Tricky burglars

noworry28 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Lol. ??

Bill Cosby is such a…well, disappointment but that’s not a strong enough word.

noworry28 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

His television show in the 80's helped to show a lot of positive look at the African-American life. I was so disappointed to hear of his dark side. Those poor victims needed to get justice.

A former cop said he killed a man in ‘a gay panic’ — an actual legal defense that worked - The...

noworry28 comments on Apr 28, 2018:

What the f***k? I am not gay and I have friends and family members who are gay, and what I say to anyone who start to speak negatively against them is that discrimination is wrong and being gay is not contagious. You will not catch it. What the hell is a gay defense?

At least the kids are protected against scissors...

noworry28 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

The teachers have a backup weapon. Scissors in their desk drawers.

Do you find yourself spending more time on Agnostic.com and less time on facebook and other sites?

noworry28 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Yes.

Even if you don’t like the taste swallow it!

noworry28 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I can eat that fish every day.

Even if you don’t like the taste swallow it!

noworry28 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

I can eat that fish every day.

Putting your problems into perspective

noworry28 comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Lmao.

This ain't right

noworry28 comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Damned! Lol.

How do you do on this test?

noworry28 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

$50. I am boring.

I am curious what others think: If life were discovered on another world (planet, moon, comet, ...

noworry28 comments on Apr 5, 2018:

I don't think so. They would just claim it is the work of the devil. Remember when the Christians came to the new world and found the natives of central and South America and the aborigines people of Australia, some of them concluded that they were created by the devil since the bible did not mention their existence.

Does someone have to be college educated to be intelligent?

noworry28 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

No. But an intelligent person with an education is good. I also know some so called educated people that are dumb as f**k.

Next time you’re at a pet store....

noworry28 comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Hilarious!

This about sums up my dating life.

noworry28 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

I claim temporary insanity.

A newlywed couple take a drive in the country.

noworry28 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

That was good. Lmao.

Online dating

noworry28 comments on Apr 2, 2018:

Still waiting for the pizza delivery!

If something happened 2 any of us here on the site, how else would anyone else know here ?

noworry28 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Unfortunately we do not have the ability to check and see if another member is ok. There was a member here who used to post often, and was very active on this site. Her last post was about living with an abusive husband. She asked for advice on whether to expose his abuse. I and several others posted that she should move out for her own safety. Sadly that was the last post that she had on this site. No one knows whether she is safe or if she was able to escape her abusive husband. I tried to reach out to admin to see if there was a way to check on her safety, but that was not possible. It has been months and i worry that something unpleasant may have happened to her.

At least 10 characters

noworry28 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Hilarious.

Walk a mile in my shoes.

noworry28 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Don't hate me because of your prejudice, you don't know anything about the person that I am. Get to know me, I promise that I will give you lots of reasons to hate me. I can be a real arsehole.

Wrong pair... What!?

noworry28 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I can see myself being sarcastic and doing that to someone.

Disney Humor

noworry28 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Lol.

Yes I know....

noworry28 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I want to die happy not healthy.

Lost at sea with this one...

noworry28 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

This is what Catholic priest grew up with and try to follow and emulate the switch. Damned pedophiles.

Whoa, the levels of reality abstraction are blowing my mind.

noworry28 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Lol.

What's the biggest benefit to dating you?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

What you see is what you get. Nothing fake. Sometimes too honest and I need to keep my mouth shut. If I don't like something done to me , I will not do it to you. Loyal to a fault.

Prayer

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Pray to what. An imaginary bearded man that lives in the sky.

What's more important?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

A few real good close friends.

SPICY!!?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

The spicier the better.

Have you ever entered an eating contest?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

When I was a a kid, my cousins and I would compete to see who could gross out the others in order to make them lose their appetite and stop eating. The price would be the dessert. I always lost.

How are you gonna spend Easter Sunday?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Don't you mean Easter fool's day this year. Lol. Doing nothing like every other Sundays.

Do You Have a Phobia?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Snakes are my kryptonite.

Are you patient?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I do things on a schedule. Don't make me wait.

Do you accept or reject friend request on Facebook by people you don’t know?

noworry28 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Reject. Most are scams. Delete.

A bear is walking through the woods and finds a fly teasing a fish in a pond.

noworry28 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Hilarious. Unexpected punch line.

Do you talk to yourself?

noworry28 comments on Mar 27, 2018:

Yes, but sometimes I ignore myself and I don't answer myself. I really piss me off when I do that to myself.

How creative can we get for this post.. name that meme

noworry28 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

They said they were hung like a horse. This is their punishment for lying to her after seeing them naked.

Let's do this...

noworry28 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Lots of celebrity vegetables to experiment on.

Would you care if Trump was assassinated?

noworry28 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

I do respect the office of the President. He needs to be impeached, violence is never the answer. No one has the right to take another human's life. We are not living in a third world country. I would like to believe that we are better than that.

Most popular model sold...

noworry28 comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Trump uses his for Twitter every early morning.

See my problem?

noworry28 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Your best friend's name must be Rosie Palmer.

