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I hope I can get a good job shoveling coal into a furnace.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 14, 2018:
Kewl! Space Farce is going steam punk!
Where is Captain Obvious when you need him?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 14, 2018:
It looks like he has found a job at MSNBC.
What are your thoughts about how tRump is cleaning house in the FBI to apparently get back at those ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 14, 2018:
18 USC 1503 says it's worth 10 years in federal prison for each agent fired.
Nowhere as good as the original
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 14, 2018:
This was obviously before he asked for the boycott of Harley-Davidson.
It's Taco Tuesday ? [tasty.co]
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 14, 2018:
I like tacos made with soy chorizo. I use either Trader Joe's or Reynaldo.
Just think about it
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 14, 2018:
This is one of the reasons I go to an Osteopath, not an MD.
Ill just leave this here..
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 14, 2018:
That is one chicken that should be choked.
What do you love about yourself?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
My creativity. Letting my freak flag fly.
Did you know you can use your cat as a towel? There are no specific laws against it.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
But are there claws against it?
Thought I’d write up a post designed to help people with acronyms that are frequently used here.....
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
And, ironically, ICYMI: in case you missed it
Just wondering when these lying bastards are going to get around to turning the lights back on.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
There is one small sliver of good news. I guess tRump forgot that Puerto Ricans are American citizens and can legally register and vote. Enough people have left Puerto Rico and moved to Florida to make the state very purple if not blue.
Hmm............
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
Not seeing much correlation here.
This can be frustrating. ?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
Groceries and car key in my left hand. Key ring with mailbox and apartment key in my right hand. Stop at the box and get the mail. Open the apartment door. Put the key ring in my pocket. Drop the car key and mail on the desk just inside the door. Put the groceries away. At least that is the way it is supposed to work; usually it does.
Alright who said these famous words. I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam? Lol. Today it makes...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
Popeye
The Christian Right?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
Good question.
Trump's gangsters.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
Yep.
Which instrument do you wish you had learned when you were young?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 13, 2018:
Ukulele. I did not start playing uke until I was 58. Wish I had started much sooner.
Hello, all. I'm still waiting on a decent mic that I ordered but thought I'd post this cover for ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 12, 2018:
Just listened to Back to Black. I would normally give up on a recording of that quality, but I could not stop listening to your voice. I would love to hear better recordings of you.
Hello, all. I'm still waiting on a decent mic that I ordered but thought I'd post this cover for ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 12, 2018:
I like it except for the fact you needed less gain on the vocal mic; you were overdriving it. Who did the accompaniment? What mic are you waiting for?
Where are you when you feel most alive and full of wonder?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 12, 2018:
Sometimes, just being. This is especially true at the beach, contemplating the ocean, or in the woods contemplating the ecosystem, or under a clear night sky far enough from the city that I am in awe of the stars. Watching a sunrise, sunset, or eclipse, or just staring at the moon. During and after really good (i.e., mutually satisfying) sex. Duh. During and after a really interesting and/or intimate conversation. During and after performing a piece of music as well as I have ever done it. During and after hearing someone give a great musical performance (especially if I was the one fortunate enough to mix the sound). During and after creating a memorable graphic or design, be it a meme, a logo, or a piece of art. During and after solving some vexing programming problem, or coming up with a particularly elegant algorithm. During and after helping somebody beat a traffic ticket. (I am not an attorney, but am widely acknowledged as one of the leading experts on California traffic law.) During and after cooking a really delicious meal. Yes, ladies, all of this and he cooks, too.
Is it racist to not want an open border? I believe the ACLU began promoting an open border and ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 12, 2018:
Interestingly enough, the Koch brothers back the libertarian position in favor of open borders.
I seem to find the strangest things in the shower
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 12, 2018:
Why are you assuming it was there to be eaten?
Tomorrow is one year since Charlottesville attack on peaceful protesters by white supremacists...or ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 12, 2018:
Just because I don't believe in hell doesn't mean I don't want you to give them some. But do stay safe.
What is your favorite nickname for our POTUS 45?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 11, 2018:
Il Douché
What the holy hell ?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 11, 2018:
Babylonbee is a satirical site.
What is your favorite nickname for our POTUS 45?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 11, 2018:
El Pendejo Mas Bigly
Do you think tRump is a racist?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 11, 2018:
If tRump is not a racist he is an excellent actor. He is not an excellent actor. Therefore, tRump is a racist. QED
Would you be willing to risk arrest if you could piss on tRumps grave....which sane people hope he ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 10, 2018:
His Hollywood star was pissed and shat on numerous times before it was destroyed by a pickaxe wielding citizen also exercising his First Amendment rights.
Lots of little orphan Annies.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 10, 2018:
Kidnapping is a crime. If the child is transported across a state line it becomes a federal felony with no statute of limitations. Everyone involved in this from the guards all the way up to Sessions and tRump should be prosecuted.
