On maturing..

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I hear steady pot smoking men can develop them much earlier. That would make you about a DD about now, wouldn't it???

As I was getting into bed. She said. "You're drunk",. I said How do you know?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Couldn't have been Dallas, then!

Copycat!???

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Now that's catty!

So adorable!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Hell, that's no secret!

Just do anal!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Have to do it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAbJI2aQFqI

Ok they can run down the field and feel the jersies

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Oh, My Dawg! That cannot be real!

Oh no... apparently the “jesus” found this group! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

That means we're doing something right!

When life goes down the shitter, you are left with this. @Captnron59.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Where the hell does one find virgin blood anymore?

???????

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

That's why reading the paper or watching the morning news is so dangerous!

Birth control

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

If I thought there was even a chance that was really true I'd be handing them out for free at every tRump rally & gun show!

Google translate fail

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Yeah, I was kinda looking forward to the mermaids, too, if not the volcanic eruptions!

Not only on FB does this exist.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Gasp! You...you...don't mean on this site,...do you!!!

You tell em Beav!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

May need to check his palms for hair, too!

He's on top of something alright, soon to be a bottom.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

He needs a double layer of Depends & a full toilet roll suppository!

Nothing a little lotion won't cure.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Good one!

Cat scratch fever

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

She's itchin' something, all right!

Not sharing my fucks today.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

With interest, sexy!

Philosophy memes are the best

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Greek Philosophy 000!!!

Don't mix them up

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

& you can blame the Catholic church as much as anyone!

Weak ass kids.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

But look at the brain damage you suffered, Ron!

I do this with my car too ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ok, then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyp9fh-u4w8

With a sharp implement the guys could get all the pussy they want

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

It's that "sharp implement" thing that sorta puts me off!!!

It stops them ringing the devils doorbell

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

It's tough for them to "abuse" themselves like this! Don't want to piss off jeebus, after all!

How did this happen?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I'm sorry but the mice paid a damn sight of money to create their computer!

Name that song

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

LMAO!

My new hero. "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here at half time".

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

Keep it positive

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

& I'm positive about that!

Old math

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

He's still breathin' so he's still tryin'!

I have to remember that

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I'll have to remember that one!

Not a bad price

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I wonder how many of these she sends out a month?

Deep thoughts

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

& that's one of the big reasons you disappoint your parents!!!

Need to get away from it all

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

LOL!

Not my normal fare, but meaningful.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Actually a damn good post!

Somebody with a pen.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Be even better if... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEX9bBxQx8Q

You know what I like!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Can it be pink tacos???

Don't give him any ideas

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

But your sign says "Full Service"!!!

???????

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

"I can think clearly now, my brain is gone!"

Tyler get's burned.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

A major put down with a "Yo Mama" joke! Double points!

Whoever thought this one...bazinga!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

LMFAO!

Get off our country! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I love that "...but you must believe." Idiot!

Get off our country! :-D

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Alice is still under the effect of whatever she consumed in Wonderland, obviously!

....and he memes...oops means you

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Hey-Zeus is a dick! Worry about children with cancer or starving babies, why don't ya'! Oh, because you're imaginary, that's why!

....bazinga!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I do the same thing! Plus, I'm bi-lingual!!! (I speak booby, too!)

Life sucked for slaves!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Yeah, I'm sure that was safety-inspected regularly!

Fox news?????

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Reminds me of...(& I say this with much love, respect & humor!!!)

I love these 2, they're so far from home

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Those are sick! I love them!

Well, if you insist.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Always (almost) ready to oblige!

Evil Lassie! Bad girl!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I love Cyanide & Happiness! So beautifully twisted!

welcome @phxbillcee...glad your here.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Thanks, @hankster!

My friends on Facebook: "Trump is vile and disgusting.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I could see him doing this!!!

There are numerous reasons to celebrate life.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Love this guy!

And they wonder where at get our morals from.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Not just pity, beware of! If common-sense, compassion & empathy aren't enough to be "good", there are more serious issues involved!

Very true!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

If more than four hours, please contact your physician/therapist!!!

Hey all.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I consider myself a Host & Facilitator!

