An update from the Onion - if only Adam and Eve had guns [theonion.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2019:

It's "The Onion", folks!

There is truth here.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I can often tolerate myself, & alone seems to be the default for my life, so,...

Both my cats believe they are Goddesses.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I've said it before...

The wi-fi is strong with this one.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Can you hear me, now?

I don't remember field trips like this...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Well, mine were sorta 'extra-curricular!

Spotted this in the Bellingham paper, 'The Cascadia.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2022:

Yes, portrait coming soon...have to wait for the horse to "go"...

We warned about this during 2016:

phxbillcee comments on Sep 4, 2021:

Which is honestly, after numerous health issues, RBG really should have retired pre-2016. As amazing a woman as she was, we are all mortal & she should have foreseen some of the fallout.

Hakeem Jeffries Tears Into 'Totally Out Of Control' Marjorie Taylor Greene | HuffPost

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2023:

Hey, he happens to be totally correct...

46 year low...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Well, I always thought tRump was 'special', little yellow bus 'special'!

When you are showing off your new make up remover kit, be aware of your surroundings

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

That's for getting to those hard to reach areas!

Copy this one and send it to all of the scammers that have been showing up on here lately.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 8, 2021:

Will at least love your money until it's spent... &, yeah, there seems to be a spike recently. They don't tend to last long, it's not our first rodeo.

Delicious lunches, which would be your favorite?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2023:

All from Column A & all from Column B (I like all sorts of food {I'll p[ass on balut, tho})...

Cats, because if you use people, someone always gets butt hurt.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2022:

Just cat stop yourself, can you Glenn???

[google.com] Blind Joe, I will not comply

phxbillcee comments on Jan 9, 2022:

I will not give you an ICU bed...

Guys, sorry to be a bummer, but I may be off for a spell, again.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2021:

Because this is the Group it is... oh, damn, it hurts

What more needs to be said

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2021:

I think you give him too much credit...

This guy....

phxbillcee comments on May 3, 2018:

Such a damn shame.

Not just Texas...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 19, 2022:

In Phoenix I think it only got to 107F, officially, but it's 21:00 & it's still 102! They keep our ass in the broiler...

Fuckin girl power

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Gotta be able to set boundaries right away!

Creepy dudes.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

On a side note, all the 'pulp' sci-fi that portrayed alien 'monsters' arriving & wanting to ravage our "wimmen-folk", tho likely thinly veiled racism by many of the authors, I always, even as a kid, found ludicrous. I always reversed it & thought, "Would I be attracted to their females?" Of course, then 'Star Trek' came along & made aliens sexy!

The movie Wrong Turn comes to mind.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Reminds me of Deliverance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po

Periodic humor....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 12, 2018:

Chemistry nerd humor! How 'bout some physics innuendo..."Your boson is giving me a hadron!"

Let me catch my breath....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 13, 2018:

I would rather dance with a woman rather than male elbows & knees! I'm very choosy about my contact sports!

The hazards of growing up before the EPA.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 30, 2022:

& just look how you turned out!

I mean, I've heard of trashy style, but this...

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Does really tempt you to just grab it there, doesn't it? & take it to the curb!

How Most childhood Classics started...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

& now we'll write about a sponge that wears pants! (another line) Square pants! (giggle)

Where do you stand on gay sex, senator?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Did they just make a date???

The GQP, and The Constitution: [dailykos.com]?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Hunter, the author, was great here. We all know Kennedy is a tool, but other Senators there should have called out this absurd & likely illegal question & shut it down immediately!

Love is dangerous

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo

Sandrarocks83 asked if I want to be her sugar daddy.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Hell, I re-did my bio. No takers yet, & no comments on the change, either! It shows how much traffic I get!!! LOL!

Thoughts and prayers [dailysquat.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 27, 2018:

LMFAO! Love it!

Mining fb for memes.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Okay, then...

The answer, as usual, is Bacon.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Oh, I do love me some bacon, too, so I guess I love them both!

