So which party is he running for ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Can't even manage his mouth!

I think I'll pass on 65 there.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

No vanilla?

It's a struggle.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Always blame it on barking spiders!

That's a safe bet.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Truth in advertising!

Fishing trips.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Looks like the guy at the bottom never made it out of his driveway! Fishing for silverfish?

Don't Want Refugees?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

They've got a good point!

No Birds Allowed

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

You go, gull!

Neither late nor night, but Morning Joe has a great piece on the Kavanaugh story and the limits ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Ah, but it is news, so appropriate! Thanks!

Definition (American, old) of an intellectual: someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I actually think of both &, especially as I age, just try not to conflate them!

So my friend Sam goes to a Big box store and buys an Amazon Returns box.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I think a lot of folk here wish I had a muzzle for my fingers!

Something to ponder...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I kinda like this variation...

No more elf on a shelf, it be elf on a slab

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Now that is a bit twisted. I expect nothing less!

Super Shitters!

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I wonder if that bus seat folds up so she can?

What I think of when I see "Titleist".

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

That's what you think of when you see anything!

It is kind of slow right now.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Not if your window faces D.C.!

Very useful.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

They're 'studded' all right!

@EricTrommater This is for you.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I am SO glad you tagged him!

Are you sexually active? ...

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Tho the meme is accurate & funny, I have a question. What is this 'sexually active' you speak of???

They didn't have as many screws loose ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I would not doubt this is an accurate Lewis Black quote. I've heard him say similar, & I agree with him! I also find him funny as hell & I'm glad he still does the occasional "Back in Black" segment on The Daily Show!!!

Respect ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I do that for "midnight snacks"!

Might be a repeat. Might be a repeat.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

She's only off by four degrees!

Getting all wound up watching the news

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

It isn't???

What's cooler than the bible?...anything! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I think the bibble may have more war & death scenes in it, tho!

...even he knows....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Yep, even I never did that. Oh, wait, you meant...Never mind!

Now it makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

That's why you should stick to the legal brothels! Oh, wait, we really don't have these (except for the few in NV), do we?

Why would a dentist do that?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

I won't do a blond joke here, tho it may be appropriate, but a dentist asking you to disrobe should have been your first clue!

It rhymes.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Bean in a Queen?

Is he being too emotional??

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

His behavior here alone should disqualify him!

Welcome new member BeantowneBiker.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Welcome!

This Week Tonight dedicated to the Kavanaugh story. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Oliver did a superb job! Hit so many points with precision!

This Week Tonight dedicated to the Kavanaugh story. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Beat me to it!!! Thanks!

It's the great pumpkin

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Wait, is she gonna fuck the Great Pumpkin, too?!? (& before I even scrolled down, I knew this was Ron's [or maybe Rudy's!])

Ain't nobody got time for that ?

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Cute, but obvious & easy. Next! LOL!

Sheesh! You try to help :)

phxbillcee comments on Oct 1, 2018:

For someone with a lot of feelings, it's amazing that her expression never changes!

Ass boobs. That is when your boobs look like an ass.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Holy Mother of Mammary!

Red candied apples, used to buy them in grade school, how about you?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Looks like the caramel win out here. But those are a part of the way back machine!

Some might say that we should have nun of this. I say be careful, this could be habit forming.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Bro, you posted this twice. You may want to delete one! Thanks!

Come on, get scrolling.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Think I'll pogo stick the bugger for a while!

Pretty amazing.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I do appreciate it. I do scratch my head over it. I do wish those kids would leave so I can get in there!

It just gets funnier.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

yes, I'm' a human. yes, I'm an armadillo. yes, I roll up into a ball when scared. do I exist?

So that's why it happens ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Well, that explains those blurs in the sky!

I didn't get this merit badge.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

If you've made it this far, yes you did!

Just some light pole dancing.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

LOLOLOLOL!!! LMFAO!

Go Loins!!!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Yep, jocks!

Now there's a job I'd like to have.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Would really depend on where I worked!

Wassssuuuuppp

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

They photoshopped the Bud Lights out of the picture!

At least one of those things exists ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

He's out of his basket as well as his mind. & yes, he voted for tRump!

