Have some bad news

joeandbarb comments on Apr 19, 2022:

Thats where all the fun people are!!

More Easter madness…

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

He didn't stay dead! I am soooo going to use that one. Thanks

Hallelujah!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

But can he take a couple of edibles and get the masses all high?( dumps stupid fish and bread out of magic basket and puts edibles in)

Ukraine knows how to play it

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

The snake island memorial reef

This looks just as plausible!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

I bet communion would at least taste a lot better

Good times!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

good friends, good food, all they need now is a keg of Bud

The last one is a doozy!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

As a beginning rockhound I have to say this is fantastic!

A company that sells nails decides to start advertising their product.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

good one!!!

The power of Christ compels you.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

" Your mother cracks shells in hell"

enter me lord

joeandbarb comments on Apr 18, 2022:

Never head of a dick being called "thy mercy" before

Recipe help

joeandbarb comments on Apr 17, 2022:

you through in the shaft and balls for more buttery flavor?

Found a group y'all mightlike to laugh at.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 16, 2022:

The kid and the teacher is great!

Is this true?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 16, 2022:

The kind of gal who says " why do men lie so much" after spending six hours covering her true looks with makeup, nail polish and hair dye

A little weird here

joeandbarb comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Sorry guys I cant go fishing with you today. I plan on committing suicide by Judas

I keep telling my sister NOT to order items off Facebook ads.....

joeandbarb comments on Apr 16, 2022:

At least you wont have any trouble finding her once the lights get turned off

Yeah.... Also who asked?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 16, 2022:

the question is : whats easier than believing science

Some people will always find something to bitch about.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

I am old enough to remember how the beetles were considered to be making the devils music.

Another "hoax"? Nah, just plain old misdirection.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

blood money never bothered a trump

Go play with em.. I'm sure he won't mind.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

This is actually from the landover baptist church website. a great parody website written by a guy who was kicked out of Jerry Falwells "Liberty University" for asking too many questions. I had no idea it existed until I tried to look up the author

Totally unfair Xavier

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

foreplay is different in Pakistan

Frequently.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

wouldn't it be great to see one of tRumps assistants smack the shit out of him in the middle of one of his incoherent speeches only to have him start making sense

I know I do...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Or a good coupon!

Why didn't anyone think before?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Step right on up ladies and gents. Now you too (for a small fee) can know what it feels like to be a Kardashian!

I found a different source.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 13, 2022:

I actually have a lot of fun at walmart here down in the deep south, the handicap scooters are always filled with escapees from the fat farm and its funny as hell watching them try to race each other to the isles where all the junk food is. If you look at the baskets of the larger ones they usefully have 12 packs of pepsi, oreos and twinkies and then they wonder why their legs have no circulation.

She says that like it is a bad thing.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 13, 2022:

in that case let me make it a double!

Extra Crispy or Original Recipe?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Popeyes or Publix fried chicken are the only ones for me. Once I tried those I never went back to KFC

You don't even have to reach for the munchies.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 13, 2022:

I wasn't going to be doing any easter bullshit but you have helped me change my plans. Today I am going into town and buying a bunch of easter bunny's. An absolutely brilliant idea

God works in mysterious ways.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Looks like while he was busy receiving god she was busy doing some receiving herself.

Oh Happy day another group

joeandbarb comments on Apr 13, 2022:

knocked it out of the park again Glenn

Be a revolutionary.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

already harvesting strawberries and waiting anxiously on my blackberries, mulberries, ginger and turmeric

Things are about to get a whole lot nastier in Ukraine: [abc.net.au]

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

When we give them the weapons they need it saves the NATO countries From having to get into the fight. How willing would tucker carlson, trump, and the rest be to keep up their bullshit if Americans were dieing on the front lines? If American cities were being demolished? If their precious lives were disrupted?

It’s about time!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Finland, most likely our next country to join NATO

"Authorities also confirmed that anyone who found such "combat trophies" did not need to declare ...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

sounds like they are releasing the land based privateers!

We could have money like this, goddamn christians [thearchaeologist.org]

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

think of how much fun being a banker would be!