Hi guys, can you give me any agnostic/atheist songs which are cool ? I want as cool as Shelly ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 9, 2018:
https://soundcloud.com/geo-mccalip/to-those-who-kill-in-the-name
You do the math... 44 > 45
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 9, 2018:
Or...
Here is one of my favorite p/c terms: African American. This is an utter misconstruance of using ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 9, 2018:
A blond haired, blue eyed friend of Scandinavian descent was born to her American parents when they were missionaries in Africa. When she was in college in the US she went to the financial aid office to research what scholarships she might qualify for. There was a very generous scholarship posted with one of the main qualifications being the recipient must be an African American. The person reviewing her application for the scholarship told her that she obviously did not qualify. She asked why? They explained that she was not African American. After she produced the paperwork proving that she was an American citizen, as well as an African by birth, she asked if they were denying her the scholarship based solely on race, and pointed out the university's policy against that. She got the scholarship.
Do you laugh out loud when you're alone?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 8, 2018:
Frequently. And loudly.
Hey I'm new to here, first post. Just wanted to say hello ?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 8, 2018:
Welcome to the site. I see you are at level 2 already. Good start.
There, there
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 8, 2018:
This...
Seems accurate.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 8, 2018:
With all due respect, I have to differ. I doubt that the shit that tRump is full of is white. Please lay off insulting one of my favorite frozen treats.
[nbcnews.com] Stephen Miller's next job!
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
What they are proposing is an ex post facto law. It is absolutely unconstitutional. Of course that doesn't even slow them down.
[facebook.com] A look at the stock market. Informative.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Thanks for posting this, @BettyColeman.
Not technically a meme but still really fun. I have one nit to pick about this - it's "bated" ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
In a pickle who?
Yay Saturn!
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Better to applaud the planet's moons than to moon the customers.
A Sisyphean task.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Heil, Twitler!
[marketwatch.com] FBI has 45 on tape talking to Playboy Bunny.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
This is old news; July 20.
He Lies All The Time
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
I have heard of redundant, but this meme takes it to a new level.
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. E. E. Cummings
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Caps? You spelled his name using caps? Have you no shame?
Will you boycott or protest against tRumps military parade on Labor Day?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
You do realize those are not mutually exclusive options, don't you?
If you could be alone with tRump in a locked room for 5 minutes what would you do?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 7, 2018:
Do I have to stay the full five minutes, even if he's dead?
Our Russian Nazi White Supremacist President. Republicans are ok selling out to Russia because they ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
tRump got "America first!" from his Klansman father.
Good dog Donnie, good dog.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Whoever did the fake news one missed the fake on Ivanka's nose.
Today's pet rock.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
Only dumber AND uglier.
Build Bridges Not Walls
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 6, 2018:
There will be a lot coming out about tRump in the next few months that will cost many of his supporters a great deal of cognitive dissonance. If any of them were/are friends or family of yours, you might want to be there to help them when their heads explode.
Trump called Don Lemmon the dumbest man on TV. There is absolutely nothing that can be said to ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 5, 2018:
It is a well known fact that tRump regularly projects his flaws on others. That explains the "dumbest man on TV" comment.
Parade my ass.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 4, 2018:
He wants a paradee? Let him have it.
G:17 One of Australia's most loved poems "the Man from Snowy River" written by A. B. (Banjo) ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 4, 2018:
Thank you. This was amazing.
That is clever
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 3, 2018:
For you DIY types: In Word: Format > Document ..Page Setup (set for Landscape) Click OK twice Center text Select Helvetica as font (Arial if Helvetica is not available) Bold Caps Lock on Type "IMPEACH" Adjust font size to max (around 140) You should be able to get two per page. If you are using an inkjet printer, you might want to only print one page and take it to have copies made (toner does not run when wet). Staples, Office Depot, and FedEx/Kinkos all offer card stock for copies. They also have paper cutters, and should sell rubber cement.
Most expressive finger.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 3, 2018:
It's amazing how my middle finger can be used at times to measure my blood pressure.
And you're paying for it.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 3, 2018:
He wants a parade? I say let him have it.
Terrifying... [esquire.com]
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 3, 2018:
While in reality this represents less than 20% of the population, it is still very scary.
Saw him at DESERT TRIP and couldn't agree more!
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
But why insult pigs?
On the one hand I find it fairly satisfying to observe that D Trump is obviously feeling extremely ...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
So, are we in Condition Orange?
Better think ahead! :-)
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Nailed it!
Breaking news! trump racks up a perfect score on American Psychiatric Association diagnostic test!...
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Breaking news??? Maybe two years ago, unless you had lived in NYC long enough.
Which one do you agree with and why?
