I still listen...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2018:

& a very partial list, unfortunately!

I Don't Know. Rub Spinach On It?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2018:

He may have worn it out masturbating. Just look at those forearms!

No means no.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2018:

I had a copy of the billboard alone, which was funny enough. This just raises it to a whole new level!

Seems that way.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Well, something seems to be saying she can't drive worth a shit!

Gotta Sign Up

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2018:

VOTE! In the primaries & the general, in the mid-terms & come 2020! Just Vote!

OK, I will try this again.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Sorry, folks. My fault...this was just a 'throat-clearing' before I actually did start to post. there never was a link here, just crossing my fingers for the subsequent posts!

If You Don't Want To Be Called A Fascist, Stop Supporting Donald Trump, A Fascist - SOME MORE NEWS ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Tho I already posted it when it came out, if you missed it, here's the previous video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIN8oxnw__I

Brilliant....love Deadpool....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Love it! Reminds me of the disaster of trying to turn Vegas into a 'family-friendly' venue!

Hahaha.....................

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Oh, what a lovely twist! Kudos!

America the stressed-out.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Found it was a lot easier to do some of this when I was younger. Friday night I was always up for, no matter how long I worked!

some people are always trying to pretend that getting drunk and knocked up worked out well for ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I am so glad I shoot blanks! (&, hate to say it, but...that I'm male!)

In detention

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Unless she was an ass before that, I'd reward her! I'd still tell her it was a great come-back, no matter what!

Good advice

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

When I was a kid I lived down the street from a family with 14 kids! Don't know if it stopped there. Even back then I thought it was funny as hell that everyone said how good the Father looked for having all those kids! He was a cop & was seldom home, no wonder he looked so good!

Caps lock.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Then have to erase the whole dang thing & start over! If I was a better typist I'd watch the screen instead of the keyboard & catch it right off!

This could be...honestly....a REAL MODERN DAY MIRACLE!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

He's just looking for something for autoerotic asphyxiation!

LOL ....if only it were legal!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

The chubby ones will be tonights Bar-B-Que!

oh, the irony....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

LOL! At least it's not 'Lance'!!!

A little Mona Lisa humour... I'm lacking motivation to clean the bathroom...so I'm doing this....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Not to pick a nit, but shouldn't it be Mona humor?

Deputy Dan has no friends.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

SWAT teams are one thing, street patrols & even most crowd control should be much more low-key, or you risk escalation every time!

That's some goose!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Figures it's Australia!

New model electric toothbrush.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Looks like a prototype to me!

Took me a second.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Serve Amazon right when it's all charged & they can't collect!

Better be ready!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

As if you want to speed up the little rug rats!

Looks like it to me, too.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Love it!

And you think you're exhausted....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Yeah, from avoiding other people's kids!!! LOL!

For me having good memories keeps the mind at peace.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTMWNWrE3Uc

LOL...no that's funny.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Good morning, but you're still not my type!

Payback is a bitch..lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I knew the cat would get him back! Bet it doesn't end here!

Rotflmao...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

R'amen! Plus, not a woo-worshipping, SJW with no sense of perspective or appreciation of humor or irony!

Gold-plated asshole.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

The second is great, but that first is so right on! This guy was brought up with money & has the taste of a crack-whore who won the lottery! (or, her pimp!)

Get with the PLAN.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

& then the workers organized & said, "Fuck this shit!"

Ironically, this itself was sure to have offended some people... ?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Give 'em one of these!

Then God said.....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Too busy appearing on toast!

Damn, I want one....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Might spook the postal carriers just a bit, but you might receive fewer bills!

LOL ..................

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Oh, such a 'stable genius'!!!

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phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Blasphemy! & extremely bad taste (& bad tasting!)

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phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

But, but, we were founded on xtian values & the 10 commandments!!! LOL! Revisionist history of the first order!

One of my faves SIMPLY RED - Holding Back the Years (Live Cuba 2005) [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Absolutely great tune & voice! Tho this may have been overplayed, I still love it, too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTcu7MCtuTs

WTF is wrong with people?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Yep, cognitive dissonance as bad as the theists! (Catch all the Best of Late Night & News here! https://agnostic.com/group/BestofLateNightNews [shameless plug!])

Just two more Trump memes for the day

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Both good, the second is hilarious!

Occasional Masturbation?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Ah, a lefty!

A little Scottish humour....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Being Scots-Irish, I approve this post!

Ah ha!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

In the FE scenario, I don't see how an eclipse could even occur. Of course, I can't figure how most of their "explanations" really work out!

