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Retired couple living in the middle of the Ocala National forest in florida. Having a great time living and enjoying what we have in life, Love to backpack,hike,camp, drink(maybe smoke a doobie) around a bonfire and work on our homestead. Both are atheist and enjoy a circle of friends from all spectrums of faith or nonfaith as it were.

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Quebec officials have reported the number of first-dose appointments for Covid-19 vaccines have ...
joeandbarb comments on Jan 11, 2022:
I visited Quebec last September and was surprised( happily) at how stringent they were about having a vaccine to do anything. Our Canadian neighbors take Covid much more seriously than the majority of us here in the states
Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID?
joeandbarb comments on Jan 7, 2022:
another denier dying? We can only handle so much good news
I need this:
joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2021:
Wonderful shirt. And it works on so many levels
Reverse psychology only works on toddlers, so there you go
joeandbarb comments on Sep 21, 2021:
Was not our plan but the results are definitely working in our favor
VERY satisfying shopping trip yesterday, seeing My Pillow prominently displayed at the entrance of ...
joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2021:
FUCK that guy!!!! I cant wait until Dominion wins their lawsuit and her has to go back to sucking cock at the greyhound station for money to buy crack with. But thats just me
Hidden treasure for the next homeowner.
joeandbarb comments on Mar 11, 2021:
guaranteed to scare the living shit out of a future construction crew!
Yes we know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Feb 19, 2021:
looks like the baptists are muscling in on the catholics territory!
Lindsay Graham blames Capitol Police
joeandbarb comments on Feb 18, 2021:
I cant wait to see the videos that tRump has on lady Lindsay. They must be pretty bad for him to continue licking his boots like this
I got nothing
joeandbarb comments on Jan 29, 2021:
No need to call a tow truck, just wait for the cold to work its magic and you will be able to pick it up with a pair of tweezers
New scammer?! FrankJose190 tells me he admires my "gentle personality". ROFLMAO!
joeandbarb comments on Jan 29, 2021:
Hell you had me when you commented about dressing up for " alone time"
Ask and ye shall receive... in inches
joeandbarb comments on Jan 25, 2021:
Time for him to change outfits. Someone send him a catholic schoolgirl ensemble. Its much more suited for him now.
Doesn't need translation i think ;)
joeandbarb comments on Jan 24, 2021:
Got to hand it to the Dutch. They sure know how to polish their wood counter tops. And while we are speaking of wood she delivers!
Just saw the new MyPillow ad: stuff that was $89 plus shipping Is now $29 with free shipping.
joeandbarb comments on Jan 23, 2021:
The asshole needs to go back to being a meth head. At least then he had an excuse for being an Idiot
Is this letter circulated the real one? Is this what he said?
joeandbarb comments on Jan 22, 2021:
I'm not sure he knows how to write so I am skeptical.
It appears drump's most rabid supporters are very, very, very disappointed in him.
joeandbarb comments on Jan 22, 2021:
The fat bastard would just break the rope when he was dropped. And death would be too easy on him anyways, I would rather he be put in a cell block with many black and brown people to be ass raped to death. To quote John Lennon "You may say that I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one"
Got this as a PM on FB. This had me in tears!
joeandbarb comments on Jan 14, 2021:
definitely going to be singing this a lot!!!
Announced tonight: TheFBI will be posting lots of pics of lots of rioters and invites the public to...
joeandbarb comments on Jan 10, 2021:
I hope that the arresting officers remember that the people they will be arresting bludgeoned an officer of the law to death by smashing his head with a fire extinguisher. And that they remember when tRump told them to not be gentle when arresting criminals.
Got to give him credit for making it tempting
joeandbarb comments on Jan 4, 2021:
So the devil created the heavenly thing us men( and some women) love so much.
Come again?
joeandbarb comments on Jan 3, 2021:
His mother was a virgin! Thats why three strange men showed up when he was born
There may be some additional reasons, but this is a good start...
joeandbarb comments on Jan 3, 2021:
Extremely compelling arguments!( especially the licking part) OK you win Lets date
She is rolling (the dough) over in her grave...
joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2021:
awesome sense of humor there!
Oops that got by someone
joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2021:
Oh come all ye faithful..lol
A new Amazon deal
joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2021:
I love it. Become poor by trying to look poor. I think of all the parents who have kids wanting them to spend money like this in order to be in fashion
Yes what would you say ?
joeandbarb comments on Jan 1, 2021:
Well I guess the party was a good one
Real vs Fake??
joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2020:
awesome parenting skills there
Fitness goals! Lol
joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2020:
A woman with fantastic goals. Salute!