Ok he gave up a short weekend, but what the heck

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

If we don't commit sin's he died for nothing. I'm just out here doing my part

Dieting tips

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

This one is too close to the truth for me

Such a satisfied look

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Thank you taco bell bean burrito. You not only taste delicious but perform other miracles as well

Damned Vegans always spoiling everything

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

a tit so good it brings a tear to your eye!

Sounds like fun!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The drinking is medicinal, the mother superior is constipated and when she sees them she is going to shit herself

Imagine there’s no religion…🥰

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

awesome set! the one about Sunday science would make the world a much better place

Who doesn’t ask that shit within the first five minutes?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

something wrong with your friend if it took him that long to find out

Early Tuesday meme dump.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Looking at her monkey .. she has a strange growth on her shoulder too!

Birds do it, bees do it, damn even the trees do it, I need to get out more.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Poor tree dosn't know if hes the son of a beech or the son of a birch, but he has the finest piece of ash in the forest

I hate fb links, but I loled at this one. [facebook.com]

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Almost pissed myself laughing

I don't care who you are, that there is funny.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

still better than "ground up and in the freezer"

Nobody wants to listen.....

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

every TSA agent has their own fetish

I have a simple question....

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

nope clean slate. Keep moving nothing to see here

Here is an idea

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

It's been said that a man marries a woman hoping she will stay the same while a woman marries a man because she wants a project

From the mouth of babes! 😂😂😂

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

wisdom from youth! obviously learned the hard way

Think before you hit the "Send" button

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

also never, I mean never drink and post.

Curious...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

going pretty cheap these days

Good morning! 😝😝😝😂😂😂

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Liquid motivation in a cup.

Does he get your vote?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

I have heard of"furries" but not of "Featheries"

Doesn't apply to me as I was always like this.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

to true. Why is it I only remember why I went into a room is after I step out of it.

It makes some pictures impossible for me to see in a theater any more.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The pausing for the bathroom thing has made watching at home so much better. No more waiting for a commercial then running for the bathroom and hoping to be done Before the movie comes back on

Monday, funday memes for you.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Fat sadness noise is to close for comfort considering I have been known to eat a whole bag of dark chocolate peanutbutter cups at one sitting, and I bet the pizza badger is going to be viral

Too much to ask?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Don't forget " I'm tired would you mind if my friend Susan blew you tonight instead of me?" or Oh you like lesbian porn? Thats my favorite too!!!!

Volunteers needed.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 12, 2022:

I'm willing but you have to be able to justify my 64 years of age as young. Maybe compared to someone who is 90

New Theory Circulating at Trump Rallies - Space Force Soon to Overturn 2020 Election A video of ...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 10, 2022:

These are the same people that are convinced that the vaccine for covid is putting a tracking device inside of you. Some of these assholes are actually selling bath cures to rid yourself of the tracking device. I am convinced the only ones with any kind of education beyond homeschool are the ones making the money

Missing documents?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 10, 2022:

They were right here? Oh they must have gotten mixed up in the package I sent to Putin!

From the Smithsonian, their lack of enthusiasm is troubling. Is the snake chewing on her nipple?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 10, 2022:

While Adam gets his jollies eve spends her time inventing the bicycle.

And the republicans love this pairing. Oh the irony!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

you forgot to have trump masturbating over in the corner as he watched

Petunia and I were watching an hour long camping video.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Have you tried the meetup website? there are lots of women down here in Florida who backpack, as a matter of fact when I joined( some time ago) out of every four hikers three were women. Not all of them were backpackers but plenty were and still are. When I started volunteering for the Florida trail I have met lots of backpacking women of all ages.

I bet he jerks it staring at this

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Its a great way to advertise he has graduated "special needs school"

Tennessee wants children to marry…

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

this is so the republican party, meanwhile while the idiots are looking for nonexistent pedophiles in Washington basements that don't exist, and preventing gays from getting married and being able to adopt kids that would otherwise spend their childhood in orphanages they ignore the real pedophiles like Matt Gaetz and the wannabe child predators that would cloak their perversion as xtian approved child marriage.

Had me going there for a sec

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

to the conservative mindset anything different is the same

Knights in Shining armor?? No thanks!!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

dick armor! sure sounds like a porn name

Republicans?

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Trickle down economics in history.

In Feudal Japan, 2 Samurai families are constantly at war.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 9, 2022:

groannnnnn!

