If you can't be kind, you should at least have the decency to be vague.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Sometimes it's fun to go on at great length & in great detail about some schmucks failings! But, I do follow @hankster's advice & smile!

The end of the world.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

LOL! Actually, as you well know, we revel in it! Funny strip, tho!

Hi everyone, I have decided to join you in this group.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Welcome!!!

With you there to help me. [bing.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Excellent song, album & group!

Belt of Venus.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

"Aboard the good ship Venus..." (Sorry, couldn't help myself!) Lovely photo!

Okay. I haven't had to slap anyone in about a week. What gives?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I guess I'll have to up my game!

Keep on fucking off....

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

& when you're finished with forever, fuck-off some more!

Hahaha! From @heather2367 in the memes group in case you missed it. Pretty appropriate for us!

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I know this feeling!

Happy Birthday to @RavenCT!!! 🎂🐱💟

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Here's a few presents...

Happy Birthday to @RavenCT!!! 🎂🐱💟

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Happy, happy, joy, joy!

It's my birthday today and I would love some Cat Memes.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Here's a handful!

It's my birthday today and I would love some Cat Memes.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 10, 2018:

All the very best to you! Happy Birthday, dear!

I just received a friend request on Facebook from a woman I went to high school with.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Accept & see what happens???

Has anyone ever noticed that most atheist and agnostics know more about the Bible than most ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Yep! Quite often atheists came from religious backgrounds & had at least some grounding in the bibble, & as they lost faith they often went to the 'source' for reinforcement, only to be further disillusioned! Many atheists see it as a part of history/mythology/psychology, & thus of some worth in that respect. & many have studied the bibble as defense against the "cherry-picking" many apologists do with their holy book!

I was at the Fitness Center, working out with my trainer.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Even the ATM would laugh at you!

Men you can't live with them and you can't kill them.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Well, I know who not to try & date!

So wise...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Or so I'm told...

This is the reason.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

True dat!

Black graduates are faced with the bitter choice of either working for free, for the bare minimum, ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

It appears that apartheid never died!

Today I heard some thunder and it was NOT raining... Stevie Nicks is full of shit.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Well, if you live in "The Valley' (Phoenix area) one quite often hears thunder with no rain right where one is. Our monsoon storms can be very localized, so it usually means it's raining somewhere, even just a mile or so away. & Stevie is from these parts, so...

How to impress a woman...or not. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Would dinner & a show work better?

Late Night With Seth Meyers-Orange Privilege, Pornhub's Award Shows [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

"...red carpet is a category..." LOL!

Full Frontal-Bad Boy Roundup: Manafort & Don, Jr. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Fruit doesn't fall far from the tree!

The Daily Show-Team Trump's Plot to Block Legal Immigrants From Citizenship [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

The more than comes up in this administration the harder it will be to fix. We have to have a 'Blue Wave' to at least put some kind of brake on this corrupt administration!

Virga. ˈvərɡə Rain visibly falling from a cloud that evaporates before it reaches the ground.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 9, 2018:

That word is well known in my neck of the 'woods'! as is... ha·boob həˈbo͞ob/Submit noun a violent and oppressive wind blowing in summer, especially in Sudan, bringing sand from the desert. We get a few of these every 'monsoon'!

TWITTERPATED: twit-ter-pat-ed.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

LOL! The first movie I saw in the theater & a term I still use, on occasion!

He's probably available for this Saturday.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

He's probably available every Saturday! & Sunday, & Monday, &...

ATHEIST STICKERS -- I have found out the hard way just how loving America's xtians truly are.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Damn shame, & a shame you feel you have to 'neutralize' your vehicle. I actually 'decorate' myself with my tat & my t-shirts, that way if any of these "loving" folk want to comment, they have to do it to my face! I have no problem with a dialogue or real discussion, a la "Street Epistemology", but I dare them to try & actually abuse or bully me in person. Most won't have the courage & have to do shit actions such as what happened to you. I'd like to tell you to stand strong & replace the sticker & even double-down, but I can't ask that of you. Only you can decide if it's worth it. I wonder, as we get closer to elections, if left-leaning political stickers will get the same treatment?!?

Okay.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

This needs to be studied.

Welcome new members nickrussell and Bouchman00. We now have 100 members.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Welcome!