When are people in Alabama going to realize most states don't elect child molesters to public ...
joeandbarb comments on Dec 31, 2020:
Alabama where men are men, so are the women and the sheep are scared to death
I came, I saw but I couldn't figure this out. Can you?
joeandbarb comments on Dec 28, 2020:
just another shift at wal mart for customer service employees
Why is it that men can straight up tell you they aren’t attracted to you.
joeandbarb comments on Dec 27, 2020:
there has to be some attraction or he would not want to sleep with you. Maybe they are not attracted enough for a relationship that requires emotional investment, but something about you turns them on enough to want you physically.
Sound familiar πŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Dec 26, 2020:
rule book
Sound familiar πŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Dec 26, 2020:
I love using the bible as a reference book when arguing with so called christens. They hate it when you know more about their ule book than they do
Take care of yourselves alwaysπŸ€—
joeandbarb comments on Dec 26, 2020:
so much easier to do once your retired!
My brother is a long-time volunteer to transport donor organ material around the world.
joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2020:
unfortunately due to the orange turd we have running this country we actually are a bunch of germ infested verrmin
I only read about this about two years ago.
joeandbarb comments on Dec 20, 2020:
Playing on peoples fear of" the other" . Religious leaders need to have an opponent to their deity's wishes to point at and declare unfit for society. Minority groups are easy simply because of the fact that they are fewer than the group as a whole. What happens to their target is of no to concern to them as long as they can convince the majority that their beliefs are right. If there were no gay people than they would point at anyone who enjoys sex in different positions as blasphemers who would need to be changed for the good of all. I am amused at all the people who would punish homosexuals but conveniently forget that its just as much a sin to eat shrimp, oysters, lobster, clams and anything else from water that has not fins or scales. Would they be willing to electro-shock all the diners at a seafood restaurant who ordered these items? This proves that its about the control of the masses by demonizing the minority.
Does anyone think the real reason drump doesn't want to turn over info/transition etc is because ...
joeandbarb comments on Dec 19, 2020:
He wants to sow enough confusion to cover for his getaway. I don't think Russia would take him but be assured he has a list of countries that don't have extradition treaties with the USA. I hope the secret service grabs his passport so he cannot escape what is waiting for him in the judicial system
South Africa is not tolerating members of public office spewing their evangelical vomit from a ...
joeandbarb comments on Dec 19, 2020:
It would be so wonderful if we could get rid of all the religious B.S. they put into politics here in the states
So, now & then some of you have found me a tad harsh.
joeandbarb comments on Dec 19, 2020:
I hope all the best for you in this quest. I enjoy my ice cream and pizza way too much to be able to stick to any diet. So the best way my wife and I have found to lose the pounds is to go camping for long periods of time(two to three months) When we do this we lose an average of two and a half pounds per week with the side benefit of seeing many wonderful things in our national parks. Of course I did not discover this wonderful side effect of having an outdoors lifestyle until after I retired. But it might be something you can add to your weight loss regimen.
I'm not sure where to post this, yet I remember a member here talking about Paul in the Bible.
joeandbarb comments on Dec 10, 2020:
If you want the best reference for any argument with a true believer the skeptics annotated bible is the one I have found to work
This isn't very deviant, but just something I was thinking about earlier.
joeandbarb comments on Dec 10, 2020:
Barbara Eden as genie! the one common denominator for men of my generation is we have all jacked off to genie at least once and in my case multiple counts.
Unsolicited Dick Pics: let me explain why you should not send them, heterosexual gentlemen.
joeandbarb comments on Dec 8, 2020:
It's a sad commentary on the guy who has so little ability when it comes to conversation That the only hope he has left is "maybe a picture of my dick will impress her". i have never sent an unsolicited dick pic. However on the other side of the coin if any women want to send unsolicited "tit pics" I will not complain.
Online Slave Trade. Very disturbing! [youtu.be]
joeandbarb comments on Dec 1, 2020:
it's sickening to know what we as humans are capable of doing. Obviously no matter how advanced we become we will always be willing do despicable things to each other.
Is he ever going to get over it?
joeandbarb comments on Dec 1, 2020:
No he will never get over it. But The country will. As a matter of fact they already did by voting him out. He will continue to rage though all the way from his prison cell or from Russia if he can get there before he gets indited.
Paranoia of this time: Is anyone watching how many Electoral College members are getting calls from...
joeandbarb comments on Dec 1, 2020:
At this point in the game with so much going for Biden anyone who tries anything sketchy will probably end up in jail after a couple of months of the Biden administration. Even high profile republicans are backing away slowly from the orange dumpster fire and the only ones hanging on are the ones who are so deeply invested in him that their careers are as good as done as soon as his is. All of the "Q-anon" believers have been let down because the predictions did not come true and they have to face the fact that they followed a false path. I do believe that we are going to see a snowball of justice roll down a big mountain and get bigger and bigger until trump, bar, and all their co-conspirators end up in prison.
