A case of mistaken identity..

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Excellent!

Spot the Difference...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Ayan Riot obviously never went to Catholic primary school!

Selfie Time...???

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Wait 'til he realizes he has the wrong woman!

Am I doing this right?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Not all substitution recipes work out as well as others!

When you promised you weren't going to...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

One word...creepy!

Train them young and they will be indoctrinated forever. ;)

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Naw, she's just channeling them to summon that unicorn she always wanted!

Now THAT is a work of art!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Unique, funny & attractive!

Gotta Help The Minorities!!!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Science Says: There Is No Such Thing As Race! - Science Plus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK3sguRWYK0

That guy should be wearing knee pads because he is going to be listening for a long time if that ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

A lo-o-o-o-ong time...

Now that's an honest Venn diagram!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Love it!

How many of you know your history?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

A lot of the Nero story has been called into question by historians. Otherwise, great video.

Three great rules: 1.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

But,... 1. I wouldn't willingly grocery shop unless I was hungry. 2. I'm always horny! 3. I also buy beer when I grocery shop!!!

Practice makes perfect. Well, if you practice right.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

One of the first 'dirty' jokes I learned...(my version is slightly different, & a bit longer, but ended with, "...& you'll do it again & again until you get it right!"

Creepy dudes.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

On a side note, all the 'pulp' sci-fi that portrayed alien 'monsters' arriving & wanting to ravage our "wimmen-folk", tho likely thinly veiled racism by many of the authors, I always, even as a kid, found ludicrous. I always reversed it & thought, "Would I be attracted to their females?" Of course, then 'Star Trek' came along & made aliens sexy!

A ruined evening at the Head household.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I guess no 'head' in the Head house!

At the Isis strip club.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They've got competition!

This video makes me laugh so much.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

What a hoot!

I think she hurt his feelings.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

LMFAO!!!

Only the UnGoded can appreciate this. Thank God I am not Twice Born. [patheos.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Life, the Universe & Everything is so vastly amazing & we are still just scratching the surface of what there is to discover!

For those who have been keeping up with the drama in the Arctic over the last three decades, what's...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm not qualified to give anywhere near a reasonable guess. I just worry that we're getting close to a tipping point that once reached, all the effort we may make then to ameliorate the problem will be useless & we'll just have to ride the cycle out, no matter the length of time it persists & even if we're able!

Dance....sing....love!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Good advice for us all! Or, DANCE right after you kill the homeless guy because it eased your depression for a time. SING & blame another for the death of that homeless guy. LOVE like you gave herpes to that homeless guy before you, er, I mean, the other, killed him!

Have you ever been in a newspaper story?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Actually, a few. The earliest was in a tri-state drama competition when in junior high, the latest was both in print & video at the anti-gun rally here in Phoenix. Besides 'letters-to-the-editor' there have been a few more. 'Nuff said!

Mandatory Penis Inspection!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Try to keep a High School male student from getting an erection when his penis is getting inspected. Or when a 'stiff' breeze blows!

Are you a Memer?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

Who wants ice cream? Just ask!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You only have to ask me once!

And that " WAS" the last time !

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Now you'll have to do it all over again for the Mormon's!

I have traveled the U.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Sure, but no spooning when we bed down!

I've never been tattooed or inked as they like to say now, probably because I knew it would ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I have to doubt this is real. The tat is far too dark, & tho whoever photoshopped it did a fairly good job, it doesn't really 'follow' the wrinkles like it would.

Another person blocked me i really should be keeping tabs on how many have blocked me for just ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I have to admit I'm curious to how many have actually blocked me.

What to do if you catch them working your territory!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Now THAT'S aggressive marketing!

Who is the most overrated band in your opinion?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 21, 2018:

KISS!

I wonder if this was on a Snapple cap???

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

No offended folk, yet, but also only 1 like!!! But nekkid boy butt gets inundated! I sense a double standard going on!

A public service announcement [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I use a cane & I ALWAYS return my cart, & usually a stray or two. Those that can't push it 10-20 feet to return it are just dicks!

Saw it. Laughed a little. Then got mad. And finally posted so everyone else could feel the same:

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

They'll never have to worry about "paying up"!

When did this become a thing?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

For that baby who's got 'back'!

This is our calling.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

But, @GuyKeith, it only works if you add it to "Thoughts"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SKkd79AjQ

Just fuck these Idiots.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Not one whit of sympathy..."Evolution in Action" is what I say!

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver-8/19/2018 [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

John Oliver is always great, unfortunate break here, tho. Problem with 'off-source' material.

I have yet to see anything at Agnostic about sports. Anyone like Football?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I usually like sports, tho no longer a 'fanatic' at all. But I am foregoing any NFL activity this season. That includes the sports page & other articles. Sorry @GuyKeith, if I'm gonna do it, I have to be complete about it.

