Good incentive

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Always cracks me up

Many of us feel this

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I avoid mornings by sleeping to noon

Not uncommon these days

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

No fucks left to give

Will be a interesting summer

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

That's going to be my new greeting.

What evangelicals think we do

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Why pray to any lord, they really have no idea.

It has been a while

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

You are just one party animal!

I see I better come up with a good compliment, anyway!

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

so true

Everyone should have a favorite boob.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

My favorite is which ever one I am holding at the time

I live in Texas......

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

too nice a face to see the escape to Mexico champion.

Wait, what? This could lead to an interesting shopping experience.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

I'm on my way!

This is awesome 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

We did my son's on zoom, the couple were the only ones not separated.

I am so brave!

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Me neither

Louvre museum makes its entire collection available online [france24.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

I had to share that with several of my artist friends

Maybe he can get the coyote as a consultant. Maybe Dennis Rodman can hook them up!

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Damn, and after he sent them that big order

Mine says ''one at a time please''.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Mine says, " one at a time please" too

Who's a clever girl then! :-D

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

No brown nosing allowed

You had me at Bacon.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

bacon

Do you eat beef?

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

I enjoy my meat, but if you don't then that's up to you. How and what we eat is a very personal decision and i have no place to tell someone else that their choice is bad.

What are you trying to say, Amazon?

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

6, just six, is that just a starter kit?

You know who you are

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

guilty

I thought so too!

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Who are you Richard Pryor?

Just some light reading.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I meowed back at one of the cats, and something was lost in the translation, you'd think I called her a name.

fact or fiction?

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

She's going to have to do better than that, but good start.

Now, The Fun May really Begin: [alternet.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I'm sure they will rely on their standard defense of "no reasonable person would believe us". Another reason not to listen to Faux Noise.

Time to get real:

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Many of us on the left have been claiming this for a very long time. Also anyone that has to have a gun today, probably should not ever get one.

@Frank121, 'loves and believes in god'. No bio.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

we seem to have a load of them coming lately, hopefully they will get fed up and leave for greener pastures.

Oh shit....

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

somebody staged that so they won't have to get up early on easter.

The answer, as usual, is Bacon.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Oh yes

Politics

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

DFoes this belong in the dog group?

Who knew there was a lazy way to shuck pistachio nuts?

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Not me

Religion - The Washington Post

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

I'm wondering how many of those that have had their freedom on Sundays will continue to stay away even when allowed to go back. But does this really belong in the cat group?

Think this is a good meme to send to my crush?

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

without a doubt

New one to me, no thanks. [en.wikipedia.org]

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

nope

Have you ever walked out of a movie and why?

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

i have only watched a little of A clockwork Orange, I could tell it was a movie that I would not enjoy very quickly. There have been others that I had no problem walking out on, always due to graphic violence. One that I wished I had walked out on was Black Sunday a gothic horror film from 1960 that I had to sit through in about 63.

GPS = god's preposterous sophistry...

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

and nowhere

Relaxing hobby

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I can see that as therapy.

Shot 1. They told me any reactions would start tomorrow. I got Pfizer.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I hope you reaction is better than mine was, but it only lasted 2 days, best of luck and stay hydrated.

This is going to take forever! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Way more work that I'm willing to do.

I've been called worse!

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Going to need aloe after that burn

Yep, it's bacon...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Bacon

Cartoonies . . . . How are you getting along with life these days?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

good set

Geezer Laughs du Jour How many of these situations have you encountered? ?Myself? - Seven!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I saw way too many like me and my friends.

CATS, because... CATS! (Multiple memes)

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

catty

OH MY!!!! LOL!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Old age can do that.

Just a little one! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

these

Airforce...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

You have apparently never encountered geese defending their families. They are all over the AF's golf courses.

We’ve all been there - or at least most of us.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

guilty. and 10 to 1 I don't know the name of the group singing it.

I can't explain either!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

The words actually are intelligible unlike their music.

Just Say Only Do Drugs With Good Looking People...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Just turn the lights WAY down

Here comes the bride, there goes your balls...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

You know there is going to be hell to pay when she sees the wedding photos.

Have you heard the good news???