I'm a short tall person though (5ft11.5in)

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Amazing how many folks don't realize that words definitely have real definitions. Figures, in this day & age where opinions now equal facts. We have been down the rabbit hole for some time, now!

About... Eric.. watch your girl!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Eric is such a dawg!!! LOL!

I like Harold

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

How fast were you going at the time?

No comment.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Look, she's telling us he only has a 4" pecker!!!

This will make you groan.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 19, 2018:

You got it...groan!

MILF.... Mothers I'd Like to Fail.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

NOBODY is ready for you!

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Gatsby was a dick, tho!

Come at me hoe... Words to live by.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I'll settle for a good hour!

Solid genes....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Yeah, but I'd just as soon they weren't psychotic!

Too late to help me but I agree....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/08/debt-student-loan-forgiveness-betsy-devos-education-department-fedloan/

A sticky situation

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Have that problem often, Rudy?

You cheating son of a beach

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

You what!!! (Boy, that changed quickly!)

Doesn't help much

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

& those are just the ones from the West Wing!

But it tastes so good

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Well, she'll be getting stoned, & not in a good way!

That would work. That would work.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

You know just maybe, they should re-release the original!

I'm not going to try it.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Nope! Nope, nope, nope! I can't guarantee growing a new one, so tho the current one is getting no action, I'll stick with what I have!

I do....most of the time.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Well, in history & current events, yes. & English Lit needed to be more broad & inclusive, but hell, why not stick trig & Spanish 101 in there too if your gonna go this direction!?!

Welcome new member RavenCT.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

'Bout damn time, girl!!! Welcome!

Atheist Tacos!!!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

No special sauce needed!

Avoid sharting

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I do in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the lights. I have a low-water flush toilet & it makes it harder to aim by sound!

The Dark Knight Rises

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

He's not the only one!

Boomeringue!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Love it!

Hahahahahaha

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

'Course, he's no prize, either!

We all know how I feel about my coffee creamer....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Well, I drink it black & think real men add bourbon!

Results may vary...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I'll do the high thing, can I just tell Sessions to fuck himself?

The secret sauce....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Yep, this is an Eric post!!!

I would have figured it out eventually.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Perfect fit!

And I'd totally want to ride a broomstick....it so beats walking.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Witches be bad-ass!

Promises, promises....

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

At first, I thought this would be a @KKGator post!!!

So no more HGH?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

"If you were an individual or family member affected by "Dr. Mario", please call the 'Dewey, Cheetum & Howe' Law firm today!"

Yes indeed.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Tom! I just posted this yesterday!

Employee warning.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

This was the Assistant Manager, too!

Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Well, I'm not as young as I used to be!

"What do you want to do on our date tonight?"

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Guess they couldn't afford a movie!

Poor Sally.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Motivation takes many forms!

This tea tastes funny.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Must be a tRump supporter's tea. They don't read any more than he does!

No comment.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Probably not, 'roids tend to 'inhibit' growth there as they promote growth elsewhere! & I really wouldn't doubt he's using steroids!!!

I think that more people should use open source ie free software and operating systems like Linux.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Well, you started some good discussions! Many plusses for that! & you responded well. I sorta know what you're getting at, & can see your point, but I'm not knowledgeable enough to have a good opinion, so I'll just comment on the tone of the thread! Again, good post for thought & responsible reasoned responses! I like to see this!

Good morning!

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

'Morning!

So that's what they learn in obedience school ?

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

They certainly know when it's dinner time, & will leave you in no doubt!

✊?✊?✊?✊?✊?✊?.

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

You tell 'em, kid! I may not agree with a scribble you say, but I will defend to the death your right to scribble it!

Wrong vowel

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Are you SURE, teach???

Oligarch assholes

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

& guess who contributes big bucks to the pols??? We need to get money out of the political process to have any real 'democratic' say!

That's what you get

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

That is a classic burn! Would even have worked if he had asked for 'titties', just post his picture & say, "Here's one boob!"

Ted's future

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

LMAO! As long as we never hear from him again!

Hope I didn't steal this from here. I'm a confused old man ;(

phxbillcee comments on Sep 18, 2018:

The real reasons...