Yet another reason not to join.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I thought it was fucking funny!

Um, I don't think so.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

A lot of my saved urine is 'gold'!!!

The new Teletubbies reboot looks wild!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Teletubbies meets Outbreak meets Ghostbusters!

...Me too!..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

No Balls Tom?

Attack of the killer seagulls.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

It's fewkin' birds! Smack 'em with something, dammit!

Got it Claudius ? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Oliver is great!

Pppuuuddiinnggg

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I see he's adjusting well to prison life!

Goose egg.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Goose egg in nest!

What goes on in Paris...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

...sure as hell didn't stay in Paris!!!

Put a little spice in your life.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Not really my kind of spice. Now, if he has a sister...???

If you really cared...SHHHHH......

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Squeeze harder!

Privilege......

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

So sadly true!

Unfortunately this is too real....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

& I love how indignant they get about any delay in their fast-track process after they wouldn't even have a hearing on Garland tho there was at least 10 months 'til the election! Fucking hypocrites!

God says: stop fucking praying.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I've always kind of liked this particular god!

The bible, if only the read it...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

It would have been nice if this would have been said as clear more often. Still trying to find the same statements against slavery & genocide!

Big fucking man babies ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

That was about the size of it!

Definitely.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You really don't want to do that!

Welp, I got kicked out of the children's museum.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Yes, you really are a dirty old man! That's why we love ya'!

Snappy comeback.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Like the idea of lifting weights...that's why god invented forklifts ya' doofus!

Estonia has great college names!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Whaddaya mean my instructor is male?

Just because.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOwF96MemvE

???????

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Hey, the water was cold! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUZvxjKMGs

Should have specified

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Another version...

Things, things, things

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

There's a reason for that, Rudy. Now, if you'd just stay on your meds...

Pranky pranks

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Much more evil than the hand in warm water or the juvenile 'draw a penis on the face'!

some of y'all here kind of know me.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I've got your back, @hankster! You are one of the sanest people on this site, & I respect you, even if I don't always (respectfully) agree with you! Tho, I usually do.

I'm all ready

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

LMAO!!!

Too much too soon?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Funny how that works!

Having now had a day or two to digest what we all saw, who among us really thinks this man is ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

He's a privileged, whiny, lying wimp!

I thought this was pretty clever [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

This was great!

Well that worked well

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Sounds like a plan!

Imposture.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

That's why he has a 'touch screen'!

Sweet poochie

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Rudy, please don't show us!! I ask for the whole group!

Don't question it. My kid said that

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

& my two yo replied with this quote from Hume...

Quit saying they're fucking blue

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Don't confuse the issue with the facts!

No I can't hold it. That is why I'm calling.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

& now pee in this little cup!

Bet he wishes he hadn't asked

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Well, he asked!

I thought something was missing at the hearing today!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Maybe he would have chilled his whiney ass!

Aim carefully ;)

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Better to hold on to it & use it as a club. You get multiple hits that way!

Why the rush, is the crybaby all butt hurt?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Dr. ford contrasted so well to that POS!

Golden showers for all.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I think I'd kick his ass & dare his driver to interfere!

My keyboard is dyslexic...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Not dyslexic, just incomplete. That's the button you push when on FB & you see a tRump supporter, the full word is "ShitFuck"!

Thoughts and prayers.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

At least these will feed you!

Fraud seems an appropriate word.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

& this is just one of the POS's...

When will it end (and how)?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I believe it's been said before, & by people who actually know him...he's a fucking moron! Even 'W' wasn't his stupid!

scratches head

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Don't demean our women!

She can help me!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Ah, like the old hole in the popcorn bag trick!

Anti Kavanaugh leggings

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Looking at him, I'm not sure this would necessarily stop him!

An old one, but still true.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Where can I get an application?

Listen up people

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Why was the basketball player a sloppy lover? He always dribbles before he shoots!

I'll give it 5 minutes to half an hour. Anyone for a pool?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Some relationships are so like this!

Hellz to the Yeah!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Commitment can be commendable! So, when were you committed?

Religious Joke The son of a Rabbi walked up to his dad and said, I have been thinking and I want ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Good one!

“OK Dems? That didn’t work. What do we try next?”

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

So off base.

Fermi's Paradox: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

A lot has been said on both 'sides' on the Fermi paradox, some of the most valid points, imo, are as you pointed out, the idea possible 'filters' for any "intelligent species. (and actually, these filters can appear all along the timeline of life in general). There are a number of good videos on this, here are a few of the shorter ones... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtOGPJ0URM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fQkVqno-uI

Bad Santa?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Why did it take so long for some of those girls to come forward??? (He says sarcastically!)

Please do me a favor....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

You're standing in the Bar-B-Que pit, come over here, grab a seat & have a beer! We're all here with you!

