Don't make fun of a cat

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

The cat's merciless, better back away!

Common ground

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Back atcha, Ron!!! LOL

Your dentist knows

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Well, I DO have a sweet tooth!

I'm no quitter!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

I have far too many days like this!

The snack sack sold me.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

The poodle wants some of that snack sack, too!

Great marketing tool.. both will strip you of everything ya got.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

If she's (& it better be a she!) nude, it will make it easier to guess what's on my mind!

How's that working for ya?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Uh, no! I'm looking for a partner, not a clone!

Smart horse

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Excellent!!!

Jesus and Mary

phxbillcee comments on Jun 12, 2018:

Somehow goose & gander comes to mind!

Old dogs do not like new tricks

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut3jqRlElOM

It had the virtue of never having been tried before

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

I thought Colin was great on this show!

For The Man Who Has Everything (including two things you don't want him using anymore)

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Cheap because they don't use anesthetic! It's just a quick snip!!!

Everybody Hates This Guy

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Hit one piece of debris, fool!

Be Grateful For Pessimists

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

I actually think it was a pragmatist or realist. The pessimist wouldn't bother for he'd think the plane would just explode, anyway!

Robin Hood, you ain't

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Yeah, not near as effective that way! I think he missed some vital training time!

What If I Told You That Makes No Sense, Morpheus?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Morpheus took far too many of those pills he hands out!

Road rage? No, sir, no road rage here

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

The only thing you've got going for you is that he can't shoot & drive at the same time!

The Highway Patrol got a budget increase

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

Speed limit strictly enforced by attack helicopters!

The new person didn't work out...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

You can only ask for so much!!!

Tucker Carlson is a Lying, Craven Dunce - Some More News: Lil Bits Of News [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 11, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjTajJZEjqA

I'll be honest.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I am a vet & I served to protect our freedoms, not to curtail them!

Men these days...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I freely admit that I like looking at women, no matter what they're wearing! If it's less, I admit I like it more! I'm a dawg, but that never gives me any license but to look. I accept that & have no problem with that. do some people, male or female look better in certain clothes? No doubt, & Walmart has shown us that beyond any question! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvVb6GFk5vA

Megachurches

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Well sure, 'cause feeding the starving, rather than sending them recompensed bibbles, makes no money for the church! Spread the word in a language they don't know, with a book they can't eat, & say to yourself & your flock that you're doing "god's work"!

Now We Know...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Spam! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o

Seems Legit!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Well, there's a legit reason!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZA9Jv3qH0

Cars Now Available at IKEA!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I've had some close to this, no more!

Ass Whooping Alert

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Are you ever gonna want to come down, kid? I can wait.

Truly Insane Days

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I usually apply face directly to pillow!

Duck is on the Road

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

It's what's for dinner!

Feelings, nothing more than feelings.....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Sad, protect oneself from life. Why fuckin' bother!

Drunk texting in the night...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Seriously, it was DRUNK texting, I'll be lucky if I remember knowing you!

Cute doggies

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

They do it all the time!

Fallen angel

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

It's so easy a puppet can do it!

My specialty

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I can do that!

A meme fresh of Twitter for your Saturday night

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

aaahhh...

Clearly taken out of context.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Sure, if you're not of the "true religion" you deserve eternal torment, so says my god!

Let's try this one... I'll go first.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Not on a PC it don't!

Damn good thing!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Yeah, it would be messier & probably a reason for a week off every month!

Well why the hell..

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

No connection! I call bull!

Peeping again

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Who the fuck are you & why do I care what you think???

Distraction....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

What line???

Different types of tranny's

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

All way more complicated than I want to screw with!

Life is Difficult

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Not necessarily true! Can be just as sexy getting them dressed that you get undressed again!

Ghost Sightings

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I looked all over for the "Obvious Plant" logo!

Why Did They Send Me THIS??

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

If it didn't work they wouldn't do it!

Something to ponder

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Yep, lameness at its lamest!

For the ladies only

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Bullshit! Men are already vintage or aren't worth dealing with! Nobody 'turns' anybody into anything! This is semi-funny, but absolute bull!

Middle Names

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

First name, You. Middle name, Motherfuckin'. Last name, How have they pissed you off this time!

Terms and Conditions

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Yeah, saved him a lot of hassle, didn't it?!?

Engineering Flowchart

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Those, a hammer, pliers, a few screwdrivers & some type of measuring device will take care of 85% of any home problems you encounter!

Something to share with those people you care about for some reason

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Force feeding "support"??? & this is for people you care about???

