Got something better?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Should have just given him your Zig-Zags!

Another one?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I thought the U.S. supported free enterprise!

Snuggle time

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Ron, you are so subtle!!!

Man cave?..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

No. I don't. Well, not for more than the time it takes for the game, anyway!

Identifiable voice

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

This has got to be a Hustler cartoon!

What's your price?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Well, not totally (just barely partially) my decision! If she wants to, & is willing to share the money, I think we could work around this! (See 'Indecent Proposal' for a twisted take!)

Could be interesting...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Oh, that would go over so well! Just like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28LKckSSgmE

Trouble Man - Rickie Lee Jones [youtu.be] got a sweet groove....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

LOVE this woman!

I love fishing

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Obviously, multitasking is not really your thing!

Jacked up truck, with a jacked up mine

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I do feel bad for you. Nature has dealt you a cruel hand! (or a cruel something else!)

Don't cry.. it's not my fault

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

You are a cruel, cruel man, Ron!

Not allowed to show up

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Honestly, not really 'kiddie' friendly!

This is why we don't report.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

All too true & this has to change! The number of false accusations is minuscule compared to the number of actual assaults & harassment! Women have been seen as easy targets, not just by CEO's & major movie producers, but by so many pathetic men that felt they had any power over them, even if it was just size & strength! A really strong man does not abuse or take advantage of women, & as men, we need to make sure that is made clear to all the men around us! NO laughing it off! NO shrugging it off! Call these cowards out for what they are!

Who did this?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Pretty funny, actually!

School days.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I really did go to a high school like this in Philadelphia!

You'd think with that name, he'd have a different job.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Used porn name by accident!

Crushing childhood dreams.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Also, never give baby chicks as gifts to farmer's kids! (Actually, to anyone!)

Dedication.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

If that really is the case, he made the right choice, homeless now or not!

So post your level, gender, and how many profile visits you've had.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

9.2, Male, 59,318 (if that is correct about that number in the upper left on the Agnostic.com page)

@captnron59 it's on..lol

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Just so you know it's spelled n-e-r-d!!!

Thank You Agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Yay!!! Congrats to you both!

Are you paying attention?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Geez, you're lucky if you can spell meme!

I can see that.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

An opportunity was not wasted!

Wonder what that would be like.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Yeah, convince me there is no "bread" involved in lap dances!!!

How good are you at striking up conversation with a stranger?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Hell, I talk to about anybody & everybody. The supermarket, waiting rooms, waiting for a light to change,...you never know when a conversation will teach you something or find you a new friend! I just a few hours ago had a half-hour conversation with two JW's on my front porch! I didn't get aggressive or insulting, tho I did state my case. Right from the get I said I was an active atheist that had read the bible! I listened as much as I spoke (as hard as that might be to believe!!!). I always want to leave folks with a smile rather than a frown, even if my chronic pain is raging, I know it's not their fault! I will never write the 'Great American Novel', or achieve world peace, but I can leave folks feeling a little better when I depart (no smarmy comments to that, please, LOL!) I tease & talk with all the staff at my local supermarket all the time, & even if they weren't before, they are usually smiling after we interact. My little contribution to try & make the world a better place! Better than nothing, anyway!

Sad but true.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Guys should really already know this. If she hasn't asked for them, she doesn't want them!

I would agree with anything she said.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Not only does she have a literal killer headlock, I bet her leglocks can break you in half!

They aren't worried.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

If they shoot as well as they spell, only bystanders need to worry!

Its just not going to happen

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I think Robin is into that!

His Royal Highness?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

All one can say is, yup!

A bit of reality

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

One of my favorite tees...

Emotional support Uber Driver

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Emotional support & a ride!

What are the chances

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Ask Ron!

So, @Boogey posts a racist meme, I call her on it, not her personally, & our brave warrior blocks ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

P.S. Since she's blocked me, she may not see this. I will stand up for what I say or post, or apologize if I did go too far or was wrong. If anyone wants to pass this along to her, feel free! I'm willing to have the conversation! Is she willing to defend that post with something more than "If I can't offend someone I may as well not post"? (& that surely wasn't the point!)

