"These atheist fools ..."

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Around & around & around we go!

Heh. Don't ask if you don't want answers....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Sandtanna; Blood, Sweat & Jihad; Camel Springfield; Djin Day; The Guess Who Gets Beheaded;...

How lovely ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Hole-y amazing!

That's one way to entice new people...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Almost looks like a refinery rather than a water park!

How does he clear the zipper at the urinal?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Have him get it stuck in a bike sprocket; when he gets the reconstructive surgery he can get an enlargement, too!

This is old but still funny.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Ah, but the orange-one, Cheeto-in-Charge, has alternative facts to fit his imaginary "stable genius"!!!

How did this happen?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Oh, My Fuckin' Rock & Roll!!! Is that the new interrogation method at Gitmo!!! Dude, I just cannot like this, far too painful! (Of course, having sex is not like trying to fuck a bike!!! At least not to my recollection!)

Can't wait for your next party

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I'd like a good old-fashioned Irish wake, please! Plenty of whiskey & bullshit!

Television popularity

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Oh, I was watching a tv show? (Sorry, got distracted for a minute!)

I found it!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Make the needle big enough & that proverbial camel would have no problem getting through the eye!

Taking the quiz...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWNKHi2joJE

Keb' Mo'- Am I Wrong [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Great album, great artist!

How many of you pronounce the "t" in often?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I "often" do, tho I try to keep the 't' soft. That would be near impossible if it wasn't paired with an 'f'!

Say what! Til death do us part.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Yes, dear, of course, I promise, dear, anything you say, dear. (Nail that sucker closed, now!)

When you wanna please Allah, but you also wanna please Abdullah.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

She could get stoned for that! (Hell, I'd get her stoned!!!)

Whenever some religious person says I'm going to Hell!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Snickers is snickering, neigh?

Empty tomb in the digital era.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

We don't even have agreement in the "eyewitness" testimony!!!

Perhaps the alleged “one true church” should take a leap of faith and take their rod down? Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I'd say you were technically correct, but I don't see many churches admitting they were wrong...about anything!

My kinda woman!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I don't want to walk in your shoes, it would make it harder to follow you & maintain this view!

Relationship goals...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

How about if he's savage & fucks you humbly? Guess that doesn't have the same ring to it!!!

Damn straight!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Let's hear it for commando!!!

Ah you sneaky men...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Well, shouldn't there be some reward for being a nice guy???

He took my job as a superhero though...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

No truth, no justice is the new American Way!

A little archeological humour...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Originally funny!!!

Taking pictures...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

This is rich!!!

Makes sense to me.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Dang, that Dad looks a lot like Spiro Agnew! (To all of us old enough to remember!)

Oh, Ken Ham.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Nice comeback! he is such a fraud!

Lmao, don't say something you might regret.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Woke up two weeks later in traction!

Reigning hide and seek champ

phxbillcee comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Well, him & "god"!!!

Alex Jones is the definition of stupid.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The "atheist higher-ups"!!! LMAO! I guess the ones that write all of our instruction manuals! Have you ever tried to get atheists to all go in the same direction? Worse than trying to herd cats! Look at the differences just on this site, alone!!! &, BTW, atheist means atheist, idiot. If one doesn't believe in a god, he's not believing in a satan character, either! You dumbshit psycho!

He's not really a multi-tasker.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Not to mention all the lost keys I need to help find!

God: ..."The end will be signaled by Trump / Pence". John: .."What, Trumpets?" ....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

LMAO!!! Good one!

Sure, That Will Be Fine

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Gives it a little character!

Looks Familiar

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

& in High Fantasy, they look like New Zealand!!!

I Think He Has a Fixation

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Yes, but he would know! I think his race left his ass behind!

Oh, Well....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Of course, his son needed a hand!!! (What? Too soon??? LOL!)

Just About Finished

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Wait for it...

No Problem

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

LOL! & broke those damn windows out, too!

A Matter of Balance

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

& her counterpoint...

Let Those Go

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Unfortunately, mine seldom fly away, they usually come home to roost!

Watch Out...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUEDVMOMY24

She is Fierce

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

She is such a treasure!

You Don't See This Often

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Great photo!

We all know somebody like this.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Or, many somebodies!

Reminds me of Chapelle when he played the black white supremist

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBC-9k3y1ew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7oXFmuUHLQ

Back to doggie dry humping

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I guess this explains why my Dad kept swearing his prosthetic wasn't where he left it!

We need some darker humor

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Well, you can bet he has a boner, anyway!

At my age...Let's not do it

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

At least lukewarm. No obvious warts or lesions. Not embarrassed enough not to serve it!