These are pallets of asbestos, sealed with plastic and stamped with the image of the Trump whose EPA...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

https://www.livescience.com/63280-epa-asbestos.html?utm_source=notification

Hello. Just thought I'd introduce everyone to my new lady I'm so so excited and happy.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Now THAT gives me cognitive dissonance!!!

Knock knock.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

"Have you heard the good word...?"

Long ago I discovered that laughter is not always because we find something funny.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

A great narrative, & true in many ways, tho I do disagree with one point. Satire & humor is still alive & well & helping to both push back & alleviate a lot of our current mess. See our current crop of late night hosts...https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews

Well of course he did. How else can these ignorant asshats make their money? [msn.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Yeah, the poor bastards can't get by on their nice salaries, free healthcare & great retirement benefits!

LAte Night With Seth Meyers-Robert Mueller's Birthday, Pssing Match [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Loved the B-Day cake!

The LAte Show With Stephen Colbert- Senator Cory Booker Is Running in 2020.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I've always liked Cory Booker!

Seth Explains Teen Slang: Barack Obama, Movie Pass [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I like these better than his 'Ya Burnt' segments, usually.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Tuck BuckFord Will Not be Silenced! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Tuck Buckford is so tame compared to Alex Jones!

Pet dog saves children from potential rapist.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Not one bit of sympathy, except for the dog. I just hope the would-be rapist didn't give the poor pup stomach problems!

Poor Grandma. Like and share.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Since they've both been dead for some time, fuck it!

1 like = 1 prayer.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

This may help!

The best and Most Offensive show in the history of TV. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

The Gong Show was great! I won't go into the whole story ('stretching' bottles in preparation for the coming Carny season, 24/7 in a little house in Elkton, MD & how we managed that!), but we always took a break to watch this & 'Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman', now there was an 'offensive' show! Can't imagine how it got on past the censors!

I've known a lot of people who just never understood what John Oates contributed to Hall & Oates.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Another good vocalist on this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hApQJ_n447A

CNN Don Lemon To Trump: You're A Racist [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Such a good response! Well done!

I've known a lot of people who just never understood what John Oates contributed to Hall & Oates.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Nice post, Duke! Yeah, Oates was a full partner in this team!

Used to have a girl loved it when I came in her ear.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

She just wanted to hear you cumming!

I just had to share this in case you missed it.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Most excellent! So, are we still waiting for the denouement?

I've been wanting to get a tattoo to convert my surgery scar into a dragonfly, since it already ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I had my defibrillator removed, after many replacements, lead replacements/recalls & the last time the lead having to go up through my jugular vein as the other vein was too full of leads! My scars look like a mass of spaghetti at this point! Maybe a version of the FSM for this area?!?

5 Things to Know About the New Tick Species in the US [livescience.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Tho not really a problem right where I am (tho they can be, further north) I remember them from my days back East, & still loathe these little bastards!

Just one of the many great gift items available on the Landover Baptist Gift shop (a PARODY of ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Ready, willing & able!

Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Stephen Gives A Presidential Make-up Tutorial [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

LMAO!

Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Colbert Meets A Religious Liberty Task Force Special Agent ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Hilarious, & sadly frightening. We so need to get these fools out of office!

Bad science joke 1: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

To get to the under side!

Ever wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke? Or is it just me?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Depends if it's a stomach flu or tequila!

About the timeline of the Earth. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2018:

The second I saw "Niburu Planet X" I was put off! Also, I've covered the 'Pole Shift' phenomenon here a few times, there is no absolute scientific consensus on whether it will actually happen, or the results if it does.

Does the World Fall Apart Without Religion?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Perfect reasons not only for fair tax laws but for the FFRF!

You havent seen me and beer yet ! 53 The average number of gallons of water a camel can drink ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I think that's called, "Get it while you can!"

I had another date last night.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Over the top for sure & acting worse than a pubescent! Definitely old enough to know better! I'm sorry somebody was such an ass to put you through this, even after you asked nicely to stop, unacceptable!

I feel the need to be slapped today

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

You may just get your wish! The slap, that is!

Another CO member.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

One of my sisters & her daughter live in Denver, does that count? Also, my last boss got his law degree there!

Wow, wonder how long it took them to get this picture right.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Not long once the super-glue set!

Yellowstone eruption update: New theory reveals SHOCK Yellowstone power bombshell: The volcano ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Tho views differ, all I've read suggests that whatever the actual 'cause', if Yellowstone does blow it will be cataclysmic, literally! & there is, at this time, no way to predict when. Will make Hawaii look like a scout camp-out! BTW, thanks for posting & keep it up, please!

