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Retired couple living in the middle of the Ocala National forest in florida. Having a great time living and enjoying what we have in life, Love to backpack,hike,camp, drink(maybe smoke a doobie) around a bonfire and work on our homestead. Both are atheist and enjoy a circle of friends from all spectrums of faith or nonfaith as it were.

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One more reason why I love Egyptian mythology.
joeandbarb comments on May 5, 2022:
doing my part to bring back traditions that need to be brought back
Very informative
joeandbarb comments on May 5, 2022:
AWESOME!!! The part about " may require consent depending upon who owns the jello" is truly an inspired joke in a fantastic post
Duh... Never realized it
joeandbarb comments on May 5, 2022:
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
Jokes on you... Eh Abbott..... [dailykos.com]
joeandbarb comments on May 5, 2022:
the only fly in this ointment is that the people who voted him in are not educated enough to understand how much His political grandstanding is going to cost them personally. Hopefully enough of the people who he recruited in from California will vote along side with the people of Texas who actually are capable of thinking beyond three word phrases and who have critical thinking skills beyond " Brown people bad"
Talk about an ego!
joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2022:
Looks like republican politicians lining up at Mar a lago
Tucker gets burned
joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2022:
Manzanar is a national historical site in California. An actual camp where the Japanese were interned during WW2. Anyone who is near should go and learn about the injustices we Americans have put our fellow Americans through. We put them in concentration camps, took away all their belongings and then had the gall to draft the age eligible males to send to Germany to fight for a country that had stripped them of everything we hold dear.
What? Well next time be more specific.
joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2022:
going to memorize this one for the next time I get asked to say grace
I'm broad minded but this may be a too fruity for some! :-D
joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2022:
have a heat, let them finish, then make the salad. They might even make their own dressing
Dads everywhere, " See I told you"
joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2022:
Ah the magic of the tongs!
That scraping sound you hear is just my ass dragging
joeandbarb comments on May 4, 2022:
Thank goodness for coffee
Here is a gaming mouse! With this stylish new design you can surely finger your way to victory!
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
I can now win a game with my tongue!!!
Fred would be so proud. 🙄
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
where can I get this sticker, I would love to have a bunch of them to place over all the Biden ones
Looks like he's gonna take another run at it
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
He is doing the democratic party a huge favor. He is draining all the donation money to his PAC and the rest of the republicians cant get any for their campaigns. He is already displaying multiple signs of dementia so he will just fuck off with all the money and leave the rest of the repubs out in the cold while he moves onto his next con job bilking the uneducated out of their money. I bet televangelists are taking note of how he operates so they can emulate him
Gym Hordan…
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
tic tock, the time is coming. The open hearings are coming just in time to ruin his reelection campaign
What a brave guy, Not!
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
biggest chickenshit the world has ever known. Loves to talk like hes tough but is afraid of tomatos
I don’t think he’s doing what you think he is…
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
I personally think he bought twitter just so he could shut down the kid who set up the tracking bot that showed where he traveled. He offered the kid five grand to take it down and the kid refused. so now he is going to spend billions
Just out for coffee lovers
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
shut up and take my money
New month, new week, another dad joke.
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
great dump
And he likes it, too.
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
jislord? thrust? seems like a common thread here
Ron DeSantis made it happen
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
I need this bumper sticker soooooo bad
Free advice. Hope it helps you.
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
stress cleansing and a warning to anyone within the sound of your voice
Communication is key
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
No problem just let grandpa be on bottom
Sesame Street was never like this
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
no need for lube, plenty of bacon grease for that
I am willing to try anything
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
I dont know about her wish but mine came true!
I need counseling
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
maybe just a couple of sessions
Clarifying again....
joeandbarb comments on May 3, 2022:
next up in the series " the myth of the female orgasm"
I am fascinated by history you know
joeandbarb comments on May 2, 2022:
why did cave men drag cave women around by the hair? because if they drug them by the feet their pussy fills up with sand
chiv·al·ry /ˈSHivÉ™lrÄ“/ noun the medieval knightly system with its religious, moral, and ...
joeandbarb comments on May 2, 2022:
gotta love Calvin
Understand the dilemma
joeandbarb comments on May 2, 2022:
as long as shes trying!
