmare

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2021:

get the ice pick, time for multiple holes.

Pretty easy to spot.

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Damn, she nailed it.

Friday Groaner!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2021:

groan

Returning-to-office workers arrive to big surprises.

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2021:

paywall

I have a few. How about you?

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2021:

quite a few

Glenn Kirschner - Rolling Stone Article: Members of Congress Assisted Insurrection Organizers; ...

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2021:

We have suspected this from the beginning, now we are getting confirmation and need to act on it. Justice spins slowly, almost glacierly.

Yeah they grew up to be trumpers

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Karen and Ken, spoiled and want to talk to a manager.

Unfortunately true

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Some of us suspected this much earlier, it seemed like the negative comments just called piling on of other negative comments.

I haven't been drinking much coffee lately for health reasons.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2021:

I'm down to a pot a day, some days only 3/4 of a pot. welcome back.

Like the xmas lights and the mini salad best

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2021:

really good group, hilarious.

What a let down

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Ain't no stoner going to share his edibles with begging freaky kids in costume

Baby boomer hooters

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2021:

gravity, you can't fight it.

Yeah old as fuck still can shine a boot

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2021:

still have my shoe shine kit.

Two Policemen arrive at Mrs.

glennlab comments on Oct 27, 2021:

They would have saved him if he didn't go back the third time.

They do this every year

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

The war on christmas is over, Walmart won.

What happened to the party of Limited Government?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

In my lifetime, they have never been the party that limited government. They have only been the party that claimed to want to limit government while increasing its size and reach. Dating to the Eisenhaur administration.

Blonde guy jokes are just as much fun as blonde girl jokes.

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

good ones

Sorry... Not sorry...

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

stolen and saved

Another aspect of good old days

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

It was designed to make people realize that unregulated capitalism was bad.

Some days it just doesn't pay trying to impress people....

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

He missed the railing, don't you hate when that happens?

Fun times.....

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

better yet, fart just as you are exiting an elevator.

I bet, Sir, you also enjoy converting beans and cabbage into natural gas. 😆

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

My Dr prescribed a probiotic so I am much better at converting all vegetable matter into natural gas.

Next time I'll use double locks!

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

the look on their face when they discover the double dead bolt is to die for.

One way to scare the little critters off the porch

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

that cracked me up

Don't they though..

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Sure do.

Cake anyone?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Yummy

Gotta love a man with a twisted sense of humor.

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2021:

been there, done that.