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Me in 40 years

oldFloyd comments on Jul 18, 2019:

Stoned again. 🤔 I don't think I'll be able to make 102 either. 😉

oldFloyd replies on Jul 18, 2019:

@Beowulfsfriend I can understand that.

Very disturbing vision early this morning.

Athena comments on Jul 18, 2019:

That aged version of Trump is far too handsome for what he looks like now, or could look like in the future. Let's hope by then, the only image left of him is on his tombstone. A malignancy like him will continue to do damage, even when he's no longer the US President.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 18, 2019:

Truer words are rarely spoken.

Does anyone here worry or care about the ripples their actions make, or are you more of a boulder ...

Naturesharmony comments on Jul 17, 2019:

All actions create an equal and or opposite reaction. Consequently,one should be mindful of the type of actions that one creates. Kindness often produces more kindness and negativity often produces an in kind reaction.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 18, 2019:

So far you've said it best.

What is it that makes holy water holy.

oldFloyd comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Just dump a crucifix in the sprinkler system it works on vampires.😜

oldFloyd replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@bingst the movie was Constantine, Kramer was the one who stuck it in there before the devil killed his ass.😣

There's a reason they race horses...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Use a can opener as a starting gun!

oldFloyd replies on Jul 17, 2019:

Works at my house 😁

What is it that makes holy water holy.

Bierbasstard comments on Jul 17, 2019:

The space between molecules makes it holey.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile I'll second that 😁

What does Asylum Mean?

jlynn37 comments on Jul 16, 2019:

'merca is the reason Central Americans are forced to leave their country in the first place. The greatest shame in this "immigration crisis" is the capitalist corporations with the assistance of the 'mercan government and military, removed the legitimate governments of these countries, replaced with...

oldFloyd replies on Jul 16, 2019:

Shhh, They don't want you to tell anyone the truth.

Do you handle every stressful situation like a dog?

Sticks48 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

They have cleaned this one up! :)

oldFloyd replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Sticks48 yeah 🤭

Do you handle every stressful situation like a dog?

Sticks48 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

They have cleaned this one up! :)

oldFloyd replies on Jul 15, 2019:

I thought the second line had a different ring to it 🤔

Aside from a poor translation, can anybody explain this?

davknight comments on Jul 13, 2019:

The first sign says: "Use proper lifting techniques, in order to avoid back injury". The second sign warns against grinding incendiary materials in the machine (aluminum powder, and magnesium are the principle ingredients in thermite, an incendiary that can melt metal). It also warns against ...

oldFloyd replies on Jul 14, 2019:

I do understand the full intent of the signage, I see nothing about lifting in words, just a twitching hazard.🤔

Aside from a poor translation, can anybody explain this?

Haemish1 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

I think the top one was a failed translation to save young ladies from the hazards of twerking!

oldFloyd replies on Jul 14, 2019:

I like this answer 😁

Too funny

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Do nothing for nobody, soooo Xian........

oldFloyd replies on Jul 10, 2019:

Taking care of business, doing nothing for nobody.😉

Too funny

Athena comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Brilliant! Who says there's no good poetry on this site?

oldFloyd replies on Jul 10, 2019:

Sad but true 😣

To be Christian means to act like Christ did.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jul 10, 2019:

There aren't any reliable accounts of "If" he was. Let alone how he was. Might as well model your life after Paul Bunyan. He seems nice.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 10, 2019:

I don't know, seems to me if you walked around with an axe that just seems slightly antisocial.🤭

Best Idea I had seen in years...

girlwithsmiles comments on Jul 9, 2019:

I'm more interested in how their parents act around the kids, that's where a lot of that behaviour comes from.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 9, 2019:

I couldn't agree more

Revolutionary War Airport Memes

oldFloyd comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I thought Paul Revere flew out of Idlewild, he borrowed Jefferson's airplane. And had a couple of glow sticks.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 8, 2019:

@LiterateHiker I saw someone else had mentioned Jefferson's airplane and the Idlewild just came from a twilight zone episode. I'll take responsibility for the glow sticks 😉 Idlewild became JFK

God hears me?

oldFloyd comments on Jul 8, 2019:

I would have brought all reason to bear on that one. That's just the way I see it but I can understand.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 8, 2019:

@BohoHeathen I can understand that we all have good days and some that aren't as good but they're still good. 🤔

Cripes! Can’t imagine how that happened! So glad there are so many clever people on the ...

Allamanda comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I'd read the Spanish Gov. just ended this - wonder when it comes into effect?

oldFloyd replies on Jul 8, 2019:

When the Catholic Church admits the Inquisition wasn't a good idea.

Cripes! Can’t imagine how that happened! So glad there are so many clever people on the ...

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 8, 2019:

There needs to be many, many more ways to clean out the gene pool!

oldFloyd replies on Jul 8, 2019:

I've often noticed they reproduce before fate catches up with them.😣

This is just a random thought of mine, and it's completely tasteless.

Matias comments on Jul 7, 2019:

There are always two sides... If people will dance on the grave on Trump, others will dance on the grave of Obama. The question is: Do you really want this to happen?

oldFloyd replies on Jul 7, 2019:

No

Fixed running shoe. Guess what I used!

LiterateHiker comments on Jul 6, 2019:

*DING! DING! DING!* We have two winners! Good job, @thinktwice and @oldFloyd ! I searched my sewing box for something: 1. White to blend in (a minor consideration). 2. Soft, flexible and comfortable. 3. That can hold several laces together. Rejected Velcro because it would stick to ...

oldFloyd replies on Jul 6, 2019:

Excellent choice for the refit/update! 👍

President Trump’s Revolutionary War quiz - The Washington Post

RavenCT comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Obviously you didn't learn from the bigliest textbooks!😎 Quiz: Did Paul Revere have a light plane?

oldFloyd replies on Jul 6, 2019:

He borrowed Jefferson's airplane

Instead of scholarships I think any high school or college kid (not to mention 20 yr olds) who can ...

Athena comments on Jul 6, 2019:

"Like" has been used for decades I believe, but it is worse now than ever. If someone can clearly articulate a point, despite its frequent and unnecessary use, I'm more tolerant of it. It seems to have replaced "um" in some cases, as a way to provide the speaker time to think. There is no ...

oldFloyd replies on Jul 6, 2019:

Valid points, no. Fer sure 😁

Why would anyone vote republican

Athena comments on Jul 6, 2019:

Saying there is no difference between the two parties, is an example of lazy thinking, or of thinking/thought not being applied at all.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 6, 2019:

More the latter than the former, me thinks.

Has the ring of truth

Sticks48 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

McConnell, Graham, McCarthy and their ilk will not be looking very good when this history is written.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 4, 2019:

@Sticks48 making it quite obvious they don't really believe in this geesus person they lean on so dearly anyway.

Right now I really wish the BBC would have refrained from using the words "don't panic" in their ...

Tooreen comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Panic is useless unless organized

oldFloyd replies on Jul 4, 2019:

True

Right now I really wish the BBC would have refrained from using the words "don't panic" in their ...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Don't panic and know where your towel is!

oldFloyd replies on Jul 4, 2019:

Always, and I even fold it after I take it out of the dryer.

Right now I really wish the BBC would have refrained from using the words "don't panic" in their ...

Merseyman1 comments on Jul 4, 2019:

Well at least they didn't use the words "Don't laugh", "Don't curse", "Don't shake your head", so...

oldFloyd replies on Jul 4, 2019:

Yeah you got a very valid point they didn't put don't throw up either but thinking back to when Obama was President and a scheduled military exercise taking place in Texas caused such an uproar that the government was going to overthrow the state of Texas. Now we got tanks in Washington DC, some police who believe that if you ain't cop your little people (I borrowed that from blade runner), and a spoiled brat at the helm. I'm just worried about Western liberalism (AKA Democracy) and not what the rotting pumpkin was talking about.

Sunset at Lake Burley Griffith, Australia.

oldFloyd comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Excellent picture! Lake Erie near Cleveland June 21st

oldFloyd replies on Jul 3, 2019:

@Jolanta mama don't take my telephone away 😜

Sunset at Lake Burley Griffith, Australia.

oldFloyd comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Excellent picture! Lake Erie near Cleveland June 21st

oldFloyd replies on Jul 3, 2019:

@Jolanta thank you, I had this enlarged to 2 foot by 3 foot, hangs where a bathroom window used to be winter solstice 2016 Linda said it looks out of place in the summer she's quite correct. 😆

We had to put down my 15-year-old dog, Toby, this morning.

Mitch07102 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Sorry to hear it. I am sure you gave him a good life.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 3, 2019:

@tnorman1236

We had to put down my 15-year-old dog, Toby, this morning.

oldFloyd comments on Jul 3, 2019:

Judging from the smile, I'm sure he had a happy life. Sorry of the loss of a family member.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 3, 2019:

@tnorman1236 having been in the same position you're more than welcome.

Woke up this morning with no AC upstairs.

oldFloyd comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I've often referred to it as a "library"🤔

oldFloyd replies on Jul 3, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood agreed, I have used it for a number of things too, but it wasn't there at the time.

Blindfolded mountain goats soar over the Olympics- here we go again.

oldFloyd comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I hope it works if they trying to repopulate what was once there. But for some reason I see some moron shooting the goats not because he needs food but because he wanted to shoot to goat.

oldFloyd replies on Jul 3, 2019:

@LiterateHiker well I know the national park thing Means nothing to morons at all 😣 but your second point is quite valid. Honestly wish them well 😉 the goats of course.

The christians of Fort Worth, Texas went crazy over these banners promoting a seminar on the U.

CarolinaGirl60 comments on Jul 3, 2019:

I’ve heard too many conservatives say: but, but...it’s on our money! It’s in the pledge! Yeah, not always. Both were added in the 1950’s. I’d have to looks up the specific years, but it was response to the ‘godless commie’ red scare. 🙄. Read a fucking real history book, instead of ...

oldFloyd replies on Jul 3, 2019:

Well said 😉

Someone please help me understand, at least in the U.

oldFloyd comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I've often mentally questioned the reason behind it but it didn't bother me that much, but I do remember it used to be missing since or missing depending on the complete sentence.🤔