Just makes me ill

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

My outrage & anger just build!

I wondered about that.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Yep, who do you think fed the questions to that 'prosecutor'?

I know some of them.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Calvin & Hobbes are immortal!

Yes. Please.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Great fountain! Cover me guys, I'm going in!

A day little Johnny would never forget.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I want her for my waitress!

Master gave Dobby a sock!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Notice the claws are already out!

They grow up so fast.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Makes sense to me...

I love math

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I'd reply, but I have difficulty typing with just one hxxlliefnlk...

History of Religion

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Posted this yesterday, but it is a good one.

if you could get one more season of any TV show what would it be?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

There are a number that never got the audience I thought they deserved. Some, & I believe some listed below, "jumped the shark" by their last season (or earlier) even if they were great until then. To keep with the 'Boomer' theme, TWTWTW or TW3 (That Was The Week That Was). So very ahead of its time! Anyone at all remember this?

Trick or treat

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Deep breath, guys. It's Halloween. Save the dropkicks for the over-age teens who come by without even a decent costume just to mooch candy!

Honey pots

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Or bee boobs!

Gotta feel the love

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Catholic birth control!

Gonna do this when I get the chance.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

My Mom doesn't & won't watch FauxNews. She's basically liberal but, at 89, she's still pulled in by some of the political ads. Luckily, I fill out her mail-in ballot! (With her permission!)

He's a maniac

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

After as poised as Dr. Ford was, his behavior was a stark contrast & showed more reasons why he's unfit for the position!

Right???

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

At least s/he's honest!

Another public service announcement

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I think she grew into them. I can't believe those things zipped!

And the winner is.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I've never liked this smarmy creep. He has almost as few real moral standards as tRump does. He takes a position & as soon as the political winds blow (as I suspect he does) that position is forgotten. A typical pol, & of the lowest order!

Mars, what if....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Very funny, very exciting & a little scary!

For when I die.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Throw pieces of me into the predator cages at the local zoo, just to give them a taste for human meat & the wish to go get some! #AnimalsFightBack!

Don't worry. He's ok

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

If you think I'd break that window & possibly let that out you're nuts!

Time to beat his ass

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I see he's adjusting well!

Put it down already

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

& so many are so oblivious, & will actually 'jones' without it!

That didn't go well

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Ah, just like the old-time dealers. The first one is free!

Need a job?..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I do tend to smile more after I've shit!

It's that time

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

You knew it was coming, just didn't know when.

With all the remakes of comic characters I am wondering what you want to see next

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

This. I want to see this!

Don't try this site ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

We've had a few try here. For some reason, they don't tend to last long!

Now that's what I'm talkin about ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't positively know that any god exists or not, but I don't believe in any I've heard of. Go ahead & prove I'm mistaken in that belief. I'll wait.

It's like we need proof readers for painters now.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Sorta leans to the right a bit, don't it?

What the F, I mean B

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I liked the first one better!

Was watching the hearings today - did anyone else notice "Sow the seeds of change?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

In many ways Kavanaugh showed his true self today. Any who vote for him need to be voted out this election or next! It may not stop his nomination, but will stop any more of this travesty!

So I grew up in a rather religious Muslim family and I remember my family being pretty superstitious...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Nothing like that at all in our household, that I can recall. So obviously nothing that made a dent. The "step on a crack..." mentioned below was a kid's thing, not family or religious. Spilling salt, black cats, breaking mirrors (except that breaking anything was frowned upon), no special emphasis. I came from a Roman Catholic upbringing, & I'm sure many families may have had their own cultural superstitions. None really in mine. I find the differences very interesting culturally, & some, like the shoes, are culture specific. I will admit to using "knock on wood" at one time, but I stopped that. & I still try to figure out what to say when someone sneezes. I think I've settled on "enough of that!", the "Bless You" thing has been so ingrained that I feel I have to insert something! I don't think your alone with this, though there will be different practices.

It was supposed to be 6 to 10 days.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

So sorry. We're here for you.

Always willing to help a fiend out

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Nice one!

Is anyone interested in a moderating position for a meme group with approximately 750 members and a ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I thought you had a mod?

Here's What Fruits And Vegetables Looked Like Before We Domesticated Them [sciencealert.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Ray Comfort should have read this before he did his infamous video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

Oil might be better.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Maybe switch to a pipe?

Hello friends.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Take care & I hope you come back soon! We'll keep a spot warm for you.

This is so Damn funny ... And true. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Love it!

I believe that I will be leaving ag.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Very sorry to see you go! Remember, if you change your mind we will be here for you.

Go to google, type "cough, choose "images", and reply to this post with your favorite invisible ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

First timer...

This must stop.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Didn't want Kavanaugh before all this, for many reasons, & surely don't want him now. He can cry all he wants!