Tasteful

noworry28 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

What every man wants to see. Lol.

Knock knock 2

noworry28 comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I would answer the door for you. Lol.

I liked it better in French....

noworry28 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oui! Oui! Ma petite Pepe Lepew will make sweet love to you.

Charlton, MA

noworry28 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Beepbeep!

Diversity training let the controversy begin

noworry28 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

The only diversity training that I had was growing up and having friends of different races and ethnicities. I discovered that there are good people in every group and assholes as well.

Some people just aren't all about dat life....

noworry28 comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Where is the Urban to English dictionary.

Ok. This is my personal theory: the Big Bang was God exploding.

noworry28 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

He was lonely so he committed suicide by exploding. Now he is a ghost and that is why he cannot stop all the bad things that are happening in the world.

How much caffeine do you consume daily?

noworry28 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

1 strong cup every morning. Real strong espresso coffee, not coffee flavored water that most people call coffee.

Moral obligation.

noworry28 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I take my hat off to you sir. I applaud you.

Give your coordinates.

noworry28 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

B1 please.

I went to a quarry the other day.

noworry28 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Good one!

The Italian wedding test My life was pretty much perfect.

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I was just about to post this, but in my version she is a sexy dark hair latina.

Ok So Last Week Was A Bit Rough!

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

That stinks. Sorry to hear.

Do you have anyone who you can rely on to be completely wrong, so that no matter what that person ...

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I have two in my family.

What's not allowed on your TV or radio, on this SUNday morning?

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Fox news.

So I had made this collage of some famous celebrity atheists, agnostics, skeptics, and freethinkers ...

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Morgan Freeman should not be in there. I saw an interview that he did and he is a believer.

What's your all time favorite Riddle or brain teaser?

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

One is not a dime but the other one is.

Do you judge people base on how they look, talk, act, and how much money they make? If so why

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Everyone start with a blank slate with me. Your actions and what you say will determine how I classify you as a person. The range goes from decent human being, to clueless, to dumb ass idiot, and ends at complete asshole, with some subcategories in between.

The Bible Says The World Is Going To End On June 24, 2018

noworry28 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

The world already ended on December 21, 2012. We only exist in the matrix computer program that our consciousness was downloaded into on December 20, 2012. We just don't realize it. Lol.

I am very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why

noworry28 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Lol.

He is everywhere.....

noworry28 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Good one.

Figure it out!

noworry28 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Theme song! Lol.

If Roberta Flack had a lisp.

noworry28 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong by Dru Hill comes to mind.

I'm plump ....if you will....well rounded.

noworry28 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I resemle that remark.

When did you realize you were old?

noworry28 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

When my 17 year old nephew saw a female friend that is in his college class and told me to go ask her out because she is nice and she an older woman. When I told him that she was too young for me, he replied no she is not, she is older than me and starting college late, she is 23. I pointed out to him that I am more than twice her age. His answer was; " oh yea I keep forgetting that you are old."

Regarding the Stormy Daniels/Trump non-disclosure agreement, w/o Trumps signature on it is it valid...

noworry28 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Trump must have the worst lawyers in the world. He has settled so many cases and paid out on them. He also lost a lot of case and paid out on them. He can't even hire the best lawyers t o defend him.

I know I don't talk about my job very often....here's why.

noworry28 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I love it. LMAO.

Not only that....there are also no bodies found at the wreckage...TitanicIsALie ?

noworry28 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I'll bet there is someone out there that would believe this, and argue that conspiracy.

If you aren't a BLR fan....you should be. The Force is strong with this snark. [youtu.be]

noworry28 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Fantastic!

I'm a closet agnostic/atheist I am a wedding photographer in Oklahoma, most of my clients are very...

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Same here. I keep it to myself because of my clients as well.

How's your mental strength ?

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Good, I am working on reading other people's thoughts and moving objects with my mind. So far I have failed to reach that level, but otherwise I am mentally stable and content and I continue to learn.

Remembering When I Was A Christian

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I still hear that from people that I know.

Why is so difficult for people to ask a lady / man out on a date?

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Yes. Yes. Yes. The answers to all .

What makes you unique?

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

My fingerprints and my DNA is mine alone. Lol.

Public speaking/performing. Terrifying or fun? I'm all ears!!

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I used to be terrified of speaking in front of a group of people. I just made a choice to get over that fear and slowly worked on it. I still get nervous, I just refuse to let that fear control me. Start small and slowly work on overcoming your fear. I can do seminars and speak in front of a large group now.

See if any of ya get this. first time I traveled in ontario and seen this I laughed pretty hard.

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Who's down with o.p.p.

Who else has high blood pressure? How do you control it?

noworry28 comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I do. Cut down on salt, no fried food, exercise, eat more vegetables, beet juice and I use turmeric powder in cooking and smoothies. I don't like the medication that is subscribed to me, and this is how I control mine.

What best describes Trump as a president?

noworry28 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Yes I agree that he is capable of sucking and blowing at the same time.

