“Cannot do sessions within 500 feet of a school.”

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

I'll bet he's lucky if his 'didgeridoo' is four inches long!

That's about right...ugh.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Oh so damn true far, far too often!

Maybe a fence

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Sad to say...

That awkward moment

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

& 'she' seems to be packin' more heat than he is!

Oh no... not again

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Back in there, Vlad! It's still daylight!

And there you have it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

That's not a straw, that's the whole damn bale!

I love this one

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Yeah, this was posted yesterday, so it must be catching on!

Molten Gold by Free [youtube.]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Oh, yes!!!

We are the center of the universe. I wonder who and where these people are.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

6% should be far too many!

Yeah right, Now that's funny

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Not a fan, so I don't see a lot of good in you!

And there it is, the alternate universe.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Good one!

Lmao, how wrong if there is ever a ship named that.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Bad enough that we have a Gerald R Ford Class aircraft carrier! A president never elected!

Yep, that's is what they do.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

That's right, CAP you to death! & MAKE YOU SCARED OF MY...volume? Big letters? Sense of importance?

Breaking News!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Surprised he didn't pick Buck Rogers or Flesh Gordon! He's not really big on the aliens, you know!

Please don't complain about the weather!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Not to my neighborhood! That'll be when the really good weather finally kicks in!

What goes around come back around.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2018:

LMFAO!

I love a good pie chart.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

He's not even a good person. Heck, he may not even really be a real person!

He Has a Great Question

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

If you're going to suspend belief & go with a superhero in the first place, may as well sign on for the mask thing, too!

Watch Out for These

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I seldom call my food "cute"!

The couple that plays together.....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

A modern O. Henry story!

'Murica!......

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

If it's no holds barred on the wrestling, the gospel singing can go from tenor to soprano real quick!

Why I don't update my profile pic...more than once a month.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Ah, a younger photo of you!

Ready, set, go!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Dang, do I have to forfeit? I don't think there are any Midianites left to slaughter!

That night is goen start right now. :) Who's with me?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Don't start without me!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw

Ooo let's get creative & twisted.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Duct tape, plastic sheeting & a hacksaw!!!

It Didn't Go Well for Him

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Poor guy looks so flummoxed!

For the middle-agers

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Like it!

A subtle reminder about our community standards .

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Wimps! Puritans! You can't tell me what to do!!!

I might need it sometime.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Is that Paul Ryan???

An assortment.... Flatulance..bee, baaa, beee, baaa...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

All good!

Some lite reading for the weekend.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Well, the hands are too big & the jacket way too small, other than that, spot on!

When your mom is scrolling through your porn history like ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Thankfully my Mom doesn't know a computer from a nuclear reactor!

Need more parents like this. It's called being honest and real.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

& I'll give a rousing R'amen to that!

Where do I begin.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Dang, girl, I didn't have any of your picks on my "anti-list"! Never get involved with a religious or conservative woman. Never buy my drugs from a house that looks worse than mine. Never count on opioids to cure my chronic pain, but never believe the docs that all of a sudden act like they don't exist for you! Never discount a long distance relationship, as hell, who knows! Never say never, which sorta links into the last one! Never assume I have the final answer! I'm sharp, but by no means perfect. Realize that I may be full of shit! Never again automatically discount the decision to not extend my enlistment. I could have 'used' the service for a bunch of schooling, & still served! Not my brightest move! Watch my tendency to be too much of a "goody-two-shoes" in relationships, & let real experiences pass me by because I was too much a "thoughtful" guy. Idiot, quite often, not necessarily doing the right thing, as being 'righteous', almost as bad as the religious at times! I was far too often a prude, even tho I had been through some very "different" situations! I'd like to say never put myself in the position of taking care of my Mom, & tho I often sorta wish that, she stays home due to my being here. She feels safer & more secure, & I can't take that away from her! A lot of things I did were likely dumb as shit, but I did them, & hopefully learned & experienced.

Dog and His Doc

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

No chance with the kids in his home!

