Vaccines are bad, ok.

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Sure, maybe. & what about the possibly hundreds more kids that may have been infected since you're screwing with our herd-immunity you stupid ****!

Because kindness is overrated..

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Ah, I guess the K standing for penis is sorta like Na standing for Sodium in chemistry.

Ok, now please explain the problems in the Middle East

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Ah, BS! The Pig knows...

Mwuahahaha

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Always have a backup, then ya' don't need god!

I just stole this one. ;)

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

It's the same as (but worse) 2 competing sports teams praying for victory. If there was really a god, do you think he'd really care about some HS basketball team in Booneyville, Anywhere, USA?

Star Wars' Lando Calrissian Comes Out As Pansexual, The Late Show [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Lando's Summit - SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hez4laAkGw

When I masses a girl on online dating i say hi girl name i am chris i am really nice and smart .

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Most of the ladies have great advice, I agree with @kenriley & @Seeker55, take heed of the ones you're trying to interest!

This has probably been discussed before but I am quite new here, so please excuse me.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

As in many European countries that are trending populist/nationalist, the U.S. has had fear drilled into them by our politicians & their parties to promote many draconian laws. Tho it started before, 9/11 really got the ball rolling. From Nixon's "Law & Order" thru the TSA, NSA, Gitmo,...fear of others, fear of immigrants, fear of strangers. We're turning back to the mindset of isolated villages & villagers because it generates the fear that the politicians stoke!

Corbyn yet again shows his pro-imperialist bourgeois colours.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

I'm not as cognizant of UK politics as I probably should be, but I agree that this will be moving to the States any time now!

Scientists explain Michael Jackson's 'impossible' anti-gravity tilt ...

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Link didn't work for me, & I get vids from bigthink all the time????

ClassicalArt memes

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

All good!

Yup.. dammit.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Until the flamethrower comes out!

Well if this isn't depressing, I don't know what is.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

& for "60" it's by decade & there's only 2 in the package!

Trying to explain something to someone over the phone.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

You're making things too complicated,...just put the lime in the coconut, & drink it all up!

Atheists, is atheism the default of the failed philosophical hypothesis of a god or is it the ...

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Atheism in many areas, or at the very least agnosticism, is, imo, the default position. Alien abductions, the efficacy of crystals in healing, the existence of a god,...without some proof or basis for believing in such beyond wishful thinking, the non-belief in them is the base-line! Show some kind of proof so that we can at least put a percentage on the probability of its being true. No proof, the default is non-belief!

I guess that's true.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

The bus driver & your Mom got somethin' goin' on!

Dogs or what?

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

They're both annoying & 'cringey'!

I am right now... :) take that as a compliment ya'll

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Why do you think I'm here?!?

Digestible by most humans...as compared to what? What concerns me is the other 40%.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

If the bullet-point 'benefits' weren't funny enough,..."...a meat roll that rivals pigeon or rodent products...while still staying mostly within the mammalian phylum." Well, at least it costs less than dirt! I guess you do get what you for!

That look.. lol.. but it's true too along with the eye rolling.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Then they're just asking for the,..."Sorry, I stopped believing in imaginary friends long ago."

I'll never understand why Pringle's felt that a tennis ball can was the optimum container for potato...

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Because they taste like I imagine a tennis ball would taste?!?

Google you so crazy.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

What the are-you-serious-fuck!

I think he's correct.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

& a smaller brain!

Ambivalence?

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Gee, I wonder why he left!?!

Someone doesn't understand.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

That is so clueless & funny!

Salad instead?

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

No, just need some fiber to move the field mice!

Did anyone else volunteer as a greeter on this site?

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

No, I don't figure any site needs me as the first thing any newbies will encounter!

If only my boss was so understanding.....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

With me it's more like this...

Future father....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

We need to have him stand in front of an open microwave at about waist high (or a little lower) & hopefully kill off any swimmers & potentials he has. We don't want this guy breeding!

Now that's savage....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Thanks! You reminded me I have to charge mine! Seriously!

Future "Florida Man".....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Since I have no idea what that means, I think I'll let Harambe put his own dick out!

Kids today....with their....being young all the time....so disrespectful!

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Yeah, but just remember, it won't last for them, either!

A favorite !!!

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Ain't it lovely that this supposed font of all morality has excused so much death & greed over the centuries!

I am this broke....lmao

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Oh, there have been times I sincerely wish that worked!

Gotta be careful with Craigslist ads....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

But, oddly, they look meant for each other! & he may get his wish twice over!

Super tired today.....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Seems like really uncomfortable PJ's!

You were warned.....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

I wish! In my case it's Fucked-Up & Not-Screwed!

Say it with cake.....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Had to be some kind of date if there's a second one after that!

Sounds legit..........

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

So can I! If you let me fondle your boobs, odds are we gonna shag, too!

R'amen sister....you tell 'em!

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

That ain't ramen, that's Ben & Jerry's!

Fancy.....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Not even I, excercise averse tho I am, would do that!

I need a woman who looks at me like Kristy looks at that kielbasa.....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Just have to hope for low expectations, then!

Board games and the Patriarchy....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

I wonder how that'd play out today?

Is this still a thing?

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

You tell us, Gramps!

Probably paralyzed...still a dawg.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

May as well make the best of it!

