Cat in the Hat says:

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Excellent!

This is no lie LOL

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

& they wouldn't even text other cats unless it was to make fun of us hoo-mans!!!

Cat in the drawer.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Is that his/her drawer, or are they all his/hers?

How much time do you spend on Agnostic.com per day?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I'm on disability, unfortunately, with a lot of time on my hands. This site, in my opinion, offers a lot, & I try to give back. I've met a few good friends here, tho still not love, or even a reasonable facsimile!!! Not, giving up, tho, & not even the reason I'm on so much, as this site is about so much more. So, to finally answer the question, far too much, but I enjoy it, & it combines with my interest on the internet in general! So, dangerous, I guess it depends. Is it hurting other parts of your life? Only you can answer that!

[theatlantic.] Getting academic about da memes.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The end-line, "Memes are us" ("Memes R Us") could also be, as Eric often says (or, used to) "Memes R Life"!!! They are an integral part of 'Culture' (or, culture with a small 'c') now!

Welcome new member Stardust1980

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Welcome!

Meh.........

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

((((HUGS)))) (& a little grope & tickle!)

An old one but still funny

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

& a couple of hookers!

I'm such a fan!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Bukowski was da' bomb!

Some vegan jokes

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

You're being sexist, Rudy, in that first meme, need to be more inclusive...

So that's how you know

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

An oldie, but a goodie!

Suffocate it with both

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I love me some enchiladas, but eating anything exclusively for the rest of my life would be a bore!

It's like the ad wizards are just trying to get fired....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I prefer my coke w/ hookers!

We could use some corporate kindness today

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Of course, over-farming was one of the prime contributors to the dust-bowl!

Hmmm, um, lmao

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Eat me! (LOL!)

Using the poly wog theory.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Mine have moved beyond that & evolved into salamanders!!!

How do I apply?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Pudding has been spoiled for me since the Pill Cosby fiasco!

Do you have Plumber's Crack?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

LOL!

Want fries with that?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Onion rings.

Be ready duck

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Carol will keep an eye out for you!

Are there any Bobby's out there???

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I've never tried to screw a tiger, but some of my dates have been wildcats!!!

Good morning fellow heretics

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Must be her complaining that he's got bigger boobs!

I'm done... this group is turning into shit

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

On a related note, has anyone heard from our peerless leader lately?

I really liked this post.. had to share.. pretty much sums it up for me anyway.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Excellent!

Level 9 - Thought it Would Never Happen. Want to Thank Dan and all my Friends For Their Support.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Congrats!!! You earned it!

This is the German coast guard [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Oh, snap! Good one!

There's a perfect word for everything.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I think many of us on this site are sapiosexuals to at least some extent!

Interesting and depressing... [educateinspirechange.org]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

All had at least something to say. Very well done!

And they're off --

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

& unlike greyhounds, just releasing the "rabbit" wouldn't necessarily get them all moving. Some might chase, others still wouldn't move. Some would decide to nap. That is why the phrase "herding cats" equating with difficulty is so apropos!

What is your opinion about this: Do we each have a type regardless of what we think?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I think we have many types that can be 'right' for us or that we can be attracted to, & not even just at different phases of our life, but at any phase in our life. If you try to limit yourself to just one "type", you're doing just that, limiting yourself. Like saying "I will only date redheads" or something similar. I'll admit I limit myself to one degree, I will only date females. Just the way that is, but within that "type" I'm fairly wide open. Now I probably would limit myself a bit further, I wouldn't want someone that was an evangelical, most likely. I can see nothing but problems. & having at least somewhat compatible political stances would help avoid probable pitfalls. & we all have little 'preferences, such as the redhead example, but I wouldn't let that be a deciding factor.

This is bullshit. That is all. [yahoo.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Pacquiao getting old is BS? That's the article I got through that link, anyway.

It’s No Accident Americans Are Still Broke in a Booming Economy - VICE

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Just as true, if not more so, today!

North Carolina early voting midterms: a diabolical new Republican ploy to suppress black turnout.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Yep, which is why SCOTUS picks are so important, & why the chimera of State's Rights is so troublesome!

The Supreme Court Has Destroyed the Principle of the "Consent of the Governed" - Foundation for ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Interesting, & accurate, article. I do worry about "States Rights", tho. Much more than just blue being bluer & red being redder, I'm reminded of why we ended up with a Civil War, & how bad some places could get to be. If he thinks our current set-up may cause major unrest, which is quite probable, what would happen if it's every state for itself, & would we still be the "United States" for much longer?

Finally an award he alone deserves!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

If it wasn't already gold, he'd gild it! I'm surprised he hasn't had any of his wives done!

Can we get back to bad taste here?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

So that's what they mean by headbanging!

Lying bitch

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Could you imagine the baby of these two???

Imaginary shrinks..

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

So I complained about him to the AMA (Alien Medical Amalgamation!)!

Whoa... That's what you meant

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

That seems like a lot, even for you, Rudy!!! LOL!

Who really needs therapy?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Fake it until you make it!!!

What do you call a gathering at this guy's house? An incelebration

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Of, course...https://bachelorette.com/products/cheap-date-blowup-doll?variant=43346180548=CjwKCAjwspHaBRBFEiwA0eM3kaEY6ahTroa93K5Gz7xyoak3HBXkQO3matyxy3yc7EB0DlQS5o4dixoCwFgQAvD_BwE

I don't dislike porn...I dislike hypocrisy

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Uh, Rudy, that's not 'cameltoe'!!!