Ladies (and gentleman who may have an interest), may I present to you the finest photograph ever ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Could have been a descendant & the tight buns gene was dominant!

Let's see, I wonder what time it was when I shot that mother f'er?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Have to be very careful where you keep that sucker. If you use it like a pocket watch, well, I'll leave it to the imagination!

I use Viagra Ladies !

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Don't get excited, ladies! That's just his old-man ball sack swingin' low!

Sinead spoke the truth [irishcentral.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Tho not the only "real enemy", the Catholic church has been complicit in many outrages over the centuries! Speaking as a very lapsed Irish Catholic, I was sad to see the backlash she received & angry at SNL for not standing up for her or having her back. Yes, she has had some issues, but truth is truth & she nailed this one! This is still one of my favorite covers & a very emotionally powerful rendition... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk

Welcome new member Talllman54

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Welcome, Stretch!

My son & I saw the last avengers movie when it came out, but as we were driving home today, neither ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

That was well done, & funny as hell! Thanks, bro! If you get more good stuff like that you can also post it here... https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews {"Shameless Plug" (tm)}!

Sugarcoat this!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I am so offended, trying to give me diabetes & then to add insult, calling me sensitive!

A flat tyre, perhaps ! Translation :- I can't go to work today.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

If she dies on him, he won't be far behind!

A few different Sunday memes...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Sunday cat memes & only one like! This is a tough crowd!

Just to let you know, group moderators can now see posts and comments made by members in their group...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Good job!

Here I am with one of my lady friends at The Boulder Beer Garden.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Fake name dropping will not get you to Level 8, although fake memes just might!

It looks as though both @ProudMary and @SukiSue are going to beat me to Level 8.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Maybe get creative & get busy???!!!

What words do you think this picture can see.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I honestly don't think the picture can "see" any words! LOL! But, as for a good caption..."If the carpet matches the drapes he's spending way too much on hair color!" ; "This will surely impress the woman I've yet to meet!"; "Where's the 'enlargement' app?"; "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"; "I never realized how ugly this actually was!"; "Do you think the warts & oozing might be a turn-off?"; "I think I should have showered first!"...

Welcome new member JMSW.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Welcome!

Tactile Boyfriends Are Wonderful

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Of course, if they play with certain hair it may be some time before you fall asleep!

when I switched from community to dating the 3 profile pictures on the top of my home screen has ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Keep working on it, PJ! You're a catch & worth a bit of a wait!

Ever had a nice, peaceful, drama-free breakup after a torrid relationship?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Hilarious & often insightful! Thanks for the post!

You don't just wake up this sexy. Well, I do but, you don't.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

We have vastly different ideas of what "sexy" is!

A new study now claims that egg yolks are almost as bad for you as cigarettes.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Those shells are tough to keep lit!

[foxnews.]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I posted this in "Religion" at the time (well, 7/27)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=om92FKGgQ3Y

I am a disabled Veteran.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The VA cut me off pain meds cold turkey, apologized & gave me a smaller dose, then cut me off that. Now I have to fight just for muscle relaxers! I had the same PCP for ten years that worked with me, now I have a new one every year that never has time to get to know my issues. I am disabled now, only partially from service, which they won't recognize & I won't fight, but they have come unglued & unrealistic on this new program! You're totally right. All 'opioid' problems are lumped together & it's the new thing. Guess who gets screwed!

Because I am curious, reflective, and often make connections that may, or may not exist, I have ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Maybe some would like you to be in that group? I'd say to try to take it as a compliment, however twisted. I'm not in that group, I don't need to have more than a good relationship to make me all tingly. May also be that I'm just not jaded enough. I guess I really don't want to be. I'm experimental, & like to have fun, I think sex is meant to be fun, but I don't need/want outre' scenarios to be more than satisfied!

So.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Wasn't you. You were trying to be inclusive, & she took advantage & was an ass. Can't always guard against idiocy or troll tendencies. good riddance to bad rubbish!

Happy Birthday! @egyptrican Carbondale, Pennsylvania Here August 18 @LuckyRoLLer77 ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 18, 2018:

You forgot RavenCT, 8/10!

Happy Birthday! @egyptrican Carbondale, Pennsylvania Here August 18 @LuckyRoLLer77 ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Best Wishes!

It's occurred to me to ask for some help.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Loved the book (series) but haven't seen the movie, yet.

Greetings Ladies & Gentlemen.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Welcome! What took you so long???

I think you all missed it.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Was this GoldenDoll? & which post, if I can ask? It seems she's blocked me, too, tho I didn't realize that 'til I tried to research this! Why do so many snowflakes come to a group called "Offenders"??? That's why I left "Memes...", I was tired of the butthurts!

I really miss the Cheppelles show.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 18, 2018:

This was a great bit! I truly miss his show, but I am glad he's back doing stand-up!

Welcome new members Cbabcoco and Patternsdancing.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Welcome!