Please help me understand
joeandbarb comments on May 2, 2022:
soon to be seen all over Florida once Disney leaves,
Thank heavens I noticed it
joeandbarb comments on May 2, 2022:
I guess there other ways besides cabbage or beans to get gas
He is trying hard
joeandbarb comments on May 2, 2022:
Reminds me of when I was having a great time sexting with a lady friend and autocorrect kept changing my words so the sentence came out as "I want to eat your possum"
The future is in their hands
joeandbarb comments on May 1, 2022:
And the fun fact is that its from a Florida school
Look, it's a bombshell
joeandbarb comments on May 1, 2022:
I bet he cant wait to retire so he can start wearing dresses in public and not just at the secret swingers BDSM Dungeon
All must go
joeandbarb comments on May 1, 2022:
A five gallon tub of KY and Ben gay mixture lube is included in the asking price
The unacceptable face of Russia.....supercilious looking smug bastard!
joeandbarb comments on May 1, 2022:
The smile he has while tRump is busy blowing him
Pew pew pew...
joeandbarb comments on May 1, 2022:
Hey if it works it works. no argument here
My years of dog training carry over into my normal life.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
But have you ever said good boy to them when they don't like I do?
What song are they singing?
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
Fat bottomed girls by Queen
Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
Down here in Flori-Duh I have actually heard it called"the war of Northern aggression" and they will say the south will rise again against the Govt. all the while using their Medicare and social security checks. I wonder why they never consider what would happen to them when that stops because the govt. is gone
He has a track record. We should listen.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
awesome!
Oh, not again....
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
Hey Hey Hey Queenie!!! how do I get my hands on some of those poisoned apples>
My parents were enjoying their honeymoon, little did they know, I came to fuck shit up! Lol!!!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
thoughts and prayers!!!! best ever( until you post tomorrow) how in the world do you keep coming up with these great memes????????
Look at it closely
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
it would certainly be in danger around here
There really is a difference, even when you have both.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
cats will lie on their backs to make sure you give them belly rubs then bite you to let you know they have had enough
I'm just going to guess that no matter what it is there is like times what he should have used
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
looks to me like he's a high karate kind of guy! do they even make that putrid stuff anymore
Gotta look out for those reflections
joeandbarb comments on Apr 30, 2022:
quite some time ago there was a community of people who were selling stuff on E bay who actually were making sure that there were reflections of themselves naked on the product they supposedly were selling. Metal teapots, TV screens, etc. A sneaky way for exhibitionist's to get their jollys
How'bt that?
joeandbarb comments on Apr 29, 2022:
super easy to work on and actually pretty good beginning for building for an off road machine
And speaking of magic kingdoms
joeandbarb comments on Apr 29, 2022:
will they include the ending where his daughters get him drunk and then have sex with him so his lineage wont die out? And which Disney princess's will play the part?
When that happens
joeandbarb comments on Apr 29, 2022:
all of a sudden I'm into easter!
A good reason not to believe.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 29, 2022:
Yoga pants are the bacon of the garment world
You heard her?
joeandbarb comments on Apr 28, 2022:
this hurts just looking at it
Good morning!!! Another meme dump!!!!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 28, 2022:
Soon to be a new medical condition called "Tucker Teste's"
This equality thingy has gone overboard
joeandbarb comments on Apr 28, 2022:
He had better hand over that phone when she asks for it, and it better not have any womens names or messages on it
Hoping to make you all laugh! Another meme dump!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 28, 2022:
all hail the mighty wifi!!!!
Interesting fact...
joeandbarb comments on Apr 28, 2022:
and just like today instead of reading the terms of agreement people just click on I agree and accept without knowing what they just agreed to
Ideas for kiling spiders from a distance please! Hair spray works but is messy.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 28, 2022:
buy a can of wasp spray. that shit shoots for yards!!!
It couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I wish it were more based on his claimed worth.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 27, 2022:
Stand by for fund raising emails... Help tRump stand against the deep state in his effort to bring down the evil pedophile radical activist judges
Zero stars, would not eat there
joeandbarb comments on Apr 27, 2022:
a good day to start my diet!
Follow for maximum results
joeandbarb comments on Apr 27, 2022:
In this situation I would prefer to use the braille method
I think Brittany's got a problem.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 27, 2022:
I need more signals than that Brittany! Working my ass off here trying and need a little info on how I'm doing
Advertising innuendo.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 27, 2022:
from the look on her face and the way he's wiping the sweat from his brow I think he did a great job!!
An easy customer
joeandbarb comments on Apr 27, 2022:
sounds like a fun date!
