When You Want to Lose Weight But....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I always love that, as if the diet soda makes anything else ok!

Turkey Has Doubts!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Smart bird!

Should be sitting on every counter everywhere.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I support this statement!

I'm doing my part Jeebus!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

All right already! I'll sin, I'll sin! Anybody want to give me a hand?

Seriously guys...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

If he's got spinach in his teeth he's totally screwed!

Female anatomy for the Alt-right x-tians

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Whereas I think they usually look like orchids!

Now THAT makes sense

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Finally, an accurate horoscope!

My Superpower!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Well, ya' got that going for you!

Spock Needs Better Galactic Phone Service

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

That'll cost him!

Feeling this one big-time today

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Just the same as...

I hope this isn’t too racy for y’all.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I've got infra-red vision! It's the super power I received when I hit Level 9!!!

Another Reason to Drink Coffee

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Gee, I'm a little "off-balance" most of the time!

Her Cats are Demanding

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

& you know if you move they will be highly offended!

The Cat is Puzzled

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Looks like a champagne cork!

Science lesson

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Should be a whole series of these! Can you lick, can you fondle, can you fuck,...

I hate astrology.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

You are a fluke of the Universe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLvhKv-Lbo

Poor Mr. Jensen. So close.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

If a doctor especially, but anybody, said this to me I think there would be broken bones happening!

Don't act like balls, have some pussy?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

She's just gotten better with age!

This kid is going places.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King!

Guess who.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Just make sure you're not watching the 'news'! A whole different set of lies with the politicos we have in there!

Pretty much the truth today?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I don't mind changing myself, I do that on a fairly consistent basis, but I don't wish to lead the change. I don't feel competent enough for that. I will, however, be on the front lines, shoulder to shoulder with others fighting for change!

I like to bring these points up to my xtian pals when they get mouthy. They don't like it...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Yep, cherry-picking doesn't cut it. If you want to use the bibble as the authority for shitty beliefs at least be consistent, you can't have it both ways!

So that's how it works

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Really? Then why is Cheney wanted for war crimes in a number of countries???

I believe the asshole doth protest too much

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Wouldn't doubt he's repressing something!

I wish he would disappear

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Very little sympathy. She knew what she was doing when she married him, & she made sure to get pregnant! She'll have a nice little pension when he retires her!

I'm going no where

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AKaUr_nDeM

Art Cats 3

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Some of these are cute as hell!

That's one way to get stoned.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

That looks like they've got hey-zeus wearing gloves?!?

Cult or religion?.... nah BS

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

A con man founding a religion! Who'd a thunk it?!?

Gawd's 8 step program

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Been doing that last for quite a while now!

It happens

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Probably safer that way!

Back in college form! Got my six pack back

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

& I see they're already empty!

Punctuationally punked

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

We shouldn't have to wait... LOL

In case of a take down hand this:

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

We should hand these out at the door, if we had a door!

That would indeed be hell

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

You know this is an alternate world as they have a "Best of..." & "Greatest Hits..." of New Age music!!!

Glad I didn't say that

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

He sure is old enough to know better!

Getting kinky

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

We're on an 'animal' roll!

Playing with the kids

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Just knew that wouldn't go well!

Sometimes you just can't win

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Another "bonkers"!!!

Fondest childhood memory

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Nope, I had to spend about that much time with kids that made me feel angry & tired because we had to go to school! Childhood could be a real pain, also!

I’d say this is true.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I'd say using a feather is actually pretty tame. Using a whole chicken, if alive, is cruelty, & if dead is pretty sick!

Sally Field shot up and hit the bell in my estimation with this one.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Or her Dad...

Swearing Is Necessary at Times

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I think those did work when I was 4 or 5. After that, they sorta lost their zing & I had to get more creative!

Bad boys.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Not the best pitch! But, she may have a sense of humor, so...

Jagerbombs

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Never did like that stuff, & never understood why it was so popular for a while there.

Just one time.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

NOT the way to work towards that!

Ah, I remember those days.?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

There is a man who plans ahead! I admit I'm getting older so most of the women in my dating pool don't have to worry about this anymore!

A little something something

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Could be a competitive thing...

A mental note to all friends and family

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

You don't have to be faster than the Zombies/Bears/Lions, etc., just faster than your friend!

Some text

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

R'amen! Cook that sauce!

Trevor Noah-Televangelist Begs For Another Plane ://youtu.be/PhSn3tDIYZc

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I'll piggy-back this one here, since it surely applies! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg

You were warned I’m a huge Dino fan.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Well, you'd think the timing would be much more recent then, to ensure good samples of DNA. Since the 'newest' fossils are @65 million yo, & some much older, the DNA is degraded or non-existent. Placing them at say, the dawn of homo sapiens or even homo habilis would mean a better supply of viable genetic material!