Take a trip.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Surely used to be!

A Genie and His Mom

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Remember the tale of the Monkey's Paw!!!

A Different Kind of Funeral

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Not so much different!

Intergalactic Travel Agency

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

So many are hoping, probe or no!!!

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxxSIX3fmmo

All your memes become mine,they will.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Uh, just copy, hell, that's what I did! Save the killing for, well, whatever...

Does anything need to be said?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Invite your buddies to join you??? No, it's just sad. Wish it was possible to convince them of the ugliness, but, too often, that ugliness in an integral part of them.

So, This is bringing out the nerd in me.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1cDNARuuAk

I'm not a snake if we disagree, but this is one way to describe relationships.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Whole album posted in "Music..."!!!

Know your place, woman.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Well, at least she will hold his hand!!!

How to smuggle alcohol to school

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Oh My Fuckin' Dog!!! The "2nd Amendment" group can use this!

Be real........

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Not bad advice, but a really bad person to take advice from!

Friday the 13th

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Yeah, day after day, doesn't matter the date or day!

Knowing me knowing you....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Not 1 smile!

Happy times....oh the memories...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Happy times, eh? No wonder you were so stoned during these!

Possibly suicidal...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Or just an idiot! Not a good Darwinian strategy!

We be going to hell ?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

A few of those I wonder about, but, if some weird group wants to send me to hell, I figure, let them have their fun. Not something I worry about. Tough to send me to a non-existent place!

God promised...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I don't want obedient, tho good is ok. I don't even need a wife, tho I yearn for a partner! I want a sharp, independent, intelligent woman that will challenge me & still cherish me. I am a sapiosexual, but I have nothing at all against boobs! I love women, I wish more of them loved me! Not a plea, just a statement.

What say you?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Only half right. Excercise helps incredibly, but don't discount the power of naps!

It's all about experience.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

So true. One has to fuck up royally to learn! Gotta do wrong to learn right! Need to screw up to figure out what really works! Plus, makes one's life a hell of a lot more interesting! That I will attest to!

........ :-D

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

This balloon is all over tv & the internet! Does he not see how much he is derided & hated!

I can relate.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

The man was a gem!

I know the feeling.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Once in about 5 years. I need human touch even more than sex!!! I really am dying inside, little by little. I'm here, so I'm trying, & I love the friends I've made, but... not perfect, but close & what came to mind... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P46dB0DXq8

Good advice.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

One can actually do a quad-fectra (superfectra) if one sets one's mind to it!!! I've actually done the last 3 1/2 (hospital, news & jail, with letting my roomies know that it just wasn't worth it to screw with me (not really big enough for "dominance", more than big enough for insanity!!!). I'm not a dad, & I'm fairly sure I haven't "lost" somebody, tho there have been close calls! BTW, I'm much better now!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8KdtJOCzOU

Truer words...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Okay, here's just a sampling (because we're ALL crazy!)...

Truer words...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Yep, got plenty!

Happy Friday the 13th!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/09/the-origin-of-friday-the-13th-as-an-unlucky-day/

Why not .... (is that 10)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Don't understand the heading, do get saying good night/bye! Not sure where you were headed with this!

Makes sense to me

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Hey, Linc, have you been on before, like some time ago? Anyway, dog, get over it & accept hugs & kisses, walks, feedings & bending the rules to let you on the couch &/or bed! I'm not gonna sniff your asshole, either!

Good morning everyone! What are we going to be offended by today?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Hey, Jackie! Just Congressional idiocy (nothing really new) & presidential instability (this, too!), & not so much offended as disgusted & queasy! We are heading downhill!

Survey says a lot of men are clueless

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

What, men with serious issues? Men who have no balls so they lash out at women to compensate? & why the hell are you asking what men think on this subject, unless it's, "How do you keep those proto-humans in line?"!!! & that was a nice come-back, by the way!

Fun with junk mail

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Have the proper return address showing & fill that puppy up!

@Blindbird this is for you. (L)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Very, very apt!