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Everybody, thank god. lol

Can you spell Cognitive Dissonance, boys & girls?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

But, science doesn't have magic as a force.

Hey, I don't turn everything dirty!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

she's either going to change bfs or therapists.

&, a fuckin' Venn...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

What the fuck, I like it.

Another jewel from oh- high -uh! [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

boycott them before they boycott you. Makes it easier to spot the freaks.

Now that's "Dirty Dancing"!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

threesome, kinky at an early age.

It's fucking fine.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Damn fucking fine

Corndags, anyone?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

They're not to swift on math in west texas.

It's. A. Joke!! Simmer Down.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

That's just looney

That's what I thought! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I've always had that reservation.

As a child in the UK we only had one TV channel, BBC (The British Broadcasting Corporation) sometime...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

We had three channels growing up, 2 to the East and one to the west.

A tip for seniors! If you have one of those tall fridge-freezers in your kitchen don't let your ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

So that's the cause of my wandering around the kitchen going WTF did I come in here for.

WTF??!!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

No, just no!

Will never happen. I said.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

No one believed that every home would have a computer, now almost every home has several .

& wondering why I'm in this parking lot...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

along with the same lines as your science beef with bob, why the hell is this not in the 50s + group

Been there, done that... many times..

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

good to know

Hooray for the News... Zoo Pornographer - SNL [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

love typos

What was your favorite Saturday morning TV show... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I was a looney tunes guy

Your Sunday groaner

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

groan

I predict this asshole will continue to be full of shit! [indy100.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I think if they want to claim to be prophets, they should be held to biblical standards and executed when their prophecies fail to happen.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Partially Closed Over Staff Coronavirus Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

He really doesn't ant to make it a private residence again, since all the maintenance, food, and staff cost would no longer be deductible for income and instead become only partially deductible from income.

It takes one to know one???

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

He's so broke he can't afford to fix his $100 million plane, it is probably in that condition so that it will be harder to repossess.

Die Eisheilige for 2021 The Icy Saints are periods of days in May where surprisingly cold weather...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

i live about 50 miles north of the peach capitol of Texas, it is very hard to grow peaches here since our last frost is normally just after the peach trees have bloomed. A few miles makes a world of difference.

Hey, boys and girls! What time is it?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Don't turn around

Another 'baby' one...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

If she's that jealous, dump her now.

Biden cancels 1 $billion dollars of student debt.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I hope this is only the beginning.

Yesterday I took a walk with my camera.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Nice color selections

& one last (for now) NSFW...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Been there for a while

Shout-out to all who get this!

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Oh, Toto!

& another music based one...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Have a bottle of old crow to mellow that one out

One sheep, two sheeps...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

groan

Know your tropes

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Beats a poke in the heart with a stake.

I often do projects around the house.

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

and that's the reason I have at least two of every tool. Seems as a last resort you buy a new one. Then find the old one.

That's really funny

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Walmart, providing entertainment for the masses since 1969.

The problems of mixed breed relationships

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

short comings?

Yeah probably is

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Just remember, what is normal, is normal for you, what is perverted, is perverted for you.

If you call them, they will come.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

better brace themselves.

Do you have these pesky things in your town?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

They are considered vehicles and must follow the rules of the road and if 50cc or higher you must have a motorcycle endorsement in most areas.

A joke AND a ear worm!

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

damn you, now I'll hear that all day.

Don't blame him.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Is he part washer/drier?

Another 'ode to old age'...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Just limp along and find a blue pill.

P.S. I was deliberately late...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

are you going to rebook? you better rebook or you will be inundated with new offers.

Need a new wardrobe?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Ad placement is everything. How many bodies will this wardrobe hold?

Welp, that is pretty flexible!

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

she be dead, dead I say.

Acceptance doesn't infer commendation...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Fuck it, this is as grown up as I'm going to become.

Optimists may feel better, but they're wrong more often...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

My old boss called it bomb throwing when he didn't like it.

I waited before posting this...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

the ugly twin of perfection

Austrailia,what's up

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

I never knew geese were voyeurs.

Answer surveys honestly

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Any right wing christian that's being honest.

Who remembers this?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

smoked wishbone from the turkey?