I can’t like this enough. 😁

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Wouldn't be a cat if he/she didn't check things out!

I still use these in my car...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Yep, easiest way to rewind those suckers! I still have a bunch of them, it's expensive to replace everything with CD's when you want to get new music, too!

I would be wearing a thong if I had this opportunity.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Looks like they're waiting for her!

Jesus was gangsta! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

He coulda made a fortune! Figure, if he could turn water into wine he could probably turn dirt into cocaine or speed!

Your grumpy neighbor

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

& he still looks like he'd have a record as a sex-offender!

Switch it up.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

One I like to throw in at times is, "Suck shit through a straw & blow it out your nose!" Tends to keep folks off balance!!

Whoa, Slow Down!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Ah, but so many are cheap with their likes! Either for a post or a comment. & that's silly as 'likes' help both parties! Take the second or two it takes & hit that like button!!

Hahahahaha!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Nope, couldn't be! 'K' was already chosen & it isn't in the first word! LOL I'll be damned if I can figure it out, wonder if it was altered?

You sly dog.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I had a 60 lb. pit one time. That girl could just flood a room with her SBD's!!

Somebody's tired.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Oh, & could you do the laundry after that???

Ooh, that's mean.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Hours of fun!!

Gives a whole new meaning to the term.. Party animal.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

That thing just gets stranger the more you read it! Seriously twisted shit! Figures you'd find this, @mistymoon77 !!!

That’s one way to get a lifelong companion......

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

So clever! I hope Daisy found a good home!

MEME COMPETITION.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Goin' to Planned Parenthood, are you??!!??

Why Am I Still Single?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Didn't he save her life & then kidnap her? Probably Stockholm Syndrome! (yeah, that's the ticket!)

We will leave the lights on for ya.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

There are a bunch of these available, I just may get one to tick-off the MAGA Morons!

Dear Boys ..............

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I've never looked like a model. I was very toned from physical work for many years, but at 5'6" I never made the model grade. Plus I guess I was a bit more 'cute' than handsome. I do have to keep reminding myself that that old fart in the mirror is indeed me! I still have a much younger me as my 'personal avatar' that I carry in my head. Not so much wishful thinking as a refusal to acknowledge age!

Try To Be Happy

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

How could they not?!? LOL

8 Signs You Might Not Be The Relationship Type & Why That's Totally OK

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Not everyone needs or wants a serious relationship, & sometimes it's a phase & sometimes it's part of one's character. Everyone is different & the big thing is to be honest, first, with oneself, & then to potential dates/lovers.

Yeah! So there!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

In a van down by the river!

Books Provide a Wealth of Knowledge

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Love that visual!

Happy pride month to all the atheists out there.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I just have to say...R'amen to that!

True story.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I volunteer!

Hey! You there! You kids with your music and your skateboards....

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

If the mines don't deter them...

Another one I stole from my kid

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

What a dawg! LOL

My daughter had this gem?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Sorta goes with this one...

I’ll leave this up to you.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I see the saucer people of Vega III!

Where are my fellow weirdos? ;)

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I can at least appreciate it!

"I'm offended" OK good for you, now sure we can discuss whether what I said is a genuine ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I support this message!

Daaammmmnnn .... well she at least knew how to use her "charms"

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

"Needle Guy" or "The Snake"

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Politico-man! I think they've always at least made me leery, now I fear for my country!

Anyone else need this other than me? ;)

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Cute, but looks awkward!

What would be yours?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I know, & I hate voting for the lesser evil!

True, but oh how we want to

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

So damn true!

We all need a reminder. Thanks, brain.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

You can go your own way!

Yes, exactly.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I don't get what everybody is laughing about!

..........

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Obviously not flying, the TSA would find her out!

There's a place for us!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Isn't that an oxymoron??? (Just asking!!!)

I don't have the words.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Even with those cables, I don't think this got OSHA approval!

My teachers lied to me!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Granted, but I am damn grateful to engineers that do use advanced math!

I'm not Nostradamus

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

In hindsight, I guess I should have had foresight!

Fairy tales are most certainly true and one should definitely believe in them without question, ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Well, as plausible as any other religion! & that ain't saying much!

Definitely!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Still remember & love the pranksters that sent a stolen garden gnome around the world!

Ruined relationship.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Oh, cold!

She’s not that into you.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I think I'd figure things out long before the month mark!

It’s always the quiet ones.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

It's always those bible ones!

Take your time.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

He's been down there a long time!

Go away, your bothering me!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

If I thought this would actually work, I'd take up painting full-time!