The Daily Show-Between The Scenes-Remembering Aretha Franklin [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Because "Natural Woman" is such a great & powerful song, I love to sing it myself, & just change it up to "Actual Man"! Both Carole King, with "Natural Woman" & Otis Redding with "Respect" knew they 'lost' their songs once Aretha recorded them! & neither minded!

Late Show With Stephen Colbert-A Late Show Tribute To Aretha Franklin [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

There will never be another "Queen of Soul"! One of a kind & so much a part of my life for so many years. She will be sorely missed!

Late Night With Seth Meyers-Pres. Trump's Military Parade, Pornhub Collins [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

"Pornhub Collins"!!! LOL!

Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Trump Freely Criticizes The Free Press [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Cuomo is not that bright! Tho this country still has quite a ways to go to achieve our potential, for a politician to state that it was never great is just about handing your opposition the knife to stab you!

A bit of dark humour.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

The "What doesn't kill you.." re-vamp is a lot more honest & realistic!

Hello, I'm ranting.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I don't underestimate you, but I love your smile! (It's even cuter than @SukiSue's, but don't tell her I said that!)

Which one's your favorite dick?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Couldn't stand Tricky. Total gets me nauseous!

A little more than a week after I went to level 8.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Good for you & congrats!

Banana's are easy targets.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Mine doesn't curve THAT much!

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: Intelligent Sex Robot Edition ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I'm never refused! Just ignored!!!

ONOMATOPOEIA: on-o-mato-poe-ia.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Well, boop-boop-a-doo!

I used to hate it when they pinched my cheek also...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Only seems fair!

The LAte Show With Stephen Colbert-Trump Postcards, NJ Edition [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

LMAO!

The LAte Show With Stephen Colbert-Inside Kellyanne Conway's Brain [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

But, 'the blacks' just love him!

Who Is America-How To Survive A Beheading W/Daniel Roberts [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

This one is more odd than some of the others, which says a lot!

Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Geography 101: World Maps Trump Can Understand [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

He needs an education in so many things! The most ill-prepared president we've ever had, he makes second-term Reagan look sharp!

Which is more offensive?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I find neither offensive & both frightening in their own way!

A man wakes up dazed and confused in a strange city.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Triple groan!!! LOL!

OK, let's get offensive.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Can't really vote as my category is..."I used to love & enjoy good cigars, & even the occasional stinky one, but have just stopped smoking them."

Fuck it, this is offensive !!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I love me some boobs, but that is just, either a glandular problem or medical malpractice! They have got to be uncomfortable as hell & I foresee reduction surgery in their futures!

When you don't want to to make the Hiltons and the Trumps any richer.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Unfortunately, with this chain they take the name seriously: "May I have a few more towels?" "Phuc Dat!" "Can I get room service?" "Phuc Dat!"...

I think this belongs here. Sauce: [imgur.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I posted this one a few days ago, seems to be a theme!

Too all my friends Monday, 13 August 2018 “Friendship is a serious affection; the most sublime...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 13, 2018:

You have friends??!!??

These are Keith Richards daughters. When they pass away he will inherit everything.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 13, 2018:

We need to take better care of the planet so it will be in good shape for Keith Richard's to inherit!

Have any of you shared this site on Facebook?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I have a few times already, but I don't have a lot of 'friends' as I use FB so seldom. So tho I haven't gotten any 'nibbles', I also haven't gotten a lot of negativity. Those that do visit my page already know where I stand on a number of issues!

What is something that is absolutely worth the money? (I say, TP, never buy the cheap stuff)

phxbillcee comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I so agree with the TP! With many other things it's trial and error, such as with store brands vs name brands. It depends quite a bit on what is personally important to you.

@Admin -- Suggestion! Allow Level 8 and above to create 2 more groups if they have already maxed ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Now that is ambition! & I mean that in a good way! I have just two groups & it takes a lot to keep them supplied with content! I'm hoping for more contributions from the members, but until then it's work! If you have the desire for, & the unique vision for, more groups, I don't see the problem.

ATHEIST BOOKS --- I have a wide selection of books on the topic of atheism I have collected over...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I've heard that name, thanks for the recommendation. I also have a nice (starting) library of atheist authors, & am always expanding. I find the internet, even Amazon, has a much broader selection than one will find most places locally.

Because it made me giggle. ? [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 11, 2018:

That WAS a hoot!

So envious. I could never figure out much beyond the normal handshake. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 11, 2018:

This was a recognized 'anniversary' because it was a big thing at the time. It doesn't 'strain' the issue because any recognition was a step forward, especially in a medium that had such coverage. I happen to like Trevor Noah, tho, I admit, he is not Jon Stewart. But, then, nobody is. It was like trying to find a replacement for Johnny Carson! & Jon Oliver went on to his own show on HBO, tho he did an admirable fill-in when Stewart took his hiatus.

I just can’t get into soccer.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 11, 2018:

LMAO!!!