This pretty much says it all.
joeandbarb comments on Nov 20, 2020:
when you are so full of shit it starts leaking out of your head
He's looking alright.
joeandbarb comments on Nov 20, 2020:
at least this guy likes women instead of little boys like the rest of the pedos running the church
COVID Silver Lining: I canceled Thanksgiving day get together with my conservative, evangelical ...
joeandbarb comments on Nov 17, 2020:
getting high and eating like a pig. Then attempting to hike it all off in the woods that surround our house
No, I Will Not Be 'Reaching Out' To Trump Voters, Now Or Ever. Here's Why. | HuffPost
joeandbarb comments on Nov 15, 2020:
In a way the silver lining on the trump cloud is that it has exposed all the hate inside of the trumpers and now we know what they are really like when they think there will be no repercussions. So no, I will not be "reaching out" to them because I know what they really are and will not let them slink back into their camouflage of false decency. They showed their colors and must be labeled for what they are and not have their racism, misogyny, and myriad of other despicable traits glossed over by saying its all better now.
These incredibly selfish mask-refusers are making it dangerous to get a broken bone, fall, get cut, ...
joeandbarb comments on Nov 15, 2020:
Just hang in there until January 21st!!!! there will still be stupid ass'ed people doing their maga shit but it will get harder on them as time go's by until eventually we get over this pandemic
Another math related meme... or is it?
joeandbarb comments on Nov 3, 2020:
took me a couple of minutes but I finally got it.
Very rude of them not to show!
joeandbarb comments on Oct 28, 2020:
I'm so sorry. it was a naked Santana recital, but Carlos didn't show up to play. I'll make sure to communicate better next time..lol
Does my heart good
joeandbarb comments on Oct 15, 2020:
AWESOME !!!!!!!!!
This kid has an education.
joeandbarb comments on Oct 7, 2020:
the best ever!!!
Lol right doctor 🀣
joeandbarb comments on Oct 3, 2020:
A natural cure is always better than a prescription. Have to respect a doctor who will go the extra mile
That pic of child ...and more, take that!!! πŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Oct 3, 2020:
the two best things about the past relationship
Why not? Step one is already done.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 27, 2020:
keep up that kind of sweet talk and I will have to start following you
We cannot deny our thoughts, our growth and evolvement.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 27, 2020:
And that person despite being omnipotent always needs money(usually 10 percent of your income)
this post is a contradiction of itself.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 25, 2020:
this might help you with your unwanted pics
It’s tempting
joeandbarb comments on Sep 25, 2020:
going to the dollar store to buy a shitload of sharpies
Lone Drinker kitty πŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Sep 24, 2020:
I'll just sit here and drink until this "moderation dude" shows up
You got the tools Dude, use it πŸ˜…
joeandbarb comments on Sep 24, 2020:
fashion before function the creed of those who want to be seen as cool
We know you are hiding something from us...
joeandbarb comments on Sep 24, 2020:
the opposite of cannabis, if you can smell it from across the room it is NOT good shit
I almost didn't see the broom myself πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Sep 23, 2020:
Putting my razor and shaving cream away and looking for my brain cleaning detergent.
Dinner not tasty πŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Sep 23, 2020:
reminds me of the joke. Wife- why is the dog licking its ass? husband- to get the taste of your cooking out of its mouth
Someone either got fired or promoted for this one.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 21, 2020:
She really must of been in some serious heat if it took four of them to "Help" her
Fred is a little confused:
joeandbarb comments on Sep 21, 2020:
reminds me of an old joke about the kid who wanted a watch for christmas, so his parents let him
Pastor Rick Joyner Claims God Wants Christian Veterans to Lead Good Militias Right-wing ...
joeandbarb comments on Sep 20, 2020:
And the tRump supporters see no parallel between themselves and radical Islam. But both will support forcing their beliefs down our throats at the point of a gun
How Belgium had African Natives, people from the Congo, in zoos.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 14, 2020:
The world is getting better. Seeing the rise of BLM gives me hope that humankind will eventually start acting more civilized to each other. I was in the U.S Military for 20 years and all we cared about was keeping each other safe. I worked with black, brown, white, and all colors of the rainbow. People from Germany to Bangladesh, Argentina South Africa among many others and we all watched out for each other. If an institution like the military can foster that kind of brotherhood than perhaps the civilian world can too.
Popular excuses
joeandbarb comments on Sep 14, 2020:
the newest is " I have a case of corona" (BEER)
Well, I like to do my own hair...
joeandbarb comments on Sep 14, 2020:
you are starting to sound like a fun date
Loved this one. On way to AA lecture πŸ˜‚
joeandbarb comments on Sep 14, 2020:
he did not lie
Anyone looking forward to de-stressing this weekend?
joeandbarb comments on Sep 11, 2020:
Just remember without nipples boobs are pointless
Those that got enough, flaunt’em!
joeandbarb comments on Sep 10, 2020:
by this it's "Love Tube" kinda like it.