Tastes like aluminum....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Well, it was naturally right next to the can!!!

Excuse me while I kiss this guy?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I always heard the former lyric as, "'Scuse me while I kiss her thighs!" But, that's just me. No judging, Eric. I mean, not like there's anything wrong with that.

Nerds? discuss....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

It's called work! For an active member of the WPA I would have thought you would have realized this! (LOL!)

Results may vary....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

So worth the try!

I'm thirsty just looking at this....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Okay, the meme I get, & can even appreciate. But your intro??? Every once in a while you lose me, this is one of them!

Found On Road Dead....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I might trade my car in for a Ford right quick! I've never given a shit what I drove, usually, but I do care what I drive!!!

Again....too specific.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

& there we go...

Don't we all....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Depends what your medical plan covers! If you don't take me out, I'm gonna be like the vampire in your earlier post!

Party at my house....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Personally, I'd rather a LOTR's viewing than a gender reveal! Says something about me, too, I guess!

Why I sell cars....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

& they will!

Just asking questions.....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

It depends on the species of vampire. You see, the Dracul family, Suckus Draculus, uses their fangs to...okay, seriously, this is almost as silly as asking how many angels were waiting at Christ's tomb after he 'resurrected'!!!

So there's some justice...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Love truth/history memes! Good one! Always good when you deign to visit, Eric!

...that'll show 'em!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I don't even know who all has blocked me, nor do I give the ass of a rat!

What do you mean I can't like my own post?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You're surprisingly awkward & uncomfortable!!! (You had to know that was comin'!)

Seems awfully specific....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

If she let's me hang around she's a keeper! I find it harder & harder to have qualifications anymore!

It has a nice ring to it.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I do, I do!

Ohhh That's not what I thought it meant

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

They seem to both be having fun!

Guess she'd know

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

So, what mushroom does it really look like, Ivanka? Either of these?

Ok, ok....groan..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Yes,...groan!

Superpubes

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

A single one of YOURS could quarantine an entire city!

Frozen custard

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

The employee with a sense of humor!

One way to walk on water...also if it's frozen

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Wanna bet she doesn't pay up!?!

Can't believe he's POTUS

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I so hope that every time I hear this song I don't picture this!

Or as the British would say brilliant! ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I find that more & more true as time goes on!

God that is a tuff one!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Now this one is funny!

No matter what generation, the offspring know what they need ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

The parents look even less happy, if that's possible!

...I know what ya talking about

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Ya' oughta come over here!

???????

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

At the very least, hug it 'til you starve!

Brain excercises...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

If anyone is still doing this, DON'T scroll down!

Answers to "Brain Excercises"...listed in comment.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Now, I'm spit-balling these, so let me know if I got any wrong... 1. Your left elbow. 2. It would still be Australia, it just wouldn't have been discovered, yet! 3. I get two answers to this, either Mt. Rushmore, Or a group that does just instrumentals or has more than four members, but just one sings. 4. The third room. After a few years the lions would have starved! 5. Windows!

You don't say.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I've come close on some weekend nights, back in the day!

Brain excercises...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You'll kick yourselves if you don't get them!

We need answers right now

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Or more eclipses like this???

Alphabeti Spaghetti it isn't

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Pasta-mazing!

When life didn't give us lemons

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Well, you need something you can sell at your neighborhood stand that won't get you in trouble. I tried to sell my younger sisters & my parents weren't too pleased (at least, that's what they said!)

Ye gods, he may be right.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Miss you Hitch!

Know your parasites.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Great tee!

Another hero fallen from grace.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Hah!!! LOVE it!

Well hell...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

This still has the potential to explode! Just let it marinate for a while, Ron!!!

This can't possibly work.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You're sounding more like Eric every day!!!

Don't leave your beer out.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You would think they'd use it as bait!