The next time you start think that our country is falling into ruin, just remind yourself that we ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Toilets really should be supplied by one's "grey-water" from the shower or sink.

The next time you start think that our country is falling into ruin, just remind yourself that we ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Unless you live in Flint, MI or other, usually low-income, communities!

Construction guys make me hot.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I actually usually hope for "in", but whatever!

Okay.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

&, of course, thick skulls!

Well you were right.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Yep, even Eric hates it & rarely shows up. I think it got away from him & he just gave up. I occasionally go back just to steal the few memes that are still decent, but I don't interact anymore & I am no longer a member.

Please like this picture of my old Rolodex.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

I don't think @Admin has figured out what to do with Level 9 or 10. There are no perks listed & I didn't even get the "Congratulations" that came with every other Level attainment from Level 3 on. I'm hoping for X-Ray vision as my Level 9 perk & then a sports car of some sort for Level 10 when I get there in another few years!

Stormy gets tonight's last word...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Al great!

Welcome mat and bship223.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Welcome!

Through Thick and Thin: [patreon.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Thanks for posting here! Please feel free to do so with all of your 'articles.blogs'!

Statistics show that, after age 20, the number of teen pregnancies drops dramatically.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Are you sure there's a correlation?!?

Who is America-Dick Cheney [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Cheney is such a snake, but he still thinks he's righteous! Hell, 'W' still thinks his legacy will be resuscitated in time!

Interesting! [apost.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I never was good at putting up with a crap boss. Sometimes a crap job, 'cause ya' gotta eat, but not the individual. The longest I'd wait was for the paycheck, the longest! (Helps that I was never married or had kids!)

Underwear, pants, THEN go outside… you’d think I’d have this nailed down by now.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Practice, practice, practice!

Who is America-Ted Koppel [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Gee, I would have just said, "You're full of shit!"

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Stephen's Offer For The Newly Jewish Paul Ryan [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Wonder if he can be given a lobotomy at the same time? No, wait, that seems to have already happened!

Idk if we hit the 24hr mark on this one, but it was close. Finally finished.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Excellent!

My daughter-in-law gave me this for my birthday.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

If you could read I might actually be worried!

I can't take it.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Not to make light of your experience, but that is rather amusing. Being offended at something deviant in the "Deviant..." group! Oh, the irony!

My daughter-in-law gave me this for my birthday.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Ah, 'Dorf on Snark'!!

I get so excited when finds like this surface.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Stunning find!

Just a personal note: Got my Agnostics.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Congrats! You need to post a pic of you in the shirt! Sort of a tradition.

[youtube.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

May as well take it to the extreme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BpTBLPQUFo

The Dog Who was an Official Prisoner of War [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Why are Dalmatians the Traditional Dog of Choice at Firestations? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUcV-nTnc-w

Late Show With Stephen Colbert-How Mueller Sparked Trump's Latest Twitter Fit [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

This administration has been absolute gold for comedians & absolute crap for the rest of us!

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert-Daddy's Little Contradictor [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Is the whole family just that stupid??? Never mind, that is fairly self-evident!

This guy is having trouble thinking outside the box.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Or he's thinking of the wrong box!

I'm sure every one of you fuckers can see yellow on this pie chart, right?

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Duke, tone those colors down!

I would like to offend you. [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

All right, you heartless bastard! I threatened this before with the Pat Boone post, this time... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2 - CollegeHumor [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

The Ann Coulter!!! LMAO!

now pay attention...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

& if they continue to stand that close, so are they!

Sesame Street Comes to Shreveport Note the typo in line 2 below the photo.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

He was probably a real diva on the set!

Welcome new members strgn, BeccaVA, and MrTallman

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Welcome!

This one is for you SukiSue, courtesy of my French Canadian buddy with the delightfully twisted ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Rather short-sighted of him!

Proof That Jordan Peterson is Dishonest - Cogent Canine [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I tried to add Obfuscation as a tag & was told it contained bad language!!! OMd!!!! That is hilarious!

Religious Freedom

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Another example!

Cross-posted from the Memes R Us Group. Yes, I made this.

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

"I'm singin' in the rain..."!

I've been failing to offend in responding to previous posts, so I'm striking out on my own to ...

phxbillcee comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I, unfortunately, have heard this monstrosity before! Never again! You are a sick, sick person!