Dat ass tho.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I can't believe some weirdo has not had a go at that!

Bravery...

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

F'n' hilarious! & unfortunately perfectly illustrates 'First World Problems'!

Trust Between WH and Press?

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Tho I make sure to get multiple sources for the news, every word out of the tRumpster's mouth is a lie. If his lips are movin', he's lyin'!

Yanny and/or Laurel?

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Doesn't matter, her name is Rachel!!!

How Dogs/Cats Think

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

So damn true!

I really didn't but.. if I did..

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

If I walk into a church IT bursts into flame!

Whip it, whip it good..

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I'll just stick with calling you imaginary!

Our future

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Can we get a happy median?

The flawed principles of Christianity in a nutshell.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Yeah, sorta like...

Asking the important questions

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

& how's that workin' for ya', sport?

Puuuurrrrr...

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Naughty girl!!!

Taco Bell....not exactly food.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Used to have one right across from my place when I used to do the bar scene, & one of the few places open at 2 or 3 in the morning. Any port in a storm!

Bitches be trippin...

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I think I'll pass on this one!!!

Snake charmer training school....

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Doesn't seem very charming to me!

How wars should be fought.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Yeah, it figures who'd have the bigger sword!

Panty droppin' time!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

That has got to be the absolute worst pick-up line!!!

Though there is no proof Jesus and Peter existed in my opinion - Anselmo truely walked on water!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Two more examples, of course, one is a cat!

Though there is no proof Jesus and Peter existed in my opinion - Anselmo truely walked on water!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Anselmo has a boyfriend!!! LOL!

Hi!! Remember me?

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

555-6673(nope)

Watch out Jerry!!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

What do you think is in the Won Tons at your local Chinese restaurant? Fried mice!

Star Wars or Star Trek?

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

They're both ok, but I liked Bladerunner more.

My thoughts on the royal wedding

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I'm Irish & a Yank, I not only could not care less, but I have no fucks to give, either!

I drive chevy

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Ron's Chevy, before the engine seized & it fell apart!!!

Who knew? ..

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

At least it's organic & all natural!

Really Bill.. that's not what I meant.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Coke wire-snips???

Sore losers

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Yeah, & just try to get his pink slip!

Unappreciative dogs

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Poor dog's over there going, "I just know he's gonna want me to lick that crap off him!"

I hate when that happens

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Has 'she' finalized, yet?

These people out here making memes about me smh

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

That SURE ain't you!!! More like,... Crazy Unrepentant Titillating Exasperating

Trash to treasures: curb side service $10

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

That is surely one of those things you don't buy used!

@phxbillcee, here's one for that not so clean shaving look.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Just not a good look, funny as hell, but,...

That bumper sticker.. "a closed mind is", not thinking this sheep is going to a petting zoo.

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Looks like there might be a few in there...

Victoria lost her secret

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Do...your...boobs hang low? Can ya' tie 'em in a bow?...

Hits the nail ,,,

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Good one! Acquired!

Everyone, unite!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

That don't look right!

More newsworthy than the royal wedding

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Aw, somebody set it free!

Not your typical handcraft or thing of beauty but this is the result of several summers digging out ...

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

That's so often the way!

It's Sat. night. Time for some drinking songs! Go! Margo Price- Hurtin on the Bottle [youtu.be]

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w49MDt1afY

How do people feel about people who are childless?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I'm childless. Tho I've had a few 'instant' family situations in my time, & currently have 3 "step" grandkids, whom I love dearly, I was really never the father type, so just as well not to get in that situation.

I guess there was a Wedding or something today....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Looks like the ends of about a dozen neck-ties there!

Rule 1 of Fight Club...

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

& where else would they?

Oh oh possum meme for the day...

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Simply must try...

Culture, I know

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Most of us in this group are a bit bent!

I know everyone gets it

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

No, I use a PC! LOL

Good shit?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Don't think that's the group to ask about thermodynamics & entropy!

Emigre otra ves!!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

He-e-e-e-ere's asshole!

That's gotta sting.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Gotta be used to it by now!

Here's your sign!!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Need to post this on our "title page" so all the snowflakes can't miss it!

Happens everydamntime!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

That'll kill a buzz or an attraction right quick!

Corporate merger

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

23!

Really? You did didn't you?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

This is why he's looking!

Really? You did didn't you?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Great!

thoughtsandprayers

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib_6-qZcWvw

All I'm gonna say about the Texas shooting

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Only good thing is that T's & P's evaporate & biodegrade rather quickly, unlike plastic!

