Another Offender has a shiny new 8! Whoo hoo! Say congrats to @misskathleen! She moderates the ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Congrats!

Best of Francesca Stavrakopoulou Amazing Arguments And Clever Comebacks Part 2, Agatan Foundation ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Here's Part 1 Best of Francesca Stavrakopoulou Amazing Arguments And Clever Comebacks Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IoHx8NA6nQ

Fucked up pro-lifers.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Has to be done! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

She could have at least braided it for him.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

The leg hair would've been almost as long!

Commitments

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Yay, tRumpcare!

Writing something

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Good one!

Every time I post this I lose an East Coast friend.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

NOT a winter person. If I want snow in the winter I can visit Flagstaff, just 2 hours north!

Anybody else a procrastinator.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Tho I can't think of a single artist who works like this, still kinda funny!

I have mixed feelings about the Dalai Lama, but I can get behind this particular statement.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Sometimes he doesn't talk out of his ass. Less than most religious leaders, anyway!

Not just an end to loneliness.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I'm a skeptic, so magic really doesn't enter into it. Companionship, laughter & hopefully love are the things I look for!

Important plans.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I wish I wouldn't do this so often, but it's all the cat's fault!

Summertime fun!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Things are so different, now. If I go to a concert I want assigned "seats", shade, close-by beer vendors (or wait-staff!), & likely 'misters'! & of course, any more, that comes with a 2nd mortgage!!!

Email as passive aggression.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

All of the above!

The news is bad for my health.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Cognizance leads to stress, stress leads to death. It's that simple...stop thinking!

Stop the circus! Remove the ringmaster. Retire the elephants.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

In other words...VOTE!

[youtube.com] Space Forcing Families Apart

phxbillcee comments on Jul 18, 2018:

this guy is great!

Isn't it obvious?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

All the above, but initially, I just couldn't buy the stories. None of them made sense, even to a 10-11 yo. So, at first, I just sorta drifted away & didn't even think about it for years.

Adding More Grief to a Sad Situation

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Oh, well. May as well turn it into one of these, then!

I Agree Completely

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I usually say "Fuck It" & then relax!

I'm not trying it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Yeah, the old 'Sea Hunts' 'bout did me in, too! Then I started smoking weed & my lung capacity saw me thru the full episode!

They Are on a Roll

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Nice responses!

A difference of opinion.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Uh, if there's a pregnancy I don't think y'all took it slow enough!

Those infomercials are getting weirder.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

You always hurt the one you love?

It Probably Will Not Happen

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

What the fuck! You gotta be shittin' me!

Clever warning.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I am a bit 'thorny', maybe that's why I'm so horny!!!

Hello, 911?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaivdlEBl8w&t=148s

This is Me

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I tend to have both, sometimes at the same time!

Sad but all too true.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Just preparing the way for Cthulhu!

Definitely a trump supporter!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Pshaw, They don't kill them, they just squeeze them 'til they pee. That's where they get that crappy flavor! (Plus, the stuff was invented at Florida State, so they had a lot of gators going to waste as the college girls weren't using handbags as much!)

Jim Jefferies Doesn't Understand Americans, Jimmy Kimmel [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

BTW, his Netflix special is pretty good, I recommend it!

Hi interesting group as a teenager. Mine was Ozark Mountain Daredevils.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

They were fun!

Curious about this...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Uh,...

My wish list...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

In that order?

I don't know who did this but I love them.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

One last thing, should have changed it to FauxNews!

Yeah. You do that.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Ok, a quick few...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Great picks, Rudy!!!

The 1% suck!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Yeah, but sugar is still cheap!

Well that's interesting.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I see Walmart has expanded their inventory some!

I think I'd have to read this story.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198246/Ling-Gu-death-Ferrari-crash-covered-Chinese-officials.html

I think I'd have to read this story.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Details, I want details!

Just having some fun.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I hope they're not smoking the seeds! That can give you a headache! (Or, so I've heard!!!)

Surprise...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

You can see why...

Been there...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Like @MissKathleen said, "made you"??? After you bragged about your 'constitution'!?!

Oral storytelling.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Must be smokin' some heavy shit if they're telling stories about Tennessee hillbillies!

Don’t be a hater.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I thought that was her way of saying how many L'l John songs she knew???!!!

Parents! You need to do this!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Oh, excellent life lesson! That's why this is so great... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz56prGBiS8

Good Advice

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY&t=29s

How did he know?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - writer and philosopher George Santayana. & our nation has a serious case of Attention Deficit Disorder!

I can hardly wait for the great defeat scene.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Excellent! Stolen!

Trumps new porn video

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Don't think tRump would look that good in leather!

What is your favorite holiday?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

OK, then...

Lab tested!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Considering they will eat 'nuggets' out of the cat box, live kittens, & about whatever else they find...

I'm not sure this makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

This is Rudy's 'Spirit Animal', & yes, it would "eat" yours!!! LOL!

Love the sound this ball makes

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Not really that often, tho I was repeatedly the target! I was a quick little bugger that wasn't fond of pain or embarrassment! & I had a wicked side-arm with that thing to send it back!