Best of David Silverman Amazing Arguments And Clever Comebacks Part 3 [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Best of David Silverman Amazing Arguments And Clever Comebacks Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgpv6NyEqTo Best of David Silverman Amazing Arguments And Clever Comebacks Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMTGB2qrVgg

"Hello 911 ... they over here holding serve".

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaivdlEBl8w

What's your favorite name?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

i don't believe I honestly have any "favorites", tho I'm not a big fan of Donald ATM!!!

Welcome new member Sirena.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Welcome!

Ever wonder what became of Granny from THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES? Wonder no more!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

LOL!

Herbie Mann. Comin' Home Baby. [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Herbie Mann & Duane Allman - Push Push https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj_0su_6_Iw

Canadians. We’re a strange creative bunch.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I may grant many of those statements, but not ALL letters to Santa go to Canada, by any means... https://www.women.com/shannon/lists/p-dot-s-where-do-all-the-santa-letters-go Now, this particular program was dropped, but not the above... https://www.today.com/news/no-more-letters-north-pole-ho-ho-oh-no-wbna34038036

Crinkum-crankum: An elaborate decoration or detail, full of twists and turns, or slang for a ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Then I've been using it wrong all these years! That's what I've been calling mine!

Ohh yeah!! He's bad!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I'll give you 12" & make it hurt! I'll screw you 3 times & slap you upside the head!

Wise words

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Hence, the "Man With No Name". Alone, untrusted, often hunted. Tho I hear he did have a good relationship with his horse!

Not my honey hole!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Isn't that just you an any evenings walk?

Cannabis can help with that.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Knew this was one of yours!

That's how we roll Wilson!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

& that was in L.A.!!!

This is why Melania had the face lift!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

& yet, the evangelicals love him!

Oh that old chestnut

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Why? Was it his adderall?

Time at a Standstill

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

It's what! Dang, I missed a week again. Better catch up on my drinking!

A Short Explanation

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Yeah, really, look at all those short-cuts!

Some of the profile photos on this site..... smdh

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Ya found me out!!! LOL! No, obviously if I was using filters or photoshop I wouldn't look like this!!!

I did it! I made it! Thanks for helping me get to Level 8, everyone!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Way to go!!!

I'm not feeling tired so I'm making a book about stardust.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

This??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2fbOAyNOpM

I found this interesting... [facebook.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I did, too! Thanks!

Honestly I think the ugliest part about her is her personality and job...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

LMAO!

Welcome new member Peteo

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Welcome!

I shouldn't have laughed...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Grandma wasn't letting on!

Why not? It seems legit to me.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

It can surely be a religious experience!

Shakespeare

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Gotta get me one of those!

Selective Hearing

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

LOL! Who's a good boy?

Good planning.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Rub rub you long time, Joe!

The Plan is Set

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Better hope it's at a comfortable walking pace, or your little ass will fall right off!

Cat Anatomy 101

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

There's a reason for that!

You girlies know how to do it!?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Men tend to use the forest as the leaves are bigger!

What if it turns out that the 72 virgins are all of the wrong gender?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Or species!!!

Is this the best essay ever written on the subject "Oh God I'm coming!"?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

LMAO! Why a 'D'??? Unless this is a high-schooler!

If you post this on social media, there is 100% chance someone in your family will disown you.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I should be so lucky!!! LOL

Kinda cold

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I'm sure she figured that out as soon as you undressed!

CW That look you get when...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Why have a dog do a man's job?

Priest alert

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's what made the kid cry in the first place!

Don't push your luck.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Just avoid the plantains!

Blasphemy!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

An imaginary & victimless crime!

I Was Wondering

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

It is now!

Not Done Yet

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

May end up being a long-term project!

Let Me Think About This

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Use it or lose it, fool!

Who Raised Them?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

In almost all cases, it's the human's fault!

The Letter S

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Sounds super!

New Exercise Ball

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Imagining all the reasons you have two!

Pastors say God needs our . Why doesn't God just write another Bible?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Same as it ever was!

Good planning.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Happy endings guaranteed?

Do they realize what they're saying?

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

don't believe I've ever stopped! LOL!

Hmm...let me think about it.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Needs a "maybe" & an "ask me later" button!

Grammar matters.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Grammar is important!

Oh just f@;!$n let me die already!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Doubt medicine/science is that close to that type of longevity yet, not by quite a bit. & when we do get there, if we do, does anyone really think those methods will be available to the likes of us????

I like a cock or two

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I'm reasonably fond of my own!

can look satisfied too

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

With me it would be after I'd just eaten a pizza! Or, possibly, Bar-B-Que'd baby!

Bought the dog a new bandana

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

tRump would look good in that, to go along w/ his maga cap!

Perception is one thing, but in the case of this meme someone has actually placed either a 6 or a 9 ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Ah, alternative facts, eh?

It's an innocent photo

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Practice, practice, practice...

All praise be to the memes

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Helps keep me going & is low in saturated fat!

I do get a kick out of myself

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Turnabout is fair play! I've laughed at them for extended periods, too!