I never thought of it that way
joeandbarb comments on Apr 26, 2022:
this puts things in a new light
Good morning!!!!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 26, 2022:
another awesome group!
oh looks cool
joeandbarb comments on Apr 26, 2022:
looking for a loan she has to show her source of income
You have to take a detour
joeandbarb comments on Apr 26, 2022:
I'll be right back... I'm going to the bar for a short one
Always for an old friend
joeandbarb comments on Apr 26, 2022:
I'm sure it will help
I will wait
joeandbarb comments on Apr 26, 2022:
Fuck this.. I'm going to just piss in the sink!
Don't you all wish you could do that?
joeandbarb comments on Apr 25, 2022:
its important to have goals!
A special kind of love
joeandbarb comments on Apr 25, 2022:
wait until she finds out hes Muslim and cannot eat pork.
Not all editors make it better
joeandbarb comments on Apr 25, 2022:
I missed out on all the good stuff in school
Probably true for most of us.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2022:
Just one??? I had hoped to reach many.
What a surprise...
joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2022:
It's in the name "Bangcock!"
Gotta love it...
joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2022:
nicely worded request. I hope she complies soon so he can get to servicing her box
Spot the difference
joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2022:
"shes" erect in the first photo, why you cant see it!!
Yeah, probably.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2022:
Start having telepathic conversations with the turtles living in the lake I live on
So, i will be taking a trip to see my recently-widowed brother from SE Connecticut to Norfolk VA.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 24, 2022:
Sorry to hear about your brothers loss. If you ever make it to Florida I would love to have a cup or two of coffee or tea with you
am i strong enough?
joeandbarb comments on Apr 23, 2022:
lucky for me my wife likes it just the size it is
Best door mat ever....
joeandbarb comments on Apr 23, 2022:
where is this for sale? I want one so bad
One explanation
joeandbarb comments on Apr 23, 2022:
the most wood he has had since the cross
It worked for my phone, so will it \?
joeandbarb comments on Apr 22, 2022:
worth a try if nothing else does the job
How to make a house chore entertaining - ask Dads 😆
joeandbarb comments on Apr 22, 2022:
teach me Obie Wan!!!!!
A simple mistake anyone could make but it’s very hard to know with politicians, they never tell ...
joeandbarb comments on Apr 21, 2022:
Just a couple of smiling faces.
Words of wisdom for you on this 420
joeandbarb comments on Apr 21, 2022:
Modern solutions for modern problems.
Different strokes for....
joeandbarb comments on Apr 20, 2022:
She took communion in a different way. I bet it was better than having to drink his blood and eat his body
Seems fair.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
I am going to be using this as well.. Thanks
Neither have I.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
My wife and I have a joint bank account, and yes she is worth every penny I have and will have. The sex isn't all of it but BOY HOWDY IS IT A GREAT PART!!!!!!!!! I hope you can find some like we have because its an amazing connection that is beyond description.
I went out yesterday to get a massage and haircut and both of the people were atheists!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
If you have to communicate telepathically with a cosmic Jewish zombie asking for your wishes to come true please don't try to tell me how to live my life
It happens to me at least every spring.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
I finally had to tell my wife we cannot buy any more plants until we get the ones we have already bought into the ground
Donnie keeps getting bad news.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
This might have been relevant to them sometime around 2016. But its a little late now
Can someone arrest him already?
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
But..But..But her emails!!!! OH and Hunters laptop!!!!!!!!
Using the Trumptard model…
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
Its a race to see who can come up with the biggest pile of bullshit for the true believers to accept and embrace
Trumpets boycott Disney!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
I have lived in Florida since 1985 and have never been to Disney world, now that the trumpers wont be there I just might go!
It's science, y'all.
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
That explains the unnatural color of his face!!!!!
More Easter madness!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
They want a Dr. to heal them then praise god for the miracle. Leaving the Dr. that saved them out in the cold. Same with hating gays until their son or daughter comes out of the closet. Its all a sin or bad until it happens to them than its ok
I guess it depends on how much chocolate you have…
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
One must also travel to trader joes to purchase lots of their dark chocolate peanut butter cups, get high as giraffe pussy then eat them all straight from the freezer
We've all seen the YMCA memes, I give you
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
singing it in my head right now
Plausible deniability
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
I believed until I read the bible then I became an atheist
I love seeing the Atheist population grow!
joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:
The world will not be able to take care of itself until we stop believing in an imaginary friend in the sky who can fix everything as long as we communicate telepathically with them. Once we shake off the chains of purposeful ignorance we will be able to actually embrace science and actually do whats needed to save the planet