Good advertising.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Just had to!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

Contortionist

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Too many damn porn flics!

Yesterday there was a post in the Senate regarding being notified if you've been blocked.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I can be out front, I can, at times, be a bit more argumentative than diplomatic. Now, most of you here know me, so you can tell me if I'm wrong, but though I am sometimes snarky, how often am I mean or disrespectful? I have been blocked by folks that I haven't even interacted with!!! &, honestly, some of the ones that have blocked me is just because they were disagreed with at all! So, to answer the question, yes, some folks need thicker skins & a more open mind! I have blocked NO ONE! I will take & answer opposing views. I have 2 groups, & one I actually expected some more negative feedback (my 'Late Night & news' one), but I've been very lucky there & I haven't even needed to reprimand anyone! Honestly, how can one be an atheist in this society & not be able to handle criticism or disagreement better! Now, if there are folks here that do think I'm mean, please tell me, but I've interacted with all of you. & very possibly disagreed with you on one subject or another. None of YOU have blocked me!!!

Welcome new member Jaysea.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Welcome!

My question is why?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

So sadly true.

This just in!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I actually wouldn't be surprised if this ran on FauxNews!

So close...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I'd un-friend the bastards that didn't share!!!

My hero ♥

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

& like I said when this was posted last night (LOL!), it's amazing all the medals he won & he never left his Mom's basement!!!

My wakeing hours suck....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

That I very seldom remember.

A year later and we're still in the same boat....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yeah, those really tough questions, & hey, is it getting warm?

Let it burn....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yeah, need to let the fucker burn itself out first!

Pretty accurate....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yeah, lacks nuance, but it is accurate!

The definition of insanity....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Like you can handle 15 drinks anymore!!!

A meme with many layers....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Love nerd memes! (Which differ entirely from Normie memes!)

Those things are assholes.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

In this shop I used to work at in rural MD, we'd put fly strips up & occasionally a wasp would get caught. Well, for a time. These damn things would NOT give up, wings going, legs pulling, until you eventually looked & they were gone! Never had a wasp in those traps when we changed them. Flies, many. Bees, some. Gnats, hell yeah. Wasps, zero!

How quickly we forget....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Not all that long ago Taco Bell was the go to for 2 AM, bars closed, need food to take home. Was it a bit nasty, damned if I could tell at the time, it was warm & filling, fast & cheap!

That elusive perpetual motion machine and why it's not possible.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Thanks, Guy! Good post. Here's another look at a particular attempt... FREE ENERGY WHEEL ~ Using Ring Magnets ~ EXPOSED! - electronicsNmore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjvulAuktHs

Current mood.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Great photo!!!

Fantasy...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Is he 12 years old & mentally challenged???

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Honestly, with anybody! The married ones often have kids, & there is nothing more germ-filled than rug-rats!!!

Cats aren't snitches (but I still prefer dogs).

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Thos they may get into your stash just to test for quality!

Are you stuck? It's that time of year...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Hell of a way to clean off those blades!

WTF? Now I'm offended

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Seems like one of those things that have to be included on a pre-sale inspection!

Plumbing sux

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

At least he's not out there with a saw cutting the intake pipe!

Next to the axe

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yeah, you'd think they'd all include that!

The audacity..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

In lieu of flowers send soy (or hot) sauce!

Did it again

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Ron, you forgot a comma, but thanks for the compliment!

Serial number king

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

You know it! Bet it was an occasion for the entire factory!

Sooo good..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

& even if it WAS sex, you would have had to buy that, too!

What song?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Being of an age when AM pop was the only game in town, until "underground" stations started popping up on FM (in competition with the religious broadcasts! LOL!), & then having to do the expensive (to me) switch from 45's to LP's, as I couldn't play my stuff on my Dad's stereo (mostly), Motown was a 'saving grace'! That & the Beach Boys & the Dave Clark Five. Once I switched to LP's, & pot, things exploded from there, as did the music scene!

I need one of these. ??

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I'd be wondering if he'd jump out of that photo, dancing!

Yeah guys.. what’s the problem?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I don't feel attacked, so I smile often! Or, look around & break out laughing!!! (Better than crying!)

Good night fellow atheists. It's been a fun evening with you all

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Take care, dear! Sleep well!

Know what?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Had to know this was coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS-s_xcmwaU

???.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

I think there's a few like that! & Nature has more in store for us, too! 10 of the World's Deadliest Plants — And How They Kill You https://io9.gizmodo.com/5841540/10-of-the-worlds-deadliest-plants----and-how-they-kill-you

I'd like to thank each and every member who have sent me suggestions as to how to "improve" &Meme .

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Jahwohl, Mine Fur-her!

Damn, fortune cookies are usually lame

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Who the hell is running this restaurant!

I've been very busy... just making a quick deposit here

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Cleanliness is next to...whee-hah!

So thats where I learned it

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

All very good lessons! Though I prefer humor & sarcasm!

I guess this is a safe enough place to bring this for comment - as the fellow isn't a group owner or...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I've been fortunately very lucky with the two groups I host. Just one major argument in the Science group, but not off the chart. & surprisingly no problems at all in the Late Night & News group, where I thought I'd see more blow-back from tRump-ettes. Of course, I have a strict "NO Cats" rule, so...(Just kidding, Raven!!!)

The best non STD fashion statement out there.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Maybe the socks helps with this? Naw, I didn't think so!

An insult to cattle

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Or like this! Now that's love...

who knew this about ducks?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

& it started off so sane!

Baaaaaaaa!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Steve Jobs is STILL laughing!

Story of my life at the moment

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Well, y'all can start by PM'ing me!

