[reddit.app.link] Dun dun dun...dogodile. I'm crying laughing, you guys.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

Hopefully the dog had as much fun as I did!

Speechless.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

With greater power should come greater responsibility, & greater accountability!

When logic is used against you

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

Since when did double standards or cognitive dissonance mean anything to these folk?

Rational violence

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

Though the odds are I will mock you back!!!

That's gonna take a while.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

He's got competition...

I haven't run across that one.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

I'll admit, I haven't looked! But why I should care about somebody else's conversation is beyond me.

That's convincing

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

A new franchise called "Jacky" Cheese!

Ah nature...

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

Is that a high-speed train or another plane being unloaded?

I suspected as much.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

The FE'er's would love to get hold of this photo!

Intelligent design

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

What am I even looking at?

Not needed....at all.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

Excellent! Also, 'acquired'!!!

Clearly, we are all going to die.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

He's not a doctor, he has a doctorate. Two different things. Is a funny meme, tho!

I'm healthier for it

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

They've always been sneaky that way!

Ooopsy... wrong guy

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

If he would've thought tits would be more profitable in the long run, he would have named it Boobbook!

It's 2018 folks

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

Straightforward as hell! A child was saved! Bottom line, the rest is superfluous.

Hallelujah

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

I'll help cook & clean. I definitely will eat pussy! & yes, I have a dick!

Smell my finger.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

Yeah, I was thinking it would be a "pull my finger" joke, too!

Half ass backwards.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

He looks proud!

And he is wearing a bra.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

He probably needs the bra!

The definition of irony.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2018:

xtians don't recognize irony. If they did they would have given up a long time ago!

Get out now!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Now you've gone from a bit different to a lot stupid! I always knew your Mother was cheating on me!

See if you can spot the believer on this site. Here is your first clue... findthebeliever

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

There's actually a few.

Not in there!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

But I have a very roomy trunk! '91 Mercury Grand Marquis, you could set up house in it!

Don't forget to like comment or share.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Don't believe it & highly doubt the whole concept. See no proof & no reason to think one is needed or necessary!

You better punch him and run.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I'll just promise you a fun evening.

He'd better not give that to a gymnast.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Crush the note & walk away, it's still a no!

Spongebob is a perv.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

how can you not catch this shit?!?!

.What Would You Do/Say?

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Get her drug tested?

I Know Horoscopes are Silly But.....

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Unfortunately, folks, its even more wrong than it was originally... https://www.livescience.com/4667-astrological-sign.html

Not a meme, but I think this group would appreciate the humor a lot more than any other group.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Sorry, can't link.

I was out shopping and signed up for a promotion with my phone number which ends in 666.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Nice one!

Random. It's been a while so my apologies if reposts.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Some good ones, & even the one re-post was from some time back, so give 'em hell!

...woo hoo...

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

That's actually a little bit sad.

Yes or No ???

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

In almost all circumstances, yes!!!

How long would you have to be with someone before you would let them trim your toenails, or before ...

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I'd prefer to do mine as long as I'm able. If a partner asked me to trim theirs, sure, more than likely, even if it wasn't sexually oriented. Feet aren't a "thing" for me, but they don't freak me out, either. Just another body part.

A CDC report , released Thursday , says that of the 10,013 female homicides that occurred between ...

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Well, I'm 63, been thru a number of relationships on a number of different levels & duration. I've never struck a woman, let alone killed them! Have I had arguments, sure as shit! But, I can control myself & my 'instincts' as I am a fully grown reasonable human. I think I'm worth it. Each lady will have to figure that out for themselves. I'm patient.

We'll hello there, my lovelies! I haven't posted or commented in some time, and I figured it was ...

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Glad you found your way through!

I don't care.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I bet the hotel does!

That's some good thinking right there!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Well, I claim to be fifty-thirteen, but not due to being high. I just want to be able to honestly say that I'm still in my fifties!

I look at people sometimes and think ... really? that is the sperm that won?!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Seems very unlikely at times, don't it!?!

Not my best, acrylics on a 18 X 24 canvas back in 2010.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Very nice, nonetheless!

So, the boy cat was on teh kitchen counter the other day.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I allow our cats just about free rein on where they can go, except the dining room table & kitchen counter. Don't want paws that have just been in a litter box anywhere near my food!

"Don't think I have come to bring peace on Earth.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Sounds a bit "Revelation-y"

Pink Floyd- Shine On You Crazy Diamond Heard this yesterday.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

We miss ya', "Syd"!

Pow right in the kisser, remind me of a cartoon

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Take enough photos & you'll eventually get a winner!

Not exactly the same thing.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Wait! There were 2 posts before this, did @Admin's gnomes strike again? Neither was that bad, at all!

Deep time is a myth?!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

(Gasp!!) It must be a miracle!!! LOL

Enlightenment

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

That's a keeper! Thanks!

Blockbuster bias

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Scarlett Johansson does look so good in that outfit, tho!