A boy says to his dad "I learnt in school today that in some countries a man doesnt know his wife ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

& quite often not even then!

Do you refuse to attend religious ceremonies of family and/or friends?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I've gone to funerals, lately, one consequence of getting older. I will also go to weddings, tho if religious will try to limit myself to just the reception. I avoid all other religious ceremonies if at all possible, Tho I may visit the family, if I'm close, after the ceremony. All the people that would feel close enough to invite me in the first place know I'm an atheist & know I won't support the "rite", tho I support them as friends. I try to look at most "laymen" as potential atheists so don't figure being confrontational just for the sake of confrontation advances 'the cause'. I have an "Atheist Atom" tattoo on my right forearm & wear atheist or science themed t-shirts often (will be showing my collection soon!), so have never hidden my position, but I am also just a human trying to make his way in this screwed up world, I won't fault those that try to find solace, as flimsy as I may think that is!

Say it's peaceful or I'll kill you

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

A religion of peace with 'jihad' as a core tenet! Where apostasy carries a death sentence! Yeah, ok, sure,...

Memes give a meaning to a meaningless world

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

To meme or not to meme, that is the question.

Have to have some standards

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

& then find out she's xtian, too!

The wrong one died

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

For all his bluster I doubt tRump would dare pick on anyone other than a disabled person! Fuggin' chicken-hawk!

Well ok.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Not my kink, no matter how tall I was! Now, for the ladies that want to walk the beach hand-in-hand, or find a shady spot to...

Ok one more...I keep finding them...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Oh, if it were only anxiety!

Something I'd do...lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

With the occasional, "Fuck off, Asshole!" thrown in!

Let them stick to brewing ale.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Hey, anything that keeps them off the streets or away from young children!

That should do the trick

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Just wrong on so many levels.

"A" before "E"

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I think I'd have to ask to see some I.D.!

Poetic Bear!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

'Tis the moon, & Juliet is the honey!

Use Commas, Please!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

They can make a world of difference!

Ultimate door knocker

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Make sure to post this!

Parking My Ass

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Obviously not barbed wire!

I'm an asshole

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Love of Reading

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Too much time online, maybe, reading, never!

Shocking Revelation!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

When did I get the promotion?

What to do when the god squad comes knocking

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

I think we need a bigger dumpster!

Had to share this.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

The local serial killers formed a barbershop quintet!?!

Almost Everything

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

They can't recognize irony, either!

Interesting. I didn't know that.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Who'da thunk?!?

Maybe those nuns will be interested in the 5 foot inflatable dildo.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

They probably have a few back at the convent!

New menu special. Bottoms up!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Have it your way!

It's called the Darwin challenge

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Yeah, not for 10 seconds!!!

Definition of a Musician

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

Exactly right!

How Not to Hide a Boner

phxbillcee comments on Jun 10, 2018:

That's why you should never be without your towel!

A simple flowchart of The Crusades...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Now, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Wrong! Death!

Now we know - a guide to your perfect religion. ;-)

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

I admit I was a bit torn. It gave the option of "Are you rich & insane?" So, no, but if it had asked just if I was insane...

Sit down Kanye!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

He may be under the illusion that he is jebus or a genius, but he proves more & more he has no sense & less comprehension!

Irish Girl

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Oh, she will be so burned!

Science Opponents

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

The life you save could be your own!

Let's hear from you!! My answer is...every goddamned thing!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Music & sex!

Very true...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Also youth & old age!

Some text; at least 10 characters

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Hence tRump with his "Fake News" BS!

As was foretold

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Putin even gets dead Stalin sick!

Thank ya brah

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Anything but light beer!!!

Convert you heathens!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

That is funny!

Happy Friday!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Love spreading shenanigans!

The only girl available.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

The girls all look prettier at closing time!

On the pill

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

Not funny & not fair!

Overly Naked Old Guys in Locker Rooms - Ultra Spiritual Life (Youtube series) [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

So funny & so true!

Shhhhhhhhhhh

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA

Knock knock puddin head

phxbillcee comments on Jun 9, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVv4IdGtcNw

First kiss is always awkward...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 8, 2018:

I may have done that on my first!

Nom nom nom

phxbillcee comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Sorry, it's a puppy, can't look near 'evil' enough!

Yes. Yes you are

phxbillcee comments on Jun 8, 2018:

No, you're beyond stupid!

Rebel without a clue

phxbillcee comments on Jun 8, 2018:

Wish all my mug-shots were that blurry!