Today is my birthday.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Happy B-Day!

I've felt like this....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Feed us, Seymour!!!

Welcome to kindling @Annaleda.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Welcome!

Ain't it the truth

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

LOL!

Remember who you're talking to

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzWCjCQqV4

Do you Pop your Tarts? Or eat them straight out the foil like a filthy savage?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Armpit for 15 minutes, then they get warm & aromatic!

Banking and the Post Office...[counterpunch.org]

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

It's a sensible idea & could also help keep the USPS afloat!

It'll be bigly :P the greatest :P covfefe :P

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

That's funny, but maybe different casting?

I apologize in advance for hijacking the music group for this, but i HAD to share.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

That was fun! & those guys are good!

All the answers.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Need to alert @EricTrommater & @Blindbird!

That's pretty bad.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

If it stays that way for over a week, add a few zeros to that number!

I believe so.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Ah, puns, I see!

Did you go out last night?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Looks like she was out all damn night!

Sending the D

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Would tacos work???

Ok so women have their weaknesses too.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Goatee & two tats! Plus a ponytail!

Follow the yellow dick road

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Gonna try this again, eh?

Yah, not having the idiots run the show may help.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Sure don't want this idiot in charge of anything!

At least when you watch paint dry you get to smell the fumes.....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I wonder how many dingbats got up super early so as not to miss a minute, & is that why the group seems so deserted right now!

Poor John.....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

John's at least somewhat generous!

Want!.....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Be tough for ballroom dancing, tho!

I have a meme for that ;)

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I dream of meme-y...

Lol.......

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Saved the cat, but the pussy is still getting eaten!

Just a little Saturday silliness...

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Looks like the youngest one was adopted!!!

Yo mama!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

My Mom's 89, she may need just as big a truck to deliver the lube!

But why????

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

But, she does want to be your friend!

Friend request for you

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

That does look fine, but no way in hell! No trunk, no gag, no way!

A plead for stopping the shootings

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Bullshit! Get the kid some hygiene & a personality & let him work for it like we all had to do!

Happens a lot here...

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Yeah, there's a few that seem to get a lot of play! I don't worry anymore as we get so much content now few can keep up to realize it.

Wet weather gear

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Good old Obvious Plant at it again!

Ooopsy Daisy

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

They have the meat!

New weapon

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

How's it working for ya', Ron?

Great time to be alive

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Obviously not the great teachers they were talking about!

Bear Attack!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

As lunch!!! Nah, sometimes you eat the bear & sometimes the bear eats you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0De3PoNp5E

Maybe it is time to redefine sexy

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

It's not a big deal, & it's not like a major sacrifice for civil rights or something. Shave, don't shave, just keep clean. Let's not make too much out of this.

Why do some people find this so offensive?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I can see women saying to hell with it, but I've been somewhat acculturated, I guess, & find shaved more attractive. Hair is not a gross-out, & surely not a deal breaker, just not as attractive to me, & that's probably set firmly from way back. I know the double standard is sexist, but since I'm not sexually attracted to guys, I usually don't care what they do.

Not again .....

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Just, just,...WTF! Definitely, alcohol involved somehow!

Deception

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

& next all the men will be wearing codpieces again!

Agree or disagree?

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Only to an extent. It's nice to get a perspective that isn't affected by one's background or origin, but it does exist, & likely helped shape one, so you have to take it into consideration. & this term "violence" is about as bad as the extreme feminists viewing even consensual sex as "violence" or rape. Not a very good choice of a descriptor to my mind.

IF there was a God

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

God or no, you're an idiot!

No collusion, out of 14 indictments 5 guilty pleas and 1 already sentenced.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMyh7ko9L2g

POTUS bone spurs

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Not just a draft-dodger, a chicken-hawk! Pro war when he's out of the firing-line! Cheney! Limbaugh! The list goes on! I'm a "Nam -Era" vet, never served in-country, but was enlisted at the end. I was anti-war, but felt I had to serve to have a voice. These other pukes are scum!

This guy will be in L7U before long! Hella way to level up SMH [agnostic.com]

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I get the atheist/agnostic poll by admin???

Dammit Trump

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Delusion is not a good thing...

Okay, but there’s an uncanny resemblance here.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

Much worse than that...

Struttin it like nobody's business too.

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s or, maybe more accurately... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOaXTg3nAuY

That's goen leave a mark

phxbillcee comments on May 19, 2018:

I admit I participate at times, never had that problem! That's gotta be ultra-wuss hands!