Don't doubt it for a second

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2021:

Even just hearing that dimwit. Rand can take his idiocy & shove it up his Ayn.

It's just about over this week. :)

phxbillcee comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Looks more like Sunday-morning Lisa!

$2.00 on the street

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

No thanks, I'm cutting out other peoples desperation for Lent!

As Bon Jovi says.. better slippery when wet.. or something like that.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 21, 2018:

At my age not much use for it in the car, can't see many "mature" women hopping in my backseat! (Tho, it is roomy, '91 Mercury Grand Prix!)

Marco Rubio is now a conspiracy theory Twitter freak smearing Broward County without proof, exactly ...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Yeah, Repub's in AZ are trying to suppress the votes of close to half-a-million people because they are worried they will lose the Senate (& possibly of few other) seat!

StandIng on her head

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

She won't be for long!!!

I didn't believe it when they said we had 8 inches of snow so I had to measure it myself

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

So, what did you do after you got down that four inches???

Spoiled, too.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Len comes thru again!

To play off Bill"s anarchy meme...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 10, 2019:

& by the time you're in your 60's you can fill out a Bingo card!

I suppose it's a matter of perspective.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

As a bonus fact, bees suck at these reproductive organs for "nectar" & then return to their hive & vomit it up to make honey! So, I brought a jar of bee vomit for you, too!

You gotta be discreet

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Gotta watch that subliminal advertising!

Can't take me anywhere

phxbillcee comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Sometimes that inner child peeks out at the most inopportune times!

Happy happy joy joy, opps wrong thing.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Is that a serpent in your jockstrap, or...

What do you suppose a strong impact between these would result in?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Depends, is the wing attached to a large passenger plane chockful of aviation fuel?

It’s the least he could do.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Probably some damn parable about moderation, or something. Prick!

I love me some house (L)

phxbillcee comments on Mar 10, 2018:

LMAO! (Tho I do love that song, & the video!)

I want to do this so bad

phxbillcee comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Do it right outside a megachurch just as they're letting out!

Ladies the line forms to the left.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Can you believe this guy is single?

Perhaps!?!?!?!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Sounds like you need driving lessons!

Good evening! Just found this site tonight!

phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2018:

Welcome!

Housing in the US today.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Too f'n' true to be funny.

And then there's this a-hole....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

& I just love her "xtian family values"!

seems like a popular biblical punishment

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2019:

How that story of genocide, against every living thing, could ever be considered "uplifting" is just beyond me.

No thanks Gary!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 25, 2022:

Yeah, that's a NO from me, too...

When you can't even lol correctly.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 7, 2018:

Much worse than even this one...

So sad but true.. :(

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The public, the Congress, the Supreme Court & the Prez!

I dont want anybody else....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Hi, my names "Elf"!!!

Several people on this site are trying to level up.

phxbillcee comments on May 17, 2018:

This may sound disingenuous coming from a Level 9, but just don't worry about it. Do what you enjoy doing. Post what interests you & you think will interest others. comment to be involved. Check out the different groups, but don't ignore the site categories. If you are more interesting, you will be followed & commented & liked. It really is a natural process. Have fun, don't worry about level, it will come as it comes.

I'm not sure who came up with this idea or even why?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2023:

Oh, go blow smoke out your ass...

I'd like to thank everyone who was on their best behavior during our brief interaction with the ...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 27, 2018:

& my comment (& the post) just went to "Posts"!!! LMFAO!!!

A good question but what is the answer?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 23, 2022:

After all these years & they still haven't learned not to talk in front of the kid...

..........

phxbillcee comments on Apr 25, 2018:

The old, "goes to the barber to get his teeth cleaned" or, "goes to the dentist to get a haircut" joke!

OH gosh ...

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I see y'all got the same brand across the pond!

Don't even k about it!

phxbillcee comments on May 9, 2018:

I really wouldn't put it past him!

Running interference for rapists and pedophiles. Not your dad's republican party.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Such a tool...