This one pains me because he is a hell of an actor

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Yep, & funny & personable as hell in interviews, just goes to show you can never tell!

These remedial readers aren't what they used to be

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Are those bonus dicks uncircumcised?

Green eggs and ham?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I'd be a bit leery of green prunes, too! & green eggs & ham, for that matter!

Don't laugh kids -- you'll be lucky to reach this age.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Now it would be the same if I was having sex, for many of the same reasons!!! But, as I am very single, it's just trying to get out of bed without a forklift!

Can you feel the love.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

A match made in Moscow!

For my possum friends, you know who you are.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Ugly damn things...

It says so inn their book.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Well, Mary told a little lie!

If only this would happen.. priceless

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

It wouldn't be just a shoe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxNprnas7i8

This does include man boobs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Party pooper!

Don't pack your tooth brush.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

But, did the earth move?

Mary lost her lamb

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Just say you're starting a business...

My girl is not allowed to drink milk ... because milk has vitamin D ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Talented & with an undeniable ear for talent, just a real"D" himself!

Come on, just guess

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Well, I don't think it's St Swithin's Day, so,...

Try getting out this one shit head.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Always pays to be polite, you never know who you're screwing with!

Load me up

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Pastures of plenty!!! (Still love this classic!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMHRayIRMvE

In more ways than one

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

& some are more like herpes, their love is contagious!

Who the hell knew?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMVqIEsTxh4

Oooooo burn!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

So is something else...

What a little slap in the butt will do

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Of course, that's about all they can do for each other. Anatomically correct they're not!

So much to choose from and yet...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I didn't "have" to be. Just seems like a good idea so much of the time with so many of the people!

Skeptics, huh?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Ah, skeptical about skepticism!

They don't all wear capes

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Could use a little 'manscaping'!!!

Very accurate.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Puritanism & hypocrisy are alive & well & living in the USA!

Jesus saves!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The 'original' "jesus saves" joke... Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

The irony hurts.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The absolute cluelessness & tone-deafness is amazing!

The correct way.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Would not have wanted to have been your roommate!

But what for?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

That's your home-video starring my wife!

Well, that's something.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Home is where the pipe is!

But not in a box.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Well, if you do so with that particular pumpkin you get a deflated plastic bag! Somehow doesn't seem as fun!

A little round in the bump.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The old girl has curves in all the right places!

Testing out the new website colors! After a lot of work, we are rolling out the ability to change ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Always liked purple!

Why I Want a Republican to Replace Trump.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I understand your reasoning, disagree with your conclusions & still believe we need to lean more towards the Dems, tho they are just as corrupt. Some of the problems we've been facing transcend even the crap from this particular administration & the Republican cabal. We, now more than ever, need to get money out of politics if we the people are to have any real say in our governance!

Brushing up on my politics

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

He'll be in a medium he's familiar with!

Double standards?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Hypocrisy lives on in the spineless one! & all his cronies!

A friend asked me what my sign was yesterday. I wish I had seen this!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

May not get a date that way, but it was likely just as well!

I want this library!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

It's a start!!! (gotta admit, makes me a bit jealous & a bit horny!)

Ladies -- this is your big chance.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

& remember how many women either are serious penpals, or actually marry convicted serial killers in prison, so this isn't outside the realm of possibility!

Four posts from today screwed up again! & I made a point to double-check them after I posted & they ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Even in my comment here "c o m" disappeared! That's worse than losing "th in" & "ta ll"!!! @Admin, my millions of fans depend on me! (Well, my hundred or so, anyway!!!)

God is a woman who ejaculated the whole universe into existence when she masturbated in the ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Not my job, prove your premise! Tho I do like your scenario better than a lot of creation myths!

A boy and his dogs! (Ginger, Sundance & Icarus)

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Dang, that guy sure changed his name a lot!!! (LOL!)

Good morning fellow heretics

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Oh, btw, Good Morning, @Freespirit64!!!

How immature of her.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I'm sure it broke her heart!

I can never get these right.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Lrt's get healthy together, Duke!!!

Legal in CA, now there are double the DUIs

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

So the state gets income from taxes & penalties!

Somebody's watching you!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

'It's' Daddy!

Yeah, I don't remember that.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

But I wish I had! She would have loved it!

...and feels all better now.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Tho, sometimes you just can't help yourself!

Too true......

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Oh, so true!!! LOL!!!

I didn't think that was low sodium...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I was always told it tasted salty???

Birth control has its uses.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Obviously! It produced these two shits! & their father!!!

Guys like bad girls too!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

What amazes me is the number of women who leave the damn lid up! I make sure to put the seat & lid back down, why doesn't the damn lid count???

Karate Kat!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Cats are born ninjas!