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
Ok, here is my choice and why: Incredibly I have to agree with Rupert Murdoch on this one, and not because he has known tRump a lot longer. If you look up the definitions of "idiot" and "moron" you will see that they each have a no longer politically correct definition relating to intelligence, with a moron being smarter than an idiot. That was my first clue that Murdoch was probably right. Then I had the epiphany that truly answered the question. It came when I was asking myself, but if he really is that challenged, how did he get where he is? My conclusion? He is a savant and his "gift" is deceit and demagoguery. There are no moron savants, only idiot savants. Hence, Murdoch was correct. QED
Petition to stop tRump's military parade. [petitions.moveon.org]
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 2, 2018:
My thoughts on the subject. BTW, I grew up in Dallas and was living there on November 22, 1963.
Haha my new BRB
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Your going to grab carry out?
Q Anon because yes it can get even weirder in Trump's Freak Show. [rollingstone.com]
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Their whole big thing is about pedophilia and child trafficking. I can't wait for their reaction when the truth about tRump raping and trafficking in under age girls comes out. Btw, the Jeffrey Epstein trial starts next month.
Yeah im an idiot
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 1, 2018:
But is each of them on the correct chain?
Our legacy, I hope.
mcgeo52 comments on Aug 1, 2018:
Then there is this...
CONSEQUENCES!
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Excuse me while I go in search of a smaller violin.
Trump: Manafort's trial is starting, what can I do to distract everyone? Unknown: I have an ...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
https://amp.businessinsider.com/trump-capital-gains-inflation-index-tax-cut-is-it-legal-2018-7
[m.youtube.com] Everybody knows Cohen
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
Thanks for posting this @Yanya.
Musical attraction
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I love a good bass. Kind of ironic since I play ukulele.
The price of power is responsibilty for the public good. Winthrop Aldridge
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
And the price for the abuse of power should be prison.
Who you pickin?
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 31, 2018:
I'd be giving Susan my two week notice.
Crazy is a term of art; Insane is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of ...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Leave it to Gonzo to elucidate.
This isn't Trump personally, but a GOP creep...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
I think his head needs to be covered with a bag.
The only acceptable dick pic, and then only if it's solicited
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Yeah, this one is probably not appropriate for mixed company.
91 yr old man beat viciously with a brick.
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
He was only visiting his family in California and planned to return to his home in Mexico. The sick irony is that he would have returned sooner if he had not been violently attacked. The good news is that they found the idiot who did this and arrested her.
Know who these people are, how they are connected, and how their interests overlap... ...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
They are lucky I'm not President. I would have them sent to Guantanamo as enemy combatants.
I am pleasantly surprised that this is the headline of our local paper in a very conservative ...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
I was on the phone for a few hours yesterday with my friends and family in the Dallas - Ft. Worth area. They are telling me that a large percentage of the people they know who supported and voted for Trump are starting to have regrets. There may be hope.
Although I think FOX is the worse for it, I think people should check facts of any mainstream media...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
We need to bring back the fairness doctrine that Reagan eliminated.
Fantasy or Sci-Fi
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
Sci-fi, the hardcore stuff that doesn't violate the laws of physics. Although I have to admit that Terry Pratchett is one of my favorite authors.
Okay, I need to rant/destress a bit. I hope no one will interpret this as attention seeking or as a ...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
You are not the first person to have an insane workload in college. You won't be the last. Other people have survived, and so will you. Worst possible case? You don't pass the one class you need. Is it possible to do it as independent study? Don't even bother answering that. Just hug your dog, get back to work, and pass the class.
This gentleman is one of my heroes. C'mon everyone, let's dump the GOP and make us a Labor Socialist...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:
I don't think he walked away from the Republican Party as much as they left him.
TV is Monster in Your House
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 29, 2018:
I kicked it out 8 years ago.
Is this even possible?
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Is it possible to be less of a Christian than Trump?
Can we please get this right?
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Which of course brings us to this...
Public breast feeding gone too far
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Oh, deer!
This made me smile
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
The state of New York will probably beat the feds to anything in NY.
Don't forget the victim!
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
https://youtu.be/0c1_QpVIilY
Il Douche. ...he wishes
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
With apologies to Mussolini.
And the award goes to ..
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
This obviously puts him in the running for Asshole of the Millennium.
Snake Oil Salesman
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
Obviously a bad Photoshop job. The hands are way too big.
Which one do you agree with and why?
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 27, 2018:
I know the correct answer, and will share it in a few days.
Last supper
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
And for dessert... brownies.
Savage...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Vicious! I love it.
I'm a social vegan...
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Reminds me of the line by the late, and much missed, Utah Phillips: "I'm on a low social cholesterol diet; no fatheads."
Feels like it's true....
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Nope. Putin's bitch should be wearing the apron.
Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I'm in favor of letting anyone join, but I also favor booting out anyone who proselytizes.
What if you are the GOD ?
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
If I am the God I am doing a really lousy job of it, given how messed up the world is.
Complete this sentence "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."
mcgeo52 comments on Jul 25, 2018:
... the rest of our lives.