I'll take two....

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Is there a discount for a six-pack?

Why am I thirsty all of a sudden?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

R'amen!

Is it not as easy to say there is no god, as it is to say there is a god?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Actually, most atheists seem to take the position that the burden of proof for a god is on the theist making the claim & said proof is not there, & the god of the gaps grows smaller & smaller, therefore the odds of there being a god shrinks accordingly. Since I can't definitively prove the negative that no god exists, tho that seems most likely, I have to remain agnostic on the subject, but just barely.

Any problem here?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Wild animals are not pets!

So.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Welcome to the site! We have some great folks here & most are willing to lend an ear for whatever one needs to vent! Look around, get comfortable & settle in!

WHAT THE ASS? I just went to bed...got up and took a peek... 258 notifications? oh my, my, my.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

May want to modify your alert/settings.

Little fuzzy yet

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

LOL! Don't get your hopes up!

The movie Wrong Turn comes to mind.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Reminds me of Deliverance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po

Control issues.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Well put & well done! You nailed it, & did a great job!

Greetings to all.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Welcome!

@pepperjones Delerium-Silence ://youtu.be/6PPC7s2_Qh8

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Sarah's voice blends in so well!

[youtu.be] Youth Lagoon- The Knower

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Very layered sound. I like this!

I kind of like us

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

Now this is cheesy

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Cheesy for sure!

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it was fake... HA!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Now we need a Lego Flat-Earth proof!

Right!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Old School!

Wake up Domi...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Yeah, way mysterious...

Florida be like

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

That ain't @Blindbird!

In need of a pedicure.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Ron, You're way overdue for a pedi!

Love and all that crap

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

& he's still wearing those thorns!

Dark knight

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I think I'm gonna bail on this joke!!! LOL

So that's what it is! No wonder they're so ignorant...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

LMAO!

Wait...I don't remember reading that the cross had a wheel on the bottom?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Modern update. They didn't have machined bolts for the cross-piece, either!

Not sure about this

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

There's something fishy, here, but I figure you're just doing this for the halibut, so it won't endanger your sole.

Flak......

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Yeah, got Funk right off. Fink came right after. Fork,...feckless is a word, so I guess Feck. Just saw Flak.

Too good to pass up

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

One of yours, Ron?

Angry women... come see me!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Have you ever been that angry, Ron?

Breakthrough

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

That explains a lot!

Why ask?...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Her: You want to go & watch the construction, again??!! (sigh)

British cop in Chase

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Yeah, but at least whoever is being chased is likely no better armed!

Apparently, asking for evidence for reincarnation is a personal attack?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Ah, but they do! They don't count or mean a thing, but we're supposed to care & respect those feelings!!!! Wrong!

Atheist tattoos

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Have one...

[motherjones.com] So this is happening.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

The idiot who has, On the back it reads: “Danger! Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, child molesters, and others on board.” I'd like to ask him as he drives, "Which category do you belong to?"

Hi, just joined and was shocked that no one had posted the most beautiful atheist anthem of them ...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Roxy Music - More Than This (High Audio Quality) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PAuWV-Vn0

The recent posts on reproductive rights and abortion hit close to home for me so I have some pretty ...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

You are brave & I'm glad things turned out well for you. Thank you for sharing.

Does this mean there's something wrong with me?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I assume you miss them, even if you don't grieve in the usual manner. Everyone reacts differently, & when it it a release from pain & expected, it's more accepted. Don't beat yourself up!

Use to love playing these two games as a child growing up.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I did the marbles thing, we left the jacks to the girls! (tho it did take more co-ordination!)

Greg Gutfeld just gave us a good one.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Quoting a FauxNews flunkey seems dubious, on a number of levels. He can say last call, but I'll wait at least for Mueller Time!

1956-My Oldest Poster-Ruth Brown, Fats Domino, Little Richard, The Cadillacs, The Clovers

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

What a treasure!

A Child's Garden of Grass: A Pre-Legalization Comedy I'm curious if anyone has listen to this ...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I remember this! Very "National Lampoon-ish"!

The Right Reverend Muddy Waters....... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

A national treasure!

Who can name this?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

A 1955 Lincoln Futura!

Serving left-over Ramsay memes.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

He's such a sweetie!

Maybe your main squeeze is a ho...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

LOL! Magic!

There's always room for Cosby. :D

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Pill Cosby!!!

eyebrows. The windows to the soul.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TnkJ8_BmSI

medievalmemes

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Yeah, First Medieval World problems!!!

Don't kill the spiders!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Actually, I like & tolerate most spiders. Even in the home, in a controlled way. Outside I have a feral family of cats & have no choice but to keep the black widow population down.

Bukowski - Modest Mouse "God controls the land and disease, keeps a watchful eye on me, If he's...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

This surely fits here!