That dog's face tho.....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Dog's just goin', "If it's that good to eat I want some!"

Relax it's just a hickup prank

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

It's surprising how many people fall for that!

I <3 filthy perverts.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Slainte!

Here kitty kitty...

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Watch where you aim that thing!

More proof religion makes you stupid(er)

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

& meanwhile, out here in AZ...https://www.azcentral.com/videos/news/local/arizona-education/2018/05/22/arizona-department-education-drafts-new-science-standards-changing-evolution/635116002/

WTF Doesn't just mean Wed, Thurs, Fri

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Ah, a two-fer!

That's definitely MY fav memory....

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Surely gotta rank right up there!

Dogs!!!!! They'll never learn!

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

I'd say it was overdue!

That'll totally work

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Thar she blows!

I mean, right? @omalita

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Act like a pendejo, you get no panocha!

Someone call a whambulance!

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Having a bad day, Angie? Feel better, girl! (P.S. I have something similar to the neck stretcher, tho constructed differently. I've had that thought at times!)

What's a degree worth if no one will take you seriously \(°^°)/

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Yeah, but how often has it also been the scientist who created the disaster in the first place? Go back to Frankenstein, & then continue on. So many of the themes have been about hubris & almost anti-science. Hopefully, the tide has turned, a bit!

Please explain the difference to me.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Hopefully, the top will be just another myth to folk soon, too!

Right? Makes no sense.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Because I went to sleep looking like one?

Seth Meyers: Ya Burnt! [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Determined to get 'em posted before I do, eh??!! LOL

Be sure you know what you're getting

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

LOL! Tho I do wonder what a chicken is doing wearing a bra!?!

Don't be cheating on your dog

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Well, probably not those little rodent-like yap-dogs, I have some standards!

Seems to close to cannibalism

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Ah, yes, the "atheist's nightmare"!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

Oldie but goodie

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

LOL Still don't think it's gonna help him, but may as well go out sarcastic!

It's not new

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

& this one,...

Tickle shot

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

I have been that bear! (too, I should add as I read the comment below!)

Colbert: This ISn't Your Grandfather's Constitutional Crisis [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Ya' beat me to it!

I'm thankful to all of you for your thoughtful comments on my pics with the parents.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

We're with ya', Duke!

Welcome @vicki2018! buckets are better than pails, or carrots are more persistent thsn cabbage... ?

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Welcome! Vision is more persistent than scent, for the latter wafts on the errant breeze whilst the former impinges itself on the blackboard of your mind flowing thru the subways of Paris in spring!

This group has me looking for groups I haven't heard or forgot about... [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

She had such a powerful voice!

Gangsta doggo

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

He obviously is!

Confused and seriously fucked in the head.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

One of numerous logical fallacies & absurdities just in Genesis!

Free peep show

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Spin, spin! LOL!

More song memes for tonight's meme theme, it seems

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

& one more for good measure...

News channels be like

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Perception!

Cats, am I right?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Wouldn't put it past him!

Snarky is as snarky does

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I'm getting much better at it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkrF43SZEU

Or not, probably not

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

He likes his women 'supple'!

Bye, Felicia

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Hasta la vista, baby!

Why men watch the food channel [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Now that was funny, especially the slo-mo & Marvin at the end!

I think this person is looking

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Fetching!

Gonna get you too

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Oooh! Oooh! I got it! "Dust in the Wind"!!!! LOL

Tyson vs Sagan and GO!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Now compare & contrast the "Cosmos" series', too!

A rather unfun day?

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Get it out in memes, @Cherie44! You'll feel at least somewhat better!

True story

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Yeah! That's sorta what 'drunk text' means!

Hope you brought your snorkel

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Double groan!

Ouchie!!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I don't know anymore if it's "sleeping weird" or just the act of waking up that sets the stage! That, "You will hurt today" awakening!

Pants on fire

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Not necessarily! One could be pointing to the men's & the other to the women's!

Neht ko!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Well, I surely know it's not the first!

Lmao.......

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Gotta be chill, gotta be suave...

Phosphorescent- Song for Zula [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Very interesting!

I laughed too much

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

There's a lot of Ramsay memes, this is one I can truly believe he'd say!

The Bernie Sanders Facebook shared this article.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Just shows more than ever that we have to get out & vote!

[axios.com] America sliding further toward a dictatorship.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Pretty soon the "official" news outlets will be FauxNews, Brietbart & InfoWars!

US Refuses to Recognize Venezuela’s Election Results, New Sanctions Already Planned ...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Yeah, that will sure help the poor citizens there.

A favorite journalist, Danny Westneat wrote: ”The effect of this ‘secondhand terrorism’ on ...

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

& actually, like the old joke goes, as long as there are calculus tests there will be prayer in school! It bans administration controlled mandatory prayer from the classroom. There are still xtian 'clubs' in many schools, there are religious private schools, there is one's own mind if it comes to it.

Just realized I only have 34 points o go to Level 7. I think I got that this evening.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Congrats!

If you say so.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Wouldn't doubt Ol' Captain BOB has replaced many seamen!

Silly mannequins.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

His plight didn't move the others at all.

Still more from Florida Man.

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

It seems there are always new generations of 'Florida Man', must mean there's a bunch of 'Florida Women', too!