They will also follow blindy……display blind obedience and say he is god, and that god ...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I knew a guy at work and he told me the Govt was going to have tanks running down the streets because Obama was President. I asked him if he truly believed it why was he going to bars after work and getting drunk on beer instead of going to the gym and getting in shape for the coming civil war ? he said he was going to climb onto his roof and be a sniper, I told him he would have a heart attack trying to do anything that physical and I would be able to take his guns, ammo, and supplies. He didn't want to hang out anymore. wonder why

Refreshing, in one sense. At least it saves some time.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I guess God ran out of locusts and other plagues so he sent tRump

Just like that.....

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I don't think it would have gotten very far if the initial conversation was " I want to tie you up and hang you from a rafter in my attic". I mean he had better have bought her a drink at least.

Back in the good old days girls drank it and they liked it ... [agnostic.com]

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I cant bottle it but I am willing to let women drink straight from the tap!

Haven't seen a Mike Tyson meme in a while

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

thih ith ahthum!!!!

I'm back from my quick trip to Las Vegas.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

another great set

Well ok then, have at it..

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

God starts out as a voyeur and ends up in a threesome.

Jeebus is packing..

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Showing he was hung in more ways than one

Thursday morning! 😂😂😂😂

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

the alcohol one is great as are all the others

No real theme here, but I thought you might like them.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

some real good ones in there

That'll teach him...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

I have never understood the ritual cannibalism of the catholic church

You learn something new every day!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

GROAN

She might tell you things you don't want to hear.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 8, 2022:

When I was young and single if you had tits AND weed and were willing to take me back to your place you could have said anything and I would have gone with you!! come to think about it if I were single I would still go with you.

Never trust autocratic too much

joeandbarb comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Reminds me of when I texted my wife and autocorrect changed it to "I want to kiss your possum"

Just ordered my T-shirt...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Directions for a natural face warmer

Posting this every time I see another ridiculous "Trump is a tough guy" claims. you can too

joeandbarb comments on Apr 5, 2022:

the admiration the whole world has for this man must have tRump spitting fire

Now let me see, I guess my comment will be NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! [theguardian.com]

joeandbarb comments on Apr 5, 2022:

he will deny saying it in ten, nine, eight,

Women still fighting for their rights because religious still using their fiction to justify ...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 5, 2022:

as the world gos round and round.

Normalization is how we win…and chocolate chip cookies!

joeandbarb comments on Apr 5, 2022:

good ones!

What do you do when you lose over 15,300 troops and most of your military supplies and equipment in ...

joeandbarb comments on Apr 5, 2022:

the house of cards is already crumbling. Now Putin has to worry if he has enough troops to stave off an invasion into Russia. He has definitely put his country in the crosshair's of the rest of the world

I think most of us know just how frustrating this can me. @silverotter11

joeandbarb comments on Apr 4, 2022:

tRumpspeak 101

I've been single for seven years.

joeandbarb comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Just turned 64 and am lucky enough to have a wife who almost has the same sex drive as I do. It's still a great thing to do and being retired we have plenty of time to enjoy ourselves when the desire hits

The Old Testament is just a regurgitation of older myths designed to justify tribalism, patriarchy,...

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

All living their lives by a book written by men who did not know where the sun went at night

A few religious and a few good laughs

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Reading through these and enjoying the hypocrisy of belief systems then you get hit with the 69 today and start laughing uncontrollably. Where do you find all of these?

I've got the silver bullets ready

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Werewolf Jesus sounds like the name of a movie I would actually go see in the theater instead of waiting on netflicks

I've got a new dump of memes

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Absolutely the best meme dump ever

I just can't get away from picking on Rafael. Nobody has complained yet.

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Ted Cruze is the top of the slime heap

Been busy, here's a meme dump! Lol

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

I read the Chris rock memes in his voice. I hope he uses them in his next stand up special

Just found a shit ton of Poor taste Will Smith jokes WARNING VERY POOR TASTE

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Holy shit!! I almost pissed myself laughing. way to go Glenn

Warning very poor taste more will smith warning very poor taste

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

awesome meme dump!!

A whole new twist to Snow White😱

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

reminds me of the Twilight series. A young girls choice between necrophilia or bestiality.