Guilt Trips

noworry28 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Live your life for youself, not for their approval. Don't let their lack of vision and understanding get to you.

Why are Northern Oriented Maps and Globes Still the Norm in Geography?

noworry28 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

Most of the wealth and military power is concentrated in North America and Europe. That is the answer.

Guilt Trips

noworry28 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I have nothing to feel guilty about. It's their disappointment not mine. It does not bother me.

Does anyone else miss their former faith in here.

noworry28 comments on Mar 13, 2018:

You are missing the social group interaction. Find some other social events and groups to attend. There are lots of different things that you might be interested in and haven't tried yet.

Could a Star Trek future happen?

noworry28 comments on Mar 12, 2018:

We cannot even live with ourselves as a single human race. We will not accept any other species. Some will claim that they were sent be the devil. Others will claim that they are wearing a costume and it is a conspiracy if they look different than us. Some will never give up the belief that we are god's chosen people, and that we are the center of the universe. We have to learn to live with ourselves first before we can even hope to accept another alien race.

If you are a conservative, do consider insulting the president a personal attack on you?

noworry28 comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Say whatever you want to say, you are entitled to your opinion. I may agree or disagree. I definitely agree that Trump is a dangerous arsehole who conned a lot of people into believing that he has their values.

Boot camp

noworry28 comments on Mar 12, 2018:

A lot of them would not make it through basic training.

Televangelist preacher is Evangelical.....

noworry28 comments on Mar 12, 2018:

I posted that yesterday in cheesy jokes.

I have been sort of estranged from my family for a while.

noworry28 comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Go for your mom. As someone who recently lost mine, take every opportunity that you have to spend time with her. Telling her now in her old age will only put some stress in her life. I never told my mother, my brothers knows and they never told her. Do it for your mom. Go and spend the time with your mom, she will appreciate it and you will cherish that time forever.

After my divorce, other couples that were close to us fell apart.

noworry28 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Unless you were living with them and running their relationship and everyday life for them, I do not see how it is your fault that they decided on their own to end their relationship. As far as your decision to end your relationship, here are a couple of questions for you. Would you rather be miserable living in a bad relationship, or be happy and free? Do you live your life for you, or to please everyone else's expectation of how you should be living it? You are a freethinker and the reason that your friends are thinking that way is because religion tells them that they have to be married and that is what is expected of them. The idea of being married for life and staying in that relationship no matter how miserable and bad one finds it, is a religious concept and that concept has been engrained into society through religious endoctrination for centuries by every religion. Be happy and do you and stop worrying or feeling guilty about other people who made their own choices.

Hello Heathens and Heretics, how are you gonna spend your churchless Sunday?

noworry28 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Relaxing with a cup of coffee and doing absolutely nothing for the day. Wonderful isn't it to do absolutely nothing.

Sex or Love

noworry28 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Life is not that simple. Some people mistakes sex for love. Some think lust is love. Sexual attraction is often misunderstood for love. Life is never that simple. One can have the best sex without love. One can also love someone more than anything and not have sex with that person.

Defence of significant other

noworry28 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Yes. No family member should insult your spouse or significant other. If they are pointing out that the person did something wrong by saying so respectfully, that is good. No one should insult another. When the spouse is wrong, the husband or wife should not knuckle under either and allow the spouse to insult the family. It goes both ways. I have seen it happen.

There is no use arguing with people who deny simple, verifiable facts | Miami Herald

noworry28 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Imagine having family members who are exactly like those people. I have a few in mine. There is no way to reason with them. I refuse to discuss anything other than family issues with them. They refuse to think for themselves or lost the ability to do so somehow.

Reframing John 3:16 and Removing the Sugar-Coating

noworry28 comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Ahah! I like it. Today two people knocked on my door and said that they had an invitation for me. I asked them for what. One answered "to celebrate the death of our lord." I almost said if he was all that powerful, how come he died. How can a god die. I let it go and just said no and closed the door.

Do you have any dietary restriction or are there any foods you can't or won't eat?

noworry28 comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I won't eat catfish.

Anyone else have a recent life-altering upset?

noworry28 comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Other than Trump getting elected, no nothing lately.

A cruise ship wrecks out in the middle of the ocean and sinks.

noworry28 comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Lol. Good one.

Stormy Daniels is an opportunist - so there's something wrong with that?

noworry28 comments on Mar 10, 2018:

And Trump isn't? Give me a break.

At what age should a woman stop wearing short skirts?

noworry28 comments on Mar 10, 2018:

A woman should stop wearing them whenever she wants to. However the problem that I have is little girls wearing them too early. The parents should use better judgement.

What would you ask for, if you knew the answer was yes?

noworry28 comments on Mar 10, 2018:

Do you know the winning mega million lottery numbers for tomorrow and can I have them. Lol.

There are so many dating websites,I landed on one today called Back page, do you guys have any idea ...

noworry28 comments on Mar 10, 2018:

I thought it was closed down by several states law enforcement agencies and the FBI because it is an advertising site promoting prostitution and some people got robbed and killed. It was in the news a year or so ago. Stay away.