This mainly made me laugh because I'm a Janet

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Sounds like Janet needs Depends!!!

Oh, bother!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

& then Pooh is due for a monster tummy-ache!!!

Sad but true.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Sure seems that way!

Identity theft?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

It is now!

Not during visiting hours.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

You may want to switch charts with that guy just before then, too!

Things are getting interesting

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Bad enough for me to be driving...

Just the fax maam

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Reminds me of... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq_1l316ow8

Would you mind?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

If you give a bear an inch...well, he doesn't know what an inch is, so he will raid your fridge, instead!

Finally a cause I can support

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Bacon, the candy of meat!

Science Rocks! Breaking science news on Doug's Darkworld: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Folks, @Druvius puts this out, what, once a week? Twice? Anyway, it's always informative & interesting & you can support him on Patreon! A very good investment!

Capitalism....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

A perfect example of "trickle-down'!!!

WhAT Does This Sign Mean? Anyone Know?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

If there is one there, most likely there is a similar one posted in or near Sedona, AZ, supposedly a serious energy confluence! (Whatever that means!)

Boston road sign.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

This was put up by AZ DOT when Beyonce & JayZ were here performing...

Reflect What We've Become

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I'm afraid that mirror would truly shatter if we all looked into it!

She doesn't look that old.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

'Well preserved' comes to mind!

Some doctor is in trouble!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Well, if not in trouble, about to become severely financially stressed!

Better than "Baby on Board".

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Or those silly stick-figure 'families'!!!

The Dark Ages

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

They may eventually call this "The Murky Ages", that or... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

They need these at WalMart.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

& supermarkets!

The price of education

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Unfortunately, all too true!

while at times I may sound wise and learned, there is my lighter side

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Been there, done that, had to give up the baby! (P.S. It was delicious!!!)

I am surprised the skin is still there

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Dang, I have a meme so similar to this, & it was coming up for rotation (no pun intended!!!)

Thank Jesus of course , I will be back later to check your incision , your breathing , your heart ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Funny how it always seems to work that way!!!

Finally got it !

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Nice! Here's mine. Not the best photo, sorry. On the right forearm.

They are famous

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I still would have been guffawing over this! (& I definitely grew up pre-internet!) Tho I can't find it, Easy Off had an early TV ad that had a woman in bed, hands under the covers, saying, "I'm cleaning my oven!"

Bet you haven't had one in awhile

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I'll give you one back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg0BNTebcbY

Just a friendly reminder

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I can definitely see her stating this, but...her last name is spelled "Maddow", 2 'd's! (I know it was the meme creator & not you, @zorialoki!)

What does moose taste like anyway?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

No, men cannot be left alone ...together! All by themselves, they can be quite harmless, but get them in groups...!!!

That moment when you realize you left your stove on but, you don't know how it got turned on in the ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

That's my story, & I'm stickin' to it!

Your shoes probably won't fit anyway

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Actually, I'm more of just a crash with one of those little manual carts. My own little 'crazy train'! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy1V5LHXWbg

I went to a newly opened bar last night.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I found it fairly 'dusty', too!

Science Rocks! Breaking science news on Doug's Darkworld: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I was just about to post you here!!! Great/blog post, as usual! Please, keep on "double-posting", you are always welcome!!!

Hi. I'm owner of 2 groups. Genealogy and DC-MD-VA. I am also mod for IT People Here.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Poor, DE, left out as usual!!!

Bad choice

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Now that's false advertising!

Good analogy for politics in America today

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Yep, & still happening!

The path to peace...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Somebody thought about this! Damn, now I'm forced to give a fuck about it!!!

Can you show me the way ........

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

You must be spelling it wrong, it's right here...

welcome to owners and mods group @phoenixone1. What group(s) do you own or mod?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Welcome!

Sometimes you have to do it

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Yeah, don't think you're the only one...

Who shaved the pussy

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Had a long hair that we had to do that to/for every summer. He'd build up knots on his belly 'cause he was such an ass about brushing him there. The summers just kicked his ass. He looked funny for a spell, but he was a lot more comfortable.

What to do when your PRNDL is actually a gear shift.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Not as used to them on the column, tho can if I have to. Still would rather an automatic. Standards are just too much unneeded work. If I want the excercise I'll go to a gym!

Ill bet it tastes like chicken

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Naw, got to give it a bit more time to develop a bit more meat! Hardly worth cooking that thing!

Halloween costume suggestion, Texas edition/

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Have them here in AZ, too! I can see this as a costume choice! Tho, I prefer Bill in the Box, er, I mean...

Second Woman Accuses Brett Kavanaugh Of Sexual Misconduct In New Yorker Bombshell (thanks to ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Maybe this will explain...

Always follow the directions to the letter, guaranteed to work.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

& always remember to close your cover before striking!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqrvDVxaDFc

Why, just why?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Do they need bumpers because they walk into so many arcadia doors???

Imagine if you will

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Isn't that sort of what Stormy Daniels described??? LOL!

menopausal and dangerous

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Guys, be smart, be safe, don't pick a fight with any woman!!! You're better off boxing Mike Tyson or wrestling The Macho Man! (or even pulling the mask off the Lone Ranger!!!) Just say NO!

TRump on his bestest behavior

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

So damn accurate!

I wonder how this ended

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Bet the nuns end up with it!

Spot the Crocs wearer

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Nature has a plan, tho...

Who the fuck spent the time finding this out?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

& male humans will do the same thing, only they already know something is not right!

Who said that?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Shoulda been Pope!!!

Somewhere around the rainbow

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Life is full of irony...

Typical Ikea

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

& always one less screw or bolt than you need.