I'll decide!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Well done!

You would think.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

That sign should start off, "How to avoid these..."

Yeah, right.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Not 'accessible' in either damn direction!

Just one won't hurt.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Says it all...

It was a long swim.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Priceless!!!

It's true you know

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Good for you??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPcTiy34u4A

Slap me if I'm wrong, the white guy is John Goodman

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I'm an American mutt. No problem at all with the mutt part, bummed as hell that this country doesn't often live up to the American part!

My reality!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

All are crazy 'cept for me & thee, & I'm not too sure about thee! Now I'm certifiable, so I'm on a whole other level!

Some of these were better than others, like the, "Well, I did when you touched my hand!" ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Always thought Craig was funny, & it's amazing what he got away with at times!

Better than "bless you"

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I tell my Mom, "Knock it off, already!" Then I threaten to staple her lips together!

Believe in something ✅

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

LMFAO!!! Oh, good one!!!

How I would picture “him” IRL

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

His fingering is atrocious, but spikes thru the wrists (or palms, take your pick), would probably cause that!

Not sure if this is really a meme, but it amused me anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

That is certainly a point in their favor!

Seems kind of dangerous

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

"Up in the air, Junior Birdmen!"

Product facts

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Now THAT is a detailed 'Yo Mama' joke!

C'est La Vie by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Excellent!

Facebook Mona Lisa

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Well, she may post these, too...

I wrote this last weekend.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

This ABC's is very well done. I'll comment on some of it, tho I won't go into my own 'pain' "management" that the VA 'provided' me! I've done the withdrawal/cold turkey thing a few times with the VA. That pendulum swing has been all too visible there. & as to your chart of withdrawal symptoms, I have to add "restless leg"/cramps, which to an extent were worse than the others because they manifested when I was so exhausted & tried to sleep, & once relaxed even a little would start & drive me almost crazy(er)!!! No sleep for days, increased pain which led to increased depression/anxiety, which led to...hell! & NO help. I have arthritis & Degenerative Disc Disorder, Fibromyalgia, GERD with Barrett's esophagus, heart problems that led to the implantation of a defibrillator, chronic migraines & chronic depression. Not a fun cocktail as they all work with each other to exacerbate each other! Methadone was one of the list of drugs prescribed at one time to control pain. I don't think I'll relapse, but I am searching for any decent alternative, maybe weed is the at least partial answer. I avoided it for years while the VA supplied opioids, as that would have cut off the meds! Suicide is always an option that waits in the wings. My depression has often led me in that direction, & untreated chronic pain just makes it all so much worse. I remember Paregoric being used as a cough suppressant when I was a kid. That & codeine & terpin hydrate. & as I got a bit older I saw many "real" junkies using these in lieu of the availability of heroin!

That a meme is cheesey

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Yes, cheesy! (But cute!)

(updated) I know I'm going to open up a hornet's nest here, but people should stop telling other ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

No, it's not. & folks are free to kill themselves in whatever manner they choose, in my opinion. If she feels ok, now, good for her, but stuff does tend to catch up with you, whether it's excessive weight, smoking, over-use of certain drugs or drink, & the list goes on. If one is an adult, the choices are theirs. Since I don't know this woman I have no real interest or concern in whatever she does. Just please, when you do stroke out or have an early heart attack, don't fall on me!

Some pretty good digs in this edition. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I'm just curious, did it look like the Mario Mushroom character?

What a contrast in GOP approach between the handling of the Anita Hill and Christine Blasey Ford.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Like @hankster stated...hypocrisy! Is anyone really surprised?

Jim the sausage factory manager was called before the board - "Jim we've had complaints about ...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

What kind of sausage do they make in Australia??? Never mind, I don't think I really want to know! I don't really want to know all the ingredients of sausage here, even!!! Let alone Scrapple!

Off you go son

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Probably won't find one in his neighborhood, tho.

A sad day indeed

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Need to post this in "Cheesy Jokes" group, also!