I looooooooooove this one

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Yeah, it'll likely be Russian. & the same here! tRump will sell us out! He doesn't "tell what many of us lack the balls to say", he spouts whatever crap gets into that puny brain of his & what he thinks his base will swallow. He's a proven liar & traitor!

We don't need no education......

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

If you learned how to turn 'wenches' instead you wouldn't have to chase hookers unless they tried to hold out on you!

I wonder how bad this can get

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Good one, Rudy!

It looks like it is true

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Just like tone of voice, or even punctuation...

Lite/light is a travesty not a beer

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I so agree! Tho, Coors Light is even worse! That's adding water to water! I can't abide light beers, tho, if that is all that's available, I will 'drown' my scruples!!!

Another taco Tuesday

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Perfect start to any date!

It burns! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I would just state beforehand that I would not swear on a bible or use god in any oath. (That includes the Pledge, I skip "under god"). I will state, "So help me." or "I so swear." or whatever they want, But a god, or even satan (tho this is a funny) would not be part of it!

Does he exist?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Looks like we've been waiting even longer than 2000 years!!! LOL!

And Suddenly...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Just to be a pedant... https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/espresso-vs-expresso-usage-history

Progress is Being Made

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Yeah, as I really should have stopped at the bathroom on the way!

Bad Hombre

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

What's strange is they both smell like dicks & pussies at the same time! (No disrespect to pussies intended!)

In Case You Did Not Know

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Ah, so this is apt...

I Can Relate

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I'd say no just because I don't drive on the left-hand side of the road! Plus, I don't think I look quite that 'weaselly'!

Otis Redding - These Arms Of Mine [youtube.]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Pure classic!

Elvis Costello & The Attractions - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Great tune, great artist!

Probably familiar to everyone, but it becomes more relevant as time passes.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I think the last is even scarier than I found Nixon at the time! & that's saying something!

Different beliefs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Great choices!

Putin's bitch.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Oh, LMAO! So, so true!

Difference between states

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

The girl is disappointed there's no AR-15 inside! The boy is just a bit wuss. I was born in San Diego (Balboa Park Naval Hospital), any fears I had, & there were probably many, I made sure to confront them one way or the other. Didn't always work out well, but I'm not scared of much now. Except maybe our government, & even that's more apprehension & a sense of impending doom!

Tell me why she doesn't like Mondays.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Even tho it was yesterday!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

Fuck the pope!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

So good & so 'acquired'!

Middle ground fucks are hard to come by these days.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I usually aim for the middle. Women tend to be more receptive in that area!

Oh Joseph, get over yourself.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Get cuckolded just one time & have to raise another's son & the guy just can't get over it!

Just do it with the whitie tighties

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Judging from the "Granny Panties" I think we have a case of 'Senior No-Shame' going on here!

Behold...turn about is fair play

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

NO! Close the whole damn thing! Hell it should be closed before you flush!

It would be nice once in a while

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Ask & ye shall receive!

Who is America (Sasha Baron Cohen)-Kinderguardians [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

She is such a fool & a tool, & I don't believe her for a second. Palin is a publicity whore & will jump at any chance for air-time, especially as most are just so over her! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VNEJrsaOJk

Who is America (Sasha Baron Cohen)-Kinderguardians [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LjwRRO9fk

Who is America (Sasha Baron Cohen)-Kinderguardians [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

The pheromone Blink-182!!!! Oh, LMFAO!!!

Who is America (Sasha Baron Cohen)-Kinderguardians [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

Catch the children before they develop a conscience & they will be better soldiers!!!! Holy crap!!! & that fool is serious!

Jimmy Fallon-Trump Meets With Putin [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I guess Jimmy's ok, but I think Seth does a much better job with his monologue & especially bits like "A Closer Look"!

A Closer Look-Trump's Summit With Putin [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I'd just love tRump to go to Ireland & tell them they're part of the U.K.!!! It is amazing that a president of the US could be so damn clueless. Hell, it's amazing a grown 'man' could be so clueless!!!

Safety first!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2018:

& this year's Darwin Award goes to...

Link to Firefly 1st episode: As no one showed I'll plan on Sunday night to show this one.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I'll stick with my fedoras, thanks!!!

45 winks to Vlad [media.crooksandliars.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Folks, don't get all worked up! It's just young love! (Hold on, I think I'm getting sick a little bit!)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Like he really cares!!!

"Fuck it" has helped me through a lot of situations.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

The all-purpose go-to!

Trump is Putin's Bitch

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I'm pretty sure his are brass!

Two Christians Claim on Radio Show That Donald Trump’s Critics Are “Not Human” – Friendly ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

This has been going on for generations, I won't say these folk are not human, I will say they are whacko to the extreme!

Remember, somthing importantly!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

I guess we can tell what rates with parents!

It is Helpful

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Duct tape helps so many ways!

Thanks for the Information

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

So do horses!

For those into lame cutsie memes ;)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Camera man: Obviously!

Sorry! Not sorry!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

At least I know I'm not alone! Well, as far as immaturity goes, anyway!

And that'[s on a good day.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Well, I did masturbate first!

Santana - Santana (1969) (Full Album) [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Probably should have posted this yesterday, perfect Sunday afternoon album, tho it does a lot for a Monday, too!