He don’t need no stinkin’ Cart!

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Is he trying to steal a mannequin?

Another from the "Academic..." category... [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

If I got these first, or at least on my own, I'd just post them, but as others on this site posted them I think they deserve acknowledgment.

How ‘human errors’ challenge intelligent design theory | Genetic Literacy Project

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

A very accessible book for the layman, & meant specifically to debunk ID & creationism is Aron Ra's "Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism". Highly recommended. (Also, this is being hi-jacked, also!)

If anyone here is in the Beaufort, NC area this Wed.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Would love to be there, bro, just a bit far for a road trip, unfortunately. Have a great gig!

Religious logic ?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

That it does! I think you have a better chance with chance!

Hey, who remembers this?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I remember & did have the first. No recollection at all of the second.

We can't troll on other groups, admin won't allow it, and I will get in trouble for it.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I wonder if @Admin has considered that the other group is scheming for that very thing!

Allll..most time

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Reminds me of this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfdFCP3KYM

Stephen Colbert's Cyborgasm: Google Duplex [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I may have to be elsewhere at noon!

New evidence about the human occupation of Asia is cascading in | Aeon Essays

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I hope you don't mind, but I'm stealing this for my group! Thanks in advance!

We don't know until....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I live in Arizona! I truly believe in aliens!

I enjoy logic.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

& I say, yes I can, to both! I've read some of the Koran, & it's even denser than The Book of Mormon! & leaves the same taste in my mouth that I imagine shit would!

855 miles and 13 hours on the road today.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

So cool! If you do make it to Phoenix you can meet my Mom!

Good morning Righteous brothers- unchained melody [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Still such a romantic tune! Ah, so many slow dances to this!

Differences. One word 11 letters!

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

& you complained about one of my puns?!?!

My body is this kind of temple

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Or we can look at it from this perspective...

Devin Nunes- (R) Cali- is one of my LEAST favorite people:

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

He's a toady & a liar!

Children entertainment

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Need a good balance!

Differences. One word 11 letters!

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Ron, not nearly good enough to post twice!

Getting close....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Again?!?

How much is too much?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Never was too much of a problem. If it was a bit hairy you either ran with it & enjoyed the adrenaline or just remembered you were high & this too shall pass!

Hi brow trash pandering.....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Gerry seems like an ass!

Again, results may vary...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

& how many times has that worked for you???

I'm sure they are participation trophies....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Is the mascot a razor blade?

Get out there and LIVE ALREADY!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Still tough to decide whether that person is face up or face down!

I wish the losing team would say this.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dMSvXE9Gxw

Don't want to waste it!

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I'd do the same damn thing!

The further adventures of Florida Man.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I believe I stated this on the Red Lobster overeat...No. Fuckin'. Sympathy! Give 'em a Darwin Award, posthumously!

What in the world would this sound like?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Get yabba-dabba-down?

Not all guys are jack of all trades like they think they are

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Shoulda used the cat on the test run!

Whatever floats your boat

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Be a lot of boat floatin' here...

Ahhh... the memories

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Interesting take, but you need a biology refresher!

If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

Happy unicorn.

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Just had to do it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQfZYacEAw

Have these guys ever successfully boycotted anything?

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Now if these idiots would only boycott oxygen!

Yep.......

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

He actually did say this in an interview! Said it would play so much better than the S Korean prez's trial, 'cause no one cares about S. Korea! He is so clueless I wonder who ties his shoes (he sure can't reach!)

Kirkegaard predicting memes...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

It IS a fuckin' joke!!!

'Murica.....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Naw, that's not an AR-15!

Mostly memes....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqzQ6EwXHRM

Vicarius Filii Dei Trump...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Sue & indict him enough times & he may actually do time!

Millenials contemplating their own mortality be like....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Sheer profundity! Now Eric's would be much deeper...

Mine must be broken. ...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

I've got Windows 10 & I can't even get a hand-job!

Zoinks!.....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Looks like somebody's jealous, wonder over who?

I mean...a worthy endeavor

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

No. Sympathy. At. All!

Distracting the masses.. And it's worked for centuries...

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Oh, & Fuck Israel!

Wow. This is some wild west type science. [bookforum.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Good review & it looks like a very interesting book. Thanks, hon!

Solsbury Hill by Peter Gabriel [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Such a unique artist!

Just in case you're NOT watching Handmaid's Tale yet on Hulu: [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ydHjbKaL5A

The Opposition (Jordan Kepler): CPAC On Guns [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

CPAC & the NRA in cahoots! Who'da thunk!

Seth Meyers: Bad Sponsors [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

May as well piggyback an older one on here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUbZx1kvsPM

My best friend sent this to me .

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

That whole Central Park concert was extraordinary!