Signs that your dog is involved in a sex scandal...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

For a dog, it's not a scandal! That's why they call him a dawg!!!

When the cat hangs out too long in the hood...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

You would have to seriously drug that cat to get it to sit still long enough for that to happen! I'm thinking some kind of photoshop is much more likely!

Most important post today

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Sorry, Ron. No share! Your post just isn't 'attractive' enough, somewhat like you, I'm afraid!

not based on actual events in my life

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Even tho I'm (very) single now, I've never cheated while in a relationship. I may end one, if something changes majorly, but I just won't be a cheat. Now, it's not like I'm so adorable women throw themselves at me (or, now, even in my general direction!), but I surely look, but don't touch, just as in most museums. I know how I'd feel if the situation was reversed.

Two prizes in one!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

A bit awkward, should probably corral those babies. I knew a 'girl' that had two nipples on her left breast, I doubt she wears tops like these, now!

My favorite color

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Me, tho I have both black jeans & tees, only wear black in the evening, most especially in the summer. The Phoenix summer sun will smack your butt big-time if you wear black during the day! Some do, & more power to them, but I have seen a very big difference in heat transference when I wear black during the day.

I am asking for suggestions and opinions.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Firstly, best of luck at the hospital. Secondly, I "house/cat" sit for my sis & BIL when needed. I check food water, feed the canned to indoor & the outdoor. I make sure the litter box is clean. I try to hang out for a bit so they have some company, if they want, again, both in & out. If you can trust anyone to come out to your place to at least check in on your cats, that is the best, from my experience, anyway!

Please try again to get on my web... [www.dovisart.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

You can get thru via @RavenCT's link below. You have a distinct style that I really like! Keep up the great work!

I'm feeling lucky today.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/09/the-origin-of-friday-the-13th-as-an-unlucky-day/

Ch ch ch ch....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/09/the-origin-of-friday-the-13th-as-an-unlucky-day/

A must for every split level home

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Almost looks as if there's a switch on the right-hand banister of the stairs! Maybe that side is really an escalator???!!! Easy up & down!

Support group?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Looks like a Procrastinator's Club meeting!!!

As long as it's your dog and not your son

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Yeah, sleeping & kids, can the two coexist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA

@phxbillcee Since the way to a man's heart is thro his stomach......enjoy

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Why me??? LOL! Actually, not even the nastiest food out there by a long shot! Bon Appetit!

How romantic

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I'm more than likely to walk into a Mexican!!! (live in Phoenix!!!)

Unanswered questions........ How do they get the oil out of the babies?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

A baby press...

Welcome to kindling @bleurowz!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Welcome!

Hello friends, for many years now, my depression has kept me from caring about much of anything.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

We all have to start somewhere! Every step forward is not a step back, into the abyss, so keep it up! More power to you & my sincerest best wishes! Come on here to talk or vent anytime you need to, most of us have been there!

Tish, speak French!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Only got 3 likes, but I wonder how many folks stole this!!!

How to be black...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I think the three in back already read it!

Lavese las manos.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

He left his wallet at home, so he's usin'...

???????????

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Oh, look at all the ugly people! (Sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby!)

2 assholes....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

& sexual predators! They are both POS's!!!

Take it everywhere...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I'm curious in what circumstances he leaves his penis behind!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Here's fuckin' chocolate, pretend it came outta ass!!!

The Dark Path

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Aw, bull, ...it's just another... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

The Dark Path

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Dude! You are on a marathon here!!!

Illogical and Irrational Fears

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

That's right! They are just as likely to kill you, trip you, wait for you to die to eat you, ignore you, snub you or laugh at you as any other cat!!!

The History of Friday the 13th

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

What? & that isn't???

Jesus takes paternity test. Turns out he is the father, the son, and the holy spirit.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkG4oIPT7tU

Another Law of Physics

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Shouldn't that be 'Mewton's' Third Law???

A Different Plot

phxbillcee comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Now, if only there was no Walmart!