True story...
joeandbarb comments on Sep 6, 2020:
absolute truth!!
Tacos. Tacos! Tacos!!
joeandbarb comments on Sep 6, 2020:
I absolutly love " Why be good if there is no heaven, there are no taco trucks in prison"
Hello Heathens, Just joined a few hours ago.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 5, 2020:
welcome! I hope you have a great an experience as I have on this site. It's nice to find other non believers to talk to
Anyone relate to this? (I apologize if the language offends.)
joeandbarb comments on Sep 5, 2020:
what do sex and oxygen have in common?? neither one is a big deal until your not getting any
Oh oh yikes
joeandbarb comments on Sep 4, 2020:
now I cannot unsee it
Scary thought
joeandbarb comments on Sep 4, 2020:
followed by "go ahead if you want"
Attorney General Barr Likens Mail-In Voting to Playing with Fire In a testy interview with ...
joeandbarb comments on Sep 3, 2020:
Once we flush the turd November third it will be a while before the courts are settled down due to all the criminal activity we will be seeing from punishing from these assholes
Sending the wrong message...to everyone.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 2, 2020:
The winds of change hit poor Gary hard
Another thought on Kenosha: the kid's mother armed him, drove him there, dropped him off.
joeandbarb comments on Sep 1, 2020:
Maybe she wanted a retroactive abortion. No matter what her motives It would have been better off if the police had blasted this one.
Arrow in trail tells a story.
joeandbarb comments on Aug 30, 2020:
I always to keep our groups in sight of each other. Living in the woods I have found that it is very easy to get turned around and lose where you are. There have been several hikers that seem like they are in a competition to get to the destination first for bragging rights and are willing to leave others behind. needless to say they don't get re-invited to hike with us
Fact check.....
joeandbarb comments on Aug 30, 2020:
good thing I didn't have my coffee when I read this. I would have had to wipe it off of my monitor screen
We agree 100%
joeandbarb comments on Aug 29, 2020:
And his people will stand in line to kiss his idiot ass. What the hell has happened to our country
Truth
joeandbarb comments on Aug 29, 2020:
Saw this and had to agree! trying to find out where to get this tee shirt
Dead man fungus - So there I was on a trail and noticed I needed to tie up a boot.
joeandbarb comments on Aug 27, 2020:
I have now added "fear fart" to my lexicon. Thank you for making me smile in these troubling times
The Falwell memes today....good stuff
joeandbarb comments on Aug 27, 2020:
This is perfect
I want an answer to this one....
joeandbarb comments on Aug 27, 2020:
he will be a pole watcher
It's phallable
joeandbarb comments on Aug 25, 2020:
That Explains religion in a nutshell
A reporter asks a blunt question...
joeandbarb comments on Aug 24, 2020:
I wish all the reporters would keep asking this same question until he actually has to answer
Yes which one ?
joeandbarb comments on Aug 24, 2020:
every morning when my wife wakes up her first question of the day is " Is he dead yet?"
Take the money and run?....
joeandbarb comments on Aug 24, 2020:
I would follows Jesus's teachings and turn it into wine
Joke for sharks...
joeandbarb comments on Aug 23, 2020:
just like a vegan meat buffet
Hm, innuendo
joeandbarb comments on Aug 23, 2020:
"Hey honey are you in the mood?(as he turns on the shower)
The bible changed my life!
joeandbarb comments on Aug 23, 2020:
This is great! When I was in my early 30's I decided to actually read the bible to make sure I could defend what I believed in. The more I read the less I believed until I became a full blown atheist.
...Until we got married 😜
joeandbarb comments on Aug 22, 2020:
until she broke out the strap on.
Sorry kid, maybe when you grow up...
joeandbarb comments on Aug 22, 2020:
At least knowing that would save me money from the get go by not having to buy dinner and hoping to get lucky.
Men are so visual!
joeandbarb comments on Aug 22, 2020:
I like it. take out any chance of mistakes
Trump Says He Appreciates the Support of QAnon Conspiracy Theorists Trump Says He Appreciates ...
joeandbarb comments on Aug 21, 2020:
this guy is such an incredible piece of shit and ignorant as well as a complete criminal. That being said, the reason that 80 percent of republicans still support him is because most of the republicans who were decent people who just happened to disagree with him have been driven from the party leaving the bottom of the barrel to go to his rally's and chant for him
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joeandbarb comments on Aug 20, 2020:
The last one is a very powerful statement