I had 4, so I approve this meme...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I'm from a family of 5 kids, but I was the first, so it's not my fault! (Tho I was the black-sheep for decades! LOL!)

When the walls start closing in

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Right on, Rudy!

The future....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I try to tell all the ladies that I'm packin' 'Doom', just doesn't seem to impress!!!

Cracked me up....I guess so!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

'there's a little brown spot in my shorts today...' (to the tune of "There's A Little Black Spot On The Sun Today")

Someone to believe in?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDWwxNDnPoU&t=2s

What a bad way to honor him....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Tone deaf on so many levels!

Every day is Sunday for me!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Still miss that show!

teehee.....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

The celery is enjoying that far too much! Come to think of it, so is the guy!

Damn you clouds

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

SEE!!! It proves god is out to get you atheists! LOL!

Not a happy ending

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

LMAO!!!

How do they fall for his shit?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Good one, Rudy!

I was perusing the sacrilege in my Twitter feed this morning and found these.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

All good, & I 'acquired' a few!

That's a very different message ???

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Goes well with this...

Child's play

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Love it! (& just have to...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68

One for the team

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Should be the other way around, but seems to all too often fall short!

I call it MML...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

MML? Menopausal Memory Loss? Well, some have called you a... LOL!!!

I call it MML...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I've gotten much better at this!

Stay out of the bathroom!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

He will in a few hours! (& yes, this type of corporal punishment is now considered out of bounds, with good reason, but I imagine that many of us lived thru it!)

All the things i needed learn, i learned in preschool, not.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Cute, but Sesame Street wasn't the "School of Hard Knocks". It did a great job in what it did do, IMO, tho I was too old by the time it appeared.

Not sure if this is stupid or clever

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Both!

MC5 - Ramblin' Rose [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Real OG's! Motor City's finest! (& loudest!)

Those vicious vegans

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

The horror!

None of my business

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I never stressed it, but wouldn't be averse in the right circumstances. Haven't been there yet, & probably never will be, but that's just the way things worked out.

Jesus looks familiar

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Obviously, no post yet has received near enough likes. I won't hold my breath!

Painful summer

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

That's why we are on an "Equalizer" plan. Spreads the pain out!

Nighty night!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Ah, if only I was!

Ok everybody.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Veggies when they actually had flavor!

Flirting, nailed it!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Just couldn't bring myself to post Toby Keith! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfHJmgkRzqA

There is always that one friend

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Should be interesting! You know the cat will retaliate, tho, don't you?

Gotta get that exercise in

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I do it for the people!

Never understood the term

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I'll take a jar of those 'squeezin's' tho!

To all the HIGHWAY STARs out there as the night sky turns DEEP PURPLE. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Love(d) this group!

The Lionel Hampton Orchestra feat.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Excellent!

And one for everyone

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Okay, it would be nice to know what meds we can share! Then send the nudes, it would be nice to know what else we can share!!!

And the men

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Something about the ladies

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

All that's true, tho I doubt she'd be drinking Bud!

What does a good atheist say. off note one of the hottest women ever created!:)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Well, she's got the sentiment right & she does seem hot. Now, to show my ignorance...who the hell is it? GOT maybe? (Never seen it)

No. Don't say that

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

& she won't forget!

Bad taste

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Oh, very dank & very good!

Call it what it is.. Discetball

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Basket-disc!

Call it what it is.. Discetball

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Perspective, perspective, perspective!

Tweet from Miley

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Not really a fan, but there is really no comparison!

You want what?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

If I ask out, I'm treating. If it's a regular occurrence we can figure it out.

Wash the car with your kids

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Kid seems to be lovin' it!

Shamelessly pilfered from Facebook atheist meme page

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Or any calamity, disaster or atrocity ever!

Finally! High school calculus pays off.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

45, but go ahead & do that equation as you're going by at 60!

Somebody's got a buzz.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Dang cat is almost turning into a dog!

welcome to kindling @Captain_Feelgood

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Welcome & felicitations!

All the girls get prettier at closing time

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Freddie Kruger in drag?!?

Shhhh.....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Look out behind you!

The book of fiction

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Naw, tho the process can be amusing as well as disgusting!

And ya also get a lump of coal.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

I miss the old days!!! LOL!

We're drunks lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

A family adage...

The fondling father is king of the gropers!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Hell, it seems like he even gropes her!

Stir it up!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Just important to get that shit roilin' good!

My idea of a great picnic!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Well, it IS the breakfast of champions!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Rudy! Dang, I just posted that like 2 hours ago!