We don't know everything

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Oh, please don't show this to the FE'ers! No, on second thought, do! Let's see them run with it!!!

Truth is irrelevent

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

'squeeze me??!!?? Yeah, that's the ticket... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyp9fh-u4w8

Make no mistake. They were always here.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Yeah, they keep bubbling back up, or maybe seeping or oozing is a better word. The unreasoning hate & determination to blame everyone else for problems caused by the same idiots you voted in!

And she gets a free shower

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

That depends if you want the body to be found or not!

Long drive with a crowd?

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

&, surprise, surprise, Homer is oblivious!!

Selfie's lie

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Well, I look like my photos on my profile page, tho my avatar is just that.

Okay!! It's time!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Depending on how air-tight that capsule is, could have anything from mummy to puddle! I'd wear a mask if I was you.

What a bunch of people to hang out with

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I don't get offended, friend, I get even!!..............................LOL!

Thinking it's a surreal painting

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

& is Adam already going for a boob, even before eating the fruit?

Are you more comfortable dressing up, dressing down, or somewhere in between?

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Totally depends on the situation. I "clean-up" well, so times when I dress up I pull it off well. When I was still working my last job was an attorney's office, it was business casual, for AZ, which granted is a bit looser than back East, as a rule. If I'm not leaving the house it's usually shorts & a tee. I seldom wear shorts out in public, tho, just never really did that, except as a child. Now it's mostly jeans.

Can't blame em

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Yeah, I don't think I'd bite him tho! Gotta make do with what's available, I guess!

Heed the signage

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I still like McD's fries, tho!

And the truth is out

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

That looks like a rooster to me, I think the only thing being made is the rooster!

Hmm I see a problem

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I guess you'd have to call it a miracle!!! LOL

And, and..and..

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Yes, yes, yes & yes! Don't know if we'll entirely fix any of those!

What has agnostic.com provided for you?

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

I've found a number of online friends, only one of whom I've met in person so far. I have been turned on to some great articles, ideas & viewpoints by some very intelligent & erudite people. I shared laughs in "Memes..." & outrage in "Trump Pinata" & "Gin Control Now". Lots of music in the number of music groups we have, much of which was new or unfamiliar to me. I have friends to chat with, to console me & to flirt with!

I found love on Agnostic.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Outstanding!

I coined a new word today. CONASAURUS

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

A dishonest relic.

Go ahead.. let's hear it.

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Grey Cheez-It

We all have our needs

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Well, I am a passionate freak!

Again, be careful dating on Craigslist....

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Had this problem a lot?

A little late for Towel Day....

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

But, without the Universe, where would we put all our stuff???

Cutlery.....always so judgemental!

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Depends, the forker or the forkee?

NSA is concerned about you

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Who says the guv'mint don't care?!?

Dishwasher is good backup

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

She shoulda learned to drive a stick!

Punishment

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Coventry!

Be careful out there

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Always detach it first!

Forgot something

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Very plentiful on Earth!

People say the darndest things

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

Even a few 'round here!

Might as well...

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

http://time.com/5280632/yanni-on-yanny-vs-laurel/

I give up....

phxbillcee comments on May 27, 2018:

That almost hurts the eyes to look at!

Nagging for the win!

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Been there! Don't know if I evolved any, but I did manage to cool down!

I have found this to be true. Unlikely, but true.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

The worse you get the worse your aim gets!

Scathing response!

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Yes, but, fun facts!!! https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/04/facts-about-pineapples_n_4726366.html

Yup this could happen?

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I kinda like these...

Live in the moment

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

& for them it very well may be!

Half inch of rain last night and 99 degrees right now.. I think I'll ....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Why did I know who posted this before I checked!?!

I'm not happy about it either.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Salt & wounds @SonderOpia, salt & wounds!

Save the animals?

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Oh, geez, I'll lay odds there are still folk who think this! I'm an omnivore, but at least I'll own it!

It's jamming Jesus.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Can only be answered with... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1xqI_4btnc

I feel a slap coming on. However it did make me laugh.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

You can't have sex in one particular spot. If that's all you've ever done as a couple, you've got bigger than gynecological problems!

Doodles are cool. Noodles can be too.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

That would cut out more than half of the interesting women on this site! Good thing I've never been big on following directions from authority!

It's just a cartoon!

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Is there really a reason to watch this show? I've never seen an episode & don't feel I'm missing much.

A lively little tune.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Sounds like a mold problem!!!

Yes, she did.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

That's what college is for!

My favorite line from the movie.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

Yep, only goes downhill from there!

Hurry Up Mueller- Want John McCain To See.....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

That may be what's keeping him hanging on!

Spread The Word-Take a Knee

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I'd support that! But it won't happen, & therefore I will have to do without football this season!

Keep my name out of it

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

What did you expect from your child??? & btw, you were a shitty teacher!

There is truth here.

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I can often tolerate myself, & alone seems to be the default for my life, so,...

Get stoned

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

& there are still places where this will do it! Really makes one wonder what century we're living in!