Official diagnosis

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

& it really is, tho it sounds more like mold!

Daddy ? Death

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Looks more like death is undoing a belt!

Told ya’all ?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Be careful what you wish for!

I don't remember seeing this on "Baywatch"...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Now, that looks interesting...

Pop Quiz, Hotshot

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

The look on her face! They may not be married for long!

Text Messaging Fail

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Don't really know if these two are on quite the same wavelength!

Whatever...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Whose to say what is laughable?!?

I have no effing words!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

tRump didn't leave his great life, he found a way to ensure an even wealthier one for he & his family. This is a damn game to him as he secures contracts & opportunities for his businesses when he leaves office!

Presidential advisors

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

This is actually believable!

Might be on to something

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

That was clever as hell!

No finer words have been spoken.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

He got it so right so often!

Best seller!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I have this tee!

I know they were ‘warned’, but how would they know it was wrong to not listen to the ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Matt has a good take on this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beoCTOZEK5o

Such a Great Buy

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

If only Ponce de Leon knew it was this easy!

Send Him to the White House

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

he already is!

What Kind of Porn?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Speaking of beans... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0

Quantum Computer Project

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I enjoy some Dilbert's, but I wonder about Scott Adams... https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-03-22/how-dilbert-s-scott-adams-got-hypnotized-by-trump

This is the greatest meme I've seen today. Had to share.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Here is the full-length photo of this. Makes it even weirder, & I wonder if she's going for the gun just to make sure she gets it before he realizes what he's just said!

A G-Sharp Rating

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Oboe, more instrument puns!

How to play cricket.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I'd have to add, "Who the fuck even cares!"

This can't be real.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

This may be the same type of comedy/music genre that Rusty Warren was known for.

What.......

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Kid didn't even need it used in a sentence first!

He Stopped Wearing Shoes

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I am most definitely a tenderfoot!

Always amazed by a fantastic hat

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Ride me, cowgirl!

Different Types of Toast

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

That was a very rye joke.

Is Pepsi okay?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I actually prefer Pepsi!

My Eyes are Down Here

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Checking out his 'rack'!

Probably not

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

The implications of your implication could have implications!

Not again!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Are the babies at it again, Ron?

A hip old beaver

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Actually a naked mole rat, I'm guessing.

Listen up ladies!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

& stomach full!

Works on flys dumbass!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Hey! Where did the rest of the bottle go?!?

For a Klondike bar?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

In that outfit I wonder what he would do with a Klondike Bar!

Another serious one about another hero of mine

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Very clever!

I agree with grumpy cat.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

That's absolutely correct! Kids should be taught how to learn, reason & come to logical conclusions about the world. Leave the Fairy Tales for Literature courses!

How I feel whenever I'm on tinder

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

The only good 'possum...

This is pretty much the goal on this site, right?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

This bird is dead! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218&t=2s

We need a big-ger boat

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Let's see, the b i g was taken from this one. We still have problems with ta ll & th in, someone set off a virus that only attacks words that describe shapes & sizes!!!

Yes how come...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

That word...

What a BLTCH!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Always waiting to be hurt/insulted so they always are hurt/insulted! You reap what you sow!

Ruh Roh!!!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Would anyone really be surprised?

Those ingrates!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

& that's just today!

Nature Abhors a Vacuum

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Nature also isn't wild about ironing!

Something Smells Bad

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

& I love the name of the comic, "Farleftside", LOL

Climate Change Denial

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

It is tempting to throw all the weirdos together, would make it easier to keep track of them.

Summertime gas prices

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Too true to be funny!

True Story (warned ya'all I like memes )

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

The Illuminati would never let this episode air!

Good morning!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Goos fuckin' morning to you, too!

Exhibit 2

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Sometimes it just takes too damn long!

The Power of Make-Up

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Good one! & so true!

When you're over at a couple's place

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Now think about the Motels you've stayed at!

Summer give me an excuse to do this!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Like you need an excuse!

Three true statements, but what information is the most important to you?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Gee, I thought it was worse than that!

I blame video games

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I blame the parents...

Told you so

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

You do not want to screw with her... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zH5jRHkXXQ

For the discussion post on fav hair color. Seems some of you are frightened of redheads.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Actually, I saw a lot of pro redhead comments there. (I know I had one) & I still don't get this whole freak out. Guess I'm just dense about some things. I can see a bit of a preference for a particular type or hair color, but not a bias or prejudice against. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

Cats are assholes

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Just love that strut!

You betcha :)

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Neither are my type, but I'd much rather watch Tim Curry!

I think there are more people who are guilty of that.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Many more... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

I can't reach it!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Wouldn't it (considering recent research) be "Pull my feathers!"??!!?? LOL!

Regarding acceptable posts

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

You will have to wait a bit to form your own group, but if you join "Memes R Us" & post & comment you'll get to level 4 rather quickly & then will be able to start your own. It does sound interesting. I have a group, https://agnostic.com/group/ScienceHealthHistoryBits , that will be happy to take anything you think is interesting until you get yours started!

Well..okay I guess.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Another album cover? I guess she's got a hot tongue???

Is that how the whole communion idea started?

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

This is why the church says...

This I would pay to see.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I wonder what that's insured for???

Adulting...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Or, at least pretend to tolerate them!

Fake Sore Throat Cure

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Well, I know I feel much better!!!

More of them there modern basic readers

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

You had the most interesting upbringing!

Cultural differences

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

So stupidly true!

Be yourself!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

I'll be me, myself & I, thank you very much! Me, too! & I!

The Cat Has a Plan

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

I've got one that does this! & sometimes decides to "sing", too!

Math for Dummies

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

She saw him coming!

Crazy Friends!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

& if you can't find 'em here, you won't find 'em!

I love memes

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

I know, I'm gonna have to get organized one day!

Listen to Uncle Charles!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

That would make a great t-shirt!

Kind of

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

I don't remember you promising any such thing!

Greetings! I'm not sure where exactly to ask this, but, it seems appropriate for here: Is it ...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

It would be interesting to see the results, but with the number of members we're getting it could be a daunting task. @Admin has a lot on his plate merely keeping the site humming, so while we've sorta teased that Admin is actually Bill Gates or Elon Musk conducting a big experiment, I rather think that's not the case so asking for, in essence, census data may be a bridge too far!

Very homantic

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

She must be talented as hell!!!

Cat Owners Will Understand!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Yep, they are always so co-operative!

I love sexy photos!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

She's got a sense of humor, anyway!

Wasted days

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

So, who were you sparring with?

Shut Up Already

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

That photo is perfect for that caption!

Blocking ediqutte

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Maybe more so!

What men REALLY want.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Most of the best bits are gone!

True evil...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Well, he does have a naked head! Also, if anyone was fool enough to watch that whole thing just to see a little tit, has obviously never heard of Pornhub!

Phoenix tattoo done yesterday. :) artist: Cody Dillow

phxbillcee comments on Jun 1, 2018:

That's a beautiful tat!

Precursor to Google

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

The amount of information so readily available still astounds me!

Christianity vs. Radical Islam

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Or 'Western' History, at all!

Done Being an Adult

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

I know how you feel...

Face off (No Thanks!)!

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

You can't fool me that easily!

Atheist in the South?

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Tho being an atheist in any highly religious community can suck, I guess I'm missing something here.

Negative 3.

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Probably 3 or 4, sometimes, if they're brats, less.

Do people like memes about celebrities?

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

That's a bear, not Jennifer Lawrence!

Anyone else have nightmares about this?

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Well, probably not there. If I haven't been picked as astronaut material yet, I don't think it'll happen!

This might be my favorite meme evaaaa

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

LOL!

A very important public service announcement

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

I would never be ungrateful!

Jebus loves the little children!

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Yeah, he be workin' in mysterious ways & stuff!

This is for the haters... (I'm the morning person!)

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Mornings are fine, I may still have a problem with people, tho!

It's not safe...

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Ah, but would you then still be a Jedi???

I sure as hell don't know...

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Sometimes, I don't always black-out! That usually comes when it gets to double-digit shots, I just don't have the same fortitude as I once did.

Where is he?

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Naw, nobody tells me that anymore. They know I don't believe them!