What if I told YOU that some of the Matrix movies were not reviewed well ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Wouldn't make a dent!

At least it's better than the Rapture ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Oh, please, not FE, too!

Poor dog is going to miss Alex Jones ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Just because you're paranoid...

I'd rather have a beer, but I don't judge ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I thought this would have been Eric's!

Suspected scammer: Hbricks Level 2.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Good heads up! Thanks!

How to be "nicer"...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

sorta like...

?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️.....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Or, can you obtain a fuck bankruptcy?

One night stand.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Still loves Mom!

Science, for sure!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Oh, JC made a contribution all right, & we're still paying for it!

This is frustrating.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

Huh? I've got some pizza that I'd like to sell you along with a theory ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Wait, isn't he on the Armed Services Committee?

Updated chess pieces...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Love it! 'Acquired' it!

As we watch the sideshow...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Makes perfect sense!

You Have To Vote

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

VOTE! Even tho I don't think Glinda meets the residency requirements!

Hmm...let me think...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Sorry, Andre, no contest!

That last one.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I guess I am a useless member of society now, but I still get up at six.

Should be posted in Utah. If some religious fanatics have their way ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Take off that zero!

Ok.... I didn't see that one coming ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

That would be enough for me!

Better than Christians knocking on my door

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Don't let him in! He only wants your food, or, you for food! Just the same as xtians!

To help him calm down. He was hysterical

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Looks like he could use a pacifier, too!

Not much of a forest

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Just one baby ent!

This meme is out of hand

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Just as effective as...

Jesus on a stick

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

The frisbee one cracks me up! Sorta like, "Peter, I can see your house from here!"

If you're a player get a girl who can fight

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

& she said, "Not over you, asshole!"

Now why didn't I think of that ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

So damn true!

Some people will do anything to post ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I wouldn't want to pay to keep that guy in Depends!

Baby shark, doo do do do....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nvn3zU0oEA

Some people you just can't help

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Lucky you didn't get a size 2 bootie up your bootie!

Seems about right to me....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Huge, long-term, financial burden...

He just does not like the ladies

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Wanna bet that catches up to him?!?

I seem to be finding a lot of animals today, this is a two fer.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Maybe if you showered?

something for smarter minds than me.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Because of douche bags like him...

Got a new puppy, training is going well

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Now that's a good dog!

@phxbillcee - you said you liked the Science memes right?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Yep, & this is a good one!

What a house.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Obviously no HOA's in that neighborhood!

Never heard of them.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Good one, mother fucker!

Kanye be more specific?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Well, Kanye's a douche!

Too bad he was missing the element of surprise.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Science memes, yay!

G:649 All pertinent science welcome!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Feel free to post any good articles or studies here, too!

Rainbow Sprites of the world unite...you have nothing to lose but your virginity.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Probably a good idea to get the virginity thing out of the way before she starts the burning cities to the ground thing. Who knows, once she gets laid she may not be so cranky & may just burn a neighborhood or two!

We've all done it....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Wonder if he has to move the bike to make up the tub as his bed. Sure looks like he lives in that room!

Cuz an Opossum would be too hard....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Figures, Florida!

Another incredibly cool metal detector find.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

The only problem with 'treasure hunters' is too often the find is separated from its original context which can help with dating, position of the pieces in relation to each other, location in relation to other finds or early villages, etc.

I don't want to adult.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I know the feeling!

Don't be startin no fights, but

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

If you're gonna do it, do it!

Don't call me that!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

No. Pay attention, now. We say you ACT like a child! An actual child can still learn!

Ooops... slipping this in

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

& block, don't forget block!

@phxbillcee and @MichelleGar1 have generously volunteered to be our moderators here at g:31.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You ain't the boss of me! Oh, wait, yes you are...

They have no sense of humor

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

That is hilarious! No sense of humor, indeed!

Ohh yeah!!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You guys will hate me for this, but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4aQiFaCod8

Wrong way, right road

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Was gonna wish for a video, but @DangerDave has provided!

She's so silly

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Yeah, she's silly! Those methane-filled bubbles are heading right for the candle!!!

History: Artemisia [thehistorychicks.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Excellent! Keep up the good work, please!