Who knew all these tough-talking bullies were just wimps? Oh - right, we all did!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Yup! Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

Trumps cuts to teen pregnancy prevention programs ruled unconstitutional.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I t won't be the last attack. & the cuts to Social Security & Medicare/Medicade are on their way, too!

Some animals are just not photogenic

phxbillcee comments on May 10, 2021:

Why, that's Eric tRump I believe!

Gonna steal this

phxbillcee comments on Jun 18, 2021:

Yep, I'm stealing too!

Had a great weekend and the drive was very therapeutic, I feel like I've been reset! Happy Monday ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 26, 2022:

Michelle gets her groove back...

It's a solid plan

phxbillcee comments on Apr 26, 2018:

He really is such an ugly POS, in so many ways!

Thank u mr skeltal

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Must be lactose-intolerant, it goes right through him!

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Are you sure her name was Mary & not Karen???

The therapy of unconditional love…

phxbillcee comments on Aug 28, 2021:

Whether emotional or physical pain, the calming that comes, from pet or human contact & support, is so beneficial.

Every. Time.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Of course, I often think cats are trippin' even if no catnip is involved!

Probably the reason he was never asked to do it again

phxbillcee comments on Jul 24, 2022:

OK, WHERE is it written, "Do not make jokes about god"? &, how can we not when the stories leave so many opportunities???

I wonder about this family.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Not even a test pattern to be hypnotized by! (& yeah, guess that dates me!!!)

Life of a grammar nazi 😆

phxbillcee comments on Sep 8, 2022:

Spelling & punctuation is important... A bit of example...

We're getting ready to show links that will let you see which of your content was flagged by other ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Any way to find out how many active members have blocked us, even if we can't find out who they are?

I got this...

phxbillcee comments on Nov 18, 2022:

You supply the Uber & I got this...

Keep on fucking off....

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

& when you're finished with forever, fuck-off some more!

Why I Want a Republican to Replace Trump.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I understand your reasoning, disagree with your conclusions & still believe we need to lean more towards the Dems, tho they are just as corrupt. Some of the problems we've been facing transcend even the crap from this particular administration & the Republican cabal. We, now more than ever, need to get money out of politics if we the people are to have any real say in our governance!

You can lead a man to eggs, but you can't make him think.

phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2018:

Now I have to wonder how this clown fries them!?!

Pretty respectable so far.

phxbillcee comments on May 29, 2021:

Was Joe my pick? Honestly, no. Do I think he needs to bear down more on Progressive agendas? Honestly, yes. Is he still just such a breath of fresh air contrasted to the previous Master of Disaster? Oh, double-hell YES!!!

checkmate atheists

phxbillcee comments on Sep 12, 2022:

These philosophers knew all about this miracle...

These right here should explain how Trump got elected. JHC

phxbillcee comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Unfortunately, they don't only vote, they breed. 'Idiocracy' is getting closer all the time...

Trumpty Dumpty Cheap Bastard

phxbillcee comments on Apr 9, 2018:

Yeah, "too expensive". Well, what's a human life compared to the douchebag's profits???!!!

Things are not always what they appear to be

phxbillcee comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Not true! I'm definitely old enough to tell the difference between a dog & a pussy!

Today’s Special at John Wayne Gacy’s Grocers.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 15, 2018:

Either their sign maker has spellcheck, or somebody's got a wicked sense of humor! Or, they could just be atheists!!!

No wonder I hate math

phxbillcee comments on May 8, 2018:

& it's all the same brand, too!

Insomnia strikes again.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 10, 2018:

With most of us it's memes!

God's magic

phxbillcee comments on Sep 12, 2022:

Duh...

Now I know who stole my boots

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I think I gagged just a little! That is NOT pretty!

Way to go dammit!!! [bloomberg.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jan 3, 2022:

"Lock them up!, Lock them up!" LOL

Now THAT is a work of art!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Unique, funny & attractive!

This is my guide to social interaction!

phxbillcee comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Anyone that uses the Princess Bride as a guide to life is heading in the right direction! I salute you! (& steal your meme!)

Part of